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Also containers ( 40ft ) Export grade. Still here in Port Harcourt.

My own contribution to this awkward and controversial article posted is that;
1: There's no smoke without fire.
2: In 90% of every rumour that is of less common occurrences, there is usually an atom of truth embedded in such rumours.

It couldn't have just sprung up from thin air, if such organ trading had never taken place in reality. There must have been a history of such happening. An antecedent that was recorded.

No wonder, I've seen older videos of terr()rists in Benue state cutting off the joysticks of their victims after having executed them, just before dumping their bodies into a dug pit.
The joystick is not merely to prepare fetish charms, as they wanted us to only believe. It may well be sold to some Alhaji with connection to wealthy Chinese buyers.
Sick world we live in.

This may also be a conspiracy theory, so don't take my entire words for it.
Then again, it may well be happening.

Stay safe out there and protect your joy givers, my brothers. Your joystick is your passport to a joyous life. ✌️

TimiofAbuja:
What's is joystick in this context please
I'm curious

" Joy Stick "
Defined as a stick that has " joy " as a natural attribute of the owner of the joystick.

OR,

A stick that brings " joy " to a secondary host. Iykyk.
Depending on the gender experiencing the joy at a particular moment in time.

Further elucidation:

Joy stick possesses joy for him.

Joy stick brings joy to her.

Ko ba ha ka ba?🤷

Tsankyu

Going for 6 millon naira.
Location: Abuja
Automatic transmission
AC working, nothing to repair. Just buy and drive.
Quote if interested. Email attached is not available.
Video of the interior and exterior are available on WhatsApp.

Modified: Sold by my friend yesterday.

dominique:
Awon my children will look for me when they're grown up, shey una dey see how e dey go?

The old man should spare us the sob stories jare. What efforts did he make over the years to reach out to his boys? 2008 was not that far away, there were telephones, emails and travel within European countries us very convenient. How many times did he go and check up on them? If he wanted to, he would have found a way.

Calvin was 8 when his parents separated, the dad thinks him and his brothers didn't understand what was going on leading to the separation? Children observe and understand more than you give them credit for. Besides why is it only Calvin he's running after, are Mathew and Mathias not also his sons?

Whenever a man says him and his wife separated over marital issues without deep-diving into what the wife did, just know that he's 101% at fault.

Shallow and dáft can conclusion.
Just like that??
Once again, you give off this notion that...

Ajalekoko76:
No b Perez I dey see so 😁

Anyway, Jesus is Lord.

Heaven and Earth rejoice over this bold decision.

He's now ' Peter ' in English language.
Please, accord him the respect. He is a new creation.

vibratingpenis:
I too left bucanneerism but I still greet my felow RBs, I just pray my life will bring them near to Jesus Christ.

You just pray your life ke?
Is it the life that I'm seeing here?
This one that your moniker is " vibratingp£nis " how dis your life want take bring them closer to Jesus Christ, when it's all about your preek and felshy desires? 😂

Be playing there nau.
And stop greeting your fellow RBS, especially not with the gang's handshake and other slangs. That way, they will see the supposed light in you, and maybe will also be moved to change. Remember that though your intentions may be good, but bad company corrupts good morals.

Be as wise as a serpent and gentle as a dove, sha.

" mercedes C-300 " hmmm, if it quacks like a dick, irris a duck.
Somebody sing, ' oh oh, yahoozei yaboozei!
...First thing na benz, benz, benz (×2) "

It's them again. He had to take a christian sister for his annual renewals.
God will judge, ooh.
🚶

Sonnobax15:

Make Israel rest abeg.

No matter what,no responsible mother would want to lose the custody of her child over to a father with a questionable character like Davido .

Imagine seeing your daughter being brought up in the midst of smokers,and cultists all in the name of letting her spend time with her father

Or seeing your daughter brought up in the midst of lezzbiyans (she seems bisexzual, just like many of her fellow mates are ), covert runs girls, party animals, and reprobates, all in the name of letting her spend time with her mother. She's already learning those traits, because kids learn from what they see and hear you do, not what you tell them to do, most of the time. The friends the mother keeps. The way she dresses and the kind of pictures she takes. Sophia isn't any better, let's call it as it is.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 🤷

AndikanEssien:
The compound will now be occupied by blood relatives. They should aim on how to remain one big happy family. No need for fights mbok

Eyen eka, hello Sir.
The name sounds familiar, I just saw you reading the thread on front page about the two Imo brothers.
Were you ever in Topfaith ?
I guess you're a diasporian. I would like to connect further for business talks .

emmalezy:
Neighbors expressed shock at the news, with one resident, Mama Nkechi, recalling: "We always wondered about Orindu. He was a hardworking man, and then he just vanished. The brothers said he went to Europe for better opportunities. Who would have thought something like this was hidden right under our noses?"
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Lol, it's always " Mama Nkechi " in every story. Cliché. Or Mama Nneka.

Those boys were likely teenagers when they k££led their elder brother who was in his late 30s. Maybe an ambush was the method used, since he would have been physically stronger than these two boys at the time. Yeye juvenile delinquents. Maybe they were in a cult seff and he had caught them, so they off'd him as directed.

bravehost4u:
The discovery must have been guided by some supernatural intervention.

