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Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!!


Spent only 3400 on Vaseline for soapy in 6 years choose your vices properly

Dbull on this one... This bubbly lad! So, you're still around? Fresh Kid.
Oya, get into the studio and give us some creative jams.
Stop buying vaselines, okay? Buy more bars and beats. You're already talented.
I could drop a rap verse to go with your next song, if you want to hear something cool. 🙂

Wickedfacts:
Shukuka, well done.
Obinna stepped down for Chinedu. Now, Emeka wants to join.
In Gwari land o.

Don't worry, the indigenes have a surprise for you guys.

You're too razz and local for me to have NL issues with. I'll pass on this one.

By the way, Chukuka is what I believe you were implying with your mockery ( shukuka ).
Beclouded by your tribalism, you feel if one is supporting an Igbo candidate, that must mean they, themselves, are of Igbo decent. Shallow mentality.

I'm from Akwa Ibom and Osun States, owing to my parents.

Now, run along.

Wickedfacts:
See this post. All Igbos

What is this?

On a certain Tuesday in a certain year in a certain town in Nigeria, was an incident that shook the neighborhood like an earthquake had suddenly erupted.
Let me share the details of this incident.

There live a man named Ajani and he was a hunter. He was known for hunting wild bush meat and sharing it to the underprivileged people in shokolokobangoshey community. On that faithful day, Ajani had gone into the thick forrest to retrieve his traps which had been placed the previous day, in hopes that wild bush animals would be caught in them.
When he got to one of the traps, the large rodent known as grasscutter was partially caught in the hook of his trap. When he tried to reach down and grab the ears if the rodent, it swerved its head to the left (to the left, to the left. Everything...) as if it had been planning to deal with Ajani for catching and cooking several of its furry rodent relatives! So, Ajani's hands got caught in the sharp, pointy and curved hook of the trap, causing a deep slash wound on his right hand. Blood starte to gush out from a torn Ajani forearm. He screamed out saying;
' Yaay! E ba mi oh! E ba mi! '
The gray-coloured giant rodent stuck out his tongue at a terrified Ajani and mysteriously and surprisingly uttered words like a human being, saying;
Nmeh! Ntor! Oleburuku ni sha.
Today the bushmeat done catch the unter! (the letter " H " sound appeared to be silent, as the south-western intonation was even evident in the bushmeat's accent). Staying true to its roots.

Ajani, upon hearing this strange utterance, with the pupils in his eyes now widened, took to his heels, with his heels touching the back of his cone head.
" No be juju be dat ? " He yelled out, nobody else in sight. No one to save him. Even his favourite god, Ogun, was having his afternoon tea party and foot massage with the goddess Osun and her maidens in a secluded realm. So, at a time like that there was no picking of any earth-dwelling human's calls for heavenly help and intervention. " We are busy right now but you can leave a voicemail message after the tone " was the message Ajani got.

Fleeing back to the township of shokolokobangoshey, Ajani was panting heavily like the black panter that he is. He's black in complexion, and was panting at that moment, which qualifies him being referred to as a black panter.

When his friend, Awo, caught up to him, he noticed the deep wound in Ajani's arm and screamed out in shock!

Awo: ' Ah! It's serious oh! Oti serious gan! Blood is rushing! '

' Band it! ( Put a bandage on it, or, get the wound banded to stop the loss of blood, he meant)

Band it!
Awo: I say, band it, ooooh! Hurry! '

When several groups of little children, youths and elders had been trekking close by and heard those words " band it " being yelled three times, they mistook it to mean " bandits ". They immediately went into panick mode, and all ran off in different directions, with most of them abandoning their farm produce , their school notebooks, their fetched jerrycans of water, their agidi and other belongings 😱. Fear had overwhelmed them due to the constant security threats of banditry attacks. 🤣 & 😞

This calls for concern and
Thanks for reading my lengthy joke. 😊✊
It's a joke with a message that suits the times we are currently living in! 🇳🇬
Stay safe.

Depriest2020:
After spending your entire years in Lagos, you want to come to Abuja to represent us? Funny. You didn't even go to your home region (south East ) to try your luck.

What is wrong with him coming to vy to represent " us " in Abuja in the HOR capacity??
For your information, maybe you aren't aware that Emeka Ike used to spend long periods of time in Abuja over the years, even as far back as the year 2010. So, he has contacts here and knows the local politics to an extent.

