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Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, actually I go like make you introduce me to dem

Hmmm... Well, I have one Nollywood director's telephone number. I also have Melvin's number. That light-skin actor. If you're actually serious about Nollywood and have the charisma and height.
I met them when they came to shoot in Abuja at various locations. They lodged in a hotel I have been to, and I was introduced to some of them by the director and took pictures.

Anyway, I'm just saying if you're really serious oo . Or, have someone who is serious for it.

After they'll be asking, ' why did the chicken lap cross the road ? "

Why won't it have crossed the road...duh! To save Kalulu44, of course. 😅

Something in this enjoyable narration caught my utmost attention, and reminded me of a bunch of thieves who belong in the current APC and pre-Jonathan administration's government. This is their modus operandi. Their slogan. 😁

The line in the story, which mirrors the slogan of these chronic embezzlers is, " ah, you should have told me we are one " " okay, your sins are now forgiven. Come to the winner's circle of the A fee Cee (APC) "

Thieves know themselves.
Corruption tuwales corruption. ✌️

yarimo:
Mr projects of kebbi state congratulations

He did well in Kebbi state sha.
He was governor that year when his two sons were in my school. Jalo! the funny cool guy, and Mahmoud, the barefoot football-loving player. 😂 Memories.
I remember when Mahmoud used Baba's money to fly from naija to UK where he was schooling, to throw a birthday bash. Lol, popsi heard of it and scolded him and the matter trended only around school circles.

Omo, e done tey since when some kids dey ball and enjoy money oh.
Those guys were humble and grounded, despite their daddy's position.

Freshandfitpod:
you sound like you are passing through a severe trauma, talk to me how can I help you? I hate to see you this way

Ignore that APC supporter. Direct your help towards me.
I hear you're into fashion, too. True?
You use snake skin leather for your pieces? You seem established already.

Wealthoptulent:
Normal 9ja babes life, na why we dey ASK THEM, "WHO BE YOUR FATHER", is in LEKKI as landlord or tenant as they are? they go to men house to shoot videos and pics, some even slept with dawg to afford to share apartment with 4 other ladies to fit afford their houses, [/b]i WEEP for the current GENZ both MEN & WOMEN are nothing to write about, [b]"SHORTTCUT" is all what they SEARCH for
many of them na fake life kpai dem...

Exactly! The emboldened texts are spot on! So true!
I know this and have seen this. I'm not joining the bandwagons to say, " it's their lives and bodies, yen yen yen "

atobs4real:
This life no balance at all. Imagine the way she exposed her Godly body. well not bad sha

You started well and ended badly.
Which is " not bad sha " ??
Are you afraid of being seen as judging the d£@d lady?

Call it what it is, jareh- that she was a wh*re when she was alive.
I am 101% sure she won't make it to heaven. To people like her, and men and women who secretly or publicly live the kind of life she led, my comment here would be viewed very painful and irritating. Am I bothered? Well, no, because, I'm only stating the obvious truth that nobody wants to state out.

Lesson for those of you who still remain alive. You could be next to go in a shámeful way. Just saying. 🤷🚶🚶

Diamond098454:
Too many consequences for married women while married men are busy enjoying themselves

For you to use the line, " busy enjoying themselves " already shows any intelligent person here that you are also like those men who do those extramarital affairs thingy.
What is the enjoyment there? Why is it even looked upon as ' enjoyment ' by you, or any sane person with morals?
Let me guess, because you and them lack morals, and wish you could " enjoy " your own share of the pie without consequences and judgment.

Mtshew. I pity most humans. 97% of them don't seem loyal and sexually disciplined. I may still not even get married, and, I Keep seeing more justified reasons to stay single and celibate.

Rubbish.

NotOfThisWorld:
Sexual purity is important. I'll be a virgin forever. Amen.

Yasss, girl! Please do.
When you feel it's time, for marriage, that is, reach out. Until then, purity it shall be. We shall not gratify the flesh over the spirit. ✌️

saphiere:
This guy scammed the young girl into marriage. Now his true identity is out. I fear who no fear men

hahaha. Lol
You Fuulîsh lady. 😅

Stop this joke, jareh.

Morenikeji090:
Not just only Nigeria you should say yoruba

SMH @ you.
🚶

Ah... When having a big derriere and curves as a woman didn't even matter. In and out of the nightclubs.

However, she still looks like a baddie of her era. See her facial expression. Hehe 😁
But she looks bubbly and lively, I can understand why Mohammed Ali would have been grabbing onto her waist the entire night at that club house.

Bad guy.
Bad girl...see dem

Today's ladies don't dress this way to nightclubs. It's all bathing suits, minis, or nude-birthday suit, or just skimpy revealing stuff. All to catch customers.

Oh well...
Memories.

Ghen! Ghen! Gehn!!!

I have logged in oooh! I have arrived! I will read! I will comment!
This news is sweet to my belly. Because, why not ? 🤷😌

Aye NBM local gangster leader was caught and dragged on the jew grounds like a nobody (actually, they are all nobodies, in the real sense of things) and his amigos couldn't show up and rescue him! I'm pretty sure many of them where in that same market keeping watch and " protecting " him. Lol. Yeah, right!
Aye members here in nairaland with the following tags to their usernames:
147, 0147, 77, 7, 47, blvck, bl∆ck , lordi, lord bla bla bla, how market?
Are you as great and invincible as your deluded heads collectively tell you all that you are? 😃🤷

See your Anambra zonal temple head being arrested like a weakling. I thought you all are freedom fighters? Go and fight for his freedom, please, and give us the video evidence of this. We would love to see.

Hypocrites and bunch of scared men and ladies ( their female cult wing ) who only rely on strength in numbers and running after executing a rival. Why run? Why do it as a surprise attack? Why not meet like gladiators of the ancient world in an open place and hatch things out like bold men and women with your rivals?

