enohbong:

I knw....only tRyin 2 Dig up fRm d stArt!....mind U, Uniuyo will only admits (5000+) student yearly.

We know jare.

enohbong: Below are the number of students who chose
University of Uyo as their first choice in the 2013 /
2014 Post UTME.

Medicine and Surgery has the highest number of
Aspirants for this year's Aptitude Test Exam.

Accountancy -- 2715
Agric Engineering -- 89
Architecture -- 667
Banking and Finance -- 1051
Biochemistry -- 908
Business Edu. -- 233
Bus Mgmt -- 3297
Chemical Engr -- 598
Civil Engr. -- 1173
Communication Arts -- 1596
Computer Engr -- 958
Computer Sci -- 1028
Economics -- 1818
Education and Biology -- 490
Elect/Elect Engr -- 1618
English Lang -- 616
Estate Management -- 389
Fine and Industrial art -- 111
Food Engineering -- 105
Food Sci. and Tech. -- 232
French -- 41 History and Intl studies -- 771
Insurance -- 243
Law -- 4070
Mass communication -- 2311
Mathematics -- 60
Mechanical Engr -- 1385
Medicine and Surgery -- 4289
Microbiology -- 1517
Music -- 89
Petroleum Engr -- 1654
Pharmacy -- 2088
Philosophy -- 194
Physiology -- 247
Political Science -- 2664
Psychology -- 442
Sociology and Anthropology -- 1045
Statistics -- 51
Theatre Arts -- 640
Urban and Regional Stu. -- 184
Zoology -- 43


PRAY!!!!!.....

The above break down is not for candidates that qualified for Post UTME.
It is the break down of those that chose UNIUYO as first choice during JAMB registration, this same info is on JAMB website.
We all know that not every candidate scored up to 180 in JAMB, so the total of those that qualified for the Post UTME was far less than what we're having above.

Kingsleypower@:
i know how you feel brother....as i write this message for my fellow UNIUYO aspirants to read...i write with a sorrowful heart, more than 90% of my highschool classmates have gotten admission into various UNIVERSITIES. I can AUTHORITATIVELY say that i am MORE INTELLIGENT than MOST of them...I am so sad right now.

I know people will say that i shouldn't be sad or that i shouldn't worry...but i'm HUMAN. I never imagined that in the year 2013 i'll still be searching for admission after graduating 4rm high school in 2011....*I'm really sad*

**hopes he is not cursed**

ANDREW2EIC: @Kingsley, My bro, I perfectly understand where you are coming from. You may wonder, why perfectly? Do u really know how I feel? Yea, I do! How? Because I have same story to tell, just that mine appears worst.

Each time I have a flashback of the happenings in my life since I left high school in 2010, uncontrollable tears roll down my cheek from my eyes. I do shed tears not because I feel that I am a loser or a failure, but because I feel that difficulties only make me stronger. Yea, stronger!

Well, I don't feel like telling my story in details right now, perhaps I will do that someday. If not for any other thing, I have learnt to take frustration in my stride.

Even if I do not get admission this year(though the probability of that happening is zero), I will not give up writing another Jamb next year. I honestly thank God for everything, because I will go into the university more prepared for life after school.

gameboi: Amen!!! I also graduated from sec. School in 2011. Long story sha.

SO YOU GUYS ARE KIDS!!!!!
If I tell you my story, then you will know that yours is not a problem at all and you will thank God for every situation.
Keep the fire burning don't let your past hunts and discourages you. Set your mind on your goals and always try to ignore every negative thought that tries to remind you of your past mistakes.

Successful people keep moving they make
mistakes but never quit.

They refuse to allow their past failures discourage them, they keep moving untill they attain their goal and when they acheive it, they know the true value of it because they suffer for it.
Once again keep moving because you are on the right path to making your future easy.

Kingsleypower@:
My night went very well...I noticed ALLEN's absence also, Lets hope all is well with him.

All is well with mua, don't mind that over zealous Mod jare.