Abeg, he's allowed to contest. I even want him to emerge winner if it's in his luck to. I was hoping for that comedian guy MC T to win it , but he stepped down just a day ago or so. My political associates here say that we should rally for and support Honourable Obika, once again, for the House of reps seat, but I don't really feel I want him now that Mr Emeka Ike has declared to contest.
He has tried this years ago in Imo State but didn't win. Let him give it a shot once again. This time in Abuja. My childhood Nollywood hero/celeb , so, why not? I knew him before any if the other contestants. 😁😁

He and Jim Iyke are known to have frequently visited Abuja in the past. Could be when he started getting interested in Abuja politics.

All the best to him.

Houseofglam7:
Alex’s signature all over this post.

Exactly! Very annoying. He definitely has multiple (not less than 3) accounts registered on this site to avoid detection from Nairalanders. He knows his posts are always looked down on by many here. We are raising awareness for the KIDNAPPED CHILDREN but he is there hubnobbing with Abuja socialites and elites, all for his pocket sake. The only use of his platform.

Nowadays, he seems to avoid uploading his own pictures alongside the ones he uploads onto the forum. Clever man.

kpankpangolo:
The forum is a shell of its old self.

Well...some might say this. Others may feel it's been rebranded and reformed. Depending on one's outlook.
The old NL interesting days of Mukina, Mynd, Sexysteel, Mrschima and a host of them. Ah, Kanwuliaextra was another crazy but enjoyable lady that I used to low-key fan. Omo, she had many battles on this forum with men and women, ooh. Haha. And, she won them! 😅♥️ Them days...

Muyiwaipere:
See no matter how horrible and rubbish Nairaland become, I prefer not to eat a whole day than miss my dose of at least ten times visit to the site a day.

Hehe! LOL.
You certainly get your daily dose of relief, fun, laughter, and madness from this constantly -growing site.

I hardly used to log in to NL before now, but, in the last six days, I've been consistent in marking the login register almost every day, when I'm not working, or, when I simply don't remember the forum.

Ten a day times visit to the site? You should get the " nairaland hero " or " legend " badge. The way @Naijapals used to issue it back in the day for frequent logins and comments.

Well, I'm a keen observer of political happenings, but I'm also a keen observer of details. That granite flooring, though. Very beautiful to my eyes.

From the throw pillow in the middle of both men, you can tell that Rt. Hon. Amaechi is likely not chauvinistic 😅. Lol. He likes women to be in equal standing with men.
Noticing and noting down details is my own version of OCD. I embrace it.

Happy birthday H.E, Rotimi Amaechi. You've made your mark and left your name in the sands of time. Would I leave my own mark?

Agenda 2039.

Clean Bandits - " I Miss You "
🤍🤍♥️♥️ This song till date.
My top 5 favourites yet.

kpankpangolo:
Took daddy’s height. Nice. Damn, I’m old. The child is one year younger than Nairaland.

Yup, she's tall for a female. 👍

You feel old? Aww.
How old? Don't answer that.
Nairaland has been around and has stood the test of time. Twent-one years already. An admirable feat.

Amotolongbo:
wake up bro.

All na scam

You are the one deeply ASLEEP not I.

So, if it's a scam to you then why did you bother to enter a christian-themed thread and go further to ask a question, pretending to be part of the fold? And they even took you serious back then, whilst not knowing that you were just trolling believers. SMH!

Won't happen again.

Amotolongbo:
I have a question concerning judgement day o.

We were told while in children Sunday School about how there will be a screen displaying our atrocities and deed on earth on the judgment day.

If a lady fornicated and repented before rapture and the man that fornicated with the lady did not repent before rapture.
When the screen on the judgement day is showing the sins committed by the man will it edit out the fornication part with the lady who repented or will it show the scene with the lady during the fornication?

This one doesn't want her videos to be watched by all and sundry. 🤣
Relax, it's only the heavenly hosts whi will have the permission to view it. Them and you, and they've already seen all you've ever done before you even get to the Great White Throne of Judgment. You and them know what you look like in secret. So, it's no big deal.
The rest of us humans won't be allowed to watch your abominations in HD. You won't be able to watch mine either.

You and the man won't even be allowed to stand and view it together, at the same time, in the same space. Your minds are not yet made pure and purified as of that time. The angels and the judge won't want your earthly minds wandering and can whipping up memories of the flesh. Since you aren't yet transformed like the angels, as scripture says we will be transformed to bear semblance to.

Good luck to us all. ✌️

pocohantas:
I do not have any man I love romantically more than Mine.

Sorry you couldn't get a woman who can forsake all others for you.

