asdfjklhaha:
Let me tell you something biko, ayam not a feminist and I don't believe that what a man can do a woman can do better.
It is your duty to protect me, ayam tell you now because anytime you are not around and cockroach enters the house, I will use basket and cover it and keep broom beside. When you come back, you kill it.

If you can't protect me, who will...
Ayam praying for you

From your fucho waif

wish kyn skool u go sef?
come on spelin dey had u.
is FUSHOR, ok?
take coreshun

lol
na by force to win argument?
all of them r different from the Anglican church.
does that help?

Apination:

Which of the Catholic churches? Roman Catholic, Easter orthodox, Anglo Catholics, Coptic Catholics etc are you referring to?

as I said b4-
broken heart beta pass broken home.
abeg leave d girl; part as friends.
end of.

Kelvinsaint:
thanks dear but I can't agree to be catholic while since I was born my grandparents both are Anglican, and she want me to change my church... Capital N. O no and that final

whether u sell boli, puff puff, human hair or moto ca ( )-

advice to ginger ur biznes.

grow ur biznes.

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broken heart is better than broken home.
abi na una first love for dis life?
how much prayer and fasting have you both done?
I suggest you both go to each of your pastors before reaching a final decision.
in d end, pray for God's will.
God bless.

Kelvinsaint:
Brother, thanks so much for you advise but I can't do that, if her family detect our wedding choice and of church. their can still make her go against my own wish in marriage maybe tomorrow she may prefer her Rev uncle words more than my.


And she want me now to be a catholic against my wish. Cause I love her

yes, religion has caused a lot of havoc because of fallible human beings.
if ur versed in d new testament, u recall all d battles d apostles had with Christians who were spreading false teachings.
division don dey from day one, hence Christ's prayer for the church.

jcross19:
can you see what religion have done to us ! sometimes I wonder if we have different Jesus Christ maybe each denomination have their own Jesus ! true love I mean genuine love have no religion, race, tribe or limitation. some ladies remain stranded because of religion differences or denominations! catholic church have the highest spinsters in Nigeria! very bad fanaticism is not born of Christ.

lol.
ur funi.
d head of d Anglican church is d ruler (king or queen) of England.
Google is ur friend.

Apination:

Anglican or Roman Catholic, there's no difference, it's the same sacrament and creed. The Anglican church is still Catholic in nature just the name.

debaj10:
Thanks.
amazon how?

u can publish ur works on amazon.
check the business section for tips/tutorials.
if u do, keep us posted o.
good luck!

Ask and you shall receive.
Na Jesus talk am o!
But it's people God uses to help us.
Let's go!

Simple bullet point answers.
Eg-
Question:
I sell wholesale pure water.
how can I make more profit?

Answers:
- sell ice block
- introduce drinking bottles/vending bottles.

Keep us posted if the advice helped out o!
Keep up the hustle.
All glory to God.
…

oya, ask your own.

debaj10:

Wow...

hm
na real wow.
you sure this is a original piece?
if copied, acknowledge d owner o!
but if so, maybe write some more.
and look into publishing.
amazon myt b gud

Spacewalker:
As a student,I don't ask my parents for money for my school expenses.With my smartphone nd internet connection, I make cool cash weekly without stress.


If u are interested,drop ur WhatsApp number nd I will show u how u can make money like me.



Here are proofs nd testimonies of alerts.

lol
so, u went from complaining about being scammed, to looking for customers?
wehdon

