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Julbu:
serious buyer should contact me for a good and intact Honda baby boy.Naija used.2002 model.interested buyer can call 07015851182.
give away price of #600,000.
location:Ado-Ekiti

scam alert!

laivwire:
Up for sale. Inline 6 engine coupe with leather interior. Manual transmission. Engine and body in great condition. You're free to inspect. I didn't use this car much over the last year. Only took it out occasionally so paint job is still pristine.

Selling as I am relocating.

Location: Kaduna

Price: #350,000

Contact: 07036517286

Thanks

your pics are not explanatory enough. More pics of interior, front and rear view.hows the ac?

qualityovenbake:
Thank you Sir for your kind words. You car is a saloon car, the same amount of materials that I will use on your Honda bullet 93 model is the same I will use for 2008 Honda civic. So it's not a question that it's an old car but the quantity of the materials that will be used. I oven bake saloon car's for N65,000, if your car isn't that rough and because is a 93 Honda bullet I will oven bake it for N60,000.

expect me any time soon sir.

qualityovenbake:
Abeg no vex Sir. I have been busy, when am free I check nairaland.

you're the perfect gentleman

HenryWilliams:
I have a Nissan Pathfinder in brown colour. I would love it sprayed to metallic grey.. How much will it cost?
Slight body work required

it seems you only respond to big jobs. it's been 2 days since my last post and you didn't deem me a response . is it because my ride is a jalopy ?hmmmm

the screen gel is way better,but costly.

qualityovenbake:
Good evening Sir, am just seeing this now, I have been very busy, I haven't check nairaland for sometime. Before I proceeded I will like to apologize for the discomfort and also like to use this same media to address you Sir.
My first contact I had with you was about three years ago that I oven baked your Nissan pathfinder. With all due respect, I didn't receive any complaint then and I believe if I didn't do a good job on the Nissan you wouldn't have brought your Prado to me.

About underpaying my staff, the person feeding you this wrong information is Alhaji (Mr Ahmed). I will like to clarify that I pay my staff well and reward them all for their output. I terminated/disengage Alhaji for not meeting up to my required standard. He was the one that handled your Prado, I assigned it to him because I was handling another job likewise my other staff was busy handling other as well. I receive lots of job, so there need to be division of labour in order for work to move fast. He messed up some job that was assigned to him, l had to correct those job.

Ahmed told you that is 2.5 litres of sikken, Sir 3 litres of silken is enough to oven bake your Prado. Just to smear my name, he told you 4, Please ask any painter, they will tell you the same. Disregard and disassociate yourself from Alhaji (Mr Ahmed) he no longer work with me.

About the quality of my job, I endeavour to give my customer a good job, if a customer is not satisfied, they call me back and I always correct any errors, at times I go as far as oven baking the customer car allover again. One thing I will never do is to argue with my customers, those that know me well will testify to this claim.

Am just seeing your complain for the first time on nairaland. You didn't call me to lay your complaint Sir. Once again am sorry for the discomfort and am ready to correct any error on your car.

impressed! your response is etched in stone.
how much will it take to oven bake a 1993 honda bullet? I actually expect a rebate cause of the age of the car. I want it to be the envy of my friends with millennium rides.thanks sir

kemkol:
Hmmmm I don't know where to start
Thanks to everyone who has contributed on this, may God enrich you greatly.
I have a Volkswagen LT 28 I just purchased recently (Tokunbo), My mechanic removed the thermostat, after about two months, I went for full servicing, that's when the problem started, my bus now consumes 4 Litre of engine oil within 400km, and consumes close to a litre of diesel in one km. When I called d mec who serviced it, he said I sud change d brand of engine oil I was using from Golden super to Sea horse, which I did, and still the problem remained, jus last week he advised me to ring the engine, and another much said I should change d engine!
So with all this issues I started making research about this conditions, I found out that
1) The removal of thermostat could have triggered the engine running at uncontrolled temperature, and that can make d engine oil dry up
2) The grade of engine oil am using den was SAE 40 which is light, that I Should be using 20W50 which is thicker
So I got an engine oil 20W50 and poured it into d engine, the vehicle has covered close to 300km now and no engine oil lost!
Have called my much to come and refix my thermostat, after that I will clean d radiator.
pls am I on the right track?
and pls while cleaning the radiator, do I have to remove d coolant fluid inside? if yes, where can I get another cool and fluid?
Thanks

I also drive an Lt 28 truck. the main idea of removing the thermostat is to make the truck problematic, so that you can be going back to remedy a problem caused by them. they're satanic people. the last engine I replaced had the thermostat removed.i really shouted at the wicked mechanic to replace it cause I know the consequences

heyihola:
Tokunbo Toyota Sienna XLE 2003 Model is for sale. Price#1,950,000.
Location: Ijanikin.
Whatsapp 07035719310.

where's the picture of the vehicle in Nigeria? upload it and let's talk

lonelydora:
I just sold my car battery to one aboki this morning.

lol

1993 Honda Bullet. are you game? the obd 1 code came back 12= exhaust recirculating system. what does this mean? I've been running erratic for some time now.

Lalasticlala Pls do the needful

NotOfThis:
Yes, it is. Made me laugh. (:

your profile is incomplete

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I have the honor to acknowledge receipt of your correspondence dated the 12th of April last, by which, for the third time, you demand the repayment of the money which I owe you.

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NotOfThis:
Funny copy and paste.

at least it's funny dear. thanks

folarinmiles:
E be like say dz op dey smoke igbo

oshogbo strain

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

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And that's how the fight started.....

________________________________

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

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She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

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And that's when the fight started...

________________________________

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

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And that's when the fight started.....

________________________________

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And then the fight started...

________________________________

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The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

________________________________

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________________________________

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________________________________

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

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I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......

________________________________

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
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________________________________

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

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Ane trouble started...

edo airways .day time flight 666

TeamSimple:
Edo state where 16 heads was dropped by cultists also included in northern part? Let me study my map again

the human casualties in the north is 10 times over that of the other part of the country put together. boko Haram, Fulani herdmen, religious and tribal riots etc. you do the maths
Cc mariesucre

abduljabber4

malware

human life is next to nothing in the north. the life of a human being is proportionate to a motorbike. the man is not even remorseful. he's ready for whatever befalls him.

gazzuzz #teamstickforlife

this man is a hypocrite. doesn't he make a show of his philanthropy? why doesn't he make it discreet? smh

the victim story worwor like bow leg. squatter with #250,000 at home is like a tortoise with LG flat screen in its shell

you may be lucky the merchant has CCTV, which will help the bank resolve the crime. best of luck

lord of the savages .

sternosa:
The guy was beating her constantly and having affairs outside his marriage. I met her a few days ago and she seemed so hurt talking about the guy. Do not judge until you hear both sides of the story.

i actually didn't say anything wrong. but have heard his own side of the story?

the pain of matrimony .he waited, thinking she'll have a change of heart ♥. he waited;he waited in vain.

the guy above me though /*

well done boys. in the face of death, you showed bravery. victory comes from God alone. victory is yours.

you just failed in the quest to drive traffic to your junkie blog site with fake story. nonsense