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thnks man

@kinkie, thanks alot dear!

A man and his wife receive a
letter from their daughter who
went to study,
overseas.
My beloved Parents, I miss you so
much.
I don't know when I'm coming
home, but it seems
not anytime soon.
It breaks my heart to think that by
the time I get back you'll be too
old.
So enclosed you will find a bottle of
a portion I have invented.
It
will make you young, so when I
return you'll be the
same age as I left you.
NOTE: "Please take only
one drop".
So they open the envelope and in it
there is a bottle with a red portion.
The husband
looks at the wife and says: "You go
first." So the wife opens the bottle
and takes a drop, there after
the husband follows. Indeed they
turned 5 years
younger.
A year passes and the daughter
returns
home to find her mother young
and beautiful,
carrying a baby on her back. The
mother proceeds
to tell her daughter how the
portion worked and made her look
young. The daughter is delighted
and asks about her father. "Your
father, my child,
got so jealousy that I was young
and beautiful so
he drank the whole bottle." "So
where is he?" asked the daughter
"Oh, that's him I have on my
back."....

Am so not tripping for the Hype..."Body Scanner my nose". Idle money hungry officials who only act on tips! You need to see how they boldly and shamelessly beg for money at these our "esteemed airports".
I am so ashamed!
Please @OP, tell me something av never heard.....that arrest for all i care was a tip-off given to them. the whole scene is just a charade.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC on July 12, 2012 arraigned a former banker with First City Monument Bank Plc,(FCMB), Oluwatoyin Jinadu before Justice Adebunkola Banjoko of the FCT High Court on a 20 count charge of forgery and theft of customers funds to the tune of N52, 000,000.00.

One of the charges reads: “That you Oluwatoyin Jinadu on or about the 25th day of February 2010 in Abuja within the jurisdiction of this Honorable Court, while working as a staff of First City Monument Bank stole the sum of Twenty Million Four Hundred and Eighty Five Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty One Naira, thirteen kobo (20,485,961.13) belonging to one Josephat Okoye and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 287 of the Penal Code Act”.

Trouble started for Jinadu when a petition was sent to the EFCC alleging that as account officer to Dr. D. K. Okoye in the Wuse 2 Branch of the FCMB, Abuja, she fraudulently transferred N52 Million from Dr. Okoye’s account without his knowledge or consent, into accounts in Zenith Bank, GTBank and Union Bank.
Prosecution counsel, Samson Ugwegbulam, had sought leave of the court for the 20 count criminal charge to be read to the accused and a plea entered, which was granted. But the accused pleaded not guilty to the charges.
Ugwegbulam then asked the court for a date for the commencement of trial. But the defence counsel, Deji Shoremi, told the court that he was ready to move the bail application in respect of the accused.

He told the court that the offence for which his client is being accused is bail able and the accused person being a decent working mother is not likely to jump bail or tamper with the prosecution’s witnesses.
Shoremi who maintained that the exercise of bail is purely at the discretion of the court, prayed the court to exercise its discretion in favour of his client.
In objecting to the bail application, Ugwegbulam cited the authority of the Supreme Court ruling in Bamaiyi Vs State where the apex court held that “in considering issues of bail, a court must take into cognizance the severity of punishment ascribed to the alleged crime and the proof of evidence attached”.

He told the court that the alleged offence of the accused was standing trial for, carries a minimum sentence of 14 years imprisonment under Section 364 of the Penal Code Act. Ugwegbulam also referred to the overwhelming evidence contained in the proof of evidence before the court and urged that bail should be denied.
In her ruling, Justice Banjoko granted the accused bail in the sum of N5 Million with two sureties in like sum.
She said that the sureties must be gainfully employed and resident in Abuja with evidence of residency provided.
They are to depose to an affidavit of means, provide evidence of payment of three years tax.
The sureties who are also to deposit their international passports with the court are to submit a passport photograph each.
The court also directed that the accused be remanded in EFCC custody until the bail conditions are met.
Justice Banjoko then adjourned proceedings to October 15, 2012 for the commencement of trial.

On d contrary I logged outa my box abt 1hr 30min ago. I fink u culd try again coz its gon connect.

@OP, were u doin ur browsing wit a modem? Cuz i waz surfing 4rm my desk in my office.

stupor: I just dey here smiling !

Sipping my cup of coffee thinking --- what are these guys up to now !

Mcheeew....Cheap!!!.....tot u'ld be living ur name up by sipping Henny!

IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND
EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR
WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO
CHECK THE CAR , DO NOT OPERATE
THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY
WATER, BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH
WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK
YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND
YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP
BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A
VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS
A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS,
SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS
AND RELATIVES...

Not a bad idea. Its got 2b in d heart of Naija*Eko 4Show*...Lasgidi.

Any of the public or festive holidayz wuld be ideal.

Am all ears n good 2go wen y'all are game