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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pls Help Me!! by Alocia(f): 12:45pm On Jul 17, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Get in touch pls smiley

Hey wink
Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 5:13pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
An innocent girl that "Doesn't want to hurt me but scuffle my calm exterior"..


Wow, that sounds innocent to you? I laugh you in vernacular. I mean aren't you just delusional??

And if you had pay proper attention to my earlier posts, you'll realize I used my paragraphs judiciously unlike you that just jammed all your mumbo jumbo together.. for a brief moment, I was about to call an exorcist because I thought you was being possessed by something making you post as though you're high on opium.


Let me school you a bit: a paragraph is used to different sentences to make reading more comprehend able for the reader. apparently you're so dull you couldn't even decipher that minute detail.


[b]You keep saying you don't want to hurt me but you keep howling and bickering. Wait, do you have multiple comprehension disorder or you're just plain delusional and slow{/b]



You keep calling yourself an innocent "girl" (ofcos you're a girl) but I say an innocent lady will never belittle herself by dragging this banter this long...



For the upteenth time, have a blissful day ma'am smiley



AT THE BOLDED, WHO GOT THE BIG BAD WOLF ANGRY? ALOCIA? OH NO... POOR LITTLE ME. I'M SORRY UNCLE cry

I've been following your post fora while, I KNOW YOU TO BE A BULLY AND BIG FOR NOTHING OLD MAN.


OH, I REMEMBER YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT SOMETHING....YOU'RE GOOD AT BASHING INNOCENT PEOPLE.

YOUR KIND OF STUPIDITY IS RARE... YOU'RE SUCH A HUGE JERK...A LOW LIFE IDIOT. THE BEST THING YOU HAVE IS YOUR E LIFE..

NOW, I WANT YOU TO THINK PAST YOUR TEMPER.:YOU'LL AGREE WITH ME THAT YOU'RE AS USELESS AS A MENTRUAL PAD. I'M SURE YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE NL.crycry THAT's WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE IMPORTANT ON NAIRALAND.

UNCLE AIRSULTAN, I SALUTE YOUR STUPID|TY.

I'M GLAD I WAS ABLE TO TURN YOU INTO SOME CHARACTER ACTING DRAMA.tongue

NOW, SIT DOWN BIG BRO.. YOU SHOULD HAVE A FOOD FOR YOUR HANGOVER.cry


BEFORE I FORGET, THERE IS A VACANCY AT LAGOS STATE MORTUARY... I THINK YOU SHOULD APPLY FOR THE POST OF SECURITY THERE. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU FIND SOMETHING MEANINGFUL DOING.

THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY ...kisskisskisskiss

*POOR LITTLE ALOCIA CARES smiley

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Alocia(f): 3:34pm On Jul 08, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Ha!! You mad at me?


Wait..something interesting is going on backstage.

I'll be right back cheesy
Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 3:21pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
Shush, calm down...


Don't make no more noise... Do you hear that one sound disturbing the silence


Its your fooleeshneSS making that much noise..


Calm down honey, can you perceive that


Its actually the waft of the gory stench reeking from you and your post, permeating the gentle breeze of eden


Miss, I'd advice you to cut the grandiloquence and amuse myself and everyone following this thread by at least "saying something intelligent".



You see, it took you approximately 15minutes to conjure up a reply for me..


And the reply reeks of schmuck!

My advice to you ma'am, go back to that individual that composed that waaack piece for you, tell him/her to try again because the recipient wasn't even fazed by the futile attempt y'all tried.


Once again, a fun filled day to you ma'amsmiley


Oh I guess your dead brain didn't tell you I have a life outta here?

And it took you how many minutes to reply a small child like me UNCLE.cry SHOWS YOU DON'T HAVE A MEANING LIFE OFFLINE.


Those your so-called insults are not insults. Why do you think I don't take them serious? They are so hilarious..

Which country manner is this? Replying an innocent girl with about 3 paragraphs?

Stop barking UNCLE, I don't mean to hurt you cry



Don't have a nice daykisskiss

Anuofia!

