what challenges does ur business face?

discipline.

hiya!

today is-

D-DAY!!!

"LEARN RUSSIAN DAY", (Ivan Kollof!)
"HIGHER EDUCATION DAY", (for mamas and papas )
"EYEWEAR DAY", (specs-tacular!)
"YO-YO DAY", (yo! gimme dat yo-yo!)
"DRIVE-IN MOVIE DAY", (with coke, popcorn, hot dogs, poptarts, …)
"GARDENING EXERCISE DAY", (tuck n roll, tuck n roll)
"APPLESAUCE CAKE DAY"!! (with treacle on top. mmmm)

tip of d day
if u know any man over 45 years old, tell them to check their prostate.
prostate cancer is preventable.
a stitch in time.
…

what issues/questions do u have?

what issues/questions do u have?

fitness.

hi!

today is-
"WORLD ENVIRONMENTAL DAY", (keep clean!)
"NATIONAL RUNNING DAY", (kip fit!)
"GINGERBREAD DAY", (yummy)
"NATIONAL MOONSHINE DAY" (shayo!!)
"NATIONAL VEGGIE BURGER DAY" (yuck!)

health tip of d day-
when u poop, as u sit on d bowl:
place ur inner elbows on ur knees and lower ur chest/head.
kind of folding into a squatting position.
this allows for easier passage of- poo.
(see? our ancestors got some things right)
…

what issues/questions do u have?

Lagosfinder:
Sorry my mistake

sorry is unnecessary.
we all commit errors.
moving forward is d koko.

AstroWorld:
Hi Group any doctor in the house , I need your help on my Heart and chest pain issue.
About last year around August i had a serious chest pain for the first which makes my Heart to beat fast and hard too.

what on earth was d indication for antibiotics?!

ur pcv and wbc are low.
-what did ur doctor tell u about them?

what's ur bp?
how much water do u drink daily?
- u myt be dehydrated and ur heart's struggling to cope.

what's ur diet like- how balanced is it?
- low iron intake can cause both symptoms.

what stressful event happened in/b4 august?
what habits do u have (little sleep, new job, smoking, alcohol, gambling, etc)
- if heart rate is always high, it myt b due to added strain on ur general system.
- possible panic attack that's sustained.

today is-

"NATIONAL SAFE DAY",
"CHEESE DAY", (yum)
"OLD MAIDS DAY", ( )
"COGNAC DAY"!! cheers!!!

health tip of the day-

ladies, stop buying human hair.
think about it-
who would want to sell her hair, her crown?
many are from poor/malnourished/diseased women.
you transfer whatever may be in the hair onto ur head!
why?!?
…

what questions do u have?

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Lagosfinder:

Existing

Real estate

visit d links below
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Lagosfinder:

Existing

Real estate

next time, simply copy d questions and add ur answers.
Tnx.
…
to ur answers:
what section of d real estate industry:
- sales, lease or rentals?
- design, construction or maintenance?
- residential, commercial or industrial?
- marketing or aftermarket services?

2 what- people, or branches?
2 what- hours, days, weeks, months or years?
…
if ur attitude to a free consultation is cavalier, how will u be open to good advice?

good morning!

today is-
"LEAVE THE OFFICE EARLY DAY",
"EGG DAY",
"NATIONAL REPEAT DAY",
"CHOCOLATE MACAROON DAY"!!



health tip of d day-
drink at least 400ml of [normal] water, first and last thing daily.
a minimum of 2 litres, graduating to 3.5/4 litres a day.
…

what questions do u have?

Lagosfinder:

becoming the market leader

good morning.
pls answer d qtns in d link below-

https://www.nairaland.com/5222886/msb-consult-becoming-market-leader

we'll continue there.
Tnx!

@ Lagosfinder:
this is ur thread.
kindly state d following:

startup or existing business?
state/LGA-
industry-
business size-
business age-
do u have a Business plan?
do u have a Marketing plan?
have u done a SWOT analysis?

it would be better for potential clients if u can show them proof.
so, how about using d treatment and posting d evidence?
a blogger/WordPress page will do.
thanks

babablogger:
Lalasticlala Seun

this is what primary healthcare should be tackling.
d fastest way to get attention is to contact Nigeria info-
on facebook/twitter/instagram.
ask them to get d attention of his HOA legislator, LGA and nass members.
since it's a new govt, everyone will be doing eye service.
so high likelihood of getting treatment.
God speed.

mindboggler:
Mods please move this to the front page.

if she saw a doctor in 2015, likely it's worsened.
d fastest way to get attention is to contact Nigeria info-
on facebook/twitter/instagram.
ask them to get d attention of her HOA legislator, LGA and nass members.
since it's a new govt, everyone will be doing eye service.
so high likelihood of getting treatment.
God speed.

Welcome.
This is a thread for medical problems.
I plan to offer advice, tips, possible solutions, etc to health challenges.
Whatever you're faced with, I'll do my level best to provide answers.
There are bound to be issues that require research; I'll say so whenever that's the case.

