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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Toke Makinwa 35th Birthday Dinner by alonzoiv(m): 5:33am On Nov 08, 2019
Nasus
Business / Re: Reactions As Access Bank Deducts Backlogs Stamp Duty From Agents Account by alonzoiv(m): 6:01am On Nov 07, 2019
For this Ember month period?
Politics / Re: Young Boys Climb Dino Melaye's Convoy In Lokoja (Photos) by alonzoiv(m): 5:58am On Nov 07, 2019
Dino the Dinosaur.
Kogi people are in for it.
Dino vs Smart Adeyemi /Yahaya Bello.
Devil and the deep blue sea

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Romance / Re: My Husband Wants Me To Have Sex With His Brother - Nigerian Woman Cries Out by alonzoiv(m): 4:26am On Nov 07, 2019
Nkan be

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Celebrities / Re: Ladies Seen Vibing To Naira Marley MAFO Inside Snow. VIDEO by alonzoiv(m): 4:25am On Nov 07, 2019
What do we do now?
Politics / Re: Lagos State Fire Service Did Not Use Buckets To Quench The Balogun Market Fire. by alonzoiv(m): 4:23am On Nov 07, 2019
A quicker response to emergencies would have sufficed , than this long kind of explanation. Nigeria, my Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Fire Outbreak: Sanwo-olu Visits Balogun Market, Promises To Give Support by alonzoiv(m): 4:19am On Nov 07, 2019
At least, he wasn't spotted pointing. The pointing Governor.
Events / Re: This Couple Nailed It by alonzoiv(m): 4:17am On Nov 07, 2019
Where's the hammer and the wood?
Politics / Re: Victor Umeh Builds Classroom After Losing Election by alonzoiv(m): 4:16am On Nov 07, 2019
It's not his money.
Plus, he's still eligible to contest in another election. So, he's preparing himself.

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Education / Re: Secondary School Students Sing Naira Marley's "Opotoyi" During Assembly by alonzoiv(m): 4:14am On Nov 07, 2019
Marlians. Misplaced priorities. An impending doom. I fear for the future generation. So much to grapple with. The decadence in this present society is so alarming.
Families have a great role to play in moulding the lives of these young ones.
I wonder what the school authorities have to say about this, as teachers are supposed to be supervising the students.

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Family / Re: Grieving Husband Dies 24 Hours After Wife’s Demise (photo) by alonzoiv(m): 5:12am On Nov 06, 2019
Greyworld:

From the boy's story, they re the Landlord.
May God forgive the deceased for what he brought on himself and his family then. But that's a general thing too, particularly for Lagos landlords

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Celebrities / Re: Davido React After Bloggers Post A Video Of Crowd Snubbing Him On Stage. VIDEO by alonzoiv(m): 5:09am On Nov 06, 2019
At most, you'll arrest them. E pass that one?

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Family / Re: Woman Divorces Her Husband Over Too Much Sex In Adamawa, Husband Appeals by alonzoiv(m): 5:00am On Nov 06, 2019
The wife (name withheld) had earlier sought for dissolution of her marriage on grounds that each time she had sex with her husband (name withheld), she sustains injury.

She told the Nassarawo Area Court in Jimeta, Yola North, that her man is stronger than her, that his obsession for constant and prolonged sex is beyond her.

She said her problem is worsened by neglect, as he does not give her food nor provide her other basic needs.

Plenty things follow this one o.
No lubrication, hence, dryness and injury. Solution- Vaseline, lubricant or saliva
Stronger than her, constant obsession and prolonged kpansh...Solution- sex doll.
And finally, Neglect and non provision of food and other basic needs- the man is wicked and close an animal. You starve her and want to banng her to death. Fear God.

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Crime / Re: Drama As Two Nuns Become Pregnant In Catholic Church by alonzoiv(m): 4:55am On Nov 06, 2019
End time things
Body no be wood
Na African stick sweet pass
Which African country was it? I hope it's not Nigeria?
Nigeria African cassava, strong enough to break chastity vows.
Africa to the world.
Family / Re: Woman Divorces Her Husband Over Too Much Sex In Adamawa, Husband Appeals by alonzoiv(m): 4:55am On Nov 06, 2019
What is this world turning into?
Sex, of all things? Jobless man.


And to even think he appealed again, after the initial ruling. It's either the man is wicked or there's gold and paradise beneath the crevice of the woman.

