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am impressed.....kip it goin. I wanna read page 2. Nice write-up |
morzook: i will post more chapters but i can't post the story to the end cos it's a full length novel ....Lovely twist....u dnt need 2giv us d above details....jus write-on and let us unravel d beauty in ur story wit our minds |
[quote author=O.D.B.]Dull, uninteresting and out right depressing. You introduced your story fluently but it flat-linned almost immediately. You story lacks content and substance. You know how to write but you have no creativity.[/quote]i wish u culd substantiate on the above since u were tutored by Soyinka......how can u say such nasty words wit out pointin out specifics wit suggested corrections! All dez Nland I.T.K self, wen una go sabi somtin.....u even contradicted ur self sayin hez a good writer...SMH |
A Plane was transporting a bunch of mad men & dey were makin too much noise. One of d mad men entered d Pilot's cabin. MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane. PILOT: I'll but under one condition. MADMAN: What’s that? PILOT: If only you can get ur friends 2 keep quiet. MADMAN: OK. (5min later d plane is quiet). PILOT: Wow, how did you get dem to keep quiet? MADMAN: I opened d door & told dem to go and play outside!!! |
A girl died of AIDS,so her grandmother came from the village to pack her belongings,whiles doing the packing she saw the girl's g-string. With tears in her eyes she said THIS DISEASE IS DANGEROUS,SEE HOW IT HAS EATEN MY CHILD'S PANT...*Sniffs as tears roll down her chin* |
Highbros: Simulated sex ke? What about blue film? Are the sex simulated too??Lwkmd....God go bless u my person....abeg hlp me ask dem o! |
ochallo: You must have seen the film original sin, with antonio banderas.ur head dey dere...Original sin and Gia. I think She acted 'Gia' b4 Original sin |
mkmyers45: which nude movie are you talking about? You well so?Leffus! U weh well pass me....u don watch Gia?...dat movie sold only promotional copies cuz it was raw!! Atleast that una village man weh get colored T.V 4im hause fit don watch Original Sin...make im nack u tori how manny times Antonio bandaras giv Angelina hot orgasm. Nxttym wen ur nt schooled on a topic doz hu ar enlightened can easily assist u....all it takes is ur being polite |
It came to a conclusion some minutes ago when the road trip to Goldies 300,000usd target price was cut shot. Welcome home gal. I didnt know u were such an actress(she kept cryn even until her eviction....anoda Nkiru Silvanus in the making). I hope u polish ur Nollywood skills wen u return. BBA Stargame continues! |
Rocktation: Misfiring signals can be done knowingly and unintentionally as well. So saying that it is always latched with insecurity wouldn't exactly be correct. Take for instance, we women place a high value on communication. A woman can get really riled up when a lover doesn't call as much as is expected of a person that supposedly loves her to bits. Whereas, he and a lot of men may view the call as functional rather than emotional, and would rather call only when there's a reason to call.Ur so ON POINT!! |
@G baba @Bashy....am just doing my bit....like I said, its just a view point and can be argued(if need arises). Thanks all d same man. Cheers! |
Please, my dear friends, don’t throw away your used scratch cards again. Make sure you tear them to pieces or possibly get them burnt after usage. This is because criminals; armed robbers, assassins, terrorists, rapists etc have devised a new technique of escaping from the law. They now gather used scratch cards and take them to the scene of crime. After committing the crime, they drop the used scratch cards at the scene and run away. During investigations, the police will pick these used cards and trace the number that loaded it with its serial number and since your SIM is registered, it is easier to get at you. You automatically become a prime suspect. You are arrested, detained and tortured to "talk true" about what you knew nothing about. What assassins do is that they drop the used scratch card on the body of their murdered victim and take to their heels. At the end, an innocent person is arrested and beating to stupor for maintaining he is innocent. That is the situation on ground and I've it on good authority that some people are already gnashing their teeth at the kirikiri maximum prison for this used scratch card saga as investigations are going on. Stay away from trouble too, Dispose Used Recharge Card wisely. God bless! |
...e go hard make dis kind tin happen 4naija...datz y we'r unique. Castos: Una dey shout! This is not the first time. Infact in 2006 i saw two girls of this kind. One was 23 or so and the other was about 14, that was on tv. Americans are not new to this abnormalities. The thing is; they think differently, share pair organs, eat same food but not too much from one, they say different things but marry one person.vry fascinating! Do dey get hungry at d same time? Wc brain in the 2heads control d body? God no go gri make i see am abeg....i no fit shout... |
