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wirinet:
False statement. A woman's genitals harbours far more dangerous bacteria (and viruses) than any other part of the body except the anus.

we're talking about a healthy person.
stop spreading fake news.
ladies, ignore the quoted statement.
if it was true, men would have died off by now-
and most people who performed MouthAction on women would have an infection.
anyone with an infection- whatever the gender- has dangerous germs.
stop tarring healthy women wit that silly (and insulting) brush.

www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/-The-vagina-is-cleaner-than-the-mouth-_18203468&template=MobileArticle

Hi.
Kindly read through the whole post; I'll simply reply any questions already answered here with "OP1".
Each week, I'll be giving advice to any business that needs help.
My focus is on micro and small (possibly some medium) enterprises.
From an Akara seller with low patronage, to a bakery looking to expand, to starting a trade/business with little funds- any and all problems facing business owners will be treated.
Caveat- I'm fallible.
Nuff said.


General guide:
1. I'll address problems on a 'first come, first served' basis. Later inquiries will be addressed- later (in the
subsequent days/weeks).
2. Each topic will have it's own thread. So once a health issue is tabled here, I'll create a new thread for it and provide the link as my reply to the poster.
3. Avoid using your real name and location. You can use either one.
4. I'll attend to this thread only once a day, due to other commitments.
5. Other guides to follow as we evolve.
6. I plan to use the information here in my blog, so kindly take note.
7. When you ask your questions, kindly state d following:
-startup or existing business?
-state/LGA-
-industry-
-business size-
-business age-
-do u have a Business plan?
-do u have a Marketing plan?
-have u done a SWOT analysis?
…

There. So spread the word, let's rub minds and encourage our collective success!
God guide us.
Amen

Modified-
Have a look at the threads below; you might get a few ideas and insights from them.

https://www.nairaland.com/4876711/msbn-launch-financial-mindset

https://www.nairaland.com/4997563/msb-consult-launchpad-zero-kobo

Good luck!

SageMK:
I'll allow it. However that toothbrush will be blacklisted.

Thinking about it, it's funny that a lot of couples have no qualms engaging in oralsex but can't share a toothbrush.

d mouth has more germs than genitals.
that said, ur right.
if u French kiss, etc then u already contracted any non genital fluids/germs in her system.
op, have u heard of mono?

fat is bad
her BMI will b scary.
aunty, go and lose weight o!
for d sake of ur loved ones.
nuff said

Effulgent:
I stopped when I saw that I was gradually becoming an improper fraction.... chest getting wider than the rest of the body....

any idea what I can do to balance this?

use a different routine for each day.
only lifting weights is actually very dangerous.
and u should do them when ur able to gett min 8 hrs sleep-
d body had to repair ur torn muscles.
u need a plan with a long term goal.

Google isometric and isotonic exercises.
focus on squats, leg pulls and clean jerks, to work ur lower body.
this will build ur laps, increase ur v shape and make u healthier.

start planking for 10-30 seconds and increase from there.
start sprints and skipping to
- improve ur cardio and stamina.
yoga and aerobics twice a week
- for balance and flexibility.

and increase ur calcium and vit C intake.
carbo load before lifting heavy weights.
protein and veg only after.

good luck

NeduLuiZ:
No excuses ...drop your gym pictures let's motivate others.
From skinny boy to a hunk!

guy,
well done.
but ur legs hardly changed.
focus on squats, leg pulls and clean jerks.
this will build ur laps, increase ur v shape and make u healthier.
start sprints and skipping to improve ur cardio and stamina.
and increase ur calcium and vit C intake.

good luck

[quote author=lilclin post=77961415][/quote]good evening sir
Pls my small Yamaha gen refused to start.
I changed d plug last month but only used it 3 times since then- last time was over 3 weeks ago.
servicing was in February.
when I started it today, it died in 10 seconds.
after 1 hr, I tried again but it only coughed and refused all attempts.
pls advice.
thank you

also, if u have funds to add monthly, ur fixed account can be structured to accommodate it.

in which case u negotiate for better rates.

I hear wema bank's alat banking offers 10% normal savings.

