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OnionBandit:
Imagine we ve been hanging them without delay, upon every court pronouncements. By now, rope for don finish for market

on the contrary.

Rope makers for don dey richer than Elon

essentialone:
Lol. Please what does that mean o?

Abeg as I no ask you wetin your own mean, you seff no ask me make we no tear shirt this morning.

A Day To Remember.

TemplarLandry:
I find this interesting and hard to believe.

When we were still in Js 2. Emmanuel was already driving his father's company delivery pickup for about 2 years prior to the time. And he dey drive with better confidence

essentialone:
A.D.T.R., I hear you. Smiles.

I.N.S.W.Y.D.T stay trippy.

kpankpangolo:
It happened in my village. Taah, who dash Benue state?! Rumours have made every Tom, Dick and Harry want to claim the achievement.

Bros no tear shirt. Abeg shed more light on this

Samantha125:
👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

E be like say you like fight pass quarrel.

hope say you don dey understand naija pijin lingua small small sha.

I nova see wetin woman wan tell me for this life. make I dey pay attention to People wey sabi lie pass lizard.?

But wait oh... I remember.

My sister friend tell me say her brothers wey dey play basketball go need use my chest as Board for their rim. say dem go just nail the rim to my chest. 😂😁🤣. This was almost 20 years ago.

The reason I ever started to GYM till all my body tear (Triple H was my model back then)

Haydens:
Men are the prize at the end of the day.

Make woman popularly serve prison sentence and come out to marry make I see.

Walahi the thing schock me too.
E choke

CJStarz:
Davido for use NWA (child) BINGO.
Nwa is singular, Umu (children) is plural.

either way, the message has been passed and is quite understood.

Haydens:
Drink responsibly cos thé after effect no go funny

Abeg calm down.
what is the worst that can happen?

getting beheaded by kidnappers?

Nelochukwu:
Because they do it responsibly and they themselves are responsible .

Do you know that you cannot be ordinary and be a fan at the world cup? Do you know how much per ticket hotel logistics feeding costs . So regardless these are responsible fans that have jobs.

Besides the Scottish are known jolly good drinkers

Not another race that might be disorderly in the name of celebrating

You just put that guy on a school bus and took him to class.

freeDR:
The Scottish are jolly good drinkers. They have a whole type of alcohol named after them.

They have SCOTTISH LOUD named after them too.

simpleseyi:
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If you repeat that nonsense, I will deal with you mercilessly

Allow small pikin to play with sand naw. Seyi Kilode?

puremaker7:
Dem too dey drink for that side.....see men in skirts

It is not SKIRT.

it is called KILT

Somebody please verify this.

A friend of mine told me there was a Christmas season people drank all the beer in Benue state till there was no more beer and when Nigeria Brewery finally supplied beer again, boys clear the road like say na fire service dey pass.

Men wey dey threaten Alcohol.

Beer see dem dey cry

Mariangeles:
When was the last time you drank garri?

2019 was the last time.

i know because I know wetin my eyes see that season.

Kaliningrad:
👍🏻Russian Aircrafts, U.S Coffins

You will grow up one day

princepee:
The devil's incarnate.....
even the devil will marvel at what some people have become

the devil is very afraid of some people right now.

Emeskhalifa:
And una dey hide their face abi?

But they want to go DEMOLISH houses even after they have stated that the kidnappers have cleverly infiltrated an area which means they PROBABLY went to rent those houses or are living in uncompleted shanties which the owners have no idea

uyams:
But my problem is she said no sex till after marriage

Many men have followed this line and finally gotten into a marriage that lasted forever in bliss. Many ended up losing with eternal regrets.

Now, the main question is WHAT DO YOU WANT?

IF what you want is to have sex with her before marriage and she doesn't want the same thing, why do you linger there? There are 4 billion women in the world.

Jakumo:
a sane man would be unable to feel any arousal in the presence of his grandmother.

You talking about a SANE MAN means you have acknowledged that there are INSANE MEN. So with that, you should know that there are people who would even sleep with dead people, dogs, and even that FINTECH guy that was posting about how tight his cat would be.

Pray not to meet them

mayDtolu:
Guys I need advice on this matter.

Your friend has faced his front.

I know it is hard but find your own front and face it.

if he doesn't marry this one, he will marry the next one abi na because you sabi her?

Face front

shortgun:
Expecting a Yes or No answer from me simplifies the issue. My decision will depend on many variables, especially my financial strength, how violence she is, her vulnerability to abuse, the extent I've gone with her treatment....e.t.c

Financial strength? Let me repeat so you can READ PROPERLY

Let's say you are in this situation and you have drained all your finances treating a family member of mental illness.

Will you ever resort to this measure?

No plenty words, just answer Yes or No.

This one don overdo business

shortgun:
families are left with no options and resort to locking up their loved ones up in chains.

Let's say you are in this situation and you have drained all your finances treating a family member of mental illness.

Will you ever resort to this measure?

No plenty words, just answer Yes or No.

ARISHEM:
Some people are more wicked than the devil

Bros. Devil dey fast & pray make God no allow such people come meet am where he dey jeje.

Such people make me doubt the existence of the Devil

kpankpangolo:
You sure she was mentally okay? .

If you can tell me your location, I can come over there and declare that you are not mentally okay and before you can even say anything you will see people I have bribed and influenced (MIB) bundling you into a car and chain you. The more you say you are not mad, the more MAD you will look. Before you know you have spent 4 years in a dog cage eating dog food and sleeping with them till you gradually become a FERAL being. Imagine all this happening to you? I know you will say IMPOSSIBLE but just drop your location and see.

It is sweet to say the things you said Because it is not you.

MaziObinnaokija:
8 CHINEDU ONIKUIRE

Amen oh.

wellmax:
Meanwhile they are worse than the devil.

I’m sure he takes good care of his own wife and kids.

The hearts of man.

when I see people like this and news of such nature, I take a look at myself and try to do a MENTAL CHECK of all the things I have done and find out that I have never done any bad thing in my life.

The worst set of humans you will ever meet are those INCONSIDERATE set of people.

Faber:
I no sure say those children still dey inside bush, all are politics. Fear this country.

Yes many of dem seff fit don kpai but make government no dey use their own selfish matters attempt distractions.

They are just playing political CHESS.

Don't distract us.

De-register all the parties if you like but

BRING BACK OYO CHILDREN

END KIDNAPPING BUSINESS WITH DEATH PENALTY.