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Enuf ditchng, these chics dont need security men>>>>






Alameiseigha

For u chics, welll, but u got beyonce to deal wit.






Zebrudaya

If wat u are living is called life, O my God,

Hey guys I love this thread, U wanna try the real meaning of BAAAAAD
Here are just a few

Went to FGC OKigwe

Some chaps used to sleep in the quadrangle on their bunks, we would just carry them with their bunks to the junior girls hostel, of cos no security on their gate, and they would wake up to the screaming of the girls

my buddies and I would get a very long stick and put a nail at the end. we would go to the store of the dinning and pick loafs of bread that we were supposed to have for breakfast. Well it wasnt stealing just being smart

Go to female hostels, get some female undies and hang it by the black board especially black undies were mostly used by me,

Used to go to girls hostels and with stick we would finger all those girls sleeping by the windows,

Am sur by now those girls that went to my school will be swearing for me.

Used to steal our senior house masters chickens and cook in the hostel. Pa Nwoks. (God Forgive me)

Breaking bounds, Lockers, Moving mattres.
Infact when i look back i should be in jail. . Well thank God for his mercies

@sergio

After the PO of Zenith, they had an issue with the registrar stuff cos initially it was First Registrars that were in charge b4 Zenith Sec came on. During this period there were a lot of mix-ups. Even myself I didnt get my certificate, so I went through the rigour of filling an indemnity form thereby nullifying the former cert.
Avice is u go th Zenith Sec. GEES has provided the address.
Let me ask U, have u ben reciving dividends. Sort urself out at the registrars
No Bonus issues since then until this year June , they gave1 for 4.
Goodluck

@all

Seriously thinking of changing my brokers. Infact I am changing them. Asked them to sell some of my Zenith and for 2 weeks they were giving me crappy stories about no buyers. Bull, t

Need some advice on Crossworld securities, Cash Craft and Marina Securities, I have received recommendations on these three but what I need 2 know is how much is of security is required to open an account with them as the case might be.

Please house furnish me with the required info

@shigidi
The eps for c&i leasing Q2 is 29k. U cant beat that. Even the thing gor max 5% today. What aches me most is that i bought onli 50,000 units at N1.15 last year p.o. I wish i had really put more into it. My broker tells me the thing now is so scarce. I am holding onto the thing real tite.

@egoldman

Dont let anibodi rip you off. If you bought the stock on the floor, U are veri much entitled to the 1 for 6 bonus and N1 div. The cut off date for the 2007 result is 20th of August. So as long as u bought the stock before the cut off date, u are veri much entitled. If u bought the public offer then U are not. But if its for the last year 1 for 1, Soori O. Nothing for U

U can check it out. All these brokers them wan use u hammer. because its taken to the cscs account, they will sell it behind U. JUst check and knbow what u are expecting

@all,

I am at some cross roads here. I am really thinking to sell an equivalent value of my FBN for the minimum stake in the shelter Fund. I happen to be in the construction industry and i sure know that real estate is HOT. Skye bank is the leader in real estate finance while oceanic is trailing.

From the prospectus, I think its gonna be guud maybe thats y the minimum is 100K. Lets have your take on this.

Gone through the whole list but still hoping someone was born on FEBRUARY 07

hOLLA

Goo Goo ga ga thats the best baby language.

could as well mean aniting from am hungry to bup me to poo poo.

Has ur babi bin able to say goo goo ga ga yet? if yes wellll ,

Hears its a day thing not sure about dat.

But noone seems to have any idea about the price. Brokers in the house let us in on this one.

@frank

I appreciate ur posting but i would really like to know ow all these cross deals are gonna work. Are u encouraging black market deals in the market.

I am of the opinion dat mani people would not like to sell their shares over the net, consider the trading deals/crossing and moni issues especially in a country like this.

Just my humble opinion

No need to fear, provided the teller was stamped. What matters is that they have acknoledged receipt of ur money and your form accepted. What u pray for now is that your shares get alloted to U. But do keep a copy of that teller.
I hope you also made a copy of your form.

Saw the contents also. I wonder also y proshare should just copy peoples views and post to theirs. I cant even remember seeing ani reference stating the source.

I tot proshare was better than dis. Aniway ,

@ naija_lawa

What manner of seminar is this Is it some way to rip people off their hard earned cash and by the way who on earth are all these facilitators. U just picked their cv's and put in their just to entice us abi? What have they done and what have they being doing before now, list their achievements let us see. Just because the market is bullish everyone is now talking stocks. Why did they not bring such seminars before now. Pips like Abayomi Obabolujo has bin doing the sock watch thing for a long time even when a stock like costain was less than N1 and i have richly benefited from his teachings.All these people should not come and rip us off,

Moderator i dont think this access bank topic should be an advert forum, i suggest u delete it completely as u have specified in the home page. Say no to fraudsters.

After all Naija Lawa

I'm about to buy some IPO from the FBN (branch near Karu or New Karu), just like to know if anybody is interested in getting credit for the control number, before I send my brother to that branch tomorrow.

That guy definitely deserves credit for whatever u intend to buy, but personally speaking the guy is sound and i dont think should be in that bank.

I think we should not preempt the mgt of the firm, under the leadership of Aig the top is their only destinatiion. Lets wait for the prospectus and see what they have to offer. Lets also see what the audited report will be like.

The PE ratio though not looking too fantastic for now but the audited report might be a different pix.

I think u should call the nos on the email inviting u for the test. Remember to be polite

Pls does anione know the website of Reltel, would like to know who their MD is also.

