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Her body is still gorgeous and snatched in that red dress. Unfortunately, the gas ⛽ machine isn't a respecter of anyone.

Fine mocha. Her body, that is... Not talking about her face.

Meanwhile, Nigerians groaning under pain for 1300 per litre of gas. To fill a similar SUV as korra's in Nigeria won't ever cost $100. Even if it were diesel, which this SUV obviously isn't.

Okay! Finally, they have been designated to their embassies and missions abroad!
See enjoyment-in-waiting. I'm jelly jealous, and that's because I've always dreamed of becoming an ambassador, back when I was 7-12 years of age. Can't blame me, my dad was one, over a period of years.

Now, I see his old-time friend has been posted, in the person of Senator Ita Enang. Who would have thought old boys would be remembered in this administration? 😅
Senate President definitely had something to do with this. 👍

Moving on, I see some old acquaintances of mine on the list.
How lucky of them. 🥲. Aww... I see the mother of my one-time ex, Lady Chioma Ohakim, getting posted to Poland ( for her to go chill and enjoy, and not stress ). Poland was were my dad had served as First Secretary, student affairs, in the Nigerian Embassy, Warsaw. He had two of my older siblings birthed there during the time. See opportunist, hehe. 😁

I know Chioma Jnr. would love Warsaw and Ada and Adanna will all be visiting their mum and enjoying the beautiful country.

I see, Gen Dambazau got P.R of China 🙄🙁. I know this was politically motivated. Unfair.

Why do we even have more non-career ambassadors than career ones? Isn't this even wrong ? Nigerian government, as usual! 🙄

FFK got Berlin, Germany! Wow! See enjoyment awaiting him. After all his criticisms of the government of the day. Who God done annoint sha, no man can curse. He will be busy, as the embassy there is not for eating and holidaying, all day, everyday. Unlike some other countries of designation.

Ambassador Reno Omokri was intentionally given Mexico, so as to be close to the USA, where he is often residing in. I bet you he'll be sneaking into the USA to spend most of his time with family and friends. When you have fallen in love with the US, there's no keeping away from it for extended periods. Lol.

Lastly, but not the least, (well, least in terms of country of designation, if you ask me 😁) is my old classmates mum, Mrs Grace Bent. The classy Senator Bent. Lome, Togo... They didn't do you well, oh. 😄 However, you are now an ambassador, nonetheless. You will now be addressed as " Your Excellency " 👍 You can take advantage of the free-trade zone in Togo and start large-scale clothes importation business for either of your three curvaceous and amazing dawghters. 😃

Mostly non-career ambassadors for the juicer countries. 😥 See politics. And his tribesmen, if you check, got the best embassies, too! Not hating, just stating.

To everyone else on the list, congratulations and enjoy your time. My time will come in future. Amen. 😥🙂❤️

folake4u:
Hahaha I agree with you on him growing a beard. It would have really gone well with the bald head.

Nah, he's free from Feminazi gang. Many females don't have issues with gay folks.

Well, Nigerians are hypocritical people, I won't be surprised if the closeted ones slide into his DM.

Your last sentence though but definitely, I see it too. 😂😂😂😂

True! All you've said here is true and spot on.

And, yup, many females don't have issues with " gaybriel " folks, because majority or most females are " bi " in secret. Either from past encounters, or, from them nursing the orientation inside their minds.
One-two many of them are ex-lezbeeyans, current lezbeeyans or curious and future lezbeeyans. I've caught so many of them and know what I'm saying. They just pretend so well to hide it, but I've been around far too long to know 97% are either into or fighting the feelings of being into fellow females. 🤮

No offense to anyone reading. Just saying it as it is. ✌️

Juoflife1:
It's just a genz trending slang. I don't know the origin. Don't think too much about it. Slangs come and go

But I wasn't @ the bold texts.

I simply asked the meaning, which you don't know , as you've said.
I'm the one you're telling that " slangs come and go " ? 😄

Lol. I'll just smile and leave it at that.
Shey, I was the one who invited over subtle uncouth mouth by asking a curious question?


Issokay.

Misplaced prioritiey from the pulpitpreneur . Before you attack me, hear me out, jareh.
If you've even had a one-on-one interaction or conversation with either her or her husband and were able to decipher and discern them completely, then you would have the same view about them that I have.
Totally disappointed, but that's what I (and by extension, you) get for putting your hope and high expectations on a fellow human being, irrespective of their perceived calling in life.