ANDREW2EIC: A very beautiful morning @King. Hw was ya night? Please o, why is Alen no longer showing up? #just wondering#

Finally I have been freed!
The Moderator banned me from commenting on this thread. Now back and better thanks for the concern.

What is wrong in INTEREST?
You need money urgently for something but you don't have the money, you seek help from a friend that has such amount of money but he said you would pay an additional amount plus the principal at the end of the aggreed period.
Tell me, what is wrong in that?
He owns the money and can deal with it the way he likes.

Interest is also a soul of business. If you don't want intetest, then stay away from business.

Chiamaka01:

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.
When the desirable is not available...

The available becomes the desire.

Emmysteve: Na wintch for your village dey pursue you na

See words from a pretty lady! Haba.

Damojo: Maggots!!!!! Bayelsans and Deltans eat Maggots!

Maggot different from Maggot ooh, is it the ones you see in pit toilets or the big swollen Maggot that can be found in dead rotten palm front trees?

Nobleprince45: Pls U Guys Shd Advice Me Abt Pre Degree In Uniyo.2go Me@ Donkemib

More about UNIUYO Pre Degree

UNIUYO Pre Degree is a no resident, meaning no accomodation (hostel) for you. You are required to arrange accomodation for yourself.

It requires suitably qualified candidates for admission into a non
residential, one-year Basic Studies programme
into the University of Uyo for the 2013/2014
Academic year. The Basic Studies programme is
designed to prepare students for the
consortium of Ukrainian Universities or the
Interim Joint Matriculation Board examination
(IJMB).

Holders of the IJMB certificate would
subsequently be admitted into the 200 level of
the degree offered by the University of Uyo
through Direct Entry Jamb on the courses
listed below:

A. Faculty of Agriculture F. Faculty of
Education H. Faculty of Environmental Studies
(i) Agric Econs & Ext. (i) Biology Education (i)
Architecture (i) Animal Science (ii) Chemistry
Education (ii) Building (ii) Crop Science (iii)
Physics Education (iii) Estate Management (iii)
Fisheries & Aquaculture (iv) Guidance &
Counseling (iv) Geoinformatics & Surveying (v)
Forestry & Wildlife (v) Mathematics Education
(vi) Urban & Regional Planning (vi) Integrated
Science Education (vi) Quantity Surveying (vi)
Human Ecology, Nutrition and Dietetics (vii)
Food Science & Tech.

(vii) Technical Education (vii) Fine & Industrial
Arts (viii) Soil Science (viii) Human Ecology,
Nutrition and Dietetics Education (ix)
Agricultural Education I. Faculty of Law (x)
Physical Education Faculty of Arts (xi) Health
Education J. Faculty of Pharmacy (i)
Communication Arts (xii) Library Science (ii)
English (xiii) Geography Education K. Faculty of
Science (iii) History & International Arts (xiv)
Economics Education (i) Computer Science (iv)
Linguistics & Nigerian Languages (xv) Pre-
primary/Primary Education (ii) Microbiology
(xvi) Special Education (xvii) Vocational
Education L. Faculty of Social Sciences (i)
Economics Faculty of Basic Medical Sciences
(ii) Geography (i) Anatomy G. Faculty of
Engineering (ii) Biochemistry (i) Civil
Engineering (iii) Physiology

(ii) Electrical/Electronics Engineering (iii)
Mechanical Engineering Faculty of Business
Administration (iv) Computer Engineering (i)
Accounting (v) Chemical Engineering (ii)
Banking and Finance (vi) Petroleum Engineering
(iii) Business Management (vii) Food
Engineering (iv) Marketing (v) Insurance Faculty
of Clinical Sciences (i) Medical and Surgery

CONSORTIUM OF UKRAINAN UNIVERSITIES

Courses available in the Consortium of
Ukrainian Universities are: Medicine &
Surgery, Pharmacy, Aerospace Engineering,
Computer and Software Engineering, Oil & Gas
and Management.

