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17. When you finish and your mother comes to complain that you didn’t dry the sink well.



(Hey God!)

16. Mother: “Why didn’t you wash the pot?”


(the ultimate excuse)

15. You, acting like you didn’t see that dirty pot on the cooker.

(i've tried abeg)

14. When your mother is doing the dishes and you try to add your own.


(sorry ma)

13. When you’re almost done and someone drops another plate in the sink


(are u not wicked?)

12. When you break a plate while doing the dishes.

(its all over)

11. When you tell your mother that dish-washing liquid has finished and she just pours water inside.


(if u can wash well with diluted morning fresh, u can do anything)

10. When your parents make you do the dishes at someone else’s house.

(so am now house-help for rent)

9. How the sink looks when you’re not around:

(be waiting for me oh)

8. You, after washing plates with dried eba stains on them:


(the struggle is too real)

7. The STRUGGLE of washing stew out of this: (d absolute worst)

6. When you’re doing the dishes and your mother starts complaining that you’re wasting water.
(ok, should i use my saliva?)

5. When you’re already standing by the sink with a sponge and your mum says “remember to wash those plates.”
(u'll be like 'do u think i want to eat the sponge?)

4. Your parents, when you go to sleep with dishes still in the sink:


(u'll be like you people should chill small na)

3. When your mother uses all the pots in the kitchen to cook one meal.

(is it because you are not the one washing abi?)

2. When your mum shouts at you for not doing the dishes, and you go to the sink and see:

(are u kidding me?)

1. When you leave small food in the pot so you don’t have to wash it.






(no time abeg)

ok

Mourinho, helping clubs pay players pension since 1408.....,from Essien (at Madrid), to Etoo (at Chelsea), to Drogba (2nd stinct at chelsea), to Falcao (at Chelsea) and now Ibrahimovic (at Man Utd).

Mediapace:
No 9ja station?

Clapperboard and MBI dey show am

in addition to d above reply, i'll also burn my sister's own, burn my brother's own then go ahead to burn my school senate cos money is involved.

funny

Once she is comfortable in it, who am i to complain. By d way i think d world (Nigeria to be precise) would be a better place if we start minding our business, and to even think that someone had to snap her is kinda annoying.

Bluette:
If she's holding d key to ur breakthrough and u av no spare key. Pls don't quote me.

what if i quote u?
key kor, padlock ni

Berlyn:
i can only imagine myself putting it on in d bedroom with lala

ds ur obsession with lala get as e b o.....anyway gud luck to u in ur quest for lala

sexybaby22:
bigot!! everyone knows its igbo girls that are muscular and hairy. oponu.

I'll advice u don't waste ur precious time answering that flat headed ipad.... by d way, d person in dt dress is obviously a man. Its just too glaring.

nice one

cococandy:
Damn.
Okay I'm going to take a nap now and sleep away the image from my mind.

lol

cococandy:
Gosh I love party rice. The flavor is unique.

I don't know if I'll have time for pounded yam and those other heavy foods. But heck I might try it as well. Who cares if I put on 5 pounds on that day alone
What's efo elese merin?

'efo elese merin' means vegetable that contains meat, fish, 'ponmo',chopped meat, cray fish etc...

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Mohammed(SAW) is the seal of prophets, says the Quran.