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 Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by alleviate2002us(m): 10:40pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Having kept quiet all along am forced to voice that.... @Mazi, i'ld suggest u don't end this tale in a hurry. Reason; the main xters in this movie ar the ugly one and Mazi. So far its been one sided and d last installment of the Ugly one showed he had alot to tell. Considering both xters are at Par with the drive to knack akpako and explore their service year(invariably this is the theme of the thread), i humbly request that this thread (catpuring dayz/scenes in camp) stays open until the ugly one feeds us with updates as before..."since his input paints a better scenerio and creates a variation in xter trait which spices the entire read". Thank u! |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by alleviate2002us(m): 4:08am On Mar 09, 2013 |
[quote author=queenofhearts][/quote]HBD Dearie.... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Woman Wants In A Man? MUST READ by alleviate2002us(op): 7:33pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
greateros: ok we don hear.ROTFLMFAO.... As woman wrapper i don 4get....abeg hlp us? The audience dey wait |
| Jokes Etc › What A Woman Wants In A Man? MUST READ by alleviate2002us(op): 2:59pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 22 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Romantic What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 32 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Still romantic at times What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 52 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 62 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 72 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where the bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 82 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet. |