Immediately I read the story to the end I just concluded the same. It was definitely guided by some supernatural powers that were either consulted, or, the family relation who made the discovery was just acting on the spiritual impulses that the deceased was giving him, to locate where his corpse was buried.

The blood usually cries out for justice.

What do you expect from a charlatan who is a free ma son (not, ' free my son ')
Free+ma+son = ........ You, do the math.

Judgment will sha still begin from the church, as God intends it to be.

Irupetepete:
I will be specific..
Go to tipper garage area tanke ilorin, there is a place called agro villa close to tanke primary school...beside agro villa is a food canteen,at the front of the food canteen is a gated house with fence where students goes to fetch water..I remember vividly,I wanted to fetch but didn't come with my fetcher, the boy's instructions to the Muslim lady she borrowed his fetcher was" ma fin boda Christian yi o"..don't give this Christian broda...now, passing there every morning,the type of chant and hate doctrine against other religions is brain wrecking..

In Abuja, about three years ago, I once passed an islamiya close to some public schools, and heard the little muslim children between the ages of four to ten years old singing out, " I h∆te Jesus, I h∆te Jesus, he's my enemy , he's my enemy (2×)

I was shocked at first that they even knew the old popular christian ryhmes that children were taught back in the 90s. So , was this taught inside their Islamic school? I wonder.

Hmmm. Their hatred for christianity is deep-seated, ooh. Not all of them but at least, 98% of them.

I wonder why a vast majority of Nigerian men and a minority of our women are such lovers of these dizzgusting sachet alcoholic drinks.
Like... what's the taste that they enjoy it and subject their livers and mouths to such bitter, harsh semi-chemicals.?

Sachet alcoholic.... the drink for local and slightly local people.
How can I be buying what would cause me harm, little by little. Beats me.😄

In as far as this developing country is concerned, the husband chose to study nansense, and the wife chose to study something more useful and
flexible, employment-wise. This is Nigeria where accountancy is highly sorted after. She will be in coperate offices receiving air-conditioning daily, while on the job, whilst he will be hustling up and down with his bizz admin degree. That's if he gets employment with it soon. Life no [/[i]i]balance, comes to mind.
She's likely to now bag a job before the husband, and still be the one to take care of that family's needs. Lol.

What was he even thinking in the first place? With three children already for that matter. Ok ooh.

She's smarter than him. Lol.
Aybit not result to, " after all I've done for you "
" How much do you contribute to this household, eh, tell me?! "
Or,
" Janet, my husband is not a man, he doesn't take responsibility for us " 🤣🤌

Always let your wife look up to you. There's a reason why oo. Don't fall for the " I love him and see him as a work-in-progress kinda man ". All this na wash oo. 😁🤸🤸

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, actually I go like make you introduce me to dem

Hmmm... Well, I have one Nollywood director's telephone number. I also have Melvin's number. That light-skin actor. If you're actually serious about Nollywood and have the charisma and height.
I met them when they came to shoot in Abuja at various locations. They lodged in a hotel I have been to, and I was introduced to some of them by the director and took pictures.

Anyway, I'm just saying if you're really serious oo . Or, have someone who is serious for it.

After they'll be asking, ' why did the chicken lap cross the road ? "

Why won't it have crossed the road...duh! To save Kalulu44, of course. 😅

Something in this enjoyable narration caught my utmost attention, and reminded me of a bunch of thieves who belong in the current APC and pre-Jonathan administration's government. This is their modus operandi. Their slogan. 😁

The line in the story, which mirrors the slogan of these chronic embezzlers is, " ah, you should have told me we are one " " okay, your sins are now forgiven. Come to the winner's circle of the A fee Cee (APC) "

Thieves know themselves.
Corruption tuwales corruption. ✌️

yarimo:
Mr projects of kebbi state congratulations

He did well in Kebbi state sha.
He was governor that year when his two sons were in my school. Jalo! the funny cool guy, and Mahmoud, the barefoot football-loving player. 😂 Memories.
I remember when Mahmoud used Baba's money to fly from naija to UK where he was schooling, to throw a birthday bash. Lol, popsi heard of it and scolded him and the matter trended only around school circles.

Omo, e done tey since when some kids dey ball and enjoy money oh.
Those guys were humble and grounded, despite their daddy's position.

Freshandfitpod:
you sound like you are passing through a severe trauma, talk to me how can I help you? I hate to see you this way

Ignore that APC supporter. Direct your help towards me.
I hear you're into fashion, too. True?
You use snake skin leather for your pieces? You seem established already.

Wealthoptulent:
Normal 9ja babes life, na why we dey ASK THEM, "WHO BE YOUR FATHER", is in LEKKI as landlord or tenant as they are? they go to men house to shoot videos and pics, some even slept with dawg to afford to share apartment with 4 other ladies to fit afford their houses, [/b]i WEEP for the current GENZ both MEN & WOMEN are nothing to write about, [b]"SHORTTCUT" is all what they SEARCH for
many of them na fake life kpai dem...