I had the opportunity of meeting the husband on two occasions in a space of two days, the second being in his direct office ( yes, the white room where using your phone and taking of pictures isn't allowed...yeah, that one (wonder what the fear is, when perfect love knows no fear, as scripture says. But they aren't genuine, that's why, and fear the unknown) ) and we were casually talking before I asked for a prayer request, which he obliged and then proceeded to pray for me, touching my forehead ( a mistake I allowed because I didn't know better at the time 🤦 ).

God said by their fruits and their words, including prophetic declarations they make, ye shall know them. Once it doesn't glorify God by coming to pass, that's another sign to know they aren't of God.

Know God for yourself and have a blissful relationship with Him, and have no regrets. Not all that will say, " lord, lord, didn't we cast out demons in your name... " will enter into paradise.

Do you know their heart and their secrets? No.

Juoflife1:
Clockit nwanne. Uche gi di ya
Lmao

Sorry to pry, but what is this recent " clockit " slang I've been hearing for about two days, so far ? Where did it originate from? Is it Igbo people coined (I've so far only seen the igbo people I know use it in their WhatsApp status uploads) ? Or, from pop culture or what?
I'm not very up-to-date. Biko, answer.

His index finger ring looks feminine. The second ring with the coloured crystals or whatever those are, is more of my style. I don't joke with my rings.

My next observation is that Ozonna doesn't seem to be preoccupied with worries of what to eat on a daily basis, allowing him the time for other irrelevant things. If he were not from a wealthy home I doubt he would be disturbing the internet with his
semi- midlife crisis.

Boy has eaten and is filled up, that's just the reason for all this. 😅

Funny enough, with this new look, many females will be tripping for him. This is their kinda spec. Even those queer girls will also love this, too, as a blonde hair is part of their signature look, and, don't get me started on how they love to give support to others like them in the pack.

Soludo money. What more can I say... Life shared problem to all accordingly.✌️

Alright guys, I'm here with a little gist that some.of you may find disturbing, but nonetheless, allow me share it with your itchy ears.

So, this is a self-told story by a young Nigerian lady who happened to have travelled to China last year to start her business in the bubbling city of Guangzhou, that's in the southern-most part of PRC.
She expressed her shock and embarrassment over what she termed as the alarming rate of black Africa girls and ladies in China engaging in the ancient undignified work of " knackana for money "
I choose that word so as not to get banned for using the regular word to describe the line of work these girls and ladies are into over there.

For those of you who have lived or been to China (my self, for example), you would attest to the fact that a lot of our African sisters from Nigeria (notorious for having the highest rates per hour or round over there 🤣), Kenya ( known for cheaper rates), Congo (dang, these ones sell it like water!!! ) Cameroon (I've seen so many call girls from this eastern neighbour of ours, especially as escorts in nightclubs) and Zambians (alcohol guzzlers in KTVs and wherever else the white men take them to for fun). I've seen it all. You may also have seen it all, too.

So, this girl's complaint is in order, if we are being honest. White men and even the women over there see almost every African girl as a potential fling for the day or night. A one-night stander. However, can you blame them? It's what you sell that would be bought in a marketplace.

Copy and paste the link attached below to watch the video on Instagram and leave a reaction or comment(s).
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVcE3U7jLTg/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=c7c7636c-0ea1-40fc-afa1-d66a85566f72&ig_mid=A31A6CB7-DF28-4E8C-89B8-E5325E80958C

You're welcome. 😊

NL females like to AVOID AND DODGE commenting on posts like this one that reveal what our ladies do in secret. Anything that will tarnish their images and make men call them unprintable names, these NL women will not drop comments under such posts, because, they feel guilty or ashamed of what their fellow women did.
I've noticed this. 🤔

Hmm, I pity who is trusting women in Nigeria. All those ones where people's serious girlfriends and maybe some are wives, too.

Whilst you are reading and digesting this news feed, I just want to draw your attention to the following points:

-The gods of his shrine couldn't appear to stop the demolition exercise. This points to the gods being powerless or just not being interested in creating a scene to prove that they loved the native doctor.

-The demons could not make him disappear. This should tell you that demons don't rate humans at all. They just use then for Thier bidding and dump them the slightest chance they get (usually when these humans are meeting their waterloo ).

-God has already places the governments of the day above demonic , esoteric powers and their human agents. This is why you will never see sorcerers, gun men who use native charms, ogbanje priestesses arrested and detained for crimes, disappear from custody. They simply do not have that power and privilege. Have you asked yourself why? Weren't these the same people who used powers and also helped clients over the years to solve their problems?

But, in the custody of the prisons, they cannot escape. God has authorized government institutions to be the highest authority oft he land. As far as earth is concerned. Even though we have other spiritual realms.