A man was on the bed with his wife, sleeping. he dreamt he was in heaven. When he got to heaven's gate, he met an angel who started showing him everything. After a while the man asked the angel; can i piss here?. Angel replied; it's not allowed but you can. A short while later again, the man asked; can i mess here?. Angel replied; it's not allowed but you can. Minutes later, again, the man asked; can i poo here?. Angel replied; it's not allowed but you can. The man saw a flower and asked the angel; can i use the flower to clean my butt?. Angel said; it's not allowed but you can. As the man was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a hot slap landed on his face. his Wife shouted; you piss for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave you, i no talk, you poo on top bed, i leave you, i no talk. You now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, Are you mad?.. |
When I was a kid, Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER, Dick was a NAME, and Bang was a SOUND, SCREW was a mechanical tool, CLIMAX simply referred to an end, ROD was iron . . Hmm! Now that I'm grown, I realised my Teacher was lying or...... Hmmm! Did I attend the wrong school ![]() Perhaps mixed with the wrong friends??. Someone pls tell me o !!! |
Answer all question. NOTE:- calculator or any electronic devices are not allowed. | Time:- 1hr:30mins only. SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE. 1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market? (a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi 2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive? (a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c) Stella 3) Who Strike pass? (a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU (d) Patience Dame 4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head (a) True (B) false (c) I don't know 5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone? (a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB 6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is (a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken 7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to |
If you were to choose, would you rather rule America for 4yrs or be the best Footballer of the year for 8yrs? |
I was in the midst of some guyz and they got into the arguememt involving 'Obama vs Messi'. The arguement was then who amongst the two are more popular. Personally, I'ld take Obama. Please I'ld appreciate reasonable contributions(abeg make una no curse me). Thanks |
Rotflmao....Kids and Quick fame! Hiz gon have his worst moments anyway(dats wen d true test of his maturity wuld come 2light). I hope his FAF help him tru dis phase in his life |
kingroyce: In reality nothing just happens.it's as a result of some political actions and motives that there bombings are manifesting but Gombe is relatively peacefulThanks King! Dat makes the 3rd state i know now. |
Dear Nlanders, I only write as one who is not just moved by the awful turn of events(bombings) recently but because i share in the shame this stigma has brought upon us as a country. In the middle of my thoughts, I resolved that any man(regardless of his level of sanity) would do all in his capacity to make his home safe. I wouldnt know if anybody has tried observing a destitute or mad person. You would notice this inate trait in them, not to mention the likes of those who are sane. Many would even kill to protect their familes. From another angle, these bombings have eluded some states(by ommission or maybe share neglect). For what ever reason, am not trying to say the entire north should flare to ashes. Am basically thinking that if we take a count of states that have been awfully peaceful and safe, its possible that the minds behind these craziness may be from there or these states are just so favored by God. I know i havent heard any of such evil in Adamawa or Niger(...pls help me out with more states). Obviously, solution seekers ought to be asking the fathers(or political fathers as the case maybe) of these homes(or states), how they have managed to protect their home front so everybody can learn a thing or more from their safety tips. Except on the other hand they are the hands behind the wheels. Faithfully yours |
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naijasexy: ^i tink u'v done a good job so far....dou i just got startd n am yet 2even go half.way. Tot u shuld know i like wot av read so far. 4wer baba Pdude dey hail u how i go cum 4all ya hand? Culd der hav been anoda word 2replace d use of 'Nkwobi' in d early parts of ur story 'wer simi had 2make ready d goat meat 4aunty bisi'. I may be alittle quick 2conclude but ur description paints a northern location played by a yourba acts(i neva chop yoruba woman nkwobi b4 neida hav i seen any do d menu in pub) like i said earlier i may hav been quick 2conclude or assume....mayb as i read on i'l undastand beta d scenerio and how aunty bisi got into being good with makin recipies and secrets 2ha versatility. Kudos! |
mcnepow: Poster drop yo mail addy lemme send u materials I got. Na free I get am, na free I go give d first 3 addies wey I see. Then u share wif others.@mcnepow, hez mine pls. I'l lov 2hav dem materials also. Alleviate2002us@gmail.com. Thnks alot! |
It all started like somtin i'ld run over in a hurry...cuz i read so nasty comments by nairalanders...in d long run its been worth it. Am so in tune wit d writers ideas, well painted scenerios, crystal clear description and choice of scene combination. @poster, pls kip dem coming, i'l wait 4d nxt episode. Dunt mind all dem haterz n deir odd remarks. Kudos! |


