₦airaland Forum

Investbrooker:
So when will inec begin announcing the results?
Anybody knows?

6 pm today on NTA

In #Abuja : At the presidential villa, INEC is currently recounting election results, after Atiku Abubakar of the PDP led the incumbent President Muhammadu Buhari of the APC by 17 votes. PDP: 1,030 APC: 1,013

RESULT In Edo: Polling Unit 5, Ward 10, Ujeme Presidential election result
APC: 94
PDP: 154
RESULT In Akwa Ibom: Ukana West Ward 2 Unit 9, Akwa Ibom. Presidential election
APC: 1,553
PDP: 11
RESULT In Osun: St Gabriel Primary Schooll PU 003, Ife east LGA. Presidential election result
APC: 112
PDP: 76
RESULT In Ogun: Odeda Local Govt. Obantoko Ward 7 results Presidential election results Ilugun 1 Unit
APC: 133
PDP: 34

Indispensable85:
Haba. ... is that not Bayelsa I'm seeing? Apc still dey win any polling unit 4 Bayelsa? SS May no longer be Pdp strong hold .

Honestly APC seems to be doing ok in the SS so far.

RESULT In Lagos: Ward 027, polling unit 3, Eti-Osa LGA Presidential election result PDP: 115 APC: 111
In Edo: Western Boys High School, Oregbeni, RA 02, Ikpoba Okha LGA, PU 19 Presidential Election APC: 72 PDP: 148
RESULT In Nasarawa: PU 00 kofa Alkali Magajo, Oki ward, Keana LGA President election result
APC:126
PDP:13
In Yobe: Sabon Layi Pri, School 012 C, Potiskum LGA, Bolewa B Yobe South Senatorial District Presidential election result APC: 167
PDP: 5
Courtesy The Cable

In Yobe: PU 011A: Sabon Layi Pri, School, Potiskum LGA Presidential election result APC: 285
PDP: 6
RESULT In Bayelsa: Brass Constituency 2; Ward 4, Unit 7 Okpoama. Presidential election result
APC: 119
PDP: 46
.@realFFK the PDP has delivered his ward for Atiku Abubakar. Okerewe Ward 1 (AUD Grammar School) Ife East LGA Presidential election results
APC: 282
PDP: 357
Irepodun LGA of Kwara State. Presidential election
APC: 182
PDP: 44

omonaijiria:
El-Rufai looses polling unit


Anguwan Sarki

PDP 706 APC 23.

This is misinformation. This is the real result courtesy the cable.
@elrufai WINS POLLING UNIT In Kaduna: APC gets 371 votes in PU 024, Runka/ Marnona, where Nasir el- Rufai, governor of Kaduna, voted against PDP's 44 votes.
#NigeriaDecides2019 #ElectionDay

NO VOTE FOR ATIKU In Edo: No vote cast for Atiku in PU 01, Ward 10, Iramoh where Adams Oshiomole, APC chairman, voted Presidential election result APC: 775 PDP: 0 #NigeriaDecides2019
#ElectionDay
hahahahahaha.....This Oshiomole na Jagaban. O rig e pa.

Zanku Kor, Banku ni

.Spell Chelsea;
EPL 1-0 ehn ehn
2-0 ehn ehn
3-0 ehn ehn
4-0 ehn ehn
Chelsea

Let me pitch my tent here incase it gets to front page

lmao. So hilarious. Keep it up.

:Dmake she just die now.but she still be my best musician till now

I saw this on Facebook this morning so I decided to bring it here to seek the opinions of nairalanders.

ITALIAN RELATIONSHIP
1 st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigerian Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, i'm not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is faulty. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "Where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
30th day= Jail
NIGERIA GIRLS, WICKED LIVING THINGS. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

.....and then there was X.

Asshurbanipal:
CBN is not an arm of the government

Have you forgotten that your hero, Jonathan once suspended a certain Justice Ayomide Salami in 2011. Please which arm of government was he then?

rexlims:
I see so many pro APC comparing suspension of d cjn and that of cbn governor.
I will ask a question and I want honest answers.
Who does d cbn governor report to? And who does d cjn report to?
Let us thinks critically and stop playing politics with everything.
Time will definitely tell and I pray when it does we will not be victims of miscarriage of justice.

Justice Ayo Salami that Jonathan controversially removed in 2011, Please which arm of government is he and who does he report to?

Educative and informative post like this will never appear on front page. Instead it is the useless and stupid celebrity news that add nothing to our knowledge that will be found there. Nice one op. Thumbs up

Slynation:
Are just de pity Chelsea FC shaaah....
If Gonzalo Higuian fit troway Messi assists...
wetin una think say e go do Hazard own??
Na to de gbalum ball dash fans naw...

Exactly what I have been telling people around me. Higuain is the sole reason Messi didn't win the world cup. He missed chances at Madrid that they had to sell him. The same thing Juve later did. With the high tempo in the EPL, I doubt if he will perform. But I hope he prove me wrong though.

