Cyynthialove:
They are always ugly.

May 72 fresh virgins fall on you
Pisssful people.

How the fake prophet succeeded in brainwashing his followers remains a mystery to many.

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Factfinder1:
HE did it for the sake of Allah

kolawoleibukun:
see how the guy stylishly advertising their idol gods. instead of talking about the man, they are shouting the same allahu Akbar. the same allahu akhbar that they shouted when they cut his leg.
the money muslims spend on building each mosque and the gold the use to decorate their mosques while innocent people like this suffer is bad.

Muslims have cut the leg of this man because of Islam and they have rejected him to the world.

people did not ask what they did to his leg after cutting it. Look at how they have destroyed the life of this man. if not for a good Samaritan Christian that posted this picture.

all these alhaji have been seeing him for many years after cutting his leg but they pretend as if he does not count. now, they are trying to cover up the nonsense that big mouth with deaf ear buhari said in London hence all these camouflage.

Why did they use sharia to cut one of his legs?

this is not the only man in this predicament and hustling. why not use this opportunity to address the entire issue all at once. get other disabled involved. we have a ministry overseeing these people. get that minister out to explain how they steal the funds. take these people to the ministers house instead and make that house a home for the disabled. picking this man out is a political stunt. petrol is now high they can no longer blame GEJ.

no be Bishop day build house for disabled. if one man Bishop can do this, what then is the use of Buhari calling this man while we are still being asked to donate? I have never seen such at thing.

when the president calls you, consider your case solved.

what they want to do now is start a poultry farm for him instead of giving him a permanent job with good package to supervise this same project that he already has experience doing.

the guy does not know that business you asked him. he said it out of saying sake. if he invests the cash there he may be surprised with the risks involved in the business. Give him a job. there are jobs in government offices that you guys reserved for your family members. give one to the poor man. he will save the money from there and do a business of his choice when he is calm.

which ear buhari take call? make una day talk true abeg. the president has called. why hype the man? nobody called him. how can buhari call from London when osinbanjo is here representing him and should invite him over to Aso rock.

finofaya:
Apparently I'm now a Muslim. As a Muslim let me tell you that the adhan in my office premises is sung and is evil. According to the Prophet (SAW): ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺻــﻞ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ، ﻛﻤﺎ ﺻﻠﻴﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣَﻤِﻴﺪٌ ﻣَجيد. ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺑﺎﺭﻙ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺭﻛﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣﻤﻴﺪ ﻣﺠﻴﺪ. Salam

Chemike16:


I believe it will surely come out .....no die of depression abeg oo
Wat abt ur center ? Did u ask anybody to know weda its general issue wit de center

Chemike16:
Please my bro wrote on de first day of jamb he scored 282, for him to go to cybercafe to print it the next day there said no result out......and the boy has been crying since, he jst went bk to school for waec.
Any advice on what we will do now
85097286BH
His jamb reg no.....

Emimaeyor:
This Registration number is not correct

groundnut01:
The results are out

Frenzy007:
@ Rachealoduah DokitaG Groundnut01 Nmalina olaszco22 Ennymaj laidol almost1122 hw far anynews.
I think if any of you guys have a twitter account maybe you should try and question jamb maybe they might reply.

edbolahegr:
Jamb Records Mass Failure This Year 2018.

Apostlelong:



JAMB 2018 UTME Results Notification



Name: Salihu Muhammed Ozovehe
Reg Number: 86925083DG
Date of Birth: 17 September 1994
Origin: ADAVI in Kogi State.
Exam No: C34008243
Centre Name: S & J El-Lateef And Hassy Computer Institute, Ihima Community Science Secondary School, (Icsss), Ihima, Okehi Lga, Kogi State



Subject

Score

Use of English 49
Mathematics 85
Physics 88
Chemistry 69


Total Score:291


No result yet for the other one

Esji80:
Use of English 51 Physics 31 Biology 53 Chemistry 34 Total 169

MiamiePizza:
Maybe you guys are checking with opera, try use your web browser...mine was showing same till i used my browser.
I've seen mine

dejt4u:
your reg no?

MrHistorian:

Name: Ewelukwa Chinyere Cherish
Reg Number: 85519103CI
Date of Birth: 22 June 2001
Origin: IDEMILI-NORTH in Anambra State.
Exam No: C24305098
Centre Name: Swintec Computer Institute, No. 5/9 Hospital /Orlu Road, Owerri, Imo State

Subject Score
Use of English 62
Physics 69
Biology 80
Chemistry 58
Total Score:269

Simiano:
Jamb is out.. My result is out guys... Drop ur registration number let me help u check
Here are some I have checked ..
Jamb.org.ng

Simiano:
Jamb is out.. My result is out guys... Drop ur registration number let me help u check
Here are some I have checked ..
Jamb.org.ng

new2012:


Dude, you're a Muslim, you most likely converted to atheism from Islam...

Posting topics on a public forum doesn't have anything to do with ur religion..

You're heavily inclined to Islam.

By the way the post wasn't really abt the exam time table but why always threaten with violence at whatever they choose to say, always the threats of violent, disruption of peace, why?