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS

Candidates seeking admission into the Basic
Studies programme must possess credit passes
in at least five (5) subjects, including: English
Language, Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics,
Biology, Geography, Economics, Literature in
English and Government at not more than two
sittings in the GCE, SSCE (WAEC/NECO) or
equivalent qualification. They must also have
taken the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME). At the end of the
programme, successful candidates of the IJMB
examination will be admitted into 200 levels in
various degree courses in the University of
Uyo provided they satisfy the admission
criteria for such courses.

METHOD OF APPLICATION

Interested candidates will be required to pay
the sum of 500.00 (five hundred naira) for Pin
Code and 15,000.00 (fifteen thousand naira)
only as administrative charge, and obtain a
computer-based Transaction Receipt and Pin
Code in any branch of the following banks
nationwide: FBN, Wema, Skye, UNIUYO MFB.
With the Pin Code, candidates should access
and complete the University of Uyo,
2013/2014 Pr-Degree Screening Test Form
online at http://www.uniuyo.edu.ng.

From the students E-portals Solution Menu
applying the following steps: (1) Click on Basic
Studies Portal Link. (2) Log in UTME
registration Number and Pin Code. (3) Fill the
Basic Studies form and upload a recent
passport size photograph (Scanned) with red
background Note The same passport used for
the online registration will be used during the
Screening Test and for registration after offer
of admission.

No complaint of wrong Bio-data or blank
picture will be entertained after submission
Candidates who upload wrong Bio-Data will be
automatically disqualified.

VENUE:

The screening test will take place at the CBN
Auditorium, University of Uyo (Town Campus)
on Saturday, October 12, 2013 at 8.00am.
Candidates are required to come for the
screening exercise with the following:
(i) A copy of the Basic Studies Programme ON-
LINE form duly completed, with the scanned
passport size photograph.
(ii) Two (2) recent passport size photographs
(with a red background) with the same name
and signature of the candidate on the reverse
side.
(iii) HB pencil, eraser an sharpener. No GSM
handsets, calculators or any extraneous
materials should be brought into the screening
hall.
(SIGNED) Mrs. EDAK U. UMONDAK
Registrar an Secretary to Senate.

Nobleprince45: Pls U Guys Shd Advice Me Abt Pre Degree In Uniyo.2go Me@ Donkemib

The university of Uyo have postponed its Pre-
degree and Basic Studies examination date
which was earlier scheduled to hold on the
12th of October till further notice.
Meanwhile registration for this programme
however continues till further notice.

Finally ASUU calls off strike after 100 days of
delibration,..FG finally agrees to pay the
1.2trillion naira demanded by
ASUU,and earn allowance of 9billion naira,.but
said all
paymnt would be made b4 the ending of
november,..presidnt of the
Academic staff union of University has
summoned all
lecturers to returned back to their jobs n urge
all
students to resume
classes after which i woke up from SLEEP ...
What a dream.

Chukkasy: now concerning admission i'd like u pple 2 know some things
1) law, medicine, pharmacy, comm arts and some departments in engineering will always have high cut-off marks
2)apart 4rm d dept cut off mark, indigenes always have low cut off marks
3)uniuyo gives admission based on catchment areas, i.e, if there are 2 slots for imo state in medicine, they'll take d 2 aspirants 4rm imo state with d highest score. Dont b surprised when an akwa ibom indigene gets admission ahead of u, though u have a higher aggregate.
4)d most important thing is to score up 2 180 in both jamb and post utme. Pple get admission with aggregates of 180.(i'm a witness). But not in law, medicine, pharmacy.

You forgot Business Admins and Accounting

Ochhie:

Guy, thanks a lot! I got the past question, and guess wat! Num 1-25 of 2012/13 questions which were the ones awayis could put were repeated questions of 2010/11. Thanks to him, I pray they repeat questions this year again.

You're wellcome Ochhie, wishing you success.

.

Kingsleypower@:
lol same here bro.....what course are you going for??

ACCOUNTANCY

Kingsleypower@:
It's all good bro. U An indegene??

Proudly team #Akwa-Ibom#

nutty_hnic: Very dumb post.
Why only exteriors? Most pictures are either senate buildings or administrative.