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Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 3:12pm On Jul 08, 2016
Fynestboi:

That wasn't for you bro. Please ignore...
I was scolding a kid here.. wink wink
Between your network is pretty fast oo shocked



All hail the king!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Alocia(f): 2:23pm On Jul 08, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Anytime darl, anytime





Btw, I still need you one more time cry cry


Don't patronize me sad

What do you need this time?
Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 2:16pm On Jul 08, 2016
Maxi112:
alocia right now

Aloci right now

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Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 2:10pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
Wow.



First of all,

Ma'am I want you to know I salute your stupeedity. Seeing a stupeed person is so common, fact I've seen like 15 on this thread. But for a stupeed person to flaunt their stupeedity, now that's pure compounded stupeedity courage.


Secondly,


On a scale of 1-10, the equilibrium position of your cerebrum has shifted gravely to the "Obvious senseless" side. Unfortunately for your sorry asss, I ain't no catalyst to balance the equation for you.



Thirdly and I think lastly,


Its a common saying that being reetarrd is a gift from God, in your case, I say no its self induced.


Do have yourself a wonderful afternoon and a splendid day, ma'amsmiley


Ooooh, you punched my heart and I don't want to fight you.. I don't want to fight something that doesn't really exist.

Darling, you do have a way of making me talk..but I ain't doing no talking today. Just wanted to ruffle your calm exterior wink

Oh, one thing before I say goodbye.. You're a big looser, who had loosed a great opportunity to become a fulfilled adult. cry

ouch.. Why did I just say that to someone who is older than me? cry maybe because he's flat out stupid with a bubble headcrycry

I'm sorry uncle Airsultan..don't be mad at me pls. cry Don't tell momma on me I beg you.

I have to get dressed now.. (I wish I could wear a shade of red) wink

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Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 1:11pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
Remind me, who are you again pleaseundecided


www.google.com
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Alocia(f): 1:10pm On Jul 08, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
where've you been? shocked shocked Been everywhere looking for you after the contest. I kept my THANK YOU in a very safe place for you.
I appreciate your effort. THANK YOU

Really? shocked You're such a darling kiss
Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 12:59pm On Jul 08, 2016
lanicky:





smiley

Wow! How much does a bag of rice cost?


Oniranu ni mi...fine mogba... Alaimore nimi fine mogba!

You jumped the fence too fast... Obviously you don't have a clue about the whole drama.


Mediapace, how much does a bag of rice cost? smiley



Hi Miss angry

Who's your candidate?
Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Alocia(f): 12:55pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
You just disappointed me with the comments you made, they are devoid of intelligence. This actually may not mean nothing to you or your crew, I'm really disappointed.



Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa gringringrincheesy



[size=18pt]Look who we have here[/size] grin




Mtcheeew.


#team fynestboy... Vote fynestboy for mr Nairaland 2016#

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Alocia(f): 12:51pm On Jul 08, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Alocia


Hey.... wink
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Alocia(f): 12:29pm On Jun 21, 2016
I vote for Lanicky
Diasyluv

Cc: Nljega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Alocia(f): 10:24am On Jun 20, 2016
I vote
Lanicky.

Cc: NlJega.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: #Finals is on Front-page now#lanicky Is Her Moniker . by Alocia(f): 9:03am On Jun 20, 2016
Aminat508:
cowleg

adex15

mindfreaks

abdullahI24

flokii

PreciousRahl

DrRasheed

jejetaiwo

Mediapace

clickwtB

Tobenanaa





Hi friend, good morning.
*Lanicky...contestant number 4* voting starts by 10am.
Below is the link to the voting thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46735812

God bless you all as you vote for her.
#love you#

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: #Finals is on Front-page now#lanicky Is Her Moniker . by Alocia(f): 9:01am On Jun 20, 2016
Aminat508:
mokoshalb

mzAnnie1

Eleniyan15

naijadeyhia

Kazrem

ayolight

yomalex




Hi friend, good morning.
*Lanicky...contestant number 4* voting starts by 10am.
Below is the link to the voting thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46735812

God bless you all as you vote for her.
#love you#

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: #Finals is on Front-page now#lanicky Is Her Moniker . by Alocia(f): 9:00am On Jun 20, 2016
Aminat508:
taryour