- In the end, is it worth following these people who cannot save themselves from being captured? Even with all the so-called spiritual powers and secrets they have Ben privy to?
Something is not adding up.

All powers belong to God, and whatsoever a man sews, such shall that man or woman reap, at the appointed time.

Better to leave a normal, regular life of contentment. Know your Jesus personally, that's if you are a believer in Him.

CyynthiaKiss:
I weep on behalf of those poor women on black hijab looking so unhappy ..

Why subjecting your fellow human beings to such dressing in the name of religion ?

Wanted to like your comment, but paused and took a look at the like counts and shares, too.
Seems perfect that way.

enemyofprogress:
Congratulations uncle. It's our family's turn to chop and pack people into the Nigeria police.

Remember me in your family's paradise. I need just two slots for police jobs. You can sell.
Congratulations bro. It's your time . 👊

Location of vehicle is gwarimpa Abuja.

Price is 6.5 million only.

Hurry whilst offer lasts.


Come, inspect it, and make your purchase if interested.

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Without any further ado, let us connect if your buyer can buy scrap water barge vessel in PH waters. I'm there.

Also containers ( 40ft ) Export grade. Still here in Port Harcourt.

My own contribution to this awkward and controversial article posted is that;
1: There's no smoke without fire.
2: In 90% of every rumour that is of less common occurrences, there is usually an atom of truth embedded in such rumours.

It couldn't have just sprung up from thin air, if such organ trading had never taken place in reality. There must have been a history of such happening. An antecedent that was recorded.

No wonder, I've seen older videos of terr()rists in Benue state cutting off the joysticks of their victims after having executed them, just before dumping their bodies into a dug pit.
The joystick is not merely to prepare fetish charms, as they wanted us to only believe. It may well be sold to some Alhaji with connection to wealthy Chinese buyers.
Sick world we live in.

This may also be a conspiracy theory, so don't take my entire words for it.
Then again, it may well be happening.

Stay safe out there and protect your joy givers, my brothers. Your joystick is your passport to a joyous life. ✌️

TimiofAbuja:
What's is joystick in this context please
I'm curious

" Joy Stick "
Defined as a stick that has " joy " as a natural attribute of the owner of the joystick.

OR,

A stick that brings " joy " to a secondary host. Iykyk.
Depending on the gender experiencing the joy at a particular moment in time.

Further elucidation:

Joy stick possesses joy for him.

Joy stick brings joy to her.

Ko ba ha ka ba?🤷

Tsankyu

Going for 6 millon naira.
Location: Abuja
Automatic transmission
AC working, nothing to repair. Just buy and drive.
Quote if interested. Email attached is not available.
Video of the interior and exterior are available on WhatsApp.

Modified: Sold by my friend yesterday.

dominique:
Awon my children will look for me when they're grown up, shey una dey see how e dey go?

The old man should spare us the sob stories jare. What efforts did he make over the years to reach out to his boys? 2008 was not that far away, there were telephones, emails and travel within European countries us very convenient. How many times did he go and check up on them? If he wanted to, he would have found a way.

Calvin was 8 when his parents separated, the dad thinks him and his brothers didn't understand what was going on leading to the separation? Children observe and understand more than you give them credit for. Besides why is it only Calvin he's running after, are Mathew and Mathias not also his sons?

Whenever a man says him and his wife separated over marital issues without deep-diving into what the wife did, just know that he's 101% at fault.

Shallow and dáft can conclusion.
Just like that??
Once again, you give off this notion that...

Ajalekoko76:
No b Perez I dey see so 😁

Anyway, Jesus is Lord.

Heaven and Earth rejoice over this bold decision.

He's now ' Peter ' in English language.
Please, accord him the respect. He is a new creation.

vibratingpenis:
I too left bucanneerism but I still greet my felow RBs, I just pray my life will bring them near to Jesus Christ.

You just pray your life ke?
Is it the life that I'm seeing here?
This one that your moniker is " vibratingp£nis " how dis your life want take bring them closer to Jesus Christ, when it's all about your preek and felshy desires? 😂

Be playing there nau.
And stop greeting your fellow RBS, especially not with the gang's handshake and other slangs. That way, they will see the supposed light in you, and maybe will also be moved to change. Remember that though your intentions may be good, but bad company corrupts good morals.

Be as wise as a serpent and gentle as a dove, sha.

