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PoliticsRe: Naming Ceremony Of Hanan Buhari's Son, Zayd (Video) by AllBlack: 4:45pm On Jun 22, 2022
Meanwhile. Bubu still banging the country HARDCORE and no baby yet to show for it.
FamilyRe: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by AllBlack: 4:38pm On Jun 22, 2022
LordEclipse:
Lol..I always love removing it from water,let it hit well on its own and then put it back in the water just to hear that 'chioooo' sound..hahahahaa
You like ruff play. I did this crap too.

The shock from this boiler comes with a notification in your brain
FamilyRe: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by AllBlack: 4:28pm On Jun 22, 2022
Camelot65:
This and electric cooker Grrrrrrrrrrrrr me.

Plugged the heater and dipped my hand in the bucket, you know the rest.

As for the cooker, a pot was on it, wanted to check if it's red already so I lifted a side of the pot angry
Hahaha. U lifted the pot to check your head grin and you saw your head abi
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi Reacts As Her Son Unfollows Her Friends, Blocks 2 by AllBlack: 11:02am On Jun 22, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
Children of nowadays are born with computer brain.
And you were born with? grin
Don't say it
CrimeRe: Man Stabs His Friend To Death After The Deceased Demanded For His 1,500naira by AllBlack: 7:58am On Jun 22, 2022
Less than 10 dollars.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Watches Lesbian Porn A Lot What Does Kt Mean? by AllBlack: 7:49am On Jun 22, 2022
blaquebelle:
*shrugs
I honestly doubt it matters. There are different types of wild porn out there. It doesn't mean people must practice the porn they watch
If you find out that your boyfriend's laptop watches gay porn. Would it matter to you? Yes or No.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Watches Lesbian Porn A Lot What Does Kt Mean? by AllBlack: 3:28am On Jun 22, 2022
WatchYourSix:
But when a woman watches lesbian porn alot...it might mean shes a lez..
Definitely a lesbo. Nothing like maybe.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Watches Lesbian Porn A Lot What Does Kt Mean? by AllBlack: 3:26am On Jun 22, 2022
blaquebelle:
I don't think it matters
It matters a whole lot to know what your partner is into.

Just imagine finding out that your boyfriend's laptop has a special folder for gay porn. I hope it wouldn't matter too.
RomanceRe: Did I take it too far ? by AllBlack: 3:02am On Jun 22, 2022
MysteryX:
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And how do I go about reconciling with her...
You are trying to fix something that isn't broken and That is where you will ruin it. You just came back to her and you expect her to do a welcome party but you complain when you don't see any red carpet saying WELCOME BACK. oga Leave her to re-adjust. She is human too.
PoliticsRe: Christians, After All The Killings By Islamic Extremists, Don't Vote A Muslim. by AllBlack: 8:40pm On Jun 21, 2022
FatherOfJesus:
Are you Christians sleeping?
How can you allow them rule you twice?
Do you want Muslims to finish you like chickens?
See how they are killing you all, in owo, Sokoto, southern Kaduna and in the east. Their fulani militia are everywhere waiting to conquer

Christians, don't vote for muslim. Don't, no one has been prosecuted for all the religious killings against chrisrians. Be wise or they will finish you
We know they will.
Some pastors will even campaign for Atiku and Tinubu right there in the church.
PoliticsRe: Suddenly Every One Has Forgoten About Mazi Nnamdi Kanu by AllBlack: 8:35pm On Jun 21, 2022
MrFourSHIRTS:
guy man enjoying hot beans with Versace grin
FENDI. WHITE FENDI

For that guy to keep repeating that Same clothing, you can imagine that he has also been wearing same boxers and singlet too. I mean, if they allow him change boxers then why can't they allow him change the main clothes too.