Hehe. Sorry, I just have to.
Okies!
,The word, " mine " was an intentional choice, instead of " husband ". Always playing it safe and being clever in your ways. 😁
You careful picked that word because you knew better. Because, you know that many nairalnaders know your hubby drought case hasn't ended.

The OP is talking about wives and husbands, and not boyfriends or girlfriends or sugarbabies or sugar daddy or a boytoy. " Oko " ati iyawo. Till then.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner dote on mask-clad daughter Violet, 20, as she hobbles along on crutches during summer break from Yale



7 hours ago
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner proved their co-parenting skills were firmly intact as they escorted daughter Violet to an urgent care clinic in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

The 20-year-old Yale student was seen hobbling into the medical center while leaning heavily on both of her famous parents for support.

Affleck, 53, kept an arm wrapped protectively around Violet as she clung to him on the walk inside, while Garner, 54, hurried alongside them to help steady their eldest child.


Violet, who has spoken about a post-viral condition in 2019 and still uses face masks as a precaution, appeared to be having trouble walking on her own during the outing.

Later, she emerged from the urgent care center on crutches, with Affleck and Garner staying firmly by her side every careful step of the way.

The former couple - who split in 2018 but have remained famously close while raising their three children, Violet, Fin, 17, and Samuel, 14 - appeared united in concern as they helped their daughter through the apparent health scare.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner proved they've still got co-parenting down to a fine art as they rushed to support daughter Violet during a visit to an urgent care clinic in Los Angeles
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner proved they've still got co-parenting down to a fine art as they rushed to support daughter Violet during a visit to an urgent care clinic in Los Angeles
The 20-year-old Yale student was seen hobbling into the medical center while leaning heavily on both of her famous parents for support
The 20-year-old Yale student was seen hobbling into the medical center while leaning heavily on both of her famous parents for support
Affleck, 53, kept an arm wrapped protectively around Violet as she clung to him on the walk inside
Affleck, 53, kept an arm wrapped protectively around Violet as she clung to him on the walk inside
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The Daily Mail has reached out to Affleck and Garner's representatives for comment.

The moment came just two weeks after Violet made a rare appearance without her face mask during a relaxed family outing while home from college.

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She was joined by her younger brother Samuel, as well as her mother, as the trio stopped for ice cream at Sweet Rose Creamery inside the Brentwood Country Mart, not far from the family’s Los Angeles home.

Affleck and Garner first met in 2004 while promoting Pearl Harbor, before rekindling their connection on the set of Daredevil, where their off-screen chemistry quickly became as widely discussed as the film itself.


They married in 2005 in a low-key Caribbean ceremony and went on to become one of Hollywood’s most photographed couples, regularly spotted at school runs, sporting events and red-carpet outings with their children.

Despite announcing their separation in 2015 and finalising their divorce in 2018, the pair have remained closely aligned as co-parents, often reuniting for family occasions and milestones.

The sighting also comes amid renewed reflection from Garner on the realities of raising three children across two households following her split from Affleck.

Speaking to host Charlotte Owen on Bustle’s One Nightstand YouTube series, Garner discussed trying to strike a balance between instilling a ‘conscientious upbringing’ and a sense of ‘appreciation’.

Violet appeared to be having trouble walking on her own during the outing
Violet appeared to be having trouble walking on her own during the outing
Garner, 54, hurried alongside them to help steady their eldest child
Garner, 54, hurried alongside them to help steady their eldest child
The former couple split in 2018 but have remained famously close while raising their three children, Violet, Fin, 17, and Samuel, 14
The former couple split in 2018 but have remained famously close while raising their three children, Violet, Fin, 17, and Samuel, 14
The trio appeared to be in high spirits despite the health scare.

‘And I think my kids' dad does too. Especially when your kids grow up in two separate households, I become mom and dad and he becomes dad and mom,’ she said.

‘You kind of can't help it, right? Because you don't have the benefit of both sides of the yin and yang being in the same house.

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‘There’s a little bit of loss in that, but there's also something gained in that. You also just learn. It's made me let go and not focus so much on bringing up.’

In a separate interview with Marie Claire UK, Garner opened up about the breakdown of her marriage, describing it as ‘hard.’

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‘You have to be smart about what you can and can't handle, and I could not handle what was out there,’ she admitted.

‘The fact of it is what was hard. The actual breaking up of a family was what was hard. Losing a true partnership and friendship was what was hard.’

She added that prioritizing her children never felt like a sacrifice, despite her Hollywood career: ‘It definitely shaped the jobs I chose, in a big way.’

