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LiteratureRe: My Mother's Burden (A SHORT STORY) by alleviate2002us(m): 2:07pm On Jul 25, 2012
am impressed.....kip it goin. I wanna read page 2.

Nice write-up
LiteratureRe: THE FARM (a Psychological Thriller) by alleviate2002us(m): 1:44pm On Jul 25, 2012
morzook: i will post more chapters but i can't post the story to the end cos it's a full length novel ....

this is the synopsis of the story to give you guys an idea of how it would go.

the narrator is Ige Lewis. he his leaving his family as you guys have read but he would never see the journey to the end. he'd decide to hitchhike to get to his destination but he'd be kidnapped along with some other people one of which was a twenty-five year old serial killer on the run and a sixteen year old boy who is also on the run. they are all running from something; Ige his old life, the serial killer from the law and the boy from his abusive father.

they will be locked in a room together and put to work by their captors for many years -at a place simply known as the farm- and during their years together, Ige will get to know his roomie, they will relay their stories to him, the gore, the thrills, the pains. they will finally be able to escape after many attempts.

the other two would die on the way out of there, leaving only Ige to escape from the farm. he'd collapse once free and then wake up at a mental institution for criminal.

the doctors would let him know that he'd been there for years. he was a serial killer who'd killed many.

his room mates at the farm were him; when he was young, when he was an adult. he was actually relaying his life stories to himself, believing that those other characters were not him. there was no farm. the room he'd been locked into was his head; his mind.

he'd continually be in denial and once escape from the institution believing he was going to find his family.

a killer, loose once more.
Lovely twist....u dnt need 2giv us d above details....jus write-on and let us unravel d beauty in ur story wit our minds
LiteratureRe: THE FARM (a Psychological Thriller) by alleviate2002us(m): 1:34pm On Jul 25, 2012
[quote author=O.D.B.]Dull, uninteresting and out right depressing.

You introduced your story fluently but it flat-linned almost immediately.

You story lacks content and substance. You know how to write but you have no creativity.[/quote]i wish u culd substantiate on the above since u were tutored by Soyinka......how can u say such nasty words wit out pointin out specifics wit suggested corrections!

All dez Nland I.T.K self, wen una go sabi somtin.....u even contradicted ur self sayin hez a good writer...SMH
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Jokes EtcFlight Conversation by alleviate2002us(op): 10:17am On Jul 24, 2012
A Plane was transporting a bunch
of mad men & dey were makin too
much noise.
One of d mad men entered d Pilot's
cabin.
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a
plane.
PILOT: I'll but under one condition.
MADMAN: What’s that?
PILOT: If only you can get ur
friends 2 keep quiet.
MADMAN: OK. (5min later d plane is
quiet).
PILOT: Wow, how did you get dem
to keep quiet?
MADMAN: I opened d door & told
dem to go and play outside!!!
Jokes EtcGrandma And AIDS by alleviate2002us(op): 5:13am On Jul 16, 2012
A girl died of AIDS,so her
grandmother came
from the village to pack her
belongings,whiles
doing the packing she saw the
girl's g-string.
With tears in her eyes she said
THIS DISEASE IS DANGEROUS,SEE
HOW IT HAS
EATEN MY CHILD'S PANT...*Sniffs as tears roll down her chin*
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Bans Her Kids From Listening To Rihanna's Songs by alleviate2002us(m): 8:56pm On Jul 15, 2012
Highbros: Simulated sex ke? What about blue film? Are the sex simulated too??
Lwkmd....God go bless u my person....abeg hlp me ask dem o!
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Bans Her Kids From Listening To Rihanna's Songs by alleviate2002us(m): 8:52pm On Jul 15, 2012
ochallo: You must have seen the film original sin, with antonio banderas.
ur head dey dere...Original sin and Gia. I think She acted 'Gia' b4 Original sin
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Bans Her Kids From Listening To Rihanna's Songs by alleviate2002us(m): 8:29pm On Jul 15, 2012
mkmyers45: which nude movie are you talking about? You well so? grin
Leffus! U weh well pass me....u don watch Gia?...dat movie sold only promotional copies cuz it was raw!!

Atleast that una village man weh get colored T.V 4im hause fit don watch Original Sin...make im nack u tori how manny times Antonio bandaras giv Angelina hot orgasm.

Nxttym wen ur nt schooled on a topic doz hu ar enlightened can easily assist u....all it takes is ur being polite
CelebritiesGoldie Has Alas Been Evicted by alleviate2002us(op): 8:13pm On Jul 15, 2012
It came to a conclusion some minutes ago when the road trip to Goldies 300,000usd target price was cut shot.

Welcome home gal. I didnt know u were such an actress(she kept cryn even until her eviction....anoda Nkiru Silvanus in the making). I hope u polish ur Nollywood skills wen u return.

BBA Stargame continues!
RomanceRe: Mixed Messages In Relationships by alleviate2002us(m): 5:00am On Jul 13, 2012
Rocktation: Misfiring signals can be done knowingly and unintentionally as well. So saying that it is always latched with insecurity wouldn't exactly be correct. Take for instance, we women place a high value on communication. A woman can get really riled up when a lover doesn't call as much as is expected of a person that supposedly loves her to bits. Whereas, he and a lot of men may view the call as functional rather than emotional, and would rather call only when there's a reason to call.

