Pride actually goes before a fall

Headlines should've read; "Burna boy on self exile after police escorts shot 2 at club cubana". After 3 women by ya side, na another man wife enter ya eye.e be like say ya Life wan short. Bullet no recognise celebrity be o. Na to empty full clip for ya body.

Akinfolarin01:
When you do the right thing you will enjoy it

keep talking to yourself ma. We're enjoying the conversation.

Fan clutch is the problem. Thank me later. As for doubling gasket, your problem just started

Kingpin1000:
O.p very sad memories. I lost interest in anything online after this shit.

you should've changed your moniker to kingneedle after that




Mugu Must Maga

Felixalex:
U de mad

U just wan make us feel bad

they keep crawling outta the woodwork

feldido:
Sweet old days...Mehn MMM sweet sha.

I got in with a plan and got out untouched.
In fact I hit em Wotowoto.

Turned 55k to 1.4mil in 4months.

the ones that got away unscathed

Kelvin30286063:

I swear. I no know wetin carry me go Apapa one time. After seeing who I went there to see. On getting to my car. Na so children don write 'what is a noun' on both sides. I look my car and tears drop for my eyes. Na my friend come dey hug me say make I no vex. What will I do now! Trust me, the only first body you will get in Nigeria is inside container

super lol. I can relate bro.I feel ya pain bro. Na so dem do me bro.

ruphytelecom:
We're available for business

how much for Dell latitude e6400 battery? How many variance do you have?

crown08:
once again, u don't know it worth. People that know it worth will buy! Rest!

car should be bought for commercial purposes, not personal use. Can be used for weddings, photo shoots, musical videos, movies etc. People have to think outside the box

Angrygoat:
Pls sell the car. U guys won't believe it,my avalon is just 5months old ,lo and behold my ball joint came off today by 3pm. I went out with it this nothing,did mad turbo,asin I did almost 140kph on a freeway. However,while coming back,I noticed my steering was almost moving towards the right. I bumped into about let's say 25 potholes today at medium and low speed. After my mobile mechanic arrived,he also tried to extort me by telling me to buy tokunbo,I said no that let's weld it u won't believe the cast broke. Wasted 2k on a useless welding thinking say since na follow come e go last. At the end of the day,I spent 20k. I felt bad and I think I have to forget about sedans. Sedans inside pot hole. Sorry I meant pot holes. If I can count the pot holes I pass through everyday to and fro,it will pass 300. God pls make me afford 2 plots of land at urban area,please. God ,rural area with pot holes ,and ow wey rain don start. I now hate sedans and will never drive any sedan again. To he'll with all sedans. I never expected avalon can have ball joint wohala

ikorodu comrade.

Did you give them the impression that you could work under pressure?

Believe the UK sun magazine at your peril

Ikillbrokehoes:
It's orange not yellow.




That's all.

this saphiere and her alter ego,peace081 condition is not abating anytime soon.i really do feel sorry for her

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NwaAmaikpe:

preach preacher

NwaAmaikpe:



Where's the Interpol when you need them,
Isn't this a case of Hushpuppi?

Why will an Honourable thief ask for aid from people in Nigeria who have not eaten for people in Ukraine who do not even know that human beings exist in Nigeria because DSTV increased their tarriff so they said rather than pay, they will trek into Poland to watch news about Nigeria from their neighbor's TV.

But in Warsaw, the only news they found was that our President is heading to UK for 20days to look for the type of Nnamdi Kanu's Fendi because Nigerians are still complaining about the Isi Agu that he wore in Imo State.

And Abba Kyari who would have arranged with the Fendi tailors is in prison because he refused to sack the Civil Defence officer who stopped Yusuf from riding his power bike on top of the 2nd Niger Bridge so he will not crash it because of the petrol that spilled on the road when those two black marketers were fighting because the taller one refused to give the shorter one his share of Bobrisky's wig that fell off from his head when his Keke was rushing to the airport because the highway was blocked by Fulani herdsmen who were taking all their cows from Funta Jalon to Oba for Obi Cubana's mother's burial.

But Cubana Chief Priest was not happy because the caterer he hired from Ogbomosho used the same broom she used in sweeping cow shit from the mainroad to turn the Ogbono soup that Oxlade was supposed to use in lubricating Oye Kyme's entrance lobby since she told him not to use spit because of his mouth odour that smelt like Aunty Linda's kpekus.

So please, just count NwaAmaikpe out of a fraudster and a lesbian's deceitful marriage. I'm trying to bribe the LASTMA officer who is towing my suitcase to their office because I overloaded it at Gatwick Airport.

werey no dey disappoint

Does this mean he was actually living off ngozi as she claimed? Scamming na lazy man way

Propaganda.shey cold no dey Russia ni?abeegi

cyborg123:
Hope your overdrive is not off?

2009 doesn't have overdrive

It's the younger male generation I really feel bad for. So many girls out there with hundreds of body counts and no sexual feelings whatsoever, due to the large phallus that have decimated and destroyed their something. No emotions. The only thing that brings out the best in them is the whiff of money, eye candies and deception. Yes. Girls love to be lied to. My young men of marriageable age, activate your 3rd eye and listen to your mothers. Getting a good girl is like looking for a needle at the beach. Olorun awa pelu gbogbo yin o

Carolcitycartel:
I received death threats...I now live at Southern Sun ikoyi...from PH. Cc:lalasticlala

ironically you're running to your undoing. Karma knows no boundary or distance. You'll be served what you deserve. It's no rocket science. Face your fears and rise above it. Do what real men do. Concede and restategise. No hurt in doing that, but there's hurt if you keep running like a dog with its tail between its legs. Be wise

A
Party of
Confusion

A fool and his money are soon parted. Greed is the bane of many Nigerians. They will ever learn. I feel no iota of pity for the investors whatsoever. Another day, another investment, another premium tear.

missimelda01:

It feels wrong...why am I this hurt?

cause he's a habit and you love him

Like a brother said somewhere, " I'll take the money and calabash too, in case it's in the mood to dispense more cash"

This country is an enabler of the corruption its fighting. 20mill for chairmanship form. How does he recover the money? Corruption and treachery of course. How much go come be presidential form? We're doomed as a nation

It will not hold

Congratulations to the good people of Anambra state. The salvation is here. The ease you crave has arrived. Be happy, merry and joyful. Anambra is the new mecca and Dubai rolled in one. It's gonna take time, but the certainty is certain. Congratulations once more

peacettw:
Obianos the gift that keeps on giving. What an embarrassment

you lifted That quote from strike back