Hi am new here..I just want to pour out my frustrations on this forum due to what happened to me
recently..last two weeks,I was really broke,I had only two thousand naira in my account and I was in
serious need of cash for some school expenses and my parents had not sent me money.so I decided to
find a way to get some cash for myself when I came across this fixed betting platform on whatsapp.At
first i ignored it,then later after thinking for a while,i decided to speak to the agent nd i did.After making
some enquiries,I learnt that the guy was selling odds.he said I could play with 1500 or 2000k to get
30,000k.I believed him and sent him 2000k for registration and another 1000..I had to borrow 1000k from
a friend .now i told him to play the game,he did and after 3 hours he told me that I won the money but i
had to balance him because he used 5000k to stake the game.I did not have any cash on me,I begged
him to give me half of my winnings so that I can complete his money,but he refused saying it was
against their policy.I said OK,I got the money tho it wasn't easy,sent him complete,called him to confirm
but he didn't pick ..I checked him in whatsapp but no way. later the guy switched off his phone. 5 days
on,I did not hear from this guy..I was so confused,frustrated,angry at myself for being so dumb.while this
was happening another guy from the same platform came and told me how one of their staff was caught
duping clients.I did not know what to say.he asked me to pay another money for reactivation fee So that
he can clear my winnings.I don't know what made me to pay that money again and I got duped the
second time..I sent the money to the guy on tuesday this week,uptil now he hasn't sent me my
winnings..I don't if i should cry..I had a mind of giving the guy's number to a guy I know who tracks
down people wherever they are and dealing with him..am confused. I have been scammed by many
money making platforms..sometimes I wonder if it is a crime to find money..All these betting platforms
are scammers..u don't win anything.even if u win,they won't send u ur winnings..mark my words I would
get my money back one way or another..
I just wanted to use this medium to sensitize people that FIXED MATCHES ARE NOTHIN BUT MAJOR
SCAM
Thank you

https://www.nairaland.com/5218768/how-scammed-twice-fixed-betting

hiya.
today is-

"INTERNATIONAL DAY OF THE TROPICS" (MONSOOOOON!!)

" CAMERA DAY" (do a photo bomb today! lol )n
"ALMOND BUTTERCRUNCH DAY" (sweet, homemade treats!)
"WAFFLE IRON DAY" (with BUTTERCRUNCH dessert! yum!! )

health tip of the day-
regular milk is better than skimmed.
unless you're overweight.
…

what health issues/questions do u have?

what challenges does ur business face?
time investment-
discipline yourself to read for a minimum of 1 hour a day.

hi.
today is-

"NATIONAL LOGISTICS DAY" (from producers to you!)
"INSURANCE AWARENESS DAY" (you need home and life insurance ooo!)
"PAUL BUNYAN DAY" (only a sturdy ax, my good man)
"ALASKA DAY" (brrrr, cold!)

health tip of the day-
fruit seeds aid digestion.
…

what health issues/questions do u have?

aloeman15:
what challenges does ur business face?

time investment-
declutter your desk, office and life.

hello,
today is-


"MICRO-, SMALL AND MEDIUM-SIZED ENTERPRISES DAY" (here's to the movers of the economy!!)

"ONION DAY" (scent, taste, vitamin C!!)
"BOMB POP DAY" (ice treats!)
"HANDSHAKE DAY" (how do you do?)
"PTSD AWARENESS DAY" (shell shock! )
"SUNGLASSES DAY" (MiB, anyone? )
"ICE CREAM CAKE DAY" (yesss!)
"ORANGE BLOSSOM DAY" (beautiful nature…)

health tip of the day-
go to bed at the exact time daily.
…
what health issues/questions do u have?

aloeman15:
what challenges does ur business face?

the hustle is real-
open before anyone, close after everyone.

hi!
today is-

"INTERNATIONAL DAY AGAINST DRUG ABUSE AND ILLICIT TRAFFICKING" (NDLEA, attention! )

"NATIONAL COCONUT DAY"! yaayy!! )
"BEAUTICIAN’S DAY" (lookin' good )
"PARCHMENT DAY" (as in eh? b4 paper o! )
"CHOCOLATE PUDDING DAY" (yum!)

health tip of the day-
cure constipation with high fibre diets.
fresh veggies, potatoes with skin on, brown oats.
…

what health issues/questions do u have?

aloeman15:
what challenges does ur business face?

ur customers are your most prized ingredients for success.
- literally the food for your business baby.

hello,
today is-

"DAY OF THE SEAFARER" (anchors aweigh, good sailors!! )

" LEON DAY" (6 months to Christmas!! )
"CATFISH DAY" (peppersoup ooo! )
"STRAWBERRY PARFAIT DAY" (yummy, yum, yum )

health tip of the day-
5 a day.
fruits and nuts.
5 a day.
…

what health issues/questions do u have?

what challenges does ur business face?
promos, discounts and freebies.
- edge out your competition

today is-

"PRALINES DAY"! yummiiieee!!!

health tip of the day-
stop using harsh tissue on your bum.

wipes, or spray with mild liquid soap.
…

what health issues/questions do u have?

aloeman15:
what challenges does ur business face?

cut back on your expenses by 10% each month.
your business baby needs all your spare resources.
- eating out, uber rides, fancy gadgets/clothes.

