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Car Talk / Re: Never Use Dishwashing Liquid To Wash Your Car by alonzoiv(m): 5:36am On Oct 11, 2019
Sadly true. But Nigerians are known for looking for short-cuts to everything.

Lalasticlala... let the people know, before Baba Kazeem, go spoil him new motor wey him never pay the cooperative money finish.

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Crime / Re: Man Cultivates Marijuana In The bathroom by alonzoiv(m): 4:32pm On Oct 03, 2019
This is big money. A cartel is about to go down.
Must be an insider job.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Re-Arraigns Fugitive Yahoo Boy In Ilorin (Photo) by alonzoiv(m): 7:16pm On Oct 02, 2019
And the unrepentant scammer is even smiling. Seems he doesn't know the gravity of his crime. No bail for him this time around.
Small time foolish scammer, jumped bail and still remained in the same town.
E stop dey learn work.

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Politics / Re: Governor Inuwa-Yahaya Nominates Husseina, Goje’s Daughter As Commissioner, Gombe by alonzoiv(m): 5:58pm On Oct 02, 2019
Thought it was Yahaya Bello. Journalists and deceit.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Minister Bags UNIOSUN Doctorate Degree (photos) by alonzoiv(m): 10:59am On Sep 22, 2019
How does this affect the new CBN policy okn deposits and withdrawals?

Was the University not founded during his tenure?

If he likes, he should add Dr. to his name, it would still amount to impersonation.

Dr. Ogbeni Raufu Aregbesola aka Aregberascal.
Crime / Re: Apprentice Commits Suicide Three Months After Boyfriend Did Same by alonzoiv(m): 6:26am On Sep 21, 2019
Too bad. Let her go and meet him in hell
Crime / Re: Indian Police Arrest Nigerian Man For Staying Illegally In The Country (Photo) by alonzoiv(m): 6:25am On Sep 21, 2019
Name checkers, keep off. He has been identified as a Nigerian. That's all.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest 21-year-old Man For Raping 10 Of His Boss' Children In Sokoto by alonzoiv(m): 6:21am On Sep 21, 2019
He should be made to pass through the same ordeal as he made those children pass through over the years. Let him rot in hell.
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Known Rich Guy, Shatta Bandle Visit Paul Okoye by alonzoiv(m): 5:44am On Sep 19, 2019
Send acclaimed billoniare ghanian dwarf
Politics / Re: Kwara Governor Rejects States Education Material With His Picture by alonzoiv(m): 5:42am On Sep 19, 2019
That's a good move (if true). May God grant him the strength and wisdom to lead his people right. This is a commendable and rightg feat. I pray he's able to continue like this.

Kwara has suffered long enough in the hands of the Saraki family/dynasty. A breath of fresh air is a welcome development.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Prison’s Staff, 5 Others For ATM Fraud (photos) by alonzoiv(m): 5:56pm On Sep 18, 2019
Greedy folks. Let them rot in hell.
Properties / Re: My Late Dad's Properties Has Been Stolen By His Lawyer by alonzoiv(m): 6:14am On Sep 18, 2019
Get another lawyer to fight your case out. Or report to the NBA. What do I know sef? I'm not learned.
Celebrities / Re: ID Cabasa Slapped By A Policeman by alonzoiv(m): 6:09am On Sep 18, 2019
So, what now happened? Because you sang/featured in Totori, you are now a star?

