₦airaland Forum

jetguy:
The thing shock me oo 😔 I think say na me get problem with English

your understanding of the English language is not the problem. No mind the yeye writer wey score 13 for JAMB English exam.

The most irritating part is where they tried explaining the 3 watery reasons just to make the story look bulky.

Duhhh..

Biodun1929:
Madam, it is time to downgrade. This is your new reality. If your children used to go to 500k a term school, downgrade to 50k a term, or public school. No one can come and be doing what your husband used to do.

Pride and unrealistic competition go allow am adjust to current realities?

Mattswaggz:
"We fetch water from the well. .

The widow further disclosed that her children were at risk of dropping out of school because of unpaid fees.

Madam Go and HUSTLE

shebi if na man dey complain all this thing na the same thing you go talk

Mattswaggz:
"We fetch water from the well. .

The widow further disclosed that her children were at risk of dropping out of school because of unpaid fees.

Madam Go and HUSTLE

shebi if na man dey complain all this thing na the same thing you go talk

Mattswaggz:
The widow of late Nollywood actor, John Okafor, popularly known as Mr Ibu, has appealed to Nigerians for assistance

So what is the fate of that FAT BOY in the picture I am seeing?

DeAnonymousGuy:
Even though it was UK they both met, she wasnt residing in UK but rather Canada

Are you the owner of the story?
I responded in line with exactly how it was written and you are here adding what no one sent you to add.

If you bring this your explanation to any competent court YOU WILL FAIL WOEFULLY.

You go explain taya

westside365:
Pls what is the meaning of GTA VI?

Even my grandma knows what it means.

Which kain chaff man be this?

BlocksNG:
tinubu built lagos with ordinary sands, no single cement.

did he even use water?

abi na just sand?

Nna mehn.

God epp us ohhhhhh

Wahala too much for the country

you met in the UK through his sister WHILE YOU WERE IN CANADA.

that's where I stopped reading.

Next FAKE STORY Please.

jetguy:
The thing shock me oo 😔 I think say na me get problem with English

your understanding of the English language is not the problem. No mind the yeye writer wey score 13/100 for JAMB English exam.

The most irritating part is where they tried explaining the 3 watery reasons just to make the story look bulky.

Duhhh..

Toluwanise247:
When we tell you people to stay with Opay you said no , now see . The most reliable platform like Opay no dey ✌️

You are just a child with a phone

Children are still in the bush with kidnappers and nobody is asking questions directed at senate and HOR members.

Hey let's focus on VDM.

Another after burial party for Alex? Let's focus on that too

greatiyk4u:
The hunter is now hunted abi am l missing something?

Hunter get solid backing wey court no fit dream to touch

A serving officer of the FEDERAL REPUBLIC ignored court of the same FEDERAL REPUBLIC for over one full year.

So imagine if it was a case where we had to EXTRADITE someone from ANOTHER COUNTRY to come face judgement in this country. WILL THAT EVER HAPPEN?

What a joke on the Judiciary.

If ordinary officer fit do this one then you can be sure you will never get justice if a senator convoy hits you on the road

He better sing something INTENSE on a Pharrell beat.

not another MUMMY MI, MY MOTHER SAY song

quadraheem:
Make you come go tell the court that it's just a fake prophesy and na there you dey chop

Na KwanKwaso hand e dey.
I pray make he no show pity

KwanKwaso and his lawyers will really FALL MY HAND if they don't sue this GUY MAN for every kobo till his preek enter his belle

MarkNsukkaBread:
So, what exactly are you trying to say?

Yes thanks for this question. Let me break it down a little bit.

I know you from NO WHERE.

You could be anybody with a phone and keypad.

We are on a faceless forum where every user is unverified.

And you choose to start a conversation with TRUST ME.. The first thing you are telling me to do is to TRUST YOU? That is manipulative in the sense that you want to CONDITION MY MINDSET to a position of trust for every other word that comes after TRUST ME?

Nah! I don't trust you. I probably never will.
It DENTS the conversation from the start by making me wary of you already. Not that you are telling lies.

Now you understand? I really hope so because TRUST ME, I hate wasting explanations.

You see the difference? My own trust me comes at the tail end of whatever I have to say and it is not even trying to compel you to believe anything.

For the second time, you understand? 😁

MemoriesAndMe:
Trust me,...
Though, Im not with their mom anymore,

Trust me, a large percentage of men get scared to when theyre expecting their first child.

I just don't understand why people like to use that phrase in their comment? Do you really think it makes you more trustworthy or adds any credence to your story?

you even had to say it twice, TRUST ME that's a double RED FLAG pointing your whole story towards the RECYCLE BIN.

Feldie:
Since she has her own money, she should born the pikin naa that's if the story is true.

Suddenly it is so hard to belive anything on this Nairaland and Nigeria in general. Lies everywhere.

Even those who never lied since they were born have turned LIE to profession since social media bait stepped in

Curious345:
.. if she wants marriage , den marry her . Stay put until your child turns 2 years . And if the hood ain't okay for you , dem you can get a divorce ..

There is no problem with that one .

How old are you?
seems your God given ability to think properly suddenly developed permanent stunted growth at kindergarten.

papiSNEH:
i then told her that i'm not ready for any of this. that i have goals to achieve and the one i score in her post is not one of them

Hahahahahahaha 😂😁🤣😅
weyrey ni bobo yi sha

Stephen0mozzy:
If e nor day when they still have a fantasy of you in their head, e nor go still dey if they meet you in person.

You suppose hold cane for one hand and microphone for the other hand as you dey talk this thing because some coconut head guys go still fail this thing wey you talk.

Why do they want to prosecute him naw?

A whole businessman of the federal republic.

Omo everything just dey crash for this guy.

Na Bros dem dey use shine like this

That nuber one on the list is just too commonly recurring

Tenses:
If he has any form of dignity, then let him resign.

There are some things we should stop talking about in our sentences.

Dignity?
Honour?

If any of our leaders even at the grassroot level had any of those qualities, many of them would have resigned in shame of the current situation of the country.

But how many have even stood up to say anything in the hallowed chambers? Na to dress like Indian film movie stars and sleep and collect PRAYERS in their mailbox.

Abeg forget

Abeg make he do another 500 years if he like. Then hand over to Seyi and his grandsons. Na him property.

Even your favorite candidate is only going there to loot and fill his own pockets.

Nigerians are not ready to have good leaders

Kindly send them to them to the Hot Gates of Hell.

Admission is Free