Funkesmart:
My dear nairalanders i hide my identity thats why i open a new account. I am shy to say this before. Since my shoe business went down as a result of loans I collected. have been facing lot of hard times. Please lemme just don't talk much. I just need One thousand naira for me and my brother to eat. I can't ask my neighbors because am a very shy person. If i eventually ask and they tell me they don't have, I can commit suicide as a result of shame. Please help this is my Whatsapp number here 09017594853.

Please don't say and you have data to browse because am using my brother's Hotspot right now.

Please someone should help...

if ur serious-
use ur phones as collateral.
buy stuff on credit to sell.
use where u live as a shop to practice/trade ur handwork.
…
even d whole of today was enough time to go to several churches to ask for food.
tomorrow, go to d nearest stores and ask for just expired bread/provisions.
yes, I speak from experience.
God bless.

modified
there r many charities that can help u.
Google their contact info

what challenges does ur business face?
maximize the use of your phone-
apps 4 time management, inventory, news feeds, etc.

starbuck:



Your moniker and sense of reasoning sounds like my cousin

y na

heyo!
today is-

"UNITED NATIONS PUBLIC SERVICE DAY (the world thanks you)

"SUMMERSGIVING"!! (generosity is a virtue!)
"HVAC TECH DAY" (for a comfortable office ambience)
"CHOCOLATE ECLAIR DAY" (salivating…)
"ONION RINGS DAY" (with eclairs?!? )

health tip of the day-
change your bathing sponge every 3 months ooo!
…

what health issues/questions do u have?

aloeman15:
what challenges does ur business face?

treat your business like a child of the same age-
you're it's parent, instead of the owner.

sammchuck1:
Please Help! I need Digital Marketing Tutorials/ Wordpress Tutorials but I don't have data to download or cash to pay for tutorials. But I want to learn. Please I am in Lagos. Anyone that would love to help would be doing a great thing really.

how will u get to d location?
how will ur tutor pay for power and data?
even if all materials are free, u still need to practice what ur taught online.
so to help ur ministry, google free course sites-
mooc
coursera
study at ur pace.
or:
make money to pay for comprehensive training-
https://www.nairaland.com/4997563/msb-consult-launchpad-zero-kobo

good luck

hullo,
today is-

"INTERNATIONAL DAY OF YOGA"! (bend, stretch, twist, headstand! lol)

"SELFIE DAY" (group pix, anyone?! )
"TAKE YOUR DOG TO WORK DAY" (if I hear!)

"WORLD MUSIC DAY"!!!! Jazz! Classical!! Rock Music!!!

SUMMER BEGINS!! (break out d sunglasses! )

"TAKE BACK THE LUNCH BREAK DAY" (who cari am b4 )
"DAY OF THE GONG" (brass, got to be brass)
"ARIZONA DAY" (... ooooookaayyyyy)
"PEACHES ‘N’ CREAM DAY" (yum! )
"GO SKATEBOARDING DAY" (time for some rad moves!)
"DAYLIGHT APPRECIATION DAY" (wit all d rain clouds? )
"SEASHELL DAY" (make a seashell necklace! )

health tip of the day-
take a 1 minute break at work, every hour-
walk out, walk around, have some water, walk in.
…

what health issues/questions do u have?

aloeman15:
what challenges does ur business face?

develop your SMART Goals.

hey y'all.
today is-

"World Refugee Day"! (help the IDPs on our streets! )

"VANILLA MILKSHAKE DAY" (watch the calories tho )
"INTERNATIONAL NYSTAGMUS AWARENESS DAY" (oh, to see clearly!)
"AMERICAN EAGLE DAY" (a most majestic bird
"ICE CREAM SODA DAY" (again, with the calories! haba! )
"KOUIGN AMANN DAY" (pastries! calories! whyyyyyy?!)
"HIKE WITH A GEEK DAY" (err… a virtual reality hike?! )

health tip of the day-
prevent cancer- avoid roasted foods!
better to boil than fry, better to fry than roast!!
suya, corn, yam, plantain- stop it!!!
…

what health issues/questions do u have?