Enjoy your Islamic atheism bro. Goodluck!

eliysammy:
The Joint Admission and Matriculation Examination Board (JAMB) has reacted to reported release of 2018 UTME results.
Reports had on Tuesday emerged on social media that the UTME 2018 results have been released, with some candidates posting their alleged results online.
However, the board spokesman, Dr Fabian Benjamin, told DAILY POST that candidates should disregard the UTME results making the rounds.
He said the results were fake, advising candidates to wait patiently for the original results to be released.
Recall that the Registrar of the board, Ishaq Oloyede, had given reasons for the delayed result.
Oloyede had said, “We want to monitor everything that happens through our CCT cameras. Last year, we proved a point that there is nothing extraordinary in the immediate release of results but we had to cancel some results when we found out what happened in some centres.
See more at
https://www.entryloaded.com.ng/2018/03/utme-2018-see-what-jamb-is-saying-about.html?m=1

yeyerolling:
All these ilorin alfa ehn

needinggrace:
good day my nairalanders, my name is francis, i have been a member on nairaland for about a decade, although with a different moniker i am an ardent contributor and follower in the politics, job and vacancy , romance, and celebrity section.
i am in a serious situation right now, and due to the persecution, insult and mockery, i had no option than to create another moniker.
i need assistance from any Samaritan out there, i used to own a bet shop which i used to keep body and soul together since i graduated till i lost my business late last year due to the hardship and a fraud case, my worker perpetrated(voided a ticket of about 800k, that later became a winning ticket), and ran away, i have tried paying up most of it, till i was relieved cos the owner pitied my situation, since then i have been in bad debt since (almost a hundred and fifty thousand naira) and its stressing me up, i have thought of many things due to this but i can not seem to leave my only sister stranded right now cos i am the only one she has( she is currently in uniport). i intend going into a new business(uber transport), although no money yet, but the constant harassment i get cos of the debt can not help me focus, instead my depression case have gone worse, at 28 i feel worse and like a failure in life. please i want to start a new life, a debt free life, so i can keep focus and start a new struggle in life( intending to find a vehicle to do uber service in abuja) . please nairalanders, i know most might think this is a scam appeal, but i beg of you all i am in high need of assistance.

Originakalokalo:

Ignorance.
Body + soul+ spirit = Man. ....Not 3 men.
1+1+1=1.

Originakalokalo:

Ignorance.
Body + soul+ spirit = Man. ....Not 3 men.
1+1+1=1.

okenta2017:

You Muslim terrorist should understand that nobody has monopoly of violence.

Just start what you have in mind, that your terrorist brother is the head of state.

When you were implementing your sharia law all over north. you did not rember that all Nigerians
are not muslimi . must you study law. Was that rule introduced today.

You want to armtwist the law school so that tomorrow you will say Nigeria is fulani conquered
territory and F!ulani must make the law. You forget so quick, the last time you
touched the IBO's in the north you remember the response it was total, not now that people are ready for you
and there are enough meat to go round.
We now want Nigeria to break to pis so that you can make you terrorist law in your country as you wish.
Let me warn and tell you terrorist nobody has monopoly of violence .

thesicilian:
Most of them are in suicide bomb training camp.

anthay1983:
It is not the purpose of this site to promote any particular religion,
including Christianity. However, TROP does enjoy refuting nonsense,
such as the claim that Muhammad and Jesus preached a
morally equivalent message or that all religion is the same. NOOOOOOOO

"I will cast terror into the hearts of those who
disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads
and strike off every fingertip of them."
"Allah"(Quran 8:12)

"Fight everyone in the way of Allah and
kill those who disbelieve in Allah."
Muhammad (Ibn Ishaq 992)

"Love your neighbor and pray for those who persecute you."
Jesus (Matthew 5:44)

Even though many Muslims regard terrorists who kill in the name of Allah as criminals, they cannot deny that Muhammad also killed in the name of Allah. What example of Jesus do Christians emulate which has them confused with terrorists and criminals?

Jesus vs Mohammed

Jesus and Mohammed lived in two different periods. Mohammed is known to have lived 600 years after Jesus. Jesus and Mohammed had different views and also propagated different philosophies.

First of all, let us look at the death of the two great souls. Jesus is known to have resurrected from His grave on the third day after the Romans crucified Him. On the other hand, Mohammed is known to have died in the arms of one of his wives.

When Jesus heard God speak to Him, He went into the desert very boldly to be tempted. But when Mohammed heard God speaking to him, he was frightened and even wanted to commit suicide. Jesus has called Himself the Son of God, and Mohammed called himself as the messenger of God.

When Jesus got instructions directly from God, Mohammed received instructions from an angel.
Jesus had never married whereas Mohammed had 11 wives.

Jesus is known to have performed many miracles which included raising people from the dead, healing people, and calming storms. Mohammed is not known to have performed any miracles in his life. Jesus is known to have never sinned in His life.

Mohammed had taught that salvation was possible by following the Five Pillars of Islam. He said that salvation depended on one’s own efforts. Jesus had taught that God created human beings for a relationship with Himself, and He adopted human beings into His abode as His beloved children.

While Jesus was teaching love, grace, forgiveness, and tolerance, Mohammed is said to have gotten permission from Allah to wage war for protecting the religion and uniting the people.

Summary:

1.Jesus is known to have resurrected from His grave on the third day after the Romans crucified Him. On the other hand, Mohammed is known to have died at the hands of one of his wives.
2.Jesus has called Himself the Son of God, and Mohammed called himself as the messenger of God.
3.Jesus is known to have performed many miracles, but Mohammed is not known to have performed any miracles in his life.
4.Mohammed was a mortal man who sinned like others, but Jesus is known to have never sinned in His life.
5.Jesus had never married whereas Mohammed had more than 20 wives.

U READ QURAN, U KNOW THE TRUTH BUT SHY AWAY FROM TRUTH

WHY DON'T WE JUST GET IT RIGHT

trapQ:
That's definitely Imam Tawhidi. He has openly stated that Islam supports violence and killing and that Jerusalem belongs to the Jews. He received death threats everyday. How he is still alive is a mystery.