Google to confirm o!

look into food, recharge cards or water/drinks.

in a partnership:

sign a proper agreement.

discipline urself.

improve d person's shop to show seriousness and get appreciation:
- painting, advertising, bringing ur colleagues to buy, etc

ericoleon:
Hi nairalanders please I would like to know of a good business which I can invest N300,000 and get a daily profit of N500 or above. I am open to businesses that would not require my presence.

ur looking for 5% monthly earnings.

if ur too busy to ruin d biz urself, u will b scammed.

ur bank can give u fixed deposit rates much better than that.

or invest in govt bonds/treasury bills thru dem.

u can research other established private bond/bill brokers.

if ur working full time, these r ur best options.

if ur weekends r free, look for a problem u can solve in ur area:
- for kids, students, ladies, guys, workers or families.

u will be better off partnering with a shop owner so they earn from your goods.
- over the weekend u do ur purchasing and bookkeeping.

good luck

This is the Micro-Small Business Consult, MSBC®
Welcome.
We'll be discussing your business Challenges and proffering Solutions to them.
There will be one Problem-Solving session each week.
The name is a misnomer. Does anyone know why?
We'll discuss that on my next thread:
"Know your level".

PLS NOTE:
All threads/links provided will be used on my consultancy blog.
Your permission is given by posting the link on this thread.

The format is simple:
You or I can create a thread on a topic.
If you post a link created by someone else, you must obtain permission from the OP. Therefore use the post's link that confirms his/her agreement as evidence of consent.

This thread will only be used to supply links to those threads, like the example below.
Any other comments here will be ignored.

As part of the Launch, I'm presenting a micro-enterprise for those willing to take up the challenge-

The Zero Kobo Startup- iCarwash©:
Link- https://www.nairaland.com/4997563/msb-consult-launchpad-zero-kobo

……………


Next:
"Know your level".

Next Over:
The Zero Kobo Collateral.

You're broke.
Like most of us.
You're jobless (yes, unemployed- instead of lazing about).
Like millions of Nigerians.

How do you start a business without any money?
That's the wrong question.
The right question is-
What legal things are you willing to do?

This opportunity is for those who're willing to leave pride at the door and work hard to succeed.

MSB Consult Presents-

iCarwash©:
1. Your service charge is N200 per car (guy, u won cari 3KG soap plus 100L water folo bodi? Reason am na).
2. ‎Your target is to wash a MINIMUM of 10 cars a day.
3. ‎Law of averages: You'll get 10% of all actual pitches (instead of contacts) as customers.
4. ‎Get a pen and plain paper.
5. Write: iCarwash. Get Your Soap And Water Ready- Your Car's About To Get A Bubble Bath! Bro. Buhari Osinbajo. 08012345678. Abuja LGA. Instagram- @iCarwash; Facebook- iCarwash.
6. Design and ‎cut as appropriate.
7. ‎Hand your handbills to EVERYONE! Plus all pedestrians.
8. ‎Walk the streets for your research.
9. ‎Research the 5-10km radius from your residence.
10. ‎Find busy office/market/commercial areas; banks, mechanics, petrol stations, restaurants/bars.
11. ‎Find open-space, mid-income apartment complexes: above lowcost housing; below fenced mansions.
12. ‎Learn tricks on first impressions and marketing on Wikihow through Freebasics.com
13. ‎Visit your place of worship. Request an announcement of your new venture- for patrons during services.
14. ‎Make sure you get a positive answer before you leave.
15. ‎Visit other places of worship for the same.
16. ‎Bear in mind: you may need to settle local 'cabals'- area boys, security/gatemen, etc.
17. ‎Borrow a phone with an Airtel or 9mobile sim.
18. ‎Get a CLEAN! 15L plastic bucket and an old, dark T-shirt. Black or brown, for washing. Another for drying/buffing.
19. ‎Dress in dark T-shirt and trousers. Rubber slippers.
20. ‎Walk the streets for your new business.

Here are tips for your growth and brand:
- Snap you first (and every other) car.
- ‎Use part of your first day's income to buy rain gear.
- ‎Get a unique look: hat/cap/sunglasses/neon vest. A weird, or eye catching color/design/branding.
- ‎Post on whatsapp, social media, nairaland- when you're off duty, you're advertising on social media.

UPGRADE!
The first 5 people to set up this business will get free consultation on growth and expansion.
Post your questions/updates/results below.

…………
Join us on the MSBN. Visit our launch page-

https://www.nairaland.com/4876711/msbn-launch-financial-mindset

I wish you Godspeed.
And success.