But of cos, insecurity is chief where the signals sent, were mixed intentionally. Women on the one hand, are really insecure by nature. We are risk adverse for the most part and by sending mixed signals, we want our men to demonstrate their level of interest in us.
Take for example; a lady who gives a certain kind of green light to some guy across the hall, can instantaneously turn her attention to some other, when he crosses over to start a conversation. To us, it seems to be less appealing to be an overly enthusiastic single person, who appears to be excited to meet someone. Cos it might come across the communication channel as overly desperate, which doesn't exactly make a great first impression.

Men on the other hand, rarely say or do opposite to their intentions, but still show insecurities all thesame.....to lesser degrees i believe. They can go as far as to bully a girl they're interested in, to garner her attention, or can pretend to have complete interest in some stupid conversation with some chick in a gathering, thereby ignoring their girlfriend, just to get her jealous and seek her attentiveness.

Dealing with mixed signals doesn't require much though. Except taking your time to figure them out, approach your partner about them, and then reassuring them as to why they never should have been sent....if they were sent intentionally.

Really, it would be better if people demonstrated more confidence and decisiveness in their actions and body language and avoided misfiring signals. But then again, the peril of it adds to some of the excitement of the 'hunt' and builds intrigue for male and female relationships. It would be so soo uncoool, if we always knew what the other person was thinking or what they meant by a certain action.
Ur so ON POINT!!
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Subject To Proof, Its Just A View Point. by alleviate2002us(op): 8:22pm On Jul 09, 2012
@G baba
@Bashy....am just doing my bit....like I said, its just a view point and can be argued(if need arises). Thanks all d same man. Cheers!
Jokes EtcThis Is Subject To Proof, Its Just A View Point. by alleviate2002us(op): 10:35am On Jul 08, 2012
Please, my dear friends, don’t
throw away your used scratch
cards again. Make sure you tear
them to pieces or possibly get
them burnt after usage. This is
because criminals; armed
robbers, assassins, terrorists,
rapists etc have devised a new
technique of escaping from the
law.
They now gather used scratch
cards and take them to the
scene of crime. After
committing the crime, they drop
the used scratch cards at the
scene and run away. During
investigations, the police will
pick these used cards and trace
the number that loaded it with
its serial number and since your
SIM is registered, it is easier to
get at you. You automatically
become a prime suspect. You
are arrested, detained and
tortured to "talk true" about
what you knew nothing about.
What assassins do is that they
drop the used scratch card on
the body of their murdered
victim and take to their heels. At
the end, an innocent person is
arrested and beating to stupor
for maintaining he is innocent.
That is the situation on ground
and I've it on good authority
that some people are already
gnashing their teeth at the
kirikiri maximum prison for this
used scratch card saga as
investigations are going on.
Stay away from trouble too,
Dispose Used Recharge Card
wisely. God bless!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Indian Woman Gives Birth To A Baby With Two Heads & Two Necks by alleviate2002us(m): 11:47am On Jul 07, 2012
...e go hard make dis kind tin happen 4naija...datz y we'r unique.

Castos: Una dey shout! This is not the first time. Infact in 2006 i saw two girls of this kind. One was 23 or so and the other was about 14, that was on tv. Americans are not new to this abnormalities. The thing is; they think differently, share pair organs, eat same food but not too much from one, they say different things but marry one person.
vry fascinating! Do dey get hungry at d same time? Wc brain in the 2heads control d body?
God no go gri make i see am abeg....i no fit shout...
Jokes EtcFeeling Heaven(joke) by alleviate2002us(op): 4:53am On Jul 05, 2012
A man was on the bed with
his wife, sleeping. he dreamt he
was in heaven. When he got to
heaven's gate, he met an angel
who started showing him
everything. After a while the man
asked the angel; can i piss here?.
Angel replied; it's not allowed but
you can. A short while later again,
the man asked; can i mess here?.
Angel replied; it's not allowed but
you can. Minutes later, again, the
man asked; can i poo here?.
Angel replied;
it's not allowed but you can. The
man saw a flower and asked the
angel; can i use the flower to clean
my butt?. Angel said; it's not
allowed but you can. As the man
was about to use the flower to
clean his butt, a hot slap landed on
his face. his Wife shouted; you piss
for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave
you, i no talk, you poo on top bed, i
leave you, i no talk. You now want
to use my wrapper clean your
bottom, Are you mad?..
Jokes EtcWere My Teachers Lying? by alleviate2002us(op): 10:52am On Jun 30, 2012
When I was a kid, Pussy meant CAT,
Sex meant GENDER, Dick was a
NAME, and Bang was a SOUND,
SCREW was a mechanical tool,
CLIMAX simply referred to an end,
ROD was iron . . Hmm! Now that
I'm grown, I realised my Teacher
was lying or...... Hmmm! Did I
attend the wrong schoolhuh
Perhaps mixed with the wrong
friends??. Someone pls tell me o !!!
Jokes EtcAnswer All Questions! Winners Shall Be Rewarded! by alleviate2002us(op): 6:16pm On Jun 28, 2012
Answer all question.
NOTE:- calculator or any electronic
devices are
not allowed. | Time:- 1hr:30mins
only.
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE.
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy that
opened shop at Alaba international
market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter
Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while her
husband is still alive?
(a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)
Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU
(d) Patience
Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
5) What are the names of the two
people holding
hands when you power-on a
Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan
Giggs and
John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took,
the past tense
of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther King
as I have no
shoes is to
Foreign AffairsWhat Would You Rather Do If You Were To Choose? by alleviate2002us(op): 10:26am On Jun 28, 2012
If you were to choose, would you rather rule America for 4yrs or be the best Footballer of the year for 8yrs?
Foreign AffairsPopularity War! Whats Your Candid Opinion? by alleviate2002us(op): 10:06am On Jun 28, 2012
I was in the midst of some guyz and they got into the arguememt involving 'Obama vs Messi'.
The arguement was then who amongst the two are more popular.
Personally, I'ld take Obama. Please I'ld appreciate reasonable contributions(abeg make una no curse me).
Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Arrogance Got Him Slapped In Abuja by alleviate2002us(m): 10:49pm On Jun 26, 2012
Rotflmao....Kids and Quick fame! Hiz gon have his worst moments anyway(dats wen d true test of his maturity wuld come 2light).

