₦airaland Forum

Sept20:
Overrated Shiit!

abeg no vex, take an handkie and wipe those tears @diddydiva u try nice I-mage-nation good one there. For all those quoting starting from Laveda 3 strokes each, o ya give me ur hands.

Diddyydiva:
Typical Nigerians' way of announcing engagement
(The man's family In their best attire seated on benches, The man grinning from ear to ear, The lady's family welcome them and request the reason of their visit. )
The man's father: We the family of Oyedele have found a rose in your garden.
The lady's father : Who dares enter my compound without my permission?
The man's father: My son Decker has found a jewel in your house. Your Jewel Your main
The lady's father: hmmmmmmmm, Decker is that so ?
Decker: ( stammering) yes..... yes sir.( looks at the shy yourmain )
The lady's father: Yourmain do you want to marry this man ? Once you leave , you are not coming back
Your main: Yes papa I love him ...... ( smiles)
The lady's father: well my people since the two people agreed, I see no reason I should oppose. pls nothing must happen to my daughter .
The man's family: Nothing will.
Yourmain's mother: ( facing deckers mother) she is the apple of my eyes. pls take good care of her my in law . ( wipes tears)
Decker's mother: I will treat her like my daughter. My Good inlaw
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THE ANNOUNCEMENT .
Decker: hello, Naijaboy how far na?
Naijboy: I dey o . wetin happen.
Decker : guy I don engage oooooo . im getting married soon
Naijaboy: to who na?
Decker: My girl nani .
Naijaboy: Wao . that's great . Guy you don tell stfuareyougod? That guy go run mad say an you win yourmain . KingLekan go throw you stone. Mehn I happy for you oooo . Traplord go cry o
Decker: I won her sha, I've called tosyne2much and wristbangle. you will be the best man o
Naijaboy: No worry my guy. we dey each others back nah. congrats oooooo
Estharfabian: Hello your main, Adeh39 told me she saw your whatsapp profile picture and status, that you are engaged, she said Punkyveer told has confirmed it too . I logged in on Facebook now. I saw your new status.
Your main: Yes bae, I'm engaged
Esther: who is the guy?
Y. m: Deck of course.
Esther: So you won at last, Msphyno must be going crazy now , Misspicy will be very happy
Y .M : I called her yesterday, she was very Happy. You are responsible for the cake.
Esther: I will call Twaci and mirexxx for the decorations
YM : Laveda is traveling soon to Italy, so she is getting me shoes.
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That's how the information spreads
PS: don't quote this post. you can mention my moniker if you are dying to quote.
I'm out ta here

just couldn't resist

Sept20:
Overrated Shiit!

abeg no vex, take an handkie and wipe those tears @diddydiva u try nice I-mage-nation good one there. For all those quoting starting from Laveda 3 strokes each, o ya give me ur hands.

emmasege:
U see your life, so you are absolving the presidency of this flaw and apportioning blame to some others. From whose office did the budget emanate? Who presented the budget to the NASS? Criticize your "sai Baba' when necessary so that he can sit up and do his job. If he's not physically and mentally fit enough to meticulously go through many-page documents, he should resign and spare us a national disgrace.
The dullard presented an unprecedented astronomical budget in the face of dwindling economy and yet he cannot justify some figures and inclusion of some items.

whoever now excludes the presidency or the the president? Abeg tell me how I absolved the presidency or face the issue and stop being a psycophant

Now this is constructive criticism, whoever put those silly figures in the budget should be flogged and the presidency needs to change them ASAP. Nigerians should come out and fight, I am an unrepentant 'Sai Buhari' chanter. PS; PDP and Olisah Metuh should shut their holes on this matter patriotic citizens are discussing.

trillville:
Iran is allied with China and Russia. China is allied with North Korea. China and America are on the brink on war now, and for the foreseeable future. Everyone is waiting for an idiot to light the matchstick at the gas station. Saudi Arabia, America's ally may have just done this.

This matter is bigger than who is right and who is wrong. Nigeria is trying to join a fight we have absolutely nothing to gain from.

As the op has said, we should sharply retrace our steps and stand at a neutral position.

We are black people, not Arabs, Persians, Caucasians, or Mongols. Let them fight themselves and leave us out of it.

You are the one not getting it there is NO NEUTRAL GROUND here and NO ALLIES. Each of the countries you quoted are only defending their sovereignty and will decisions based on it. The only way we can be 'Neutral' is by keeping our stand. America, and Britain wants Kanu released and the Gay Law passed, Iran want us to lick-ass by releasing El Zaczasky if we succumbe to any of their demands and threats we will become a puppet Nation.

247notire:
Take a chill pill bro. There's something called diplomacy and striking a balance. Yes they may have flouted the laws but the FG also trampled on their human rights. In an effort to punish, Buhari may push the country to the brink. These things are not one dimensional issues, the peace and unity of the country have to be put into serious consideration. We both know if anything happens to Zakzaky or Kanu, hell will be let loose! I'm not sure this country can handle more of terrorism or militancy rut nw.

I understand it should be handled diplomatically but the way people are issuing Threats and Ultimatums on Nigeria's sovereignty is way more than Annoying. THIS IS OUR COUNTRY AND NOT EVEN AMERICA,RUSSIA OR ISRAEL CAN DICTATE FOR US.

trillville:
Russia, China, and North Korea will attack USA, Israel, Germany and the U.K.

those countries won't get involved because Iran will be guilty of what they have always accused the US of meddling with another countries internal policy

TheDevilIsALai:
It doesn't. It only restores our position of neutrality.