Meanwhile, Garner’s relationship with burger executive John Miller has continued quietly for seven years, while Affleck’s subsequent marriage to Jennifer Lopez ended in 2024 after two years.

Later, Violet emerged from the urgent care center on crutches
Later, Violet emerged from the urgent care center on crutches
Violet and Jen share a close, low-key bond
Violet and Jen share a close, low-key bond
Garner has often spoken about trying to give her children as normal a upbringing as possible, despite their Hollywood background
Garner has often spoken about trying to give her children as normal a upbringing as possible, despite their Hollywood background
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Affleck has previously reflected on the difficulty of divorce and co-parenting, saying in a 2020 appearance on Good Morning America: ‘I didn't want to get divorced, I didn't want to be a divorced person, I really didn't want to be a split family with my children.

'It upset me because it meant I wasn't who I thought I was and that was so painful and so disappointing. In myself.

‘When you have children with somebody, you're connected to them forever. And I'm very lucky she [Garner] is the mother of my children.

‘I'm very grateful and respectful of her. Our marriage didn't work, and that's difficult. Both of us really believe that it's important for kids to see their parents respect one another and get along, whether they're together or not.’

Source:
dailymail.com (UK)

Cherrybae:
OP why not state the new of the cross dresser to make the news complete.

I with the full names of the crisscrossed I won't believe the story

You did NOT make much sense with this comment.
English or Gibberish?

It seems this reveal didn't sit well with you.
Are you, perhaps, a member of the Hellgbtq movement? It's just a question.

We, the majority, won't tolerate and encourage supporters of cross-dressers and LG*** folks. ✌️

Why do posts like these ones take days to get to front page? When the topic presented to us for dissection is something that needs urgent attention in our societies. Cross dressers!
Very good of the man to have dragged his cross-dressed arse down to the dog house. I'm also glad he didn't physically beat him up, as I don't think even they deserve such treatment. He's still a human.

Now, my bone of contention here is that, why aren't female cross dressers (the chronic tomboys and even the acute ones that have been certified to be " lesbianic " with enough evidence having been established) also dragged and sent to the precinct, from time to time, to curb their madness, too? Have you seen the amount of social media feeds showing ladies touching, kissing, handling, cuddling, using rainbow emojis, at one another. Calling themselves momma this, momma that, my queen mother, my love, with all sorts of lovey dovey gushy emojis that they are not meant to be using on a fellow femaol, if their brains were functioning sanely.

Rid our communities of these male and female homos that have become brazen with their show of shame in recent times.

That fourteen-year jail term law is really not being enforced to the best of my knowledge. I stand to be corrected. And, if it is getting enforced, it is seemingly bias, with the searchlight beamed mostly at male homos.

I abhor this double standard treatment.

We should start setting secret police for these people, or, whistleblowers who will be compensated if a proven case is established. I h8te nonsense.

We have many of them here on nairaland. Both genders, but especially the females. If you've read old threads from 2008-2018 era on this site, you'd have seen so much leszbianic exchanges in comments on this forum. I even caught one and confronted her about it offline untill she confessed and told me all about it. She was just 20 years old at the time, and a student of one NSUK university in Nasarawa. She said it's very common in that school. I was livid. She said I'm that guy on NL who won't let her drink water and drop the cup. I laughed. She started sending me nudes afterwards, and videos of her dorm activities wih her female roomies. So, I take it she's bi. She even said she does both male and female students. I was disgusted but didn't tell her, so as not to hurt her feelings any further. I'd already done enough harm getting her to expose that part of her lifestyle.

These HELLgbtq folks even used to have a section of this forum where they exchanged numbers and addresses for meet-ups. Meet-up zone or something like that, I hardly go there these days. Been years.

Arrest them all! This is not the West. This is Nigeria.

I would gladly snitch on any of them I catch. No matter the consequences I may face.

Houseofglam7:
Congratulations 🍾 Op

Now your inbox will feel the heat 😂🤣😂🤣

Exactly!!!!! Hahaha! You stole the comment I was trying to make first! 🤣
His inbox would probably have been getting messages from men and the ladies, too, of whom majority of, silently view and read these car threads, 90% of the time. To see who has money and who's buying what.

" Sir, my mother's left spine just shifted and she needs xyz amount "

" Good day, Sir. My sanitary p*d just got finished, and my blood is flowing like the Red Sea on a stormy day. Pls, can you... " 🤣 Okay, I exaggerated there. They won't ask for sanitary pads. Or...🤔

OP (Sea Trade) how's it down there in the inbox? Is is HOT and sizzling yet?? Haha! How hot is it, tell us?