" mercedes C-300 " hmmm, if it quacks like a dick, irris a duck.
Somebody sing, ' oh oh, yahoozei yaboozei!
...First thing na benz, benz, benz (×2) "

It's them again. He had to take a christian sister for his annual renewals.
God will judge, ooh.
🚶

Sonnobax15:

Make Israel rest abeg.

No matter what,no responsible mother would want to lose the custody of her child over to a father with a questionable character like Davido .

Imagine seeing your daughter being brought up in the midst of smokers,and cultists all in the name of letting her spend time with her father

Or seeing your daughter brought up in the midst of lezzbiyans (she seems bisexzual, just like many of her fellow mates are ), covert runs girls, party animals, and reprobates, all in the name of letting her spend time with her mother. She's already learning those traits, because kids learn from what they see and hear you do, not what you tell them to do, most of the time. The friends the mother keeps. The way she dresses and the kind of pictures she takes. Sophia isn't any better, let's call it as it is.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 🤷

AndikanEssien:
The compound will now be occupied by blood relatives. They should aim on how to remain one big happy family. No need for fights mbok

Eyen eka, hello Sir.
The name sounds familiar, I just saw you reading the thread on front page about the two Imo brothers.
Were you ever in Topfaith ?
I guess you're a diasporian. I would like to connect further for business talks .

emmalezy:
Neighbors expressed shock at the news, with one resident, Mama Nkechi, recalling: "We always wondered about Orindu. He was a hardworking man, and then he just vanished. The brothers said he went to Europe for better opportunities. Who would have thought something like this was hidden right under our noses?"
l

Lol, it's always " Mama Nkechi " in every story. Cliché. Or Mama Nneka.

Those boys were likely teenagers when they k££led their elder brother who was in his late 30s. Maybe an ambush was the method used, since he would have been physically stronger than these two boys at the time. Yeye juvenile delinquents. Maybe they were in a cult seff and he had caught them, so they off'd him as directed.

bravehost4u:
The discovery must have been guided by some supernatural intervention.

Immediately I read the story to the end I just concluded the same. It was definitely guided by some supernatural powers that were either consulted, or, the family relation who made the discovery was just acting on the spiritual impulses that the deceased was giving him, to locate where his corpse was buried.

The blood usually cries out for justice.

What do you expect from a charlatan who is a free ma son (not, ' free my son ')
Free+ma+son = ........ You, do the math.

Judgment will sha still begin from the church, as God intends it to be.

Irupetepete:
I will be specific..
Go to tipper garage area tanke ilorin, there is a place called agro villa close to tanke primary school...beside agro villa is a food canteen,at the front of the food canteen is a gated house with fence where students goes to fetch water..I remember vividly,I wanted to fetch but didn't come with my fetcher, the boy's instructions to the Muslim lady she borrowed his fetcher was" ma fin boda Christian yi o"..don't give this Christian broda...now, passing there every morning,the type of chant and hate doctrine against other religions is brain wrecking..

In Abuja, about three years ago, I once passed an islamiya close to some public schools, and heard the little muslim children between the ages of four to ten years old singing out, " I h∆te Jesus, I h∆te Jesus, he's my enemy , he's my enemy (2×)

I was shocked at first that they even knew the old popular christian ryhmes that children were taught back in the 90s. So , was this taught inside their Islamic school? I wonder.

Hmmm. Their hatred for christianity is deep-seated, ooh. Not all of them but at least, 98% of them.

I wonder why a vast majority of Nigerian men and a minority of our women are such lovers of these dizzgusting sachet alcoholic drinks.
Like... what's the taste that they enjoy it and subject their livers and mouths to such bitter, harsh semi-chemicals.?

Sachet alcoholic.... the drink for local and slightly local people.
How can I be buying what would cause me harm, little by little. Beats me.😄

In as far as this developing country is concerned, the husband chose to study nansense, and the wife chose to study something more useful and
flexible, employment-wise. This is Nigeria where accountancy is highly sorted after. She will be in coperate offices receiving air-conditioning daily, while on the job, whilst he will be hustling up and down with his bizz admin degree. That's if he gets employment with it soon. Life no [/[i]i]balance, comes to mind.
She's likely to now bag a job before the husband, and still be the one to take care of that family's needs. Lol.

What was he even thinking in the first place? With three children already for that matter. Ok ooh.

She's smarter than him. Lol.
Aybit not result to, " after all I've done for you "
" How much do you contribute to this household, eh, tell me?! "
Or,
" Janet, my husband is not a man, he doesn't take responsibility for us " 🤣🤌

Always let your wife look up to you. There's a reason why oo. Don't fall for the " I love him and see him as a work-in-progress kinda man ". All this na wash oo. 😁🤸🤸