Besides, even if the likes of Idi Amin where to stand with the Saudi Royal family he will appear as the arch angel Micheal.

Nobody likes the Saudis only the Bush family, Obama and that Witch of Washington, Hillary Clinton and her fornicator husband.

I prefer to describe the outcome as not a sign of weakness but as a genuine sign of Nigeria's commitment to global peace.

You side with Iran, lick their assss and Ballls to have Global peace? Are you on drugs? GOD! You are such a coward! Nigeria made a decision to deal decisively with divisive elements within its borders, IPOD AND THE SHIITES MOVEMENT, whether it was the wrong decision or not is our choice to make NOT FOR IRAN TO TERRORIZE US TO CHANGE OUR STANCE. Russia and China are not Iran's puppets and I assure you they will not be apart of all this bullying.

End time train

lasisi69:
Pics of the iphone or its a lie

you forgot endtime lasisi

Are they aware that he saw them and has any of them attempted to contact him

Laveda:
These guys won't kill me...should I say Amen? If my blessings should be the size of my lips then its unacceptable.. My blessings got no limit

it's a good prayer point o you should say amen

Laveda:


Neeeext!!!!

*checks her profile* *screams in Chinese* Chi chum! Abeg sorry do you work, sleep and poo on nairaland? Just a concerned question. *runs to check my profile* *heaves a sigh of relief*

lilzcee:
Anylady that loves and understand me, am taking her home

gbam, Lobatan. End of discussion

Both of you are being childish, i pity the 2 of you. Better grow up

playerinc:
Nnewi is my adopted town. So many Companies bt so few strangers. They keep it strictly Igbo. which is why pple can argue abt somtin we all knw. Anambra is more Industrialised than Ogun state.

Dude if you don't know a thing you keep quiet or ask. You said you just finished your service in Nnewi fine but don't let your emotions cloud your judgement Ogun state has more industries than any state in the South East if you are in doubt Google is there for you. Most Companies have relocated their manufacturing centres from Lagos to Ogun due to the proximity infact their are several places that people think are outskirts of Lagos that are actually parts of Ogun state we are not talking of Baba Emeka Shoe company here, if that is the cause Shomolu Local Government is more Industrialized than Anambra does that know Shomolu won't argue this.

Zeedarh:
When will people learn to start minding their business? Mercy no complain, you dey take felvin on top her matter

i tire for them oooo. I don't know what there prob is......

Only a Tyrant can deal decisively with a Tyrant so we need a Tyrant to deal with the ones we have in Nigeria. Carry on TyrantBuhari we are solidly with you

Who is this sick deluded guy xtropy: who should be tied to an hospital bed instead of being allowed to spew trash everywhere. What concern me with all the 'propagandist' trash you put up there? Were the Igbos killed 1966? Yes! Did NIGERIA cut off aids to Biafra during the war? Yes! Were war crimes committed during the civil war? A definite Yes ! Albeit by both sides. Was I born then? NO! Do I give a dang about a stvpid war of ego that could've easily been avoided but instead led to the death of Millions? Definitely, NO. Awolowo is dead, Gowon has apologised to the ibos, Nigeria apologised and issue a no victor no vanquished stance after the war, most of those who carried out the perceived genocide are dead. Yet, you refused to move on, your people can buy land a nd grow their business anywhere in the country even in villages in sokoto you see Igbos running their business unmolested. The Hausas are religion Fanatics and don't give a damn if you are Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Fulani, Edo, Tiv or whatever as long as you are Christian and there is a religious crisis they will attack you. Despite this check the states I quoted earlier Sokoto, Zamfara, Katsina, Kebbi, Jigawa and you will know that the Northwest is one of the most peaceful crime free regions in Nigeria

disloman:
You thought it is a joke to call one's president clueless?

the guy is a PhD holder in that area abeg make someone help me call Lalasticlala...

*screams* What! Which kain shikin b dat? If to say i b d buyer God punish devil if i no kill dat shikin chop, infact na fr dat hospital bed i go chop am take am do party fr anybody around. Hint left yansh

PassingShot:
I hope they heed the advice.



You're right. Where the judgments have favoured PDP, there were no contradictions. But where they favoured APC, there were. Jesters!

no mind them. I still don't understand how a group of people can be collectively brain washed to supporting the same people stealing their wealths

Dickson taking thuggery in Nigerian politics to new heights by personally dishing out beatings to those that lose their LGA. Olisa Metuh, the PDP nurse, will not see this but if it's buhari he will start vomiting.

We are getting there slowly and surely.

Hmmm

While there is insecurity in nigeria we decided to help secure Niger, such brilliance.

Not everything a man says deserves an answer. I seriously don't see why APC should give PDP an answer for the senseless comment on Dasuki, like seriously? A man misappropriated 2.1 billion dollars meant for prosecuting a war leading to the death of thousands of people, including trained soldiers and PDP have the effrontery to say it's about 2019, like seriously? This us why I like dictatorship. Somebody that should have been shot with anti-aircraft bullets and whoever raises a voice jailed for being accessory to murder.

Won ti ye igi fun bobo FFK yi ni? This guy is a nuisance someone should do us a favour and plank his head maybe he will grow some brains.

Just like you will be if you travel to places like Sokoto jigawa kebbi katsina, Zamfara and co. The truth is Nigerians are generally hospitable and it irks me when the Ibos who have never ventured out of the East or related with those from another tribe with an open mind come up with everybody hates the Ibos stvpidity. NOBODY hates you! If they do you won't have the guts to stay in their regions, FACT

All this cash what are they for? Abeg hold them well