Have you formed your groups?

Mustiboy:
my laptop is toshiba c55-a, nd d architecture is 64bit. THANKS

unless ur HDD is an ssd, avoid win10.
it destroys disks.
Google is ur friend.

moses500:
Check the link again. https://www.compovine.com/

same.

maybe its only me.

technuel:
We are on the process of launching a new startup which is a Real Estate Market place. Business partners, co founders and investors are needed. For co founders you need to be in Lagos as our start up is going to kick start in Lagos. The Real Estate sector is a million dollar market and it is yet to be exploited in Nigeria. Come letsjoin our hands together and explore this potential viable business. If you are interested please drop your No or possibly send an email to propsvilla@gmail.com or Whatsapp me with this no 09024887335 thank you. Together we can create jobs and make more money for ourselves.

I suggest you provide a full complement of social media handles:

whatsapp, facebook, Instagram and twitter.

and a good website.

with company email.

and your partners' and company real estate resumes.

or else your million dollar idea might die quick.

alternatively, like most advertisers here, market your properties as a one man business.

from ur site:

Fatal error : Allowed memory size of 268435456 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 64 bytes) in /home/compovin/public_html/wp-includes/meta.php on line 846

I suggest u remove the link from your post.

Oluqueen:
The 2018 Total Startup of the year challenge came to an end a month ago.

Most ideas and businesses scaled through so far all the questions in the challenge form were attended to.

At this second stage, participants are admonished to post their project ideas on social media to gain likes which would be converted to 10% of their total scores.

This post is dedicated to such participants, please come here and post your project ideas and links. You can also give a brief description of your project to gain more likes.

Let me go first...

Project Name( Author): Igboke Oluchi

Project Title: Food Storage and Processing utilizing Artificial Intelligence in information collection.

Link:.
https://startupper-of-the-year-challenge.total.com/en/juries/NbVfpWn54Btp9yIdOZoFUQ/participations/3158/vote#

Brief Description of Challenge in the Country:

 Lack of food storage facilities and efficient processing in Nigeria results to enormous losses in monetary terms.

 Most crops are seasonal, thus they are routinely available in copious quantities at certain parts of the year and in lesser or no considerable proportions in the remaining parts of the year.

 According to FAO "an adequate crop and sustainable food system are dearly needed, together with efficient processing and continuous distribution to ensure equitable and adequate supplies at the national, district and household levels."

This project aims to promptly initiate food storage and processing systems, utilizing Artificial Intelligence in the collection process.

This will progressively reduce food wastage and spoilage to the barest minimum.

Please like my project via this link to offer your support for a better food storage and processing technique in Nigeria (Project Name: Oluchi Igboke). See link below:

https://startupper-of-the-year-challenge.total.com/en/juries/NbVfpWn54Btp9yIdOZoFUQ/participations/3158/vote#

how would this work in a country without power, and farmers without money or understanding of ur ideas?
did u provide power and trainin solutions/alternatives?

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I suggest that you focus on a specific income generating field that people can relate to- and earn from.
eg:

create a business support package for exporters of small agric produce.
many of them have a hard time finding clients and meeting regulations.
have a whatsapp group where they collaborate and contribute.
establish your credentials by arranging for them to send even 1 container load.
keep me posted.

good luck.

This is a 'give back'/ CSR project to support Micro and Small businesses.
Each week, we'll discuss the problems facing an MSE, Micro/Small Enterprise.
Hopefully, we'll be able to profit from the festive season and beyond.
The format guide will follow next week.

………

OUR FINANCIAL MINDSET

Hard work is hard work-
Whether you're holding a business meeting in a private jet;
Or carrying 50kg cement under the scorching sun.
Of the two, who has the potential to learn more?

And 'sweat equity' means one uses more sweat to earn the wages of the other.
- is a doctor less hardworking than a bricklayer?
- whose sweat equity is greater?

The poor are the worst managers of money, which is why they usually remain poor.
- its their mindset that determines their eventuality.
- one of the best examples is comparing the average family size between rich and poor.

Who expects a rich man's child to go labour in servitude, just to learn lessons diligence or discipline?
- is he the prodigal son?
- was the elder son living in luxury, even surrounded by his father's wealth?

