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Crime / Re: Lady Recounts How 2 Male Beggars Asked For Her Breast Milk After Helping Them. by Almost1122: 9:35am On Jun 10, 2018
Pat081:
dat is my prayer dis morning dat God should nt let people like you hv rest of mind anytime i comment here ...
Crime / Re: Lady Recounts How 2 Male Beggars Asked For Her Breast Milk After Helping Them. by Almost1122: 7:30pm On Jun 09, 2018
Pat081:
U Shuld hv let mi c It maybe is big or small 4 mi to knw wot ot say

Rip English
Education / Re: Still "No Result Yet "For Just Release Reschedule Jamb Exam. by Almost1122: 10:20pm On May 30, 2018
Almost 90%+ do not have results yet
Education / Re: Still "No Result Yet "For Just Release Reschedule Jamb Exam. by Almost1122: 4:29pm On May 30, 2018
Chemike16:
It's out Am very happy now My bro got 283 in de first exam and it was cancelled He took de one of 26th may he got 296!!!!!! Baba God Nagode!!!

Wow! I have never seen my o!
Education / Still "No Result Yet "For Just Release Reschedule Jamb Exam. by Almost1122: 11:43am On May 30, 2018
Almost all the candidates that sat for the Jamb reschedule exam which hold on 26th May 2018 can not access their results.


Please, we are very glad if you can share your own experience i. e if you have seen yours.

Also, we are very glad if you can tell us the procedures or help us check ours.

Thanks for your time!!
Education / Re: JAMB Releases Results Of Rescheduled 2018 UTME by Almost1122: 7:12pm On May 29, 2018
Almost all the people I saw can't checked their results, please what is happening?
Nairaland / General / Re: Flood Kills Man Returning From Prayers In Gombe State. Photos by Almost1122: 12:48pm On May 29, 2018
freedomchild:
Religion of piss

1+1+1=1= Christianity = stupidity!!!!

haahhahahaah! fool!

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Education / Re: Just One Reasonable Quote From You About Death by Almost1122: 9:50am On May 28, 2018
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Sports / Re: Champions League: 170,000 Sign Petition For FIFA To Punish Ramos by Almost1122: 6:20am On May 28, 2018
babmal:
You must be a fool for talking with your anus angry. You this bigot, how many muslims around the world wants Ramos punished. I'm a muslim and also a Real fan. It was a professional foul. This things happens in the game of football frequently. Ronaldo was brought down by Puyet during the final of the Europe cup, nobody called for his head. Our super eagles fell to the tactics of Arigosachi during the USA 94 world cup. Amuneke and Amochachi were taken out and Nigeria crashed. Did we call for heads to be brought down.How could klopp could have built his team around just Sallah alone. Same thing comes to mind against Roma, immediately Sallah was removed everything almost came crashing for Liverpool. It is called tactis, you go to the game with your best strategy and plan B, C, D etc. It was the final and not the group stage. Instead of you to remain your Barca fan and swallow the humble Jeje, angryyou come here to talk rubbish and even bring religion into this, You must be on a coedine diet.



1+1+1=1= Christianity = Stupidity!!!

hahahaha! fool!
Education / Re: Just One Reasonable Quote From You About Death by Almost1122: 5:33am On May 28, 2018
DivinelyBlessed:
No one leaves this life alive



Yea
Education / Just One Reasonable Quote From You About Death by Almost1122: 11:04pm On May 27, 2018
As we all knows that death is the cessation of life and associates processes; the end of an organism 's as an entity independent from its environment and its return to an inert nonliving state.

At least lets have a quote from you about "Death". Mine is :

" Death is the only thing in this world that makes everything equal ".


what about you?
Education / Re: Jamb Releases Mop-up Examination Result by Almost1122: 10:48pm On May 27, 2018
The results is not yet out!!!
Education / Re: JAMB Mop-up Results 2018 Are Out - Check & Share Results Here by Almost1122: 10:46pm On May 27, 2018
The results is not yet out!!!
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Explains Why He Cursed Shehu Sani, Kaduna Senators With Quranic Verses by Almost1122: 12:12pm On May 21, 2018
Busch:


Lol.. you and mathematics, am sure you don't even know how to limit or differentiate. yet you're yapping about solving mathematically.

One; God is not a being, he tends to infinity because he is everywhere and anywhere. so in any form he manifest himself, those forms also tends to infinity because its still God in another form. Hence,

infinity + infinity + infinity = infinity.

Technically, all the above is just trying to say is that, you can't solve God mathematically, you can't represent God with ( 1 ). so your idea of 1 + 1 + 1 is definitely due to your lack of mathematical and spiritual knowledge..


Trinity is a pagan practice invented into Christianity.


1+1+1=1=christainity=stupidity!

prove your stupid trinity if you know you are truthful!
Religion / Re: How a Muslim Can Effectively Manage His Time During Ramadan by Almost1122: 5:40pm On May 18, 2018
Pentools:


I have like 3 working with me and we've known each other for like 3yrs and for those 3yrs that has bn the case, I've really taken notice on that even the most cheerful ones but during the eid season you will see them overdosed on happiness. So I really don't think it's a personal thing not to talk of three persons having same character trait.


Please my brother in humanity, you are free to approach them and ask "is this part of your religion "?

I will be very glad to have reply from you after you have ask them.


Ask them to prove it to you from the Quran and Authentic Hadith.


peace!!!
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Explains Why He Cursed Shehu Sani, Kaduna Senators With Quranic Verses by Almost1122: 5:35pm On May 18, 2018
Busch:


lemme explain this to your own minimal level of understanding. You have a body, your body has a soul, isn't that two in one already?? so does that make your body stupid.. well at least with your whole 1+1+1=1 =stupidity explains a lot about your attitude. So for beginners.. if God can create you in physical and spiritual form can't he manifest himself in a physical form, I mean he's God, he can do anything he wants. so your idea of stupidity is just your inability to reason things out... And just in case you don't know, the idea of Trinity was never in the Bible.


