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PaChukwudi44:
Peter Obi in LP would score more votes than Tinubu nor Osibanjo in APC.

I wish this was true but unfortunately for Peter Obi, this is Nigeria where the people EMBRACE suffering and pain with red carpet special treatment.

matrix199:
Scorpion does not come close to the animals with the most painful bite/sting.



Third on the list is the honey bee.

Second on the list is a wasp called Tarantu hawk.


First on the list is an ant called Paraponera clavata also called the Bullet ant. If you're bitten by this ant, you will writhe in pain for more than 36hours. Natives in the Amazon fear this ant more than the jaguar.

This is how people FAIL.

who asked you all this one? Have you ever been bitten by a scorpion? YES or NO?
Next thing you will start to tell us what caused the sinking of the Titanic and the last woman to die in the ship.

jacy346:
27k

You removed a whole 12k. Why don't you just remove the whole 39k and steal the phone?

gonkin:
Just a new fender, headlight and bumper

I was wondering why he woulugo for the same 458 Italia

Just? Like it is GOLF 3 parts?
Say that JUST again.
See your mouth like JUSTINA

NOTE: he stepped down IMMEDIATELY

IN NIGERIA: the pastor will hire 400 lawyers

lalasticlala:
As shared by Oriaku 1, @CO_Chiamaka:

"A friend of mine is looking for a sperm donor.

Qualifiers

- Above 6 ft
- Good- looking
- Book smart (you must show evidence)
- Good dentition

Pay is 1 million naira

*You'll have no contact with the child ever*

If you're interested and meet the qualifications
Send a Dm"

i am way above all this trash yardstick

i also gym and run, very physically and mentally fit.

mad body with a good curved diick banging like an mp3 mixtape. not skit boys.

book smart is outdated. i am universally smart.

1 million for all this? that babe is broke.

HICb:
I've been going out with her for a year. She's great. But i'm just getting sick of how moody and unstable she can be sometimes.
She gets angry over the smallest thing and will blow it in to huge proportions. Example: I run out of toilet paper. She comes out screaming. I tell her ok I'll go right now and buy some. She starts calling of immature for not having toilet paper apparently. I tell her ok. I'll get some now. She won't stop. I obviously get upset. But don't say anything. She starts saying "I'm gonna go home," I tell her fine. She goes home. Get's mad i didn't stop her. I tell her this is the millionth time you do this. Can't keep running after you everytime you threaten to leave.

Don't know what to do anymore with this girl.
She does have great things about her - She's sweet, Extremely beautiful etc...
But she got out of control emotions that are making me just miss being single again.

What The Hell Do I Do? Should I Just End It.

there is another person she wants you to behave like.

the other person always has tissue paper at home
the other person always begs and pampers her when she vexes to leave the house, but you do not.
if you sit down and think of this, you will see other things where she shows such behavior and always complains about.
could be your dressing or even the way you press your toothpaste.
you are in a competition with the unknown.

the good news is that she is not the last beautiful girl on earth but it is up to you to have a little manly courage and
tell her to give you space so she should go be with that perfect person. see what happens.

Charcoal Brain in her head

even an outdated phone like Nokia 3310 is 500 times smarter than most of these girls especially those born from the year 2002 till now.

tnerro1:
You were making a good observation until the last sentence........

your opinion.

what is the total number of kidnapped people in this country on a daily basis?

20?
100?
150?

and it has turned normal

tyup:
If you cant say something reasonable or commend those guys at the war front just shut tf up. if you don't have the chest to pick up Army form and apply then you got no right saying shit on what you know nothing bout

do not mind the little child ranting from the comfort of the chair in his mother's house eating free food and pressing phone.

when he wakes up to find himself inside barracks and he is asked to repeat the statements he made, he will start begging in the name of God like a little girl.

TarOrfeeek:


Comedians.

You are destroying your own Mounted AAMG + Hilux vehicles.

Army of vibes and WhatsApp status.

see how you are announcing your stupidity to the world.
so if you were on that frontline you would be thinking of saving a truck instead of saving lives of citizens.
every heard of collateral damage?

you just carry ur phone and type but you can not walk up to any army camp and say this face to face like the man that you are. i dare you

i triple dare you to go to any army camp and tell them they are comedians.

shey these bandits/terrorists no dey rest?

always planning to kidnap and raid villages

you no see another person to impersonate...

your hell starts on earth

one month is tooo small.

let them please make it 2 years

this is insane.
i can only imagine the TERRIBLE pain she must have suffered before she could bear it no more and gave up to death.
as for the husband....

even right now. more women are looking for how to sell or dump their babies and blame it on poverty.

so what happens when the 150k finishes? you sell your breast too abi?

still on page one?
when are you going to start?

funny

daddytime:
What bearing has this on the subject matter?

You want throw her surprise birthday party?

mad response. hahahaha

Lets see how this will turn out.

if this stretches more than this week then it means the kidnappers did their homework very well.

Oga please this your heading is twisted. please re-arrange it for easy reading.

and also add GRAPHIC BLOODY PICTURES

Candidlady:
1spotted!

you are such a child.
please take your spotting to your rapist father and all the males in your family tree.
just because all the men in your family tree are rapists does not mean that is how every man is.

Aonkuuse:
Salemreporters reported earlier that two young men were arrested over the death of Joy Onuh Ogochuckwu, who was raped and murdered in Benue state.

The two suspects later accepted to have committed the crime during a thorough interrogation. They are all in police custody at the moment.

Nice one. I wonder how people actually find pleasure in rape.
you see she is terrified and with all that struggle you deek is still standing up. God forbid.

i wish there would be a follow up story to show how such people are actually punished and not some pictures to calm the society down then we hear nothing afterwards.
that girl that was killed in a church with fire extinguisher. whats up with that? or is it gone too?

Candidlady:
Please tell me you ripped them apart after their confesion!?

all men got rape tendency in 'em

you just put your shallow brain on public display.

don't worry, another fulani will take over directly or indirectly.
these are people who know what it means to stay in power, it is the only thing that makes them relevant besides rearing cattle and you think they will let it go like that?
they are always in the strong seats of Nigerian gov.

the rest of Nigeria is still sleeping

I guess he is lucky. many are drinking rotten beans in naija prison becos of this

in a place like Nigeria where there would be no "NEPA" to power the cctv, you are screwed.

next thing they will make sure you appear before a female judge who will be washed by emotion

the earlier you realise that nothing will change in this country
and we will always hear stories like this even in the next 50 years then the better for you.

this is the one that happened in the daytime...
what about the ones that happen while the whole country is sleeping and no cameras.

see the cute girl drinking BULLET on a National jet. that is some very heavy swag.

pray and work to join the gang. stop crying

TheDevilIsALai:
The Queen has been hospitalized and every indication shows she isn't going to make it.

When she dies, the woke parliament will call for an end to the Monarchy.

You heard it here first.

yeah we heard it first from a nigerian who does not even have an international passport not to talk of visiting London
do you think the British royal family is the one in your village that has no plan or respect?
you are talking about people with over 50 year plan here.
but you can not see farther than your short nose that is why you can come here and type rubbish.

when you finish drinking that your garri, go to downing street and end the monarchy.

Messi again

Tiwa's phone must be vexing her right now. RING RING RING upandan.

but this is just the start. lots of sex tapes everywhere and they all must be calling their playboys to delete whatever video they made before they become another Tiwa.

Nobody wants to be Tiwa right now.