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8. You and your siblings, greeting them in the presence of your parents:

(Before they start the 'you don't know how to greet' talk)

7. When your parents want you to still dress properly just to come outside and greet.


(Abeg, na by force)

6. When you hear the visitors arrive and you pretend to be asleep so you don’t have to go and greet.


(I don't have the strenght abeg)

5. Your mother, bringing out the special cutlery reserved for only visitors:


(Untouchable by anyone else)

4. When your mother wakes you up to clean your room before the visitors come.

(Is it my room they came to visit?)

3. When you touch something in the fridge and hear “IT’S FOR THE GUESTS!”



(Chai! is it fair?)

2. When your mother starts bringing out food you’ve never seen in the house before.


(Wow! Is it like that?)

1. When you suddenly see cartons of juice and you know visitors are coming.






(Its going down)

FakeNEWSevryday:
...so u don use your spiritual eyes to see that APC hands no they there?

....so u sef don use spiritual eyes to see that APC hands dey there?

They might think the labour leaders have been compromised.

milky3:
NIGERIA AND HER USELESS EDUCATIONAL SECTOR.
If 2y(5x-7y) -6y X +6 = 45 find x.
Yesterday i was in the sitting room watching a program called
China24 on CCTV NEWS, an electric lamp manufacturer was interviewed together with his workers in his factory. The workers are
kids between the ages or 12-18 the most beautiful part of it was that the kids can on their own manufacture same.
Now let's come down to Nigeria.
Nigerian students are busy searching for "x" and learning the use of English while
students in the
developed countries are manufacturing things for the development of their country.
In Nigeria, our engineering students spend nearly all their time solving difficult equations and searching for "x".
In Nigeria, students will be asked to search for "x" I do smile and ask myself how can we use Algebra and simultaneous equation to boost the economy.
How can we use the located "x" to solve the challenges facing us?
In Nigeria, teacher will draw a circle having dots in it on the chalk board and tell the kids "this is an Orange"
imagine.
In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class room using acid to change litmus paper to red on the chalk board. In fact, in Nigeria the best place to mix acid with base is on chalk board.
In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class teaching rock and it types
and expect the students to be able to identify them in real sense how possible?
However, the above are some of the reasons why at 50+ as an oil producing country we are still
importing tooth-pick and matches. Our brain has been channel to the fact that failure to go to school will end one up as a domestic servant of the educated ones which I seriously disagree with. We can't all be in the class room at the same time and expect us to catch up with the developed countries, it never done; we will
keep depending on them with such barbaric idea. Let those that are willing to go into sport be on the field or track not in class room, Christiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid FC was expelled from school at the age of 14 and today he is a world footballer.
Let take those that are good in construction to factories or workshops not class room. Let's take away pen from our engineering students and send them out of class.
Let's take away pen from those that are willing to take hoe, cutlass, hammer, saw, screw driver etc.
Our too much dependent on pen is sending us backward.
To me, spending 5, 6 or more years in tertiary institution is nothing but a total waste of time, 3 years is enough for engineering courses.
12 calendar month is enough for food related courses and 3 or 4
years is enough to be a lawyer. Imagine our youth spending 8years of their lives in university and still our Government don't trust on their expertise rather they travel out of the country..
At this juncture, I will like to call on the
government at all level to
look into this and find a lasting solution to it.
Lastly our government should stop sending the
talented ones away
by sending them aboard for training and failed to establish/provide where they will be discharging what they've learnt or the skills they've acquired upon their arrival. If we can do this, I believe that few years to come,
Nigeria will be the greatest country of the world while others will be on the queue at our back.
If you are in support of this say Hi ✋ , if not keep quiet cos the Hi already have it.
God bless Nigeria.

God bless you for this write up sir. This has always been my stand.

nice info

DR LEE

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just call any of ur debtor

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nagodesmile18:
d pitch is blue and d ball is purple....

God save u, i thought u will not get it right. Na keeper keep abi player? by d way, u ought to b in bed by now ...wht is ur business with football

elisra:
the Azzuris sure know how to collect 20 yellow but no red.

dts wht we.call professional foul

nagodesmile18:
why I no o watch am...

if truly u are watching the match, tell me the colour of d pitch and d colour of d ball also. waiting......

.......i guess its pedestrian bridge or drainage slab.....

Ezeego1:
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Lol...Just watch out!

Germany wins. No penalties.

No! Italy wins, no penalty. But if it goes to penalty shoot out, i dont think so cos Buffon is not good at penalties but open play.

nagodesmile18:
Ds match too sweet..

c ur mouth like too sweet as if u dey watch d match sef.

evy1:
Mesut Ozil is running the show now. He's getting on the ball in dangerous areas and now there is no pressure on him. After 70 minutes Italy have burned up.

Italy, burned up?, i bet u dont know d Italians. Forget their age, they can go 120 mins without getting tired. Its in them (peak milk)

Italy sure knows how.to beat Germany and i dont see that ending anytime soon. Even though i support Germany because of Ozil, Italy has their antedote.

Anabel:
I'm waiting to see how the day ends for both teams

ok. which of d two teams do u wish to carry d day? nd which club side do u support?

STILESGANG:
Where are all the mumu chealsea fans hyping conte.You don't Bleep with the german machines

I think Italy will equalise, though im not a Chelsea fan.

Anabel:
Na their way na. I surprise say them never get red for this tournament. Abi them don get?? Nahhh!!

i do know of ladies following club football, but international matches? No!....So surprised and impressed and for u to even know abt the Italians type of football says alot. Anyway, i think d Azuri's will later carry d day cos they sure knows how to win ugly.

LMohd:
Goal!!! Andre Pirlo scores for Italy

chai, oshogbo weed at work.smh

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Proffdada:
All these years, na now e remember to tackle flood
This joker is really good at clowning around
It won't stop the flood of EFCC

dont mind d clown of a governor. His mates are signing contract with Dubai, China etc thereby bringing investors and development to their state, the 'talkertive' is busy chasing shadows and buying 'ponmo' up nd down. Ordinary drainage wey CDA fit construct. smh

brainpulse:
So what's this. His mates are building bridges, several kilometres roads and edifices. He is building gutter

bro, me sef tire ooo......he should take a cue from pple like amosun, ambode nd co......its more than just constructing 'gutter'. Moreover ds is what an ordinary councillor can do. Celebrating mediocrity. SMH

questions for u; is ur borehole close to a septic tank? is ur borehole close to a drainage? if yes for either of d question, i'll advice u stop drinking d water