If the trinity is not in the Bible then, why are Christians practicing it.

And just in case you don't know, no any Christians can prove trinity mathematically!!
Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Complete The Qur'an This Ramadan by Almost1122: 11:37am On May 18, 2018
Goldaccumulator:

Dude Stfu. If you Fuckers can't respect me by not compelling me to accept your fucking Allah or Mohamed, then I won't respect myself. Once again, Bleep u


respect yourself guy!!
Religion / Re: How a Muslim Can Effectively Manage His Time During Ramadan by Almost1122: 11:23am On May 18, 2018
Pentools:
I'm a Christian although I have a lot of Muslims as associates and close acquaintance cus I believe by the reason of encounter that none of the religions(Christianity and Islam) are prohibited or restricted to another, but there's something I'd like to understand my Muslim brothers and sisters why is it that once the Ramadan fasting starts, literally all the Muslims will start acting up, mood swinging and frowning out of anger for no reason, pls friends what's the cause I'm so curious to know.

Happy Ramadan friends. Thanks in anticipation....



That is not what Islam teach those kinds of Muslims but there behavior which is innovation!!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Complete The Qur'an This Ramadan by Almost1122: 11:15am On May 18, 2018
Goldaccumulator:
I accept Allah or Mohamed blah blah blah..... What the Bleep is this Islam shit about man



Please respect yourself!!!
Crime / Re: Newborn Baby Dumped In Secondary School Pit Latrine In Niger State, Rescued by Almost1122: 6:09am On May 18, 2018
wittyt98:
BUHARI you're A KILLER
receive sense!!!
Crime / Re: Photos Of The Lady Who Killed Habibu Almustapha, Nigerian Diplomat In Sudan by Almost1122: 11:26am On May 15, 2018
adadike:
Fear hijab! inside some of these hijabs are hidden weapons of different kinds including bombs, STDs, IEDS, broken bottles, jagged knives, ikebe power etc


1+1+1=1=Christainity=stupidity!!

hahhaahahhahah! fool!
Education / Re: Moment Mum Taking Selfies On An Escalator Drops Her 10-mth-old Baby To Her Death by Almost1122: 2:42pm On May 14, 2018
Give her to me lemme squeeze her into sand!!!

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Religion / Re: Prophet Mboro Asks Members To Wave Their Pants And Touch Their Private Parts by Almost1122: 10:23pm On May 13, 2018
Hmm!
I reserved my comment!
Let wait for elders.

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Celebrities / Re: Zainab Balogun And Dikko Nwachukwu's Traditional Wedding Photos by Almost1122: 10:17pm On May 13, 2018
Oluwanimoduroti:
Whaaaat?! Zainab is married! God, where is the love of my life cry


Don't worry, I am here for you!

Politics / Re: El-Rufai Explains Why He Cursed Shehu Sani, Kaduna Senators With Quranic Verses by Almost1122: 11:58am On May 13, 2018
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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Explains Why He Cursed Shehu Sani, Kaduna Senators With Quranic Verses by Almost1122: 2:04pm On May 12, 2018
debolayinka:
Lemme help your condition.

O' you forgot to helps yourself!

Politics / Re: El-Rufai Explains Why He Cursed Shehu Sani, Kaduna Senators With Quranic Verses by Almost1122: 9:11am On May 12, 2018
Busch:


In a world where people are getting healed in the name of Jesus,
People are also being killed in the name of Muhammed. who didn't do half of what Jesus did and claims to be the final prophet.
now tell me which one sounds stupid to you. cause all I can see from your word is your failure to reason properly. Am sure you also believe the moon was split in half or that the earth is flat.
Before you start replying since I know your blood would be boiling now with your inner jihad spirit trying to kick in.
'THINK FIRST".



everything about Christianity was built on empty propaganda!


prove your stupid trinity mathematically if you know you are truthful!

1+1+1=1=Christainity=stupid!

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Explains Why He Cursed Shehu Sani, Kaduna Senators With Quranic Verses by Almost1122: 8:42pm On May 11, 2018
debolayinka:
Terrorists always have their defence in the Quran, I wonder how it's a holy book.


1+1+1=1=christainity=Stupiduty!!!

hahahahhahaah! fool!
Crime / Re: Son Kills His 82-Year-Old Mother In Anambra, Removes Her Eye, Heart For Ritual by Almost1122: 3:42pm On May 10, 2018
diebuhari1:
This idiot must have a Yoruba muslim friend misleading him...


1+1+1=1=Christianity=stupidity!

hahahahhaha! fool!
Politics / Re: Tumba Garba, Senator Binta's Father Speaks: I Didn't Burn Her House by Almost1122: 2:45pm On May 05, 2018
ZarahBuhari:
Hmmm! This religion of piss though... I've given up on them already.

What's my own in the first place ni... A leopard can't change its spot. cheesy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhiPyqrz3V0



1+1+1=1 Christianity =stupidity!!

hahahahahah! fool!
Education / Re: Help! JAMB Reg. No. And Serial Number Lost by Almost1122: 9:47am On May 04, 2018
just goes to any Cafe near by, logging to your email account and print your photocard that was sent to you during reprint.



I guess this might be the easy way.
Phones / Re: 7 Best Ways To Speed Up And Improve The Performance Of Any Android Smartphone by Almost1122: 9:40am On May 04, 2018
Damoxy:
8 Using GLO sim cards slow down Performance of Phones.

Finally

9 Having BUHARI pictures on your Phone also slow down Performance

10. Having it behind your mind that PDP will still come to power slow down the performance of your phone

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