Meanwhile where is Reverend King?
PoliticsRe: Suddenly Every One Has Forgoten About Mazi Nnamdi Kanu by AllBlack: 8:34pm On Jun 21, 2022
Suddenly they have forgotten about the army couple abducted and beheaded
PhonesRe: Which Phone Can I Get Budget 60 To 70k by AllBlack: 4:16pm On Jun 21, 2022
kemidesola03:
I have clean ipad 4 for sale with 32gb storage.
Sim card and WiFi Enable Yes.
Comes with receipt and leather pouch
Price 60k negotiable.
Lagos state
WhatsApp 08134082889
So u want the sister to be walking around with iPad 4. Fear God naw
PoliticsRe: Kidnapped Train Passengers Fall Sick, Vomit Blood, Attacked By Snakes by AllBlack: 2:29pm On Jun 21, 2022
welcome to Nigeria where NO LIVES MATTER.

Those NIGERIANS are still in the bush for about 3 months in their own country. All the cold, sleeping on cold floor, snakes, hunger, menstruation, torture, endless hopelessness.
CrimeRe: Lady Narrates How Police Officers Extort N320k From Her In Lagos by AllBlack: 2:23pm On Jun 21, 2022
And Nigeria Police scores again.
Really proud of them
CelebritiesRe: "My Liposuction Journey" - Blessing CEO Says As She Shows Her Cosmetic Surgery. by AllBlack:
Relationship therapist with body dissatisfaction issues and the need to impress the world with her new artificial body.... And people actually listen to her?
SportsRe: Kidnappers Release Sani Toro & Garba Yila by AllBlack: 12:06pm On Jun 21, 2022
150 million. What gives you the guts to ask your fellow man for such money if no be the gun?

Now You will see them in the club shouting DORIME and some people will be full of envy for them. Others will be begging them BROS SHOW ME WAY NAWW. Babes will gather their table too.
Nowadays everybody don turn boss. We no know who be who again.

Ransome money
EducationRe: Sexual Misconduct: OAU, UNIABUJA Dismiss Four Profs, 14 Others by AllBlack: 12:00pm On Jun 21, 2022
4 profs.
That is over 60 academic years if you put all the time it took each of them to reach professor level together. Gone over some pussy and lack of self control
CrimeRe: How Burna Boy Made Sexual Advances To Me 3 Times I Rejected- Woman Break Silence by AllBlack: 1:56am On Jun 21, 2022
So if person no gree for you na to release bullet & japa to spain. Okay
RomanceRe: Share Your Experiences With Ghosts by AllBlack: 1:51am On Jun 21, 2022
Greisen:
There is this Ghost wey dey give me sure 5odds for bet9ja Booking Shop
After Booking i dey buy Kpombe(bons) with cold soya milk for am
LMAO. abeg the ghost dey whatsapp?
TravelRe: Why Do People In The Diaspora Come Back To Nigeria To Settle When They Get Old? by AllBlack: 6:44pm On Jun 20, 2022
Originalsly:
If you check ....the persons returning left when they were like 22 or older. They are rooted in Nigeria .... know a whole lot of people and can hang out with them ... have a social life....with little stress. Abroad... at 22 ... you will not make many friends... and those few friends may not live anywhere close to you. I see retired people everyday .... lonely... short of friends... same routine... wake up and get out... on warm days... get their folding chairs... sit at a certain spot... the meeting place.... and greet the passers by on their way to work. Retired people... limited friends... friends because they are retired and have nothing to do. If not healthy enough... they remain indoors... a home aide is provided to assist them... but they are basically isolated... solitary confinement... just existing. Returning home... same weather all year. One can always find old friends... unlimited because you knew sooo many people from school and the neighbourbood... never mind 75% of them have moved away and passed on ... there are still many around. You can relive experiences... reminisce....share experiences... catch up on what's been happening while you were gone ... enjoy good food.... no stress of bills and schedules....

