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yemoxyl:
That's ghajini
very interesting

Love that movie. The guy went through a lot of pains for the sake of his love. Very nice movie.

Huh?!

KashyBaby:
Fifty shades of Grey....very classic & I can watch a thousand times.

Hadez, Hadez you are very welcome. But I doubt if Freyja is taken you see am a movie freak too though I love adventure with a touch of sci-fi.

naijaboiy:
[b][color=#1980BC]Can you people just kindly shut the hell up and fùcking leave this virginity issue alone?

Why are you all so myopic and mentally sentimental to a one-sided erroneous way of churning out thoughts from your filthy minds?

Some of you guys are real wolves and yes I mean it literally. Leave the girls alone and stop disturbing them for sex if you know you'll judge them later.

Like seriously I'm beginning to see so many guys as fùcking hypocritical dogs. It's the same you who would go about insulting a lady if she refuses to have sex with you simply because she doesn't want her heart broken.

Now you are opening a thread asking them to receive sense. Which fùcking sense?

Have you tried to talk to your own self first? Who even gave some guys the right to dictate and manipulate the way a woman should live her life?

You'll come here and open thread and yet you'll go back and be hunting girls. These same girls you are advising not to have sex.

Please and please let all these virginity crap be laid to rest because it's really irking seeing some guys acting as dumbheads and hypocrites.

And finally(I never thought I'll ever use this slang) please just leave trash for LAWMA! [/color][/b]

LOL o boy is fire! If say you dey my side I for pour you cold water. That said You are right to a very large extent but then it's the way things are it's stupid and annoying . Infact what irks me more is dat some guys no dey are only after sex and dey will still do anything and everything to trick the lady out of a meaningful relationship. Worst part these same guys will go about bragging over it.

ifeomamaria:
There is no water at Olile Igamu and coker area of Lagos b/c Igbos are majority residence there.
Public taps are not running but we pay water bill monthly thesame way we pay NEPA bill.
Mallams sell a gallon of water N50 to us. Other areas like Lagos Island, Costain etc where Yorubas are in majority, pumps are running 24 hrs.

a CLOWN that's what touch are, Which water they flow for where Yoruba dey. Mushin, Oshodi, Ilupeju Surulere has no running water and we all buy #50 from MaiRuwa. Go to Shomolu, Bariga and Oworonshoki it's the same. @topic arms and ammunition in oshodi is a norm I don't know why dat's news. Those weapons belong to the touts there.

You ain't a man just some over grown kids you can't even sit down to do a proper Analysis of the situation. A woman left everything to be with including I believe the so called 15 years later she's running back to those same things. Nigger you need some serious arse-whooping, do you need a sooth-sayer to tell you something went wrong somewhere and YOU have a major part in it. This is an opportunity to get your woman back. Jeez, a lady left a #200000 job with cars and all to be an housewife just for You? Dude, get your acts together and go get your wife if not for your dumb-ass self do it for your kids. The only proven wrong on her part is deliberately keeping informations from all others are alleged. Dude seems you've alienated her and even if you divorce her and marry again that same thing that pushed her off in you will do same again except you deal with.

Bros I dey ur back

Laveda:
Cause sex before marriage is rampant now

straight answer that's nice gal

Come on stop being silly. There are things you don't say to folks in a public forum. Leave the Kid

PussySandie:
Oh but I read where someone said you have bin ranting like a motherless kid. Is it true that you're motherless?. U also wrote it on ur diary that ur mom dump ur dad cos he was so poor when u were born, but she started lobbying back when she heard ur dad is kinda balling unlike before and u were so angry, that u vented ur anger on every dude on nairaland. *how clueless and heartless can a ****** be . Is it true?

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decided not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that.

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under their skirts. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours. Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady (1am- 5am)

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*

Bros abeg you fit show me why elephants and Hippopotamus are the only mammals that can't jump my niece say may I ask you

wwhitewitch:
SMH

Your Uncle was wrong but is not his fault. Many things are wrong already, real men with principles and self discipline are hard to find now what we are having are over grown boys that can't control their libidos many don't even know how to keep friends with the opposite sex with absolutely no strings, yet these are some of the best relationship to have.

qualified:
which isnt bad either, since the uncle is still busy acting up !

i tire for some dudes

shegxi:
so because they are nt married she can do as she want? clap for ursef

Yes, she is an independent entity

Estharfabian:
Nigga needs To grow the hell up...

Or get A diaper Or something?

chop knuckles

sinaj:
After cooking in the kitchen, I bet she will serve him in his bedroom because most guys likes eating on the bed




Bae Fucck up here

Fucck up? hw? He don marry? As a bachelor my fwends no me I fit vex one day call any of dem say make dey come cook for me. Must anything happen after dat? Infact I can't count the number of times I don 'romance' dem to com cook for me including the one with kids and nothing happen. I respect ladies and treat dem well save d ones dat act like clowns

obiorathesubtle:
why you edit the moniker na..