I read some years ago that the bodies responsible for universities ranking carry out inspections to even TOILETS.

Nigerians have a very bad habit of consoling themselves as a means of psychologically reassuring themselves that they still fit in to "society", when in fact, they are in a very sorry state.

Do not try to make that which is crooked straight. Most universities in this country are below what is recognized as the "standard". Period.

Sadist how far?

Kingsleypower@:
Bross I take God beg you...PARK WELL!!!...Its not all about the highscores, its all about the favour of God.





I scored 268 in the P/UME...agregate of 252....and i'm going to be on the MERIT LIST...you w8 and see...#optimism#

I have nothing absolutelly nothing against you ooh bros, Its our prayer for everybody to jubilate at the end of the tunnel, peace.

2013 UNICAL FACULTY DEPARTMENT PROGRAMME CUT OFF POINT

MERIT LOCALITY ELDS QUOTA

ARTS ENGLISH AND
LITERARY STUDIES
B.A HISTORY &
INT'L STUDIES
230 220 210 100

ARTS THEATRE AND
MEDIA STUDIES
B A THEATRE AND
MEDIA STUDIES
235 220 215 60

ARTS ENGLISH AND
LITERARY STUDIES
B.A. (ENGLISH &
LITERARY
STUDIES)
240 230 222 60

ARTS MODERN
LANGUAGES AND
TRANSLATION
STUDIES
B.A HONS
FRENCH
200 185 180 50

ARTS LINGUISTICS AND
COMMUNICATION
STUDIES
B.A. LINGUISTICS
AND
COMMUNICATION
225 215 205 50

ARTS RELIGIOUS &
CULTURAL
STUDIES
B. A. RELIGIOUS
& CULTURAL
STUDIES
200 185 180 50

ARTS PHILOSOPHY B. A.
PHILOSOPHY
210 185 180 60

AGRIC.
FORESTRY &
WILDLIFE
RESOURCES
MGT
AGRIC.
ECONOMICS AND
EXTENSION
B.AGRIC (AGRIC.
ECONOMICS &
EXTENSION)
190 180 180 70

AGRICULTURE,
FORESTRY
AND WILDLIFE
RESOUCES
MANAGEMENT
ANIMAL SCIENCE B. AGRIC.
(ANIMAL
SCIENCE)
210 200 190 70

AGRICULTURE,
FORESTRY
&WLR MGT.
AGRICULTURE,
FORESTRY &WLR
MGT.
B. AGRIC (SOIL
SCIENCE)
220 185 180 60

AGRICULTURE,
FORESTRY
AND WILDLIFE
RESOUCES
MANAGEMENT
FORESTRY AND
WILDLIFE
RESOURCES MGT
B.AGRIC.
( FORESTRY &
WILDLIFE)
200 195 190 60

ALLIED
MEDICAL
SCIENCES
MEDEICAL
LABORATORY
SCIENCE
B.MLS
235 222 215 80

ALLIED
MEDICAL
SCIENCES
NURSING
SCIENCE Bachelor of
Nursing Science
(B.N.Sc.)
240 225 215 80