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Two Men For Young Women’s Murder In Portharcourt Hotels by alonzoiv(m): 6:04am On Sep 18, 2019
Nigeria Police don go arrest innocent people o. All in a bid to show that they're on top of the situation. Nawaoh. I pity those arrested. They'd be forced to write incriminating statements now.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Fidelity Bank Employee For Allegedly Stealing N137m(photos) by alonzoiv(m): 6:01am On Sep 18, 2019
What a foolish banker. How in the world did he think his deeds wont be found out?
Politics / Re: Fayose Sends Strong Message To Fayemi On One Year Anniversary As Ekiti Governor by alonzoiv(m): 5:59am On Sep 18, 2019
Fayose, the sifia pains crooner. Peter the rock of paper.
Politics / Re: See Femi Adesina’s Statement On Buhari’s New Order On SPIP by alonzoiv(m): 5:56am On Sep 18, 2019
End of the road for him.
Politics / Re: See Femi Adesina’s Statement On Buhari’s New Order On SPIP by alonzoiv(m): 5:56am On Sep 18, 2019
And, that's the end of the road for him.
Crime / Re: Soldier, Four Others Nabbed For Killing Police Inspector by alonzoiv(m): 4:46am On Sep 17, 2019
He who kills should be killed too.
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And His Wife, Nabila Fash Kiss On The Street In Italy by alonzoiv(m): 4:43am On Sep 17, 2019
Bleached-up couple.

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Crime / Re: Sister Of Latest Victim Of Port Harcourt Serial Killer Cries Out by alonzoiv(m): 4:40am On Sep 17, 2019
May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss and comfort them. May the perpetrator face God's wrath until he's caught.

The need to install cctv cameras in hotels in portharcourt cannot be over emphasized.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Comedian, Mama Tobi Meets Bishop TD Jakes In Lagos (Photos) by alonzoiv(m): 4:38am On Sep 17, 2019
We don't know both of them here in ....

Is the Pastor promoting cross-dressing?

The world has come into the church and the church has gone into the world.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Muhammad Bayero, Village Head In Plateau State (Graphic Photos) by alonzoiv(m): 4:36am On Sep 17, 2019
Rest in Peace. May peace elude the perpetrators, and may God's wrath be visited on them until they're caught.

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Romance / Re: Angry Man Calls Out Mbaise People For Their Outrageous Marriage Requirements by alonzoiv(m): 4:34am On Sep 17, 2019
Useless culture. Placing huge money on their ladies, like they are goods, and ultimately frustrating interested suitors, while leaving their ladies to grow old without getting married .

Slowly impoverishing suitable suitors all in the name of marriage.

I think i agree to the adage that says, if you see a snake and a mbaise person, mend the mbaise person first.

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Celebrities / Re: Evicted Bbnaija Housemate, Enkay Slays In Bikini (photo) by alonzoiv(m): 4:29am On Sep 17, 2019
This is no slaying. Arrant nonsense

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Crime / Re: Unattended To Baby Drowns In Bath. VIDEO by alonzoiv(m): 2:13am On Sep 10, 2019
Put graphic pictures, pls. Or viewers discretion.
Politics / Re: MURIC Slams Edwin Clark Over Mosque Furore In Delta State by alonzoiv(m): 2:12am On Sep 10, 2019
MURIC ko, Muri ni. Noisemakers.
Is their another person in that MURIC, apart from the attention-seeking Prof?

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Crime / Re: South African Woman Kills Her 4 Children With Rat Poison (video) by alonzoiv(m): 2:06am On Sep 10, 2019
Too bad . Even though, they are South Africans, every human life is precious. Rest in Peace to the little ones.
The Father of two of her four children, was caught cheating, yet, she went ahead to murder the four children.
The heart of women is desperately wicked.
Romance / Re: See Why #Konji Is Currently Trending On Twitter (Screenshots) by alonzoiv(m): 2:03am On Sep 10, 2019
Wetin Musa eyes never see finish for gate?
An example of buy one, get one free.
Ayo, another classic Yoruba demon.

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Becomes Brand Ambassador For Lotto9ja, Signs Millions of Naira deal by alonzoiv(m): 1:41am On Sep 10, 2019
kapachumanimanichupako.

When God says it's your time, no man on this earth can stop it.


Congrats green-haired man.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Stunning Photos Of Her Outfit To The New York Fashion Week by alonzoiv(m): 1:37am On Sep 10, 2019
Looks tacky. Not fashionable a bit
Celebrities / Re: "Tacha Is My Winner For Bigbrother Season 4" Bobrisky Show His Support For Tacha by alonzoiv(m): 1:35am On Sep 10, 2019
Risky Bobrisky... anybody Bobrisky supports is already a failure.

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