Congrats, Mr OP. Just shine your e-eyes from now on. You asked for it! 🤷😊
Owo ni koko.

[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=139518072]“I will shut up immediately if my man tells me to” — Lady sparks fierce debate on respect in relationships


“[b]Call me a pick me but if my man tells me to shut up I’m shutting up immediately. With immediate effect I’m shutting up. Especially if we’re outside, we’re in the midst of friends or family or people, I’m shutting up. I can be a lion behind the scenes but you see if we are outside, I become a rat beside my babe. If you know you cannot respect your man, please just stay single,”[/b] she added.


“Call me pick me but if my man tells me to shut up in public, I’m not saying a word cause he deserves the respect. It might not be the case home. If you can’t move this way remain single!! They didn’t force you to date a man you can’t respect”

“Call me pick me but if my ma tells me to shut up in public, I’m not saying a word cause he deserves the respect. It might not be the case home. If you can’t move this way remain single!! They didn’t force you to date a man you can’t respect”

—Lady tells her gender😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/I8WFVgAZQg

— Beri🌚 (@beri_grizou) May 25, 2026

do I even start from now...

Okay, let me just start however way.
Whilst her opinions seem justified and in accordance with her own understanding and outlook on life, I have to say that she is not taking the best decision in doing those things she is suggesting other women to do.

So, you scan be a raging lion to your boyfriend in the privacy of the house, but a lamb when you are in public, just to seem like the perfect girlfriend ? Also, to make your boyfriend (not even your husband yet.) look like he's in charge and respected by you. Isn't this living a lie? Many couples today are smiling outside, " shutting up " outside, whilst breaking each others heads and yelling back at one another when they are in the privacy of their homes. I won't do that. It's not about respect but handling a matter the way it is to be handled at that given point in time. What if the boyfriend is on the wrong side of the argument? And, you need to explain yourself out of being accused for what you know you didn't do?

Granted, you don't have to yell or speak to him rudely in that moment, but, you can simply talk to him calmly and politely to see reasons why what he accused you of isn't the truth.

The way this lady in the video looks is (God forgive me, I know I'm judging concluding already) even enough reason for me not to take her serious. The stereotypical razz, local, promiscu*us baddie type). Can she really walk her talk? Will she shut it up if the boyfriend in question was a very calm and soft-spoken type? With the way she looks rugged and " streetified " in that video clip? I doubt that.
Maybe, she is making her statement in the instance that you are dating a "hard man " who you've already known as a man/boy who has the tendency to be violent or harsh on you in and out of the public. Ehen.

I'm saying so, because this one I'm seeing in that video up there would easily break a bottle using someone's head, ooh. Or, am I the only one seeing this? 🤣

Lastly, they do anything for CLOUT. Don't forget that.
Yes, aunty, you're not a pick-me lady. You're just a CLOUT and attention-seeking one. Understood.

Stephen0mozzy:
I was about to ask what you were doing with those class of girls, naim I see the last statement of your third paragraph 🤣.

You are not a holy man Sir 😅

I personally love lengthy text conversations though, it's like peering into a persons mind

Haha.
I am better than many, I still believe this to be true. I'm a " work in progress " when it comes to being a Holy man. At the age of 30 years old, about to turn 31 next month, I would give myself a pass mark for self-control when it comes to promiscuity with the other gender. Taking into consideration that I'm facially attractive and they bring themselves to me, yet, I haven't slept with any in over three years.
Ejor, I try, o jare. 😅🤷

I love length texts, too! They are exhilarating to my chatting experience.

...but this thing you said, ehn... It touched me, though. Chai, I need to improve on my holiness. I seem to be lukewarm, here and there.

* Sighs *
Ah... They have unalifed my Akwa Ibom brother. The wickedness of man's heart. He didn't get food poisoning when he was abroad, oh! Now, as soon as he returned to his country the food poisoning decided to happen. If you think this was not by deliberate human action, then it means you underestimate what humans can do to a person in a better financial standing than they are, when they need cash or favours from you, and you aren't giving it to them to the extent of which they want you to give it.

Rest in peace, and, I hope the doors of eternal life and rest will be opened onto you, that you may enter in. Assuming you were saved. 😭😞
We'll miss you.

Ah... Of course, one of the rage-bait uploads and threads aimed at ridiculing Nigeria women. A free-for-all yabbing session, championed by the males on here. And the floodgates were opened! Lol.