I hope his FAF help him tru dis phase in his life
CrimeRe: Reflecting On The Increased Bombings And A View To The Other Side Of The Puzzle. by alleviate2002us(op): 4:31pm On Jun 18, 2012
kingroyce: In reality nothing just happens.it's as a result of some political actions and motives that there bombings are manifesting but Gombe is relatively peaceful
Thanks King! Dat makes the 3rd state i know now.
CrimeReflecting On The Increased Bombings And A View To The Other Side Of The Puzzle. by alleviate2002us(op): 9:16am On Jun 18, 2012
Dear Nlanders,
I only write as one who is not just moved by the awful turn of events(bombings) recently but because i share in the shame this stigma has brought upon us as a country.

In the middle of my thoughts, I resolved that any man(regardless of his level of sanity) would do all in his capacity to make his home safe. I wouldnt know if anybody has tried observing a destitute or mad person. You would notice this inate trait in them, not to mention the likes of those who are sane. Many would even kill to protect their familes.

From another angle, these bombings have eluded some states(by ommission or maybe share neglect). For what ever reason, am not trying to say the entire north should flare to ashes. Am basically thinking that if we take a count of states that have been awfully peaceful and safe, its possible that the minds behind these craziness may be from there or these states are just so favored by God.

I know i havent heard any of such evil in Adamawa or Niger(...pls help me out with more states). Obviously, solution seekers ought to be asking the fathers(or political fathers as the case maybe) of these homes(or states), how they have managed to protect their home front so everybody can learn a thing or more from their safety tips. Except on the other hand they are the hands behind the wheels.

Faithfully yours
RomanceRe: Jagged Edge (romance, Fiction) by alleviate2002us(m): 7:17am On Jun 04, 2012
naijasexy: ^ shocked shocked
I have never considered myself a good writer. Thank you so much. smiley
More tori on the way!!
RomanceRe: Jagged Edge (romance, Fiction) by alleviate2002us(m): 7:09am On Jun 04, 2012
naijasexy: ^ shocked shocked
I have never considered myself a good writer. Thank you so much. smiley
More tori on the way!!
i tink u'v done a good job so far....dou i just got startd n am yet 2even go half.way. Tot u shuld know i like wot av read so far.

4wer baba Pdude dey hail u how i go cum 4all ya hand?
Culd der hav been anoda word 2replace d use of 'Nkwobi' in d early parts of ur story 'wer simi had 2make ready d goat meat 4aunty bisi'. I may be alittle quick 2conclude but ur description paints a northern location played by a yourba acts(i neva chop yoruba woman nkwobi b4 neida hav i seen any do d menu in pub)
like i said earlier i may hav been quick 2conclude or assume....mayb as i read on i'l undastand beta d scenerio and how aunty bisi got into being good with makin recipies and secrets 2ha versatility.

Kudos!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dragnet oil and gas company Aptitude Test may 2012 @ Port harcourt by alleviate2002us(m): 12:02am On May 08, 2012
mcnepow: Poster drop yo mail addy lemme send u materials I got. Na free I get am, na free I go give d first 3 addies wey I see. Then u share wif others.
@mcnepow, hez mine pls. I'l lov 2hav dem materials also. Alleviate2002us@gmail.com. Thnks alot!
RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by alleviate2002us(m): 8:08pm On May 02, 2012
It all started like somtin i'ld run over in a hurry...cuz i read so nasty comments by nairalanders...in d long run its been worth it. Am so in tune wit d writers ideas, well painted scenerios, crystal clear description and choice of scene combination.
@poster, pls kip dem coming, i'l wait 4d nxt episode. Dunt mind all dem haterz n deir odd remarks. Kudos!

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