ALLIED
MEDICAL
SCIENCES
RADIOGRAPHY &
RADIOLOGICAL
SCIENCES
B.SC
RADIOGRAPHY
240 230 222 60

ALLIED
MEDICAL
SCIENCES
PUBLIC HEALTH B.Public Health
(B.P.H.)
210 190 180 70

BASIC
MEDICAL
SCIENCES
HUMAN
ANATOMY
B.Sc ANATOMY
210 190 180 80

BASIC
MEDICAL
SCIENCES
BIOCHEMISTRY B. Sc.
BIOCHEMISTRY
210 200 195 100

ALLIED
MEDICAL
SCIENCES
PHYSIOLOGY B.Sc.
PHYSIOLOGY
200 185 180 90

CLINICAL
SCIENCES
MEDICINE &
SURGERY
MB.BCh
263 252 247 80

EDUCATION ADULT AND
CONTINUING
EDUCATION
B.ED ADULT
EDUCATION
190 180 180 30

EDUCATION EDU. ADMIN &
PLANNING
B.Ed IN EDU
ADMIN &
PLANNING
210 185 180 50

EDUCATION EDUCATIONAL
FOUNDATIONS,
GUIDANCE AND
COUNSELLING
B.Ed GUIDANCE
AND
COUNSELLING
210 200 180 50

EDUCATION LIBRARY AND
INFORMATION
SCIENCE
BLIS
205 195 180 50

EDUCATION HUMAN KINETICS
& HEALTH
EDUCATION
B.Sc (Ed.)
HUMAN KINETICS
& HEALTH
EDUCATION
200 190 180 50

EDUCATION VOCATIONAL AND
SPECIAL
EDUCATION
B.Sc (Ed)
BUSINESS
EDUCATION
210 200 180 25

EDUCATION VOCATIONAL AND
SPECIAL
EDUCATION
B.ED SPECIAL
EDUCATION
190 180 180 20

EDUCATION VOCATIONAL AND
SPECIAL
EDUCATION
B.Sc (Ed)
AGRICULTURAL
SCIENCE
EDUCATION
190 185 180 25

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
ENGLISH
EDUCATION
235 215 204 30

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
SOCIAL STUDIES 215 190 180 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
EDUCATION
GEOGRAPHY
200 190 180 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING ENVIRONMENTAL
EDUCATION
215 190 180 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
ELEMENTARY
EDUCAION
200 190 180 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
EDUCATION
CHEMISTRY
185 180 180 25

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
EDUCATION
BIOLOGY
190 185 180 25

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
EDUCATION
HISTORY
200 190 180 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING EDUCATION
ECONOMICS
220 210 195 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
EDUCATION
POLITICAL
SCIENCE
220 210 195 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
EDUCATION
RELIGION
190 180 180 20