Exactly! The emboldened texts are spot on! So true!
I know this and have seen this. I'm not joining the bandwagons to say, " it's their lives and bodies, yen yen yen "

atobs4real:
This life no balance at all. Imagine the way she exposed her Godly body. well not bad sha

You started well and ended badly.
Which is " not bad sha " ??
Are you afraid of being seen as judging the d£@d lady?

Call it what it is, jareh- that she was a wh*re when she was alive.
I am 101% sure she won't make it to heaven. To people like her, and men and women who secretly or publicly live the kind of life she led, my comment here would be viewed very painful and irritating. Am I bothered? Well, no, because, I'm only stating the obvious truth that nobody wants to state out.

Lesson for those of you who still remain alive. You could be next to go in a shámeful way. Just saying. 🤷🚶🚶

Diamond098454:
Too many consequences for married women while married men are busy enjoying themselves

For you to use the line, " busy enjoying themselves " already shows any intelligent person here that you are also like those men who do those extramarital affairs thingy.
What is the enjoyment there? Why is it even looked upon as ' enjoyment ' by you, or any sane person with morals?
Let me guess, because you and them lack morals, and wish you could " enjoy " your own share of the pie without consequences and judgment.

Mtshew. I pity most humans. 97% of them don't seem loyal and sexually disciplined. I may still not even get married, and, I Keep seeing more justified reasons to stay single and celibate.

Rubbish.

NotOfThisWorld:
Sexual purity is important. I'll be a virgin forever. Amen.

Yasss, girl! Please do.
When you feel it's time, for marriage, that is, reach out. Until then, purity it shall be. We shall not gratify the flesh over the spirit. ✌️

saphiere:
This guy scammed the young girl into marriage. Now his true identity is out. I fear who no fear men

hahaha. Lol
You Fuulîsh lady. 😅

Stop this joke, jareh.

Morenikeji090:
Not just only Nigeria you should say yoruba

SMH @ you.
🚶

Ah... When having a big derriere and curves as a woman didn't even matter. In and out of the nightclubs.

However, she still looks like a baddie of her era. See her facial expression. Hehe 😁
But she looks bubbly and lively, I can understand why Mohammed Ali would have been grabbing onto her waist the entire night at that club house.

Bad guy.
Bad girl...see dem

Today's ladies don't dress this way to nightclubs. It's all bathing suits, minis, or nude-birthday suit, or just skimpy revealing stuff. All to catch customers.

Oh well...
Memories.

Ghen! Ghen! Gehn!!!

I have logged in oooh! I have arrived! I will read! I will comment!
This news is sweet to my belly. Because, why not ? 🤷😌

Aye NBM local gangster leader was caught and dragged on the jew grounds like a nobody (actually, they are all nobodies, in the real sense of things) and his amigos couldn't show up and rescue him! I'm pretty sure many of them where in that same market keeping watch and " protecting " him. Lol. Yeah, right!
Aye members here in nairaland with the following tags to their usernames:
147, 0147, 77, 7, 47, blvck, bl∆ck , lordi, lord bla bla bla, how market?
Are you as great and invincible as your deluded heads collectively tell you all that you are? 😃🤷

See your Anambra zonal temple head being arrested like a weakling. I thought you all are freedom fighters? Go and fight for his freedom, please, and give us the video evidence of this. We would love to see.

Hypocrites and bunch of scared men and ladies ( their female cult wing ) who only rely on strength in numbers and running after executing a rival. Why run? Why do it as a surprise attack? Why not meet like gladiators of the ancient world in an open place and hatch things out like bold men and women with your rivals?

Di$guzting lots. When I become president, by His grace, I will unveil my grand agenda to flush all you cults from this country. It will be so brutal that all previous African dictators will look like child's play compared to what I would do. The only difference is that I will have the backing of God to do it, and so, will be unstoppable. The world will hear of what I'm doing. I won't be moved. Spiritually installed to deal with people like you.

Can't wait.
* A very evil but good grin on my face *

Goodmarlian:
All these ones no fit do without sex for one week, either a man's dicckk or she is a lesbian

The latter - she is a lezbo.
And yes, weekly things of the flesh , is their desire. They can't stay without it.

Felalucky8:
She be lesbian
Who no go no know

YOU ARE THE ONLY COMMENTER WHO SAID THE TRUTH . THE MOST SENSIBLE COMMENT ON HERE. SO FAR.

I know some girls like her, they abhor men and love women only, and in the romantic and sexual way. They just can't stand men. They wish it wasn't men in control of most of the resources and industries on earth.

Well, what can I say? Let her just be ready to defend her orientation when she meets her creator after d***h. Na there the real explaining will take place:
" No Sir, I mean...no, God... my lord..., oh, I mean, Pls daddy... My Father, I am very sorry...I thought that... No, it was the devil who deceived me to think that... "

And the Shalaye will continue till she is told to , " Be silent! " I know you not. Depart from me, oh your worker of iniquity.
" Noooooooooooooooo " she yelled out, as an angel whisked her away, to be thrown into the other side of the divine divide. 😁