We pray constantly for divine favour and financial blessings.
- yet we subconsciously reject every notion of great wealth!
- but still expect a better life: how, by luck? Or miracle?

If we use what we have, work smart and manage our resources effectively:
We'll be blessing others with jobs and higher standards of living.
- within 2-5 years.
- why do we refuse to?

The 'To Do' List:
We need to find a few good books to improve our financial intelligence.
Read ONE PAGE a day- at meal times or in a bus.
Find a way to teach *FINANCIAL LITERACY* from that one page to your children.
Teach them savings and investment; assets and liabilities; balance sheets, income and expenses.
Do this every day.

Find people online who are where you want to be.
Search their social media history.
Get 2/3 of them to mentor you.
Find out what they did.
Do it.

Discuss money-making ideas at work, home and church.
Have fun learning how to reduce your expenses.

Use what you own for your money-making ideas.
Or borrow it from your neighbour.
Or apply for a govt grant.
Banks as LAST resort!

Start a group for ajo/esuru/cooperative.
Better still, if you're all funding the same business project.
Start a 'Money Book Club'© with them, so everyone is thinking alike.
Learn, question, fail, improve, grow.
Succeed.

Thank you.

Courtesy, The MSBN®
The Micro, Small Business Network

Still open.
apply now.
good luck.

Enesth:
mail sent

due to your location, your interview will be online unless you request otherwise.
you'll be sent an email by Friday.
good luck.

still open.
apply now.
good luck.

relaunch, after a break.
jump in!

s3tt1ngz003:
anything close door meeting, beware 2019 is coming, obasanjo want to be relevant again

In other words, I've been posting for this topic material for a week now, does that means no one has material for this topic on nairaland "An examination of the effect of abandoned property on residential neighborhoods"

copy: effect of abandoned property
paste in search box above.
click search.
when the results display, return to the search box;
click on 'all sections'.
scroll to property and select.
click search again.
view.

hmmm.
so. Anambra state has a ranch.
who knew.

wow. just... wow.

blackpanda:
What a load of horsecrap. Even jonathan himself knew he was dumb
and useless. How can a President open his mouth to support "common
stealing" and u think US will support such a corrupt individual Stop
dreaming. Jonathan has no one to blame but himself

sir,
kindly pick up a dictionary to discover the difference between stealing and corruption- a statement made by a former cjn.
if you lack access to a dictionary, Google is your friend.
Tnx sir.

Neyomickey1:
My thought exactly! I am not really perturbed about Buhari at the moment but the coming together of the unpleasant fellows seems not to sit well with me. I believed there is something that Buhari is either taking away from them, in this case our national pot. If the so called listed names are people behind taking over from Buhari, I would rather stick with him.

how many more Nigerians need to be massacred before you 'believe' buhari should be chased out of govt?
even if you have some of his hidden achievements that we're unaware of?
just how many dead will convince you?!

TonyeBarcanista:
Great... Nigerians are united to permanently retire Buhari to Daura.

We can't wait to experience the government of His Excellency, Senator Ahmed Muhammed Makarfi starting May 29, 2019...


May the affliction called Buhari not rise the second time

pls, stop attaching titles and accolades to these people.
what makes him excellent as a senator?
their egos are big enough.
I beg u.

lol
where is obudu cattle ranch?
Olu falae's farm has been invaded at least 3 times by cattle.
what will you do if the fg buys land from your state and gives to "those whose strengths and competitive edge are in cow rearing", according to you?
instead of getting your people to take the initiative by registering interest in the proposal, you're enacting defensive posturing.
it's me you'll blame when it happens abi?
isok o!
kpele.
will herdsmen endanger their cattle for 'politics'?

KratosCorp:
My state CANNOT offer even one inch of land for ranching.

Cow rearing is not in any way near our areas of economic strength and viability. So we will rather use our little lands to host more viable and productive economic activities.

Those whose strengths and competitive edge are in cow rearing should build the ranches in their own regions and on their own vast ancestoral lands. They can then use modern transportation systems (trucking, trains or cargo boats, etc) to distribute the cows, milk and beefs to other regions - as the case may be. This will not only foster peace, but it will also create thousands (if not millions) of new direct jobs. Plus, this will cause a tremendous positive boost in the economy, especially in the transport, energy and insurance sectors.

We do not need your ranch in our lands. Keep it in your region.


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