Missyetty

baba11

Donald3d

Funjosh

Ichommy

Donald3d




Hi friend, good morning.
*Lanicky...contestant number 4* voting starts by 10am.
Below is the link to the voting thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46735812

God bless you all as you vote for her.
#love you#
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: #Finals is on Front-page now#lanicky Is Her Moniker . by Alocia(f): 8:58am On Jun 20, 2016
Aminat508:
skyface00

Stanleywaxy

shumuel

emyjay2015

skup008

vickoozy

Cornerstone001



Hi friend, good morning.
*Lanicky...contestant number 4* voting starts by 10am.
Below is the link to the voting thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46735812

God bless you all as you vote for her.
#love you#

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: #Finals is on Front-page now#lanicky Is Her Moniker . by Alocia(f): 8:57am On Jun 20, 2016
agarawu23:
. Pls vote Lanicky for miss Nl Midolian, caseless, ayoolajumoke, chigoizie7, sambest2, Ayima, scentmarlc and teamscent in general boss thanks for the support , adeh39, tunnamania11, ahmed4002, upnepaa, omotayor123, muhdg guntranno, aroboi, belamour, aaamos, solidgidlas, popeferd, buhariwillwin, temitemi1, lemon12, rollyberry, malcolmx, inimitkel, omenka, dyt, muhdg, abdrazak, vhema, ademoladeji, mzztega, ronald4lif, ijbeauty, shockwave91, Joseph1832, babatawa, demmy0325, mrpackager,




Hi friend, good morning.
*Lanicky...contestant number 4* voting starts by 10am.
Below is the link to the voting thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46735812

God bless you all as you vote for her.
#love you#
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: #Finals is on Front-page now#lanicky Is Her Moniker . by Alocia(f): 8:55am On Jun 20, 2016
Hi friend, good morning.
Please, I want to use this medium to remind you about miss nairaland contest that starts today.
Please, do not forget to vote my sister *Lanicky...contestant number 4* voting starts by 10am.
Below is the link to the voting thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46735812

God bless you all as you vote for her.
#love you# kisskiss





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Politics / Re: Vote Not Fight. by Alocia(f): 4:01pm On May 23, 2016
kiss kiss

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Nairaland / General / Re: Check Her Out.. by Alocia(f): 3:59pm On May 23, 2016
kiss kiss
Education / Re: 16 Strange Things Banned Around The World. by Alocia(f): 1:49pm On May 23, 2016
Lanny Don come again o.
Lemme book space.

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Romance / Re: 10 Common Insecurities Of Guys That Women Don't Realise (pics) by Alocia(f): 12:43pm On May 23, 2016
maleeks:


when is the election,I wanna know the date[s]

when is the election,I wanna know the date[/s]

when is the election,I wanna know the date

Very soon sir. The date have not been fixed.

Lanick for miss nairaland 2016
Politics / Re: Presidency Says “husband” Of Rescued Chibok Girl Is Her Brother, Not Terrorist by Alocia(f): 7:15am On May 21, 2016
See as the girl dey look sef grin e be like say she won strangle the guy beside her. undecided

Vote Lanicky for miss nairaland 2016

https://www.nairaland.com/lanicky

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Romance / Re: See What A Guy Did To Me Becus I Deny Him Access To My Pussy by Alocia(f): 7:05am On May 21, 2016
MzHolly:
ah chop his money in restaurant... he want to taste my odolondolo by telling me to follow him to his house.. i refuse and he mess hot mess in d restaurant dat d smell make me vomit d food i ate. now ma stomach is empty. is this fair?

discuss...
What the fvck! shocked

Vote Lanicky and you shall have sense.

Lanicky for miss nairaland 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/lanicky

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Education / Re: Almost Half Of University Of Zimbabwe Students Are HIV Positive by Alocia(f): 6:58am On May 21, 2016
What? ! Is it a joke or something? Chai! undecided

Vote Lanicky for miss Nairaland 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/lanicky

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Phones / Re: Is Your Phone Smart Enough?? My Phone Did This by Alocia(f): 6:54am On May 21, 2016
Congratulations Teefeh grin you have every reason to feel fly. Although, it's not a big deal. Lol


Vote Lanicky for miss Nairaland 2016

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