General guide:
1. I'll address problems on a 'first come, first served' basis. Later inquiries will be addressed- later (in the
subsequent days/weeks).
2. Each topic will have it's own thread. So once a health issue is tabled here, I'll create a new thread for it and provide the link as my reply to the poster.
3. Avoid using your real name and location. You can use either one.
4. I'll attend to this thread only once a day, due to other commitments.
5. Other guides to follow as we evolve.
6. I plan to use the information here in my blog, so kindly take note.

Please browse through some previous threads below.
They were created for sales, but you might get a few ideas/insights from the information there:

https://www.nairaland.com/3322992/forever-living-beauty-promo-skincare

https://www.nairaland.com/3323116/forever-living-mega-health-promo

https://www.nairaland.com/3322975/forever-living-sexual-health-promo

https://www.nairaland.com/3131057/childrens-day-ttc-discount-promo

God guide us.
Amen

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what challenges does ur business face?

mental strength.

wirinet:


False statement. A woman's genitals harbours far more dangerous bacteria (and viruses) than any other part of the body except the anus.

we're talking about a healthy person.
stop spreading fake news.
ladies, ignore the quoted statement.
if it was true, men would have died off by now-
and most people who performed MouthAction on women would have an infection.
anyone with an infection- whatever the gender- has dangerous germs.
stop tarring healthy women wit that silly (and insulting) brush.

www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/-The-vagina-is-cleaner-than-the-mouth-_18203468&template=MobileArticle

Hi.
Kindly read through the whole post; I'll simply reply any questions already answered here with "OP1".
Each week, I'll be giving advice to any business that needs help.
My focus is on micro and small (possibly some medium) enterprises.
From an Akara seller with low patronage, to a bakery looking to expand, to starting a trade/business with little funds- any and all problems facing business owners will be treated.
Caveat- I'm fallible.
Nuff said.


General guide:
1. I'll address problems on a 'first come, first served' basis. Later inquiries will be addressed- later (in the
subsequent days/weeks).
2. Each topic will have it's own thread. So once a health issue is tabled here, I'll create a new thread for it and provide the link as my reply to the poster.
3. Avoid using your real name and location. You can use either one.
4. I'll attend to this thread only once a day, due to other commitments.
5. Other guides to follow as we evolve.
6. I plan to use the information here in my blog, so kindly take note.
7. When you ask your questions, kindly state d following:
-startup or existing business?
-state/LGA-
-industry-
-business size-
-business age-
-do u have a Business plan?
-do u have a Marketing plan?
-have u done a SWOT analysis?
…

There. So spread the word, let's rub minds and encourage our collective success!
God guide us.
Amen

Modified-
Have a look at the threads below; you might get a few ideas and insights from them.

https://www.nairaland.com/4876711/msbn-launch-financial-mindset

https://www.nairaland.com/4997563/msb-consult-launchpad-zero-kobo

Good luck!

SageMK:
I'll allow it. However that toothbrush will be blacklisted.

Thinking about it, it's funny that a lot of couples have no qualms engaging in oralsex but can't share a toothbrush.

d mouth has more germs than genitals.
that said, ur right.
if u French kiss, etc then u already contracted any non genital fluids/germs in her system.
op, have u heard of mono?

fat is bad
her BMI will b scary.
aunty, go and lose weight o!
for d sake of ur loved ones.
nuff said

Effulgent:
I stopped when I saw that I was gradually becoming an improper fraction.... chest getting wider than the rest of the body....

any idea what I can do to balance this?

use a different routine for each day.
only lifting weights is actually very dangerous.
and u should do them when ur able to gett min 8 hrs sleep-
d body had to repair ur torn muscles.
u need a plan with a long term goal.

Google isometric and isotonic exercises.
focus on squats, leg pulls and clean jerks, to work ur lower body.
this will build ur laps, increase ur v shape and make u healthier.

start planking for 10-30 seconds and increase from there.
start sprints and skipping to
- improve ur cardio and stamina.
yoga and aerobics twice a week
- for balance and flexibility.

and increase ur calcium and vit C intake.
carbo load before lifting heavy weights.
protein and veg only after.

good luck

NeduLuiZ:
No excuses ...drop your gym pictures let's motivate others.
From skinny boy to a hunk!

guy,
well done.
but ur legs hardly changed.
focus on squats, leg pulls and clean jerks.
this will build ur laps, increase ur v shape and make u healthier.
start sprints and skipping to improve ur cardio and stamina.
and increase ur calcium and vit C intake.

good luck

lilclin:

good evening sir
Pls my small Yamaha gen refused to start.
I changed d plug last month but only used it 3 times since then- last time was over 3 weeks ago.
servicing was in February.
when I started it today, it died in 10 seconds.
after 1 hr, I tried again but it only coughed and refused all attempts.
pls advice.
thank you

also, if u have funds to add monthly, ur fixed account can be structured to accommodate it.

in which case u negotiate for better rates.