I don buy ring before.. She reject am.

kwa! why she no go reject am? Get am better diamond ring jawe make we chop meat on u n misspicy head

Snowangel4:
lolz

madam you nko

Estharfabian:
Next 7 years abeg!

add 5 more to it. *runs out of thread*

This guy deserves a 4x4 slap

Estharfabian:
I bet my Ass if A thick n slim girl walks into A room... y'all would turn your Girraffed necks 360degrees to stare n drool over the THICK girl's Ass...


Y'all would be Yapping about preferring "SLIM"...BuH deeply, you'd be craving for "Thick"... big Ass n Boobies!


confused people!

hmmmmmmm different 'cups' for different folks. For me it's the shape of the heart that matters. Though I have weakness for ladies with good carriage not the ones that walk like mama carol

oluamid:
A lot of people need to read A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) books to realise that many times, tact will win a war where strength fails. A simple analogy is why a small man like Tyrion Lannister (despite all the people who want him dead) is still alive when strong men like the Mountain, Oberyn Martel, Kahl Drogo are dead. 99 times in 100, a wise man will survive a conflict where millions of strong men have lost their lives.

A lot of Nigerians confuse tact with cowardice.

talk am well the Igbos confuse tact with cowardice.

kaycii1:
therez an atom oF COWARDICE

it's folks like you that acts first and think later. The Athenians are Laid back can you refer to them as cowards? Yorubas understand very well that it's not every battle you fight, something a particular tribe needs to learn fast.

joliyp:
wow I will do just that

ok that's good

Sagamite:
If you were my daughter, you would know.

Because I would have drummed it into your head that a guy like this is probably the best kind of guy for you at that age (I am assuming you are both under 25).

Most guys under that age would get very nervous when they see a girl they are infatuated with. They don't know what to do.

When they get older, they realise such pure qualities are not attractive to young girls and they change. They get in the game.

Better up your game and make it happen.

You can chat him up if you wish. But as a girl, you don't really need to. Just always be around him when you can, ask him to come out, hang out with him, call him, talk to him and speak with a nice tone to him.

Basically make it fcking easy for him, then he would make a move or it would just happen if he is not a complete amateur.



If he is, then call me. ......................................Joking.

sagacious sagamite the swaggalicious one i just dey gbadun all your comments dem dey sweet like honey though you dey go off sometimes but you still dey add sense to the Off. @joliyp Do you know it takes time and a lot of patience for Diamond to be made into a beautiful gem. If you know what you want go for the guy make it easy for him and I assure you he will not take you for granted rather he will Love and cherish you. Don't ask how I know.

Supported in fact a new law should be passed that anybody involved in corruption causes above 20Million if found guilty should face death by firing squad and all the wealth including those in his/her children and spouse's name be confiscated. Let's see who go allow im pale steal

omenka:
Why dafuq was Lagarde ogling at Baba that way in the first pic??

Let her not even THINK about IT oo!!

Baba must be very careful with her oo!! Now I'm beginning to be suspicious of her actual reason for visiting.

Aisha must see this!!

omenka, omenka, omenka, this mind ehn...... How you go dey tink go dat side sef

alcmene:
What it means is that the scandalous N189.1m voted for tyres for various vehicles, including the bulletproof and plain Mercedes Benz cars being used in the Presidency is nothing but the truth.

Buhari has denied withdrawing the budget.

In other words, the general renovation of the Guest House (N387m); complete furnishing of the Guest House (N45m); purchase of computers (N27.5m) and construction and provision of recreational facilities at N764m are all as true as Buhari being an illiterate dictator.

Wait a minute, so other insensitive expenditures on the Presidency’s vehicles that include N39.8m for the purchase of an unspecified number of 200 amps, 100 amps and 60 amps Mercedes Benz batteries for bulletproof vehicles and N30m to be expended on the purchase of tool boxes, car jacks, and diagnostic machines for bulletproof cars, the purchase of C-Caution triangles, fire-extinguishers and cables that will cost N27m are all true and there is NOTHING Nigerians can do about it.

It will be wicked and unpatriotic for any Nigerian be it ruling or the opposition to support this daylight robbery of a budget Buhari sent to the NASS.

FFK got it right really.

Oga shift lane and face topic if you want to talk about that we have more than enough threads on that and I am also against those silly allocations in the Budget the Issue here is Ngozi Okonjo. If you don't have any meaningful thing to say keeping quiet is not a sin so SHHHUUUUUTTT IIIITTT

If ajaokuta starts working it's the youths and young graduates that will benefit must from it, no one should defend the indefensible here Okonjo F-up big time

Metuh?! Jail am FasSST. No dull this will save us from is weekly dose of thrash

Fear fear na see d abami Eda looking like a tout