May the best candidate win.

Cyoung4real:
SikiRAT
KudiRAT
AmiRAT
etc

These are Arabic/Islamic names not Yoruba names. Be guided.

Cesc Fabregas may no longer be a Chelsea player, but he has aimed a parting shot to former teammate Alvaro Morata that may have kicked off 2019's first social media craze.
If you are one of the many people who are trying to cut meat and dairy out of your diet for "Veganuary," or just bristle at the sight of food being wasted, best look away now.
At some point during a standard day at training, Morata obviously took Fabregas aside and told him about his theory that an egg won't break if it lands on grass, no matter how far or high you throw it.
This led to Fabregas -- who joined Monaco last week -- openly mocking his Spanish cohort on Instagram while singularly disproving the Egg Theory.
However, Morata refused to let it lie and, along with his wife, Alice Campello, proceeded to send Fabregas several videos of their theory in action.
Standing on his veranda at home, the striker hurls three eggs onto his lawn without any of them breaking.
"Cesc, I'm sorry if you put a trick on a hard pitch in the training ground with half artificial grass," Morata wrote in the accompanying caption, with teammate Davide Zappacosta on hand to adjudicate.
"Come to my home and try it on natural grass! Thank God there are witnesses. Here is my proof."
Campello then followed up by sharing several of her own videos, in which she began by taking fresh eggs from the fridge to disprove Fabregas' conspiracy that she and Morata were using hard-boiled.
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"Hard boiled? I will show you that it's not like that. One second, I'll show you," Campello says as she takes one out of the fridge.
She proceeds to throw the egg down at the ground only for none of them so much as crack.
"Look, I'm even throwing it down hard.
"Now, I'm going to take the same egg to somewhere that isn't grass and let's see if it breaks. We'll identify it with this [points to dark marking on egg,] okay?
"Okay, it's still the same egg: now I'll try to break it here..."
She then throws the same marked egg onto the concrete path at which point it predictably bursts open with a yolky, yellow splat, before recreating her husband's own experiment.
With her theory proven (well, sort of), Alice rounds off the post by jokingly admitting that the gardener was watching her the whole time and now thinks she is a psychopath.
Given the evidence presented here, he might not be entirely wrong.
http://www.espn.com/soccer/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/3751902/fabregas-and-morata-row-over-whether-eggs-crack-on-grass-for-some-reason?device=featurephone

The only punching I know is from Funaab. Reminds me of Funaab girls and Deuces. Still on my phone though.

Shuku0kukobambi:
You see why you shouldn't dabble into discussions like these? you're too unintelligent to understand anything about it.

What have they being doing since if not dialogue? NLC has said 30k is the lowest they can go from their initial of 56K which serves as their benchmark. So will he use juju to convince them to take what the governors are offering?

Will you support Buhari to force them to accept 22.5K or you'll applaud Obi if he does that?

Bro, thsee people will never understand your point cos hate and sentiment has clouded their sense of reasoning.

eaddyboy:
You've said it all bro. your last paragraph came to my mind yesterday night too as i was pondering..It's all Scam but how they get our contact and factual details really marvels me

That's exactly the same thing I've not been able to wrap my head around. Where they get the contacts, only God can tell.

Bro, its pure SCAM. Don't, i repeat Don't send him any money. Something of such happened to me some months ago after my pop from NYSC. A guy called me on phone claiming to be a friend of mine in NYSC(he knew my name, my NYSC reg. no, my platoon no also) that he has gotten a job at an oil company through his sister's husband who had three slot to employ anybody from his end. He said that is the reason he called me if I had interest in the job. All through the conversation I was't convinced cos I don't know him in NYSC but I smelled and confirm Scam immediately he said he would give me someone else number so I can speak with the person.
The question you should ask yourself is doesn't he have any close relative to give the job? Why a distant friend? By then you will know its all a scam.

Bunch of selfish people. One would think they are actually fighting for the student interest but otherwise is the case

What is he doing with a toy gun in the first place? Is he a kid? Misplaced priority.

[quote author= post=74002928]YOU STILL REMAIN THE BEST COACH IN THE WORLD....
THE SPECIAL ONE and the ONLY ONE!

#RESPECT

.............Coming from the BLUES
Family! [/quote]Point of correction "SPECIAL ONCE"

I don't know the problem with Nigerians, they never learn from past experience. This is the same Abule Egba where pipeline explosion led to the lost of lives and properties in Dec 26, 2006. Those that did the bunkering are long gone but instead of the people to report to the appropriate agency when they knew of this, but the Nigerian mentality (greed) only sees the free access to petrol which leads to the lost of lives and properties. SMH

I've actually heard and watch the guy comment and I think he didn't throw the skin with racist intention. I might be wrong though. COYG

Man utd is not doing bad in the game so far. Dont know why Mourinho decided to go on the defensive against City.