Di$guzting lots. When I become president, by His grace, I will unveil my grand agenda to flush all you cults from this country. It will be so brutal that all previous African dictators will look like child's play compared to what I would do. The only difference is that I will have the backing of God to do it, and so, will be unstoppable. The world will hear of what I'm doing. I won't be moved. Spiritually installed to deal with people like you.

Can't wait.
* A very evil but good grin on my face *

Goodmarlian:
All these ones no fit do without sex for one week, either a man's dicckk or she is a lesbian

The latter - she is a lezbo.
And yes, weekly things of the flesh , is their desire. They can't stay without it.

Felalucky8:
She be lesbian
Who no go no know

YOU ARE THE ONLY COMMENTER WHO SAID THE TRUTH . THE MOST SENSIBLE COMMENT ON HERE. SO FAR.

I know some girls like her, they abhor men and love women only, and in the romantic and sexual way. They just can't stand men. They wish it wasn't men in control of most of the resources and industries on earth.

Well, what can I say? Let her just be ready to defend her orientation when she meets her creator after d***h. Na there the real explaining will take place:
" No Sir, I mean...no, God... my lord..., oh, I mean, Pls daddy... My Father, I am very sorry...I thought that... No, it was the devil who deceived me to think that... "

And the Shalaye will continue till she is told to , " Be silent! " I know you not. Depart from me, oh your worker of iniquity.
" Noooooooooooooooo " she yelled out, as an angel whisked her away, to be thrown into the other side of the divine divide. 😁

Samantha125:
Ok.

Ok, too.🤷. When they can't deny the glaring truth.. they settle for " k or ok or kk "
✌️😜

Satisfied. I am.

Lalas247:
May their hustle flourish. As long as it is legal and no one is getting hurt .make dem advertise

Mtshewww. Just imagine.
SMH. Even the few ' f ' members we thought had seπse, actually do not have it. 🤷

Prettychild:
And the foolish men keep falling for them and bringing disrespect to their wives

The " fuulish men " 🤣
Lol, I see your emotions got stirred up.
How about the side-h0es , are they 4uulish, as well ?
How come you didn't express such strong emotions at them, too ?🙂
It's obvious why.

But, let's leave it at that. 😁

Samantha125:
Your pidgin is stressing me out early in the morning...😭😭😭... I gave up reading along the way.

Lol, your deflection tactic is very obvious and glaring for only intelligent people here to notice. It was spotted immediately.
Answer his question, rather than gas light him using tactic. You seem to not have had what to use to refute his last claim, so you took the easy way out.

Well played, Samantha.

Lack of accountability, as usual. Tsk tsk. 😄

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Have the qualifications and skillset.

Thank you. Best wishes.

TOPCRUISE:
He pleads guilty then he gets at least 5 years. If he pleads not guilty he gets 20 years plus. So why must he prove strong head by pleading not guilty. (Only greed I suppose )

[b]The court proceedings will be an avenue to impress his business application strategy by pleading guilty where he will be sentenced to probably 5 years. Thereafter he will be released to enjoy the remaining proceeds [/b]and welcomed in Nigeria like the celebrated thief James Ibori

And just like it was yesterday, when you made this prophetic declaration. It has come to pass now. 😄

You're insightful, Sir.
I suppose send you my aza seff for this your intelligence.

RecentHistory:
Check well. No surprise from both teams upon the loss. Senegalese didn't rejoice, Morrocans didn't express disappointment.

See ehn, if Senegal wins this, there will be in-fighting within the Morrocan team. Then, we will hear the full story of what went down. happened

Mr CONSPIRACY THEORIST

Nawa oh

Samantha125:
Dressing responsibly doesn't mean you'll act responsibly.

How won't you know, when you are self-experienced on this.
Thank God you know yourself.

I know you don't like the new policy on female dressings. Your words give you away, seff.

Lumig:
I noticed majority of the female gender don't have shame.
Very shameless gender

yup...I've been saying this same thing to myself for a while now.

mtshew! yarns!

Diamond098454:
but I'm loyal

Countersam:
Many of you, your girlfriends are presently in my village Abiriba for Xmas. I don't know why we attract cheating hoes from most Eastern states.

Xmas and valentine are trying periods in xships.
Girls of nowadays follow the money.

sad reality! haha

Lol, my mind sha...why evils!
I'm here just thinking about the number of ladies who have read this entire post including the comments from men, and feeling guilty about being exactly the type of ladies who give it to men on the very first date/ meeting.
When they were younger and wilder. Or, maybe even at their present age.🤣😭
If they could only reverse the hands of time but nah... You did what you wanted to do, period! You had no rules , nor did you have any d!gnity, just face it and don't sit there with your phone reading the thread and thinking of excuses to give yourself, in order to feel better about doing all the OP listed on the very first date with a guy or guys. Especially the sexual aspects. 😏😅

True. Very true.
I'm enjoy the confessions and personal experiences of the other men on here. Some made me laugh out, as I sit here by the stream with my Bluetooth speaker, jamming up.

Where are the comments of the ladies ? Lol, y'all shy or feeling embarrassed at the topic and the stories of men who have decoded your antics? Hehe.

I've touched girls on the first meet (won't even call it a date ), Americans (2 girls ) Nigerians (too numerous to count) Chinese (about three) ... If a girl or lady is into you, she will give you access and she will desire you upon meeting you for the first time seff.

Lol. That's just a tactic our ladies and girls use to mentally and psychologically MANIPULATE us who are men, into feeling less , in order to feel sad about not giving them freebies. They want you to fund their needs without them doing it for themselves. They get angry and resort to lashing out at us with the " broke boy " term.
Never let them manipulate you into being a " mumu " for them. 🤣