₦airaland Forum

this one no fit commit suicide lie lie

Authoreety:
That woman is evil

this is just wicked and stupid.

when it turns to EVIL is if this crime goes without a very heavy prison sentence. When the police sweeps the matter. When women/humanitarian affairs turn a blind eye to this matter. That is the highest evil.

Kaycee9242:
Exactly, i don't know why some are lamenting. Once you are ready to marry that long list can never stop you, just tell them the ones you can do. They no dy marry woman finish

Please leave those small children complaining about list. what was he expecting when he went all the way to her village?
The real test of a LIST is your ability to stand and argue and agree with your inlaws and finally carry the girl home.
Next thing the same boys will want to talk when men are talking.

Davinity:
This is actually small compared to what I got... I really don't know what to do with that list


Mind you... It's the same Akwa Ibom state

that guy na small boy.
When he is ready to marry he will stand like a man even if the list long from here to jamaica

how can you pour sugar on your plants and expect insects to stay away?

gentposh:
Talkathon

All he needs to do is to address Nigeria's problem... This will take only 50hrs

add seven more zeros

Hamachi:
If you have a good paying salary, wife and kids, don't leave all that only to travel to start afresh again. It will take you average 15-20yrs to get the level you are right now.

15-20 years of which you are 100% sure that you will not need to buy fuel in kegs for generator or beg the government for your own rights. no more generator noise. no more power outage.

Bloggers prick don stand like arrow.

Mindlog:
He had suicidal ideations .

sometimes I think of all the rubbish words I know and I wonder how I learned them. Amazing

This young boy death pain me sha. Another dead singer on my playlist. MoBad
tooBad

Someone is coming to blame this on Tinubu.

more politics

yankison:
You forgot hurricane ?

you forgot kidnappers using speed boats

dapsoneh:
This looks a bit risky though. All those spoit kids may want to do something terrible when they want attention like jumping into that water oooo

would you want to jump in that water for attention when your father is Leo Messi? What other attention do you need? Unless na ogbanje dey worry that pikin.

I am more worried about kidnappers and other criminals coming to that house with a nice speed boat.

Psoul:
And when the batteries die, you'll spend 90% of the cost you purchased the car to replace the batteries.

Innovation will meet the batteries naw.... think ahead please. think

AntiTerrorist:
Just dey play 😄

You make you dey jonse. Nigeria go good even if it takes 5 billion years.

AntiTerrorist:
Or 1 000 000 years. Dey play

7,000,000 years. No Wahala. but e go happen

GhostRider1991:
I wasn't issued any receipt, the only thing available is the transfer receipt I did.

Ahhh! I suspect that this is what is giving him confidence. How you seff go pay rent (or pay for anything valuable) without receipt?
You better keep that transfer copy oh. I don comot hand.

woginid967:
1. Eat paw paw seeds - is it raw or boiled one?
2. Get liquid inhaler add to boiling water 😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁
3. Rub aboniki on your chest and sleep - Not even ROBB or Essential Balm. ABONIKI ON THE CHEST 🙄

plenty cure. nice. very nice 😁

Wodu89:
I'm not your mate. That you have a phone doesn't mean everyone's your age mate.
Asthma treatments works for almost all respiratory conditions. Avoid me. I'm not your mate

You see? When a fool has no more fact to present, he starts talking about things that are not CONTRIBUTIVE or HELPFUL to the matter at hand. Now this scumbag wants to talk about age difference.
Yes you are correct, you are not my mate, it can't be possible.

First you know it is asthma and even said he should go and get asthma drugs. But here you are saying IT RANGES. You are telling someone to go take asthma treatment for an unverified case. . what a lunatic

Next you say I am typing from a phone. How do you know I am not typing from my MacBook? More assumptions.

Next you want to talk about age? If you can not upload your birth certificates here before 12pm TODAY then you are as useless as an earthworm.

You better TRADE some of your age for a little sense. It will help you.

GhostRider1991:
the day I made payment for the apartment, the lawyer said the agreement form was not readily available that I will be called to come for it once the agreement is ready.

They are supposed to present the agreement letter to you before collecting a kobo from you. if the letter carries a date that comes after the date on your rent receipt, then the landlord and lawyer have no case.

7 days? They are just trying their luck with you. You better start documenting every verbal/written conversation with your landlord/lawyer to build your case. Carefuly record your calls with the lawyer. Do not make any threats or talk carelessly too.

You are not bound by any agreement & Your rent balance must be given to you if they want you to leave and the first quit notice should not be 7 days. no let them whyne you.

Wodu89:
It's always respiratory condition
It ranges from asthma to allergies to another condition

it ranges but you already concluded that it is definitely asthma.
hey rest abeg. just rest in Jesus name.

chucks185:
sleep is the cousin of death they say,

🎶 they say sleep is the cousin of death, so my eyes wide open cos' a dream is keen to your last breath 🎶

Wodu89:
Asthma
Go to a pharmacy and tell them you have signs of asthma

hey God! this one don already run conclusive diagnosis already. Nigerians got talent.

T0n3y:
I don't always breath well, am always gasping for air, when i breathe someone beside me always hear me breathing hard ..
Please what can be the cause of this

Do you smoke? don't lie.
what is your body weight?
What sports do you play? don't lie.
When was the last time you went jogging or did any physical fitness for at least one hour? don't lie.

MzansiCoolio:
Nigerians spend 25 hours out of every day obsessing about SA women

25 hours? This says much about your education (none). Even a toddler knows we only have 24 hours in a day.

You are awake by 2:50am thinking so much about Nigerians that you had to stay awake to type it out? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa one bad Nigerian boy don fuxk this guy wife without pity. The pain is crazy.
what a LOSER

MzansiCoolio:
YOUR THOUGHTS?

so boring, so stale. seems this one just lost another girlfriend to a Nigerian again.

use very hot rod to brand EIYE on their forehead and cheeks so that they will become totally useless to the society forever with the rubbish they are proud about. Nobody will give them jobs and everybody will run from them. Don't forget to cut off their fingers too.

But they don't need app to carry ladder and move to EVERY SREET for disconnection.

so, we should start opening app to FILL FORMS & WRITE REPORTS if there is power outage by 1am in the morning? What next after that?

get money

Bunkbars:
that's when Nigeria clocks 300 years

no problem. even if it means Nigeria will be 1000 years. it must happen

IconicR:
I didn't know how I will tell my friends and cousins that my boyfriend name is Gbenga so I stylishly ghosted him.
?

what is the name of the one that is fucking you now? Orlando Bloom?
what is your dad's name? Barry White?

Ladies don't listen to him.
If you are making big figures then you must link up with a guy that makes bigger figures. do not settle for less. Aim very high.

we need more single ladies in our society