Monday afternoon I have to put out the garbage after 4pm for Tuesday morning pick up.... Tuesday morning I have to get up before 8 a.m and double park the car to allow for street sweeping or face a fine .... then 9:30 I have to find parking or face fine for double parking.... Wednesday I have to pay the phone and internet bill or everything shut down.... Thursday I have to go grocery shopping or face the crowd Friday

....life on programme. Back in Nigeria... none of that stress... I sleep and wake when I wake. Even people not retired... the ones in their prime... returning... do you ever notice how excited they be (unless pestered by beggars)?... the stress off of them you can't tell.... but you can see how excited they are about food ... local food.... regardless of price... they will eat... and eat... and eat... missing in their lives. If one has left Nigeria after a certain age... he will never feel at home in a foreign land... he was there for the opportunities and the money... but after all has been achieved... and he is retired.... then two sayings make a whole lot of sense......

a house is not a home... and there is no place like home.

He will return for peace of mind and comfort in friends.
Well detailed detailing.
RomanceRe: Tears Flow As Pastor And His Wife D!e In Ghastly Accident — Video by AllBlack: 6:49am On Jun 20, 2022
May they R.I.P
And life goes on.
RomanceRe: If He Didn’t Ask You Out, Don’t Assume You’re In A Relationship by AllBlack: 6:47am On Jun 20, 2022
Stephen2324:
If he didn’t ask you out, don’t assume you’re in a relationship
Another wise quote from a relationship guru who feels the whole world is like a Brand new Machine with the Manual & Rule books included in the box.

1. Please define ASK OUT and also teach the ladies how to verify it's authenticity. Abi any guy that does the ASK OUT is serious?

2. Teach us how to determine the life span of ASK OUT too. Or if a guy asks a babe out in 2002, it is a life time guarantee that they are in a relationship?

Oya flex your relationship expertise on those 2 first.
RomanceRe: Please Advise by AllBlack: 8:50pm On Jun 19, 2022
Monaco1:
Good evening, please does anyone knows of any good Ndokwa hotels with good chicks within surulere, Lagos??
As an old school lagos guy. Lemme epp you Before we start to read your story on front page grin
There is one close to Ijesha bustop.
There is one if you are going towards Omilani
Christianity EtcRe: How Long Does It Take To Receive The Holyspirit After Salvation? by AllBlack: 8:24pm On Jun 19, 2022
Lighthouse50:
Thanks sir, please can one fast for it cos waiting too long leads to weariness
You can go and buy at shoprite. You impatient mofo.
A whole holy spirit na him you dey look clock for. Tomorrow they say Christians should raise up their hands, you too will raise that your crayfish hand
Christianity EtcRe: How Long Does It Take To Receive The Holyspirit After Salvation? by AllBlack: 8:20pm On Jun 19, 2022
Lets say 20-25 minutes.
Should not take more than 27 minutes
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky's Gigantic Cake & Decorations For His Housewarming (Video) by AllBlack: 8:19pm On Jun 19, 2022
Risky Bobby.
Cashout guyman.
Man wey use woman office dey chop
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Flight In 2015 VS 2022 by AllBlack: 8:10pm On Jun 19, 2022
i still remember boarding a flight from Lagos to Abuja for 12,000 on Medview Airlines In 2015.
See this country has been hacked with a bad cheat code that is designed to deprive Nigerians from every good thing.
Music/RadioRe: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Song So Far In 2022? by AllBlack:
grin Eh God - Kizz Daniels
Eh god oh... No make I fall oh.
This one wey things dey cost I still wantu ball.


That line make me love that song
CrimeRe: Imo Prison Escapee Stabs Pregnant Woman To Death by AllBlack: 6:18pm On Jun 19, 2022
Many other demonic criminals living free with presidential pardon in the name of REPENTED/REHABILITATED criminals
HealthRe: Any Home Or Local Treatment For Whitlow by AllBlack: 6:13pm On Jun 19, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Finger yourself with it until the fungi in your pussy dries it up naturally
the OP will not accept this advice and one overzealous Moderator is on his way to ban you. Many others are coming to call you a pervert.

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