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FREDGNF:
Garlic chasing witches and wizards away

how many have you chased this night?

Smartguyboy:
Someone who died since 17 Sept 2019

This one dey follow her bumper to bumper.

KnowledgePower7:
Frankly she paid 80% of the rent
I settled agent fee and the rest

You are just her tenant.

just number your days by yourself because she will soon beat you up and embarrass you in front of everyone ONE DAY.

VOsimhen144:
You want to settle down with the love of your life and her family people gave you this bride price list.

What will you do?

I will tell them to give me the list they used to marry her mother.

I wan check something

you almost have to steal and break all ten commandments to get an HONEST original product in this country NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HAVE.

He is popular, thanks to you that keeps pushing him in our faces

EponObi:
In 2003, Nigeria had one of the best economy in her history.

speak for yourself.

i will not be the one to trade juvenile words with you this morning.

if he likes he should show Emilokan something on PORNHUB that one concern them

EponObi:
You are still not being reasonable.

[b]If you saw one of your family member in that photo, or maybe you son or daughter, if you are a father, you won't make take it easy with them no matter their economic situation. [/b]

My family member can't be there right now because we are all well paid down to the last of us but be careful not to think it was always this way.

I did this same thing back in 2003 when I was hungry and jobless and I fetched 4 kegs (20 ltrs each) in fuel scarcity period. Yes I did it and I would have died but hey was I thinking that far? NO. I was only seeing an opportunity to make a little money to stay afloat for two weeks (no flexing, no babes, just survival).

Would I do it again right now? NO.
But look at all these people. Look at the general economic landscape. I am sure 99% of them wouldn't attempt this if they had at least 50% of their basic needs taken care of.

EponObi:
Baba, abeg talk another thing.

It is purely caused by greed and poor decision making.

Thank God for all your own right choices that have brought you this far in life.
When poverty is a constant, you would be shocked at what you would do in the name of opportunity. Pig ask him mama why her nose long, he find out when he reach him turn.

ARISHEM:
They should thank their stars that boko haram member is not passing by.

One cigarette is all that is needed.

SixSeven:
. While Tinubu has a fault in this, Nigerians need to take responsibility for their actions. Tinubu did not tell them to take what is not theirs. They chose to do so. This is a Nigerian attitude that needs to stop. Getting uncomfortable with theft.

Why you dey talk like small pikin?

We are looking at a vast majority whose choices, thought process and lifestyle have been bent and influenced by heavy presence of poverty brought in by bad governance and you have the guts to feel like a better person by talking about THEIR CHOICE? what even gives you the right to talk about their choice?

Would this not be a security threat if this tanker fell in VGC? or you think people will leave their AC chilling house and DSTV to come out and take barbecue chances?

Look at whole families rushing out to take advantage of OPPORTUNITY... Yes this is what opportunity has been reduced to in a society where you almost have to k/ll someone before you see 100k cash and you sit on your privileged ass to say CHOICES.

Thank God for all your own right choices that have brought you this far in life.

NotSidestory:
So this girl that I love is getting married to someone else and I have not being my self since then. The thing that is hurting deeply is me imagining the person that will take her that means the (husband). Like having s*x with her not me .

See the first and only thing you could think of.. abeg shift. No use your own block her front.

Until Bianca SLAP somebody na that time una go leave her.

Avoid Slap oh.

Rep9jaCom:
In a video shared online, the lady was seen in tears as

so she did her makeup,
wore her wig
set up the camera properly

then started to cry.


okay

what if there was no real connection before the "UNION".

No shared humour, no common relatable memories, no shared interests, nothing to make one person miss the other. When you marry JUST for convenience and status change, it is only a matter of time before it becomes an ENDURANCE TRECK & the facade starts to fade. Even if you are the most beautiful woman in the world, you become boring & uninteresting.

Never under estimate Konji

Dem don go renew our covert colonialism agreement.

Long live the king

Please I am begging with all humility and humanity...

LEASE LLOW ORUBA EOPLE O EE HE OON

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Abeg.

Just 63?

Please add more to the numbers.

God bless the ARMY

Celebrityblog:
"The INEC will be involved in electoral malpractices in 2027. We will hear about hacking and..."

Na people wey dey attend him church every sunday wey I blame.

Na dem dey swell him head.

NovusHomo:
If only you knew.

Inferrence is relative. You can do your best to impose but you only make the joke funnier.

You see 6 and I see 9. Your point of view in relation to my comment is ENTIRELY yours and you can be at peace with that. Who get time for you?

Pretending? Do I even have a brain? Is this what it is about? Smartness? What a funny boy.

Go and play elsewhere..

Kudos to Gen Buhari for spending so much tax payers money on this wonderful REPENTANCE AGENDA. May God reward him accordingly.

NovusHomo:
No, you did not. What I did is what they call "inference". But I guess you don't know. Stop pretending you are smart.

Inferrence is relative. You can do your best to impose but you only make the joke funnier.

You see 6 and I see 9. Your point of view in relation to my comment is ENTIRELY yours and you can be at peace with that. Who get time for you?

Pretending? Do I even have a brain? Is this what it is about? Smartness? What a funny boy.

Go and play elsewhere.

NovusHomo:
President, "Vanity Upon Vanity" Group.

you never heard me say that.

but i can't blame you
you are just an average Nigerian and this is how MAJORITY of you guys think

2special:
but now e really matter o

That's why I said IN THE END.

right now it matters.

That's the trap we are in.

Chase money, Chase money, Chase money till the end where we find out NOTHING MATTERS.

FreeStuffsNG:
Nihilist spotted.

You can never acquire success that you mock and detest.

Avoid nihilists if you want to achieve anything in life. In fact, flee from them!

you are so quick to conclude and what do we call such people?

You no love money reach me. I made my first half a million when I was not even up to 17. I still love money and I am over 40 so keep your sermon for yourself wey no be NIHILIST.

Fact still remains that In the end, nothing really matters cos none follows you beyond earth but to you, that is MOCKING AND DETESTING. But only a POOR MINDED person would make such a comment like you did and I don't blame you. I know how you feel.

jojothaiv:
But before them let get something or what do you think?

Thanks for thinking well my guy.

Let's get all we can get and live to the last.

it might not be a billion but we need every cent.

teejoyz:
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poverty mentality shior

Boy go and sleep.

the money in my sportybet will take you to three countries comfortably. No be brags. I no even need bank. Evidence plenty.

Fact still remains that In the end, nothing really matters cos none follows you beyond earth. But only a poor person would make such a comment like you did and I don't blame you. I have been there before and I know how you feel.

In the end, nothing really matters.

6feet no recognise all this one.