You're not likely to see a real female moniker post this type of topic. It's like setting one's self and her fellow females up for dragging. Yikes! On a platform that isn't known for showing mercy. Oti oh!

Yes, I actually understand the point and angle the woman in the X video is coming from. She was trying to tell her fellow ladies not to just go on dates out of being hungry, bored, looking for a benefactor for a short-lived need. She wants them to asses him, ask him (albeit politely) if he is able to cater for a family, in the instance where the date leads to an unforeseen or anticipated romance, and that romance then leads to starting a family, owing to her being preggy for the guy. You want to be sure that the father of the baby can provide for you, himself and the incoming baby. To avoid suffering and stories that touch in the coming season.

I understand her. However, her advice is for ladies or girls who are even considering to settle down with the man they are going on a date with. Majority of them aren't interested in the long-term of it, but just want a quick fix (could be meals, money, handouts or sehx). Will you give " huukop " ladies this advise, when they have a short-term goal with the guy ? Don't forget, they cater to numerous guys every other week. They can't be bothered about if he can provide for a family or not. It's not in their interest and scheme of work. 🤷

Sometimes, ehn, I pity the f-male nairalmaders who have to login and read the many very painful things men type as comments. You can feign not to be pained but you know deep down these things pierce. No wonder they just keep away after reading through than adding their comments. Most of them. It's like we just can't get along. It's like this gender battle that never ends. Omo. We've been conditioned. Hmm.

Well, I am not in doubt that JuJu could have done this to the militia. I'm woke enough to know that witchraft is well and thriving in our societies today. It's the same, today, yesterday and... Well, till the coming of the new order of Jesus in the future generation.

" 1. Why them no set juju in the 1800s to stop the white man from kidnapping our relatives? "



This is my own submission to meobizzy's first question above.
This would be lengthy, and quoting him may trigger the "spambutt" to erase what I think is going to be an enlightening comment. I want it read and not deleted.


There is this widespread erroneous belief that from the 1600s-1700s, the white men came and " kidnapped " Nigerians (and other Africans in their own localities) from our land to serve as slaves abroad. Whilst this may seem credible on surface analysis, it may not be the truth. Most of us have read the historical archives of the slave trade era, and where those records talk about several traditional and clan leaders meeting with the arrived westerners and agreeing to sell of their own people for money and gifts. Gifts like mirrors, fine blended whiskey and even guns. Anything that could entice the clan leaders enough to agree that the invaders be allowed to part with members of their communities.

JuJu or voodoo or jazz , which of course must have existed back then, wouldn't have sufficed to save the Nigerians who were sold off. Individual witchcraft even didn't help their fate. We have heard of how many Nigerians and other Africans of old had exported potent witchcraft to countries in the Americas, like, Brazil and Cuba, the USA (New Orleans witchcraft is a notable case study). So, this now begs the question of why thier fetish powers weren't able to deter the invaders from shipping them across the globe like imported goods.
And, Satan, won't even be divided against his own devices (the enslavement of God's chosen people whom Satan despises till forever). Matthew 12:26 comes to mind now. He won't be divided... He may have even been accusing our ancestors before God, day and night, telling him why they need to get punished for serving Shango, Ogun, Yemoja, this and that god and goddess. God already having the plan to punish them through slavery and scattering, would already see reasons to let Satan have a field day with prompting the white men to risk it all to come to a continent they knew nothing about, all in a bid to enslave the inhabitants. You think that's ordinary? You think they knew what they were expecting to meet? If Africans were not also a civilised race with sophisticated weapons to fend them off?? Yet, they undertook the long, cumbersome journeys to come to bushy continent without electricity to make trouble with its inhabitants. Must have taken some spiritual type of guts, only gotten from the heavens. All by divine orchestration, I conclude.


Remember...and this is me now looking at the matter from a religious angle ( religion means a lot to me, so I include it in every aspect of life's happenings, even though people would say must we make it about religion...) In saying that the slave trade which took place all around the world was permitted, and in fact, orchestrated by the Grand Master of orchestrations himself, Elohim/Adonai. Yup. We, black Africans, all make up part of the scattered lineages of the ancient Israelites spoken of in the bible. How would God's words and those of the prophets come to fulfilment if these things did not take place?
I think the biblical book of Isaiah speaks of this, too. If I'm not mistaken. As do one or two other biblical books. God's words can never return void and unfulfilled.