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Celebrities / Re: Overload! Delivery Bikeman Give A Bread Seller A Lift At 3rd Mainland Bridge. by alonzoiv(m): 4:54am On Nov 06, 2019
May the good Lord bless the good works of our hands. Amen.
Celebrities / Re: Efcc Jails Two Brothers Five Years For $788 Scam-(pic) by alonzoiv(m): 4:51am On Nov 06, 2019
Sounds like names of two dogs. One chihuahua and another nikita.
They're definitely unLucky.
Shikini money. Boys wan cash out before December.

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Family / Re: Grieving Husband Dies 24 Hours After Wife’s Demise (photo) by alonzoiv(m): 4:49am On Nov 06, 2019
The house with 14 rooms and shops has only two pit toilets.

May God forgive Lagos landlords generally. Maximising profit at the detriment of the tenants/inhabitants.
May the souls of the departed rest in peace.
I hope something immediate is done in the area, to prevent further outbreak.

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Crime / Re: Land Grabbers Sack Landlords, Tenants From Lagos Community by alonzoiv(m): 4:44am On Nov 06, 2019
Landlords about to be tenants. I don't envy them at all.
December don dey come, everybody wan cash out, go do big boy for village.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Saraki Meets Busola Dakolo (Photos) by alonzoiv(m): 3:48am On Nov 05, 2019
To console her over the rape incident that happened 20 years ago.

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Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha, Ribadu, Others Attend Retreat For Cabinet In Gombe by alonzoiv(m): 3:47am On Nov 05, 2019
Is he the SGF of Gombe State ?
Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots Sporadically During An Arrest In Aba, Nigerians React by alonzoiv(m): 7:34am On Nov 04, 2019
Fools in uniform.
I recommend that psychological examination be conducted on policemen before firearms are issued to them.
Most of these incidents are avoidable.
Post him to North East now, he will resign or protest.

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Celebrities / Re: Burnab Boy Becomes First African Artiste To Shutdown Wembly (Photos) by alonzoiv(m): 7:33am On Nov 04, 2019
That's cool. Kudos Burna Boy

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Crime / Re: Tochi Nwawuba: 'SARS Arresting Me For Keeping Beard' by alonzoiv(m): 4:17pm On Nov 03, 2019
Yeye SARS. Wait o, have they not been scraped?

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Crime / Re: Victor Duru Arrested For Blackmailing Female Church Members With Their Nudes by alonzoiv(m): 4:11pm On Nov 03, 2019
Toy gun my foot. The punishment for a toy gun is the same for a real gun. And to think he claimed of one the girls was his ex-girlfriend, is pathetic.

Women too can be gullible. He's your ex and he made love to you and took your pictures and blackmailed you with it. She should have left him to push the pictures online na.
No be unclothedness? Wetin we never see before?

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Crime / Re: Victor Duru Arrested For Blackmailing Female Church Members With Their Nudes by alonzoiv(m): 4:09pm On Nov 03, 2019
Good for him. He should be made to face the full wrath of the law with punishments commensurate to the pain and agony he caused his victims.

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Sports / Re: Ricardo Marques Ferreira Dead: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hairdresser Stabbed To Death by alonzoiv(m): 4:06pm On Nov 03, 2019
Rest in Peace to him. Thorough investigation is advised. Stab wounds...hmmmm.

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Crime / Re: Godwin Goodluck, Missing 4-Year-Old Boy: Have You Seen Him? by alonzoiv(m): 4:01pm On Nov 03, 2019
May heaven protect him and God's protection dwell on him. He shall be found hale and hearty and sound. No harm shall befall him.

My prayers are with him.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Hairdresser Stabbed To Death In Swiss Hotel Room by alonzoiv(m): 3:59pm On Nov 03, 2019
Rest in Peace to him. Thorough investigation is advised.
Celebrities / Re: Singer Qdot Gifts His Mom a House On Her Birthday. PHOTOS & VIDEO by alonzoiv(m): 6:53am On Nov 03, 2019
Who's Q-dot?
Celebrities / Re: Singer Qdot Gifts His Mom A House On Her Birthday (Photos) by alonzoiv(m): 6:52am On Nov 03, 2019
Who's Q-dot?
Politics / Re: You Are The Most Trustworthy VP Ever - Emir Of Daura Tells Osinbajo by alonzoiv(m): 6:51am On Nov 03, 2019
Promote him to President na.
Stupid emir, trying to brainwash a whole Prof.

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