@all

My younger brother wrote the test also, he called them up a while back and the lady that attended to him was so nice as to tell him his score.Scred 72.but it was not yet official though
He was called last week i think on wed to tell him officially that he had passed the test and will be invited for an interview soon.
I tink pips can check at the recruitment agencies office cos i tink the exercise is being done by an agency.

Hello House,
Av bin trying to open my yahoo id for the past three weeks but no luck. I am using the yahoo beta option which i tink is the cause of this. A few of my colleagues are having the smae problem but those that are using the classic option dont have that problem.

Ani suggestions/solutions to this will be highly appreciated

@tmoni

Y on earth will u buy Dangote at N58, it depends on ur objective though, but dat was expensive. It was investor sentiment that took it there and after the N1.15 it took the normal dive. Zenith at that purchse price was fair considering the 3rd Quarter report, now its doing like N59.80 or so. U know how it is with the market. But most of the stocks will be corrected later in the year unless they can show good earnings for their prices.

@allboyz
[quote][/quote]am qiute confuss because i bought about 5,000 unit of there shares this april and am yet to receive my cert,or even hear anything about them,can u guys help me??plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You goota be real patient bro cos the offer u bought just closed, the allotment has not bin done and when that is completed thats when u will get a cert or ur cscs account will be credited, thats if u have any. The issue of ani dividend, just put yor heart and mind to next year. I think u should worry bout receiving the volume u bought in the offer. Going to the bank or registrars now is simply a waste of time.

@tmoni

I am surprsised u are saying this, U mean since 2005 Unless ur calculator has a problem. Canu name 3 stocks that u bought in 2005 and tell us ow much it cost then and the price now. Unless u are definetely being ripped off. Even FBN was less than 30 in 2005, so tell usUBN was less than 27 in 2005, Zenith was doing 15 and GTB was doing like 13.

Unless it isnt the Nigerian stock market.

@josh

The 1 for 4 issue was announced in January, 6 months later, they are yet to pay that or the dividends Huh. Or I'm I missing something?

I got my div from oceanic in Feb. The cert are yet to be sent.

@freekeezee
[quote][/quote]1006, whats wrong? ZENITH BANK just disappeared from the capital market. I was going through the trading report as at close of business on the floor yesterday and noticed ZENITH was not there. What happened? Are they on technical suspension or something?

Probably u should check again. Zenith closed at N59.50 yesterday and today they lost 10k to close at N59.40. The down trend is temporary though once the result comes out i think a N70 is expected.

@frank

I think u got the pix now, good. I have made more money from trading in FBN than ani other. Whats ur take on the Access Offer.

Bought N240,000 worth of it during the last offer i got the cert like a year later they gave me about 80,000 units or somting in that rang and then the 1 for 7. It took like forever to get the reconstructed cert of 1 for 2. But now i have like 50,000 units which i intend to trade once the suspension is lifted. I might just buy a little now and then wait

@papbrowne

Let me politely correct one impression, those stocks that you call penny stocks and say have performed better is noy completely true. The reason they are like that is becase some powerful foreign investors bought into them and moreover u cant even get them to buy or do u have ani of those stocks in ur portfolio. The fundamentals are not even veri sound. U can check their EPS and PE ratios, u will see.

A stock like PHB is not performing as u have said they did a wicked share reconstruction on 1 for 3 so what do u expect. FBN is still better than PHB ani day, or do u want to compare them with GT Bank or Zenith. Those banks have veri strong fundamentals PHB will even come and look for more money in the market, so whats the basis of ur analysis.

I will advise anibodi buying to check the Gross earnings of ani company, EPS, PE ratio and check the risks involved in their business.Banks will always be it. If those investors in Costain should withdraw their money cos of 1 govt policy what do u tink will happen.

I think pips should invest in themselves first then in the market

My take on this is that if you are new to the market its okay to buy but thats if u are looking long term. For now its for pips like us that have bin their for a while. So it depends on what u folks want.

Happy investing year

@hbrednic

What i mean is quite simple. The price is going up on the papers but let them release their certificates and u will see the down turn. It will start the normal dive.
By the time people start verifying and offloading to make quick money, the result will onli be obvious.

So thats the way it has always been. Hope u understand

@tm4ever

Apparently u just check the prices of these stocks off the pages pf news papers. The stock did not go from N3 to bla bla bla. For ur information they did share reconstruction 1 for 2, and the forign investors that bought into the bank had their share listed or is it added to the volume. The price u see is really based on sentiments, the bank isnt doing as well as the price shows. U will see when the offer comes out they will release teir result just like all the other banks have done u can check Oceanic, Uba they brought their quarterly reports and now FBN as the offer is on has released theirs and of course will onli release theirs when their offer comes out towards the end of the month or early next month.
Access is not the offer u cannot refuse

@all
Keep your moni for Dangote Flour and Obajana cement.

QED

@mypeace

U are correct those stocks are doing welll but ONLI ON PAPER.

Have u gotten ur certificates yet. Better u buy on the floor through ur brokers and u can sell SHARP SHARP. With PO's , girl u have to change ur name from peace to patience .

Thats for real.

@dollyp

Soori bout dat,

@ all
access isnt impressing piple but lets remove sentiments here, if its an avenue to make some dough then Y not. Personaly i have some units of access, i mite just buy a few units and sell off part of what i presently have. Might probably get to N23-N25 even with the poor EPS, every man knows what works for him or her.

But again u must be savvy on an issue as dis one. Look at FBN, they are currently doing their PO, but can U believe they have released the Audited report for March 2007 in JUNE.

Normally the result doesnt come until end of July or August. So they have released it so that U and I will fly and buy their shares. They have not said what they will give but i think the result is fair, but the effect of the last year 1 for 1 will definitely be felt in this result.

Nigerains, we sure are smart. Lets make the dough while we can. The BULL is hot.