EDUCATION CURRICULUM &
TEACHING
EDUCATION
MATHEMATICS
200 190 180 25

LAW LAW LL. B(HONS)
269 260 255 130

MANAGEMENT
SCIENCES ACCOUNTING B.Sc
ACCOUNTING
238 226 220 70

MANAGEMENT
SCIENCES
BANKING &
FINANCE
B.Sc BANKING &
FINANCE
210 200 190 60

MANAGEMENT
SCIENCES
MARKETING B.Sc. MARKETING
200 185 180 60

MANAGEMENT
SCIENCES
BUSINESS
MANAGEMENT
B.Sc BUSINESS
MANAGEMENT
240 230 225 60

SCIENCE BOTANY B.Sc
190 180 180 70

SCIENCE GEOLOGY GEOLOGY
215 205 200 50

SCIENCE PURE AND
APPLIED
CHEMISTRY
CHEMISTRY
190 180 180 140

SCIENCE MATHS/STATS &
COMP. SC.
COMPUTER
SCIENCE
220 210 200 70

SCIENCE MATHS/STATS &
COMP. SC.
MATHS/STATS
195 180 180 70

SCIENCE PHYSICS B.Sc APPLIED
GEOPHYSICS
210 185 180 70

SCIENCE PHYSICS B.Sc PHYSICS
(ELECTRONICS
AND COMPUTER
TECHNOLOGY)
205 185 180 60

SCIENCE PHYSICS B.Sc PHYSICS
200 180 180 70

SCIENCE GENETICS &
BIOTECHNOLOGY
B.SC. GENETICS &
BIOTECHNOLOGY
215 195 180 70

SCIENCE ZOOLOGY & ENV.
BIOLOGY
B.Sc ZOOLOGY &
ENV. BIOLOGY
215 180 180 70

SOCIAL
SCIENCES
Sociology B.Sc Sociology
235 225 220 60

SOCIAL
SCIENCES SOCIOLOGY B.SC SOCIAL
WORK
215 200 185 58

SOCIAL
SCIENCES
GEOGRAPHY AND
ENVIRONMENTAL
SCIENCE
B.Sc.
ENVIRONMENTAL
RESOURCES
MANAGEMENT
(ERM)
215 200 180 58

SOCIAL
SCIENCES GEOGRAPHY AND
ENVIRONMENTAL
SCIENCE
B.Sc. GEOGRAPHY
AND
ENVIRONMENTAL
SCIENCE
220 207 195 60

SOCIAL
SCIENCES
PUBLIC
ADMINISTRATION
B.SC. POLICY AND
ADMINISTRATIVE
STUDIES
200 190 180 58

SOCIAL
SCIENCES PUBLIC
ADMINISTRATION B.SC. PUBLIC
ADMINISTRATION
235 227 220 60

SOCIAL
SCIENCES
ECONOMICS B.SC. ECONOMICS
245 234 230 70

SOCIAL
SCIENCES
POLITICAL
SCIENCE
B.Sc. POLITICAL
SCIENCE
235 225 220 60

Ochhie: I'm writing the DE exam on the 11th of this month, going for law. My bro who wrote the exam last year told me it was just english, online I saw it will be english and general paper and the past question I have comprises of four Art subjects! I've gone through them but I still bliv it's gonna be just english. I really need the past questions but I'm not in Uyo. Pls if there's an experienced person here, I need an inkling. Thanks

Get the past question here
http://www.uniuyoinfo.tk/

sophiaabba: scored 221 in my Jamb n 192 in putme. any hope?

Looking back at what really happened in JAMB this year, one can categorically say that the departmental cut off for this year will be low compare to last year.
I noticed this in OAU departmental cutoff marks, every department mark droped compared to that of last year.
Since you are an indegene, then you should have rest of mind.

Ochhie: I'm writing the DE exam on the 11th of this month, going for law. My bro who wrote the exam last year told me it was just english, online I saw it will be english and general paper and the past question I have comprises of four Art subjects! I've gone through them but I still bliv it's gonna be just english. I really need the past questions but I'm not in Uyo. Pls if there's an experienced person here, I need an inkling. Thanks

As far as Law is concern this year, something tells me that the cutoff may be high because so many Law aspirants I met scored from 300 upward!
A guy even scored 368, I began to wonder if their questions were so simple? The least I've seen got 280, you really have to buckle up.
Though most of them had low scores in JAMB, between 180 and 210.

Dibangoking: Of course!Abi no be just to fill teller and put your names and J.AM.B reg no?....If you've got contact,he/she can pay for you.

Thanks, you can't imagine how stressfull it is to sit in a Bus from morning till night.
That kind journey no be here ooh.

Dalu uzor: hello pals,
I've been thinking about dis seriously, why is the last ball of eba/fufu/pounded yam/semo etc difficult to swallow? Sometimes u keep staring at d last piece of eba on ur plate or even holdin it in ur hand for over 15mins, lol
is der something mystical behind dis? Lets analyse d situation.

When such happens, my mum will say
akpor usung kied akak Nkwot.

Dalu uzor: hello pals,
I've been thinking about dis seriously, why is the last ball of eba/fufu/pounded yam/semo etc difficult to swallow? Sometimes u keep staring at d last piece of eba on ur plate or even holdin it in ur hand for over 15mins, lol
is der something mystical behind dis? Lets analyse d situation.

Because you don bellefull already.

You people shouldn't persuade or empower young ladies to go out there and challenge their husbands oooh, if you do na koko go full them faces the following day.

I really can't stand this thread. The comments hear just wanna force tears out from my eyes.
Accept my sympathy guys.

Dibangoking: Acceptance fee is usually collected by Uniuyo Micro Finance Bank...I doubt there are other branches apart from the one in the school.

Can someone pay onbehalf of someone else?
I'm asking cos it does'nt make sence to me for someone to travell all the way from Lagos to UNIUYO just to pay acceptance fee, one will have to budget nothing less than 28,000 naira.
Just imagine the cost of transport and the journey stress.

Dibangoking: as at last year itwas 15k

I know the list is not out yet but I have a question that needs answer.
Please guys, to those of you that paid acceptance fee last year, did you guys travell down to UNIUYO befor you could pay for the acceptance fee or one can pay for the fee into the school's bank account from any state one resides in?

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