I hear wema bank's alat banking offers 10% normal savings.

Google to confirm o!

look into food, recharge cards or water/drinks.

in a partnership:

sign a proper agreement.

discipline urself.

improve d person's shop to show seriousness and get appreciation:
- painting, advertising, bringing ur colleagues to buy, etc

ericoleon:
Hi nairalanders please I would like to know of a good business which I can invest N300,000 and get a daily profit of N500 or above. I am open to businesses that would not require my presence.

ur looking for 5% monthly earnings.

if ur too busy to ruin d biz urself, u will b scammed.

ur bank can give u fixed deposit rates much better than that.

or invest in govt bonds/treasury bills thru dem.

u can research other established private bond/bill brokers.

if ur working full time, these r ur best options.

if ur weekends r free, look for a problem u can solve in ur area:
- for kids, students, ladies, guys, workers or families.

u will be better off partnering with a shop owner so they earn from your goods.
- over the weekend u do ur purchasing and bookkeeping.

good luck

This is the Micro-Small Business Consult, MSBC®
Welcome.
We'll be discussing your business Challenges and proffering Solutions to them.
There will be one Problem-Solving session each week.
The name is a misnomer. Does anyone know why?
We'll discuss that on my next thread:
"Know your level".

PLS NOTE:
All threads/links provided will be used on my consultancy blog.
Your permission is given by posting the link on this thread.

The format is simple:
You or I can create a thread on a topic.
If you post a link created by someone else, you must obtain permission from the OP. Therefore use the post's link that confirms his/her agreement as evidence of consent.

This thread will only be used to supply links to those threads, like the example below.
Any other comments here will be ignored.

As part of the Launch, I'm presenting a micro-enterprise for those willing to take up the challenge-

The Zero Kobo Startup- iCarwash©:
Link- https://www.nairaland.com/4997563/msb-consult-launchpad-zero-kobo

……………


Next:
"Know your level".

Next Over:
The Zero Kobo Collateral.

You're broke.
Like most of us.
You're jobless (yes, unemployed- instead of lazing about).
Like millions of Nigerians.

How do you start a business without any money?
That's the wrong question.
The right question is-
What legal things are you willing to do?

This opportunity is for those who're willing to leave pride at the door and work hard to succeed.

MSB Consult Presents-

iCarwash©:
1. Your service charge is N200 per car (guy, u won cari 3KG soap plus 100L water folo bodi? Reason am na).
2. ‎Your target is to wash a MINIMUM of 10 cars a day.
3. ‎Law of averages: You'll get 10% of all actual pitches (instead of contacts) as customers.
4. ‎Get a pen and plain paper.
5. Write: iCarwash. Get Your Soap And Water Ready- Your Car's About To Get A Bubble Bath! Bro. Buhari Osinbajo. 08012345678. Abuja LGA. Instagram- @iCarwash; Facebook- iCarwash.
6. Design and ‎cut as appropriate.
7. ‎Hand your handbills to EVERYONE! Plus all pedestrians.
8. ‎Walk the streets for your research.
9. ‎Research the 5-10km radius from your residence.
10. ‎Find busy office/market/commercial areas; banks, mechanics, petrol stations, restaurants/bars.
11. ‎Find open-space, mid-income apartment complexes: above lowcost housing; below fenced mansions.
12. ‎Learn tricks on first impressions and marketing on Wikihow through Freebasics.com
13. ‎Visit your place of worship. Request an announcement of your new venture- for patrons during services.
14. ‎Make sure you get a positive answer before you leave.
15. ‎Visit other places of worship for the same.
16. ‎Bear in mind: you may need to settle local 'cabals'- area boys, security/gatemen, etc.
17. ‎Borrow a phone with an Airtel or 9mobile sim.
18. ‎Get a CLEAN! 15L plastic bucket and an old, dark T-shirt. Black or brown, for washing. Another for drying/buffing.
19. ‎Dress in dark T-shirt and trousers. Rubber slippers.
20. ‎Walk the streets for your new business.

Here are tips for your growth and brand:
- Snap you first (and every other) car.
- ‎Use part of your first day's income to buy rain gear.
- ‎Get a unique look: hat/cap/sunglasses/neon vest. A weird, or eye catching color/design/branding.
- ‎Post on whatsapp, social media, nairaland- when you're off duty, you're advertising on social media.

UPGRADE!
The first 5 people to set up this business will get free consultation on growth and expansion.
Post your questions/updates/results below.

…………
Join us on the MSBN. Visit our launch page-

https://www.nairaland.com/4876711/msbn-launch-financial-mindset

I wish you Godspeed.
And success.

Have you formed your groups?

Mustiboy:
my laptop is toshiba c55-a, nd d architecture is 64bit. THANKS

unless ur HDD is an ssd, avoid win10.
it destroys disks.
Google is ur friend.