"The vision is for an appointed time, though it tarries, but it won't tarry "(That's should be in Habakkuk 2:3 or 3:2 . I usually have it mixed up, my bad). 🤷

Now, guns would have instilled fear and compliance in all the young men seized from every village across the continent. A few examples would have been made of those who dared to challenge the white man's authority, to the bemusement of the remaining onlookers who would see their tribesmen fall to the ground after getting fired at. Won't you comply if you were in that situation? You know you would, nau.

Besides, JuJu won't have stopped anything, as Satan won't even give permission to his demons to grant your witchcraft request, when he would want nothing more than black descendants of Israel to be taken into captivity to suffer. You don't really know why the black race is the least developed and had to be the slaves of old. It was all forecasted and predestined for us, by reason of our ancestral roots stemming from the hebrew Israelites. We are certainly part of the renowned twelve tribes.
" The one who will be taken and locked up in prison, to prison he shall go " It was all predestined, can't you see the revelations that have played out? Nothing was going to stop the slave trade from taking place. Then comes freedom, so that you can then appreciate what God has done for you. Same thing happened during Israel's four hundred years sojourning through the wilderness. All to teach is a lesson on going after other gods, of which pre-slavery era Africans were deep into. They had to be disciplined once again. If he didn't spare the ancient hebrew Israelites, he wasn't going to spare our 1700s forefathers. He is impartial like that. A respecter of nobody. He is justified and righteous in allowing it to happen! I dare say!

Yes, I still know how to write. I write often, as I am an author of a number of novels and movie scripts (these scripts are still in the works, though).

I enjoy writing, and I get a lot of complaints from young ladies and girls during my chatting moments about my messages being lengthy. I can't help it. It's a writer's habit.

I just feel those girls are either lazy to type, or, they simply do not have confidence in their written grammar, and so, they avoid it. Several of them are less educated than most of you here. Trenches babes, they are.
They occasionally suggest to me to only make use of voice notes. One said she didn't understand written english that much. I was touched by her honesty, though. And, if you see the size of this girl's booty... My gosh!

Only using VNs to communicate on WhatsApp? Not a writer's delight, if you ask me.

Ezini:
Same here
I have first class
From same town with her
Yet seeing her has proven
More difficult than a needle passing through the carmels eyes.
I
Am still jobless

.are you still the bolded texts?
You're too smart to have to be in that situation. I'd like to help you submit your CV if you won't mind it. I know some politicians here in Abuja. At your own discretion.

Ezini:
It will probably help him eliminate one person then runs off and gets shot in the back head and dies instantly than being heralded into the bush,

To get shot and die it’s actually better than being caught alive

I just had to share.
I didn't know a lady could reason this way at the emboldened texts. Speaks volumes of your braveness, your IQ , too. It's better he's gunned down for challenging them than him getting heralded to that bush alive. He'll wish he has been gunned down instead.
You've inadvertently turned me on with this comment.
Yes, I'm admiring from a far. * Applauds *

Whilst this one's claim at needing a husband at the advancing, evening -newspaper age of 41 sounds fair and legit to the ears, on surface take, I would however advice any young man who care to listen to take heed and beware of her.

From the persistent and repetitive hammering on "I need to experience motherhood, I want to be a mother, my biological clock, menopause, I need to have a baby " should tell any sensible man who loves his dignity and worth that this one is only luring you over to serve as a baby making co-machine. It's all for her own interest. It's not about building love, understanding and commitment (oh, you dare not expect commitment from this type of desperado). She wants to have children and be in the league of mothers. It's not about you, Sir. It's not about her seeking to love you and respect you.
Even the line, " even if you are broke " is already her catching cruise with men and mocking those of you who fall into that category. If she can do this, she will aswell not show you respect that a husband deserves. You will forever be known as ' that man who was used to get kids by a certain 41 year old woman who came publicly in a certain year (they may or may not recall the year even ) to beg for a husband. You don't want that type of tag, now, do you? 🤣

Nothing beats getting to know a lady by yourself. I mean, you sighting her first and desiring her, followed by you making moves to woo her by yourself, conquering that phase, and then she also growing to love you (better if she loves you first as a guy and not you loving her first ooh. For your own good).

Besides, I don't see the wealth or riches she's talking about that she has reflecting on her. I'm not saying because she isn't dolled up, or, dressed like those slay baddies and packaged socialites. I'm saying that she doesn't look rich. The partial visible background of what seems to be her tailoring store is already giving regular average person vibe. The curtain et all being considered. I'm just pointing it out, not saying that she isn't doing well for herself. Not that.

