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Acidosis:
Not true.

I keep moderately long fingernails, especially on my pinky finger and I average 75-80 WPM, which is probably one of the fastest typing speeds you'll come across.

Na that long fingernail sef dey aid my speed. The disadvantage is that they wear out my keyboard quickly by pulling off the keys.

thanks for the first hand information.

grown pinkie.? i no fit try am.

Nice one by Lagosians.

Don't use billboards as shelter for criminals to inflict harm on law abiding citizens.

Seyi Tinubu take note.

Wainey:
lolz, fortunately yesterday I went to a cybercafe and the guy in charge has long nails

cybercafe in 2024. Thank God for cybercafe back in 2002.
back to the matter... that guy na only photocopy and scanning he dey do abeg.

Wainey:
I can't explain, there are women who fix nails and still could type

Type on a laptop abi na phone you dey talk?
You will rarely see a man who is very active on his computer or moves things with his hands alot and still keeps long nails for fancy.

LeeSmart:
Lawyers in the house can de student sue the lecturer for infringement? Na where dem dey cashout i wan dey stay now 😆

bring your chair and charger

dominzy:
Lecturer Uses Students Rag-day Picture As Cover Page for Text Book.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAV3S1vofAC/?igsh=MWxnYWpmcXZkYWNiMQ==

student don hammer

LordIsaac:
From what I'm seeing, he will live to steal no more

na lie. only death will stop this one from doing a bigger crime.

Burn house for this economy.

tie him up in the middle of the village and let all his fellow teenagers watch him scream as fire eats his body from leg to head.

I think i have seen this news before

Wainey:
nope it doesn't.
You can have long nails and use the keyboard very well.

tell me more about this

just those two cities in the whole 36 states?

who gave the reports?

Bob is hot in the news again. my guy need to use his international passport quickly oh.

Don't move too fast. stay put.

Don't talk too much

that is one of the quickest ways to know a man who doesn't use a computer or do much work with his hands.

Vidodino:
but i have pregnanted her. i need advice

Advice on what exactly?

Namaster:
In this particular arrangement, ONLY the gullible men are brought LOW.

QED

70. nice number

LeeSmart:
What can lie can produce such facial reaction below.
Me; When she caught you having s*x with another girl and you telling her babe it's not what you think.

Emilokan : Let the poor breathe.

Sacrifices of who and who?

Are your children buying fuel or food from local markets?
Do your children even school in Nigeria?

why he go abandon them naw? what happened to forgiveness? 😂

LazyNaijaYouth:
We've not seen in 6 months cause she's a student in school and now she's coming back but she wants to bring 2 of her friends (alongside herself) to live with me.

The ULTIMATE version of SEE FINISH is doing press up for you.

1. these are small girls with unrealistic expectations. They want to see the kind of boyfriend their friend (your babe) has been bragging about and if they can't eat 10 times a day at your place, then you are a useless guy.

2. Hygiene. Staying with one small girl is enough headache. What if 2 out of 3 of them is on their period during the stay?

3. Do you know if any of them is a cleptomaniac? 2 weeks after they are gone and you start to look for small things like your shirt or wrist watch. You ask your babe and she childishly gets angry that you are accusing her angelic friends.

4. Spiritual angle. Before you agree to share space for days in the same place, you need to know the vibes of such person. Make person no carry destructive spirit contaminate your space then you begin to suffer for what could have been avoided.

5. Death. If anything should happen to any of them in that house, you go explain taya.

AareGaa:
[/quote][quote author=AareGaa post=132179568]Girls from your cursed erosion region

Erosion is a Natural disaster.
What girls from my region do is their business.

I have zero control over the two ASSUMPTIONS you mentioned but your emptiness pushed you to tell me about them because you are a shallow retård who can't chide me with facts that are of my own making.

Where am I from? it will never be well with you, your family and especially your children if you can not answer correctly.

etrouble:
Vagabonds. They bear the same surname, but they have no physical resemblance, that’s because they were born of a thousand fathers and an Olosho mother who foist them on one mumu man

heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

AareGaa:
Girls from your cursed erosion region

Erosion is a Natural disaster.
What girls from my region do is their business.

I have zero control over the two ASSUMPTIONS you mentioned but your emptiness pushed you to tell me about them because you are a shallow retård who can't chide me with facts that are of my own making.

Where am I from? it will never be well with you, your family and especially your children if you can not answer correctly.

lordm:
They haven't paid me

PAY YOU for doing what exactly?

no be only hamster. na rabbit una go see.

Henry2405:
Were you there ? 😂

Ọmọ I was a super expert CHOPPER. just give me the cutlass and stand back and watch how grass will be flying in the air on rotation.

but when I mean to dodge manual labour, even sherlock holmes and jack bauer can't find me.

if i hear say she stop ashawo work....

by the way, where is that BREAD SELLER that they were hyping that year?

that phone just wiped all my contacts and emails. I hate the phone.

Ben91jdba:
:-

learn how to edit pictures properly. sheep brain

Softmen:
U had better get sense

God forbid that those bunch of maggots will ever have sense.
Be careful with your wishes abeg

Hahahahahahahaha