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Let me pitch my tent here. Hating for life. Though I hate to say this but I want Chelsea to win in order to spoil Man City unbeaten run. Though I doubt they can.

I think we should win the first half in this. Or probably win both halves. COYG

Let me take a back seat and watch my darling Gunners do the usual. 21 unbeaten loading COYG

TreasureJunky:
Considering #3, Buhari must be a very poor man,, even though he's a president.. He's very poor when it comes to creating wealth.. No wonder his cattle doesn't grow more than 150, year in year out

Poor man. Always blaming people instead of taking responsibility. Smh

The poor are on nairaland booking space upandan with meaningless comments and making chidish jabs while the rich reads meaningful comments and move on.

This is from the Jelili movie by Femi Adebayo.

Mustafi issa goooalll. GOYG

Goooooooaaaaaaaaaaslllll

We are the Gunners. COYG

We are the GUNNERS. COYG

That no 8. though, reminds me of my nysc days at Edo state, Ikhin to be precise where okada riders ride in the night using torchlight or phone torch as full light. Those guys are just crazy.

First time doing business with him and he didnt disappoint. I transfered to him, he called to confirm the name and he sent me the data immediately (all this within a minute). #Genuine.

Both team to loose.

Informative and educative at thesame time. Thanks op for the enlightenment. Thumbs up

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Iblad0994:
They should try to say Osinbajo is hassan from Palestine. Since Buhari is already jubrin.

The Southwest will be able to vote PDP like that.

God bless Buhari
God bless Osinbajo
God bless Nigeria

This post got me LOLing.....Abeg i cannot comman laugh away. Hassan indeed

What about "Bones" by Snoop Dog

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Saggitarius forever

Bluesearoll:
Please nairalanders living in ibadan.... I want to know where i can get farm irrigation equipments?... And which market can i get plastic rubber?

Just go sraight you will see a turning by your left, pass there and you will see what you are looking for. That turning is called Yaba. Dont thank me later.

Holatunde111:
I was relaxing in my room last night when my
neighbour
started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "
I ran to her room with a strong wood in my
hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very
big
snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined
me. We all started shouting, "Today is the
end of your
life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero
that
night so,
I first ran and locked the door with key so that
the snake will not escape
As I returned I first of all ran to the snake to hit it
with my wood. It turned and faced us with a
red
eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should
hit
the snake at once which we all agreed. I
started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then,
Peeeeeeeem! NEPA took d
light, . We all started screaming in the dark
because
the door was closed so, no way to
run outside and the snake was inside the
room.
We nearly killed ourselves. If someone
touches
me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking
that it was the snake. If I touched someone
too, I will receive a strong beating.
To cut the long story short,
As am talking to you
now... We all are in the hospital because we

injured ourselves with the wood instead of
the
snake. I have stopped helping people.
you cannot come and kill me
I mean I cannot go n kill myself
As in, we cannot go n kill myself

hahahaahhahahah.......Mo fo ooooo.So funnny.

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feeling nostalgic

We are Funabites......... Please what is Eksu? sounds like one of Ogunde's movies.

nho4:
Sorry to say young man but obviously you are a fool....same thing goes to any young man out there undergoing emotional trauma all in the name of keeping a girlfriend.

To hell with ladies and those dating them.
Why must you subject yourself to such emotional agony just because of a mere lady you are senior to with almost 6 years and you are here crying like a sissy.

I will never encourage my worse enemy to go into what you guys call girlfriend relationship that turns men into puppets.

Dating is a way of placing yourself under emotional slavery. Your Heart and mind keep bleeding at all time and before you realizes what is going on you will start battling with one health issue or the other all because of nothing.

Look at the rate at which our men are dying and the cause is directly and indirectly due to the fact that they want to please women and that is why women have taken advantage of us.
Women should be the one begging us to date them and not the other way round.

I once dated a lady who thought she was doing me a favour for dating me...the moment I realised it, I simply placed her where she belonged by severing myself from her.... When she realized it, she was now the one forcing herself on me and she was trying to get me back but it was too late for her because my mind was already made up to be single and happy....that was the best decision I ever made in my life and I never regretted it till this moment.



Men have become almost nothing in the hands of women and yet vast majority of our young men are thronging in the wrong direction all in the name of love that doesn't exist.

Believe it or not" Love doesn't exist between girlfriend and boyfriend.

Real love only exists between mother and child...

I bet you the number one reason our young men, including you allow yourselves to be traumatized emotionally is simply because of sex.

You don't need to have a girlfriend before you can have sex with ladies.

Instead of killing yourself emotionally dump that girl and be free, because you were born free...don't allow anybody to put you in bondage all because of sex you can get easily.

I don't do relationships or dates and I am the happiest person all because I am free emotionally.... I sleep like a baby without having to worry if my partner is cheating on me because I have no fucking girlfriend.

Each time sexual urge comes in, I simply walk down to the nearest ASHAWO JOINT in my vicinity to ease off the urge with just N1000, and I am relaxed. I am in control of my happiness and not any fucking lady.

I am in control of females around me because they can't control me with their pussies and they have regard for me....because I don't own them a dime.

If you don't belittle yourself as a man all because of sex, women will respect you...but is unfortunate that most of our young men have reduced themselves to power zero in the hands of ladies just because of sex.

All I can tell you is that you own the key to your happiness...

Gbam

DannyJ19:
Against Fulham Abi

Chelsea fan spotted. Oya crawl back to your hole.

Whizkidjay7:
unai emerin Abeg! Do sub 4 pere emere Abamiyangi, my game don dey come small small. I just need abamiyangi to score and won #600+

Happy now? Sha don't forget your boy in your paradise of winning.

IkembaPrince:
4:1 final prediction

Nastradamus of our time. Oshey.

sage101:
What if The Opponent doesnt Concede much?

That will probably change against Arsenal.

Nineth straight win loading........COYG

Keep making us proud.

Leave these people and go after those that are sharing our common wealth.