Anyways, no right-thinking man would and should give her the time of day. For the stunt she's pulling online for clout and short-lived fame. You know naija, we will soon forget her in a few weeks time. By then, she'd have garnered a few thousand followers who just want to now begin to monitor her life and see how she turns out. Not a good way to ruin your previously enjoyed peaceful and private life. These people will ridicule her at any given chance they get.
Men will slid into the DM to take advantage of her vulnerability and try to bed her without the intention of marrying her. Some men will even go to the extent of tempting her with cash for " xex " and it will work! 500k and the thick thighs will swing open like the gates of the busiest Model public school in Nigeria.
She will gain but she will also loose. Self-respect, dignity, see-finish will surmount, if she isn't lucky , she might end up with an unanticipated STD from one of the many fine guys who she allowed to dive in raw on the premise that he looked too fine and fresh to be HIV or STD rdden. 🤣

These and more are the probabilities. She signed up for it when she made that video public.

All the luck she'll be needing, I wish for her to get. Her types are on this same nairaland choosing to rather perish in silence for the next 20 years owing to pride and a false sense of self-worth. Even with body counts in excess of 100 men. They are still deluded that they have " standards "

My 2 cents. It's lengthy? Eh, not my problem if you can't read. Voice note isn't a feature here, so, read!

pocohantas:
I read this one.
Keep it brief next time. Bye.😂

Laughing emojis are always your go-to mechanism of coping when you know you've even caught. It doesn't make you any smarter. Lol. Just so you know.
Be there using elementary school sense of " read this one " haha. Who are you fooling?
You've read all of them from start to finish, jareh.
Keep putting up your ego, trynna save face. We know all about that.

At your advanced age, you still be using kiddies tactics. Haha. Last last, your mod would come to your rescue that's the highest....

pocohantas:
K. I didn't read this either.

And just like that, the curse is doubled. Keep at it. Lol
Be there deceiving yourself thinking you're deceiving Allthingswork.
Pride won't allow you admit the truth.

11 o'clock newspaper.

This news got broke about three days ago, even though it happened up to five days ago. In Abuja.
Nairaland usually seems to come up late with Abuja -centered news, if it isn't about politics. I've noticed.

Well, the lady is gone, and gone is she. We pray she made peace with her maker before breathing her last. But, and this is me assuming, which I'm allowed to... Assuming she went out for an evening rendezvous with some guy, then how would she be able to make peace with her maker before kissing the earth goodbye? It just doesn't work like that. You can't cheat God's intelligence.
And jikwoyi that I know very well of is a den of Yahoo boys, other 419 agents and huukup ladies, old and young alike. It's just so rampant there. Whenever I enter that area to pick up something, the stench of adultery could be perceived renting the entire air around there. So many trenches baddies on sight. Many lezzbiyans there as well, willing to still bed you as a guy if you're willing to pay the monetary price. Jikwoyi is like another lekki, but the broker version. The people love on the fast lane. The youths, that is.

I don't even know if I can type R.I.P because I'm usually not in the habit of pretending that certain kinds of people, known or unknown to me, can actually enjoy that peaceful rest, post-death. That's going by God's standards.
No offense to anyone. It just is what it is! Come for me if you want to. It's a free forum after all. 🙂

pocohantas:
I typed one sentence in response to someone I follow. You jumped in days later to type a thesis that I didn't read. And I am the pained one? 😂

You, of course. Isn't that why you kept coming back? 😅🤫

And if truly you didn't read my comment as you claim, then, may you finally find your dream boo this year and leave the booless club for good. But, if you are lying that you didn't read it then, an extra 40 years to your drought for a happy marriage and birthing of mixed raced kids. You know, you once hinted in the distant past on desiring mixed race children sha. Amen in the name that is above all names. This curse is sealed. Next time you won't lie to save face.

Poland2050:
A foolish bitch. When you the enjoy ur money, smoke, drink, who you call, help. Na you they cry crocodile tears. Go meet ur family members you help. Nonsense. 100 millon don finished. Money na ur mate. He big for eyes but easy to spend. You never see anything. Afterall you no work for the money.

Her undertone target MIGHT be to attract public sympathy of MAINLY RICH MEN who may want to take advantage of the moment to offer her financial support for a share of her cookie (coochie). These females are intentional, and there's always a catch to every public outcry or stunt they showcase.
You have to be as crafty as they are, if not more.

No RESPONSIBLE man should give Phyna one kobo after seeing this video. Let the fraudsters and irresponsible married one give her. That's here category of people.