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FBS: seriously? Citeh nko? heck even Anzhi pays more!

Tah! That will only happen when Chelsea truly doesn't need the said player's services again!

wonlasewonimi: If to say na every 3 corner kicks make a goal, 30 goals go dey easy for am.

Leave that abirun abeg, imm don dey gbongbolosiga

FBS: ^^^lol. You guys sha.

meanwhile...Lamps will leave at the end of the season according to his agent. At least so says soccernet.

This club just no respect any player sha. And if they continue this way, players shouldn't be blamed should they decide to leave for a bigger pay elsewhere.

There is no bigger pay elsewhere, anywhere!!!!!

ItsModella: *sighs*

what a journey!!

E pele... E ku journey....

Jet lag

Idowuogbo: Hbsdkdsdsdfghjrtyudfjxcvbntjydfjxcvbsdgjdfxgfrfgv gugdfgtjhxsdrtyhvdyuijcdtyujfghjertygfhjgferjbdfklxdfghjbvcxeryuyhcvgfrtyujnbfdjkzdfghjkjhgfdfhjkjhgfdhjkjhfghjkjdfghjbvgujyueridfjkftdfedfvcghfdghj

I don't care whose horse is gored, I must shar post for this page na imm me I sabi

Glad to know the Club is now ready for talks with Super Frankie about the possibility of extending his stay beyond the summer

Fresh air.

ItsModella: I hate the Germans

Plus, I booked the trip on KLM but they have an alliance with Air France and Delta. Na so I come find myself for this messy situation with Air France. I won't say their bad but their managing officers at that dilapidated MM are so disorganized. People almost beat them nonsense yesterday.

Pagah! Ma so beh moh!

Germans are awesome people

I hope your hatred has nothing to do with their Nazi history


I also fly with KLM I particularly love the Schiphol's Duty Free Shopping It's the world's best! Closely followed by Zurich's. Frankfurt is not far behind.


Sorry about your flight hullabaloo

ItsModella: Yeah, I heard they're good. Another good one is Qatar airways but they're expensive like crap ... I usually stick to KLM/Delta/British/Air France (Air France is good, forget the mismanagement at MM) They provide the same (almost) service at a cheaper rate.

Since when did Qatar Airways become expensive
I can recollect vivdly June 2010, when I was going for SELIGER Youth Conferance in Moscow, Qatar's was among the cheapest tickets on the night.
I didnt book my ticket prior, cos my Visa was approved late, so I had to do last minute scurrying for my ticket at around 9 P.M. When i got to MM.
Most of the airline offices were closed for the day and some of those still open didn't have flights to Moscow on the night.
I remember then, Turkish Airlines' return ticket from MM to Moscow's Sheremetyevo was 181k, Lufthansa 227k, Qatar 180k one of either Kenyan or South African was the cheapest at 170k but they were not flying that night.


Air France' safety record is disastrously frightening!

Na BA I hate pass. They are just are bunch of freckle plagued, brown toothed, bitcsh Queen Elizabeth's cuuuuunnnnt lapping, racist pigs! Awon oloriburuku Airline! Mtschew


Nothing beats my bestie, LUFTHANSA!!!!

ItsModella: Jeez man, Air France is a big joke...see as dem dey make man para ...

Air France

Who flies Air France when Lufthansa dey

And they've got a near perfect safety record too

ItsModella: O'boy, I dey airport o...

Na so ee be

You don dey clear you nor even wan say goodbye



Safe trip behbeh o

joeydozzy: *walks into the thread*

*pulls down trousers*

*pulls down boxers*

*lets down big mamba faeces*

*cleans nyash*

*raises one leg, farts and walks out*

Hahahahaha

Crazy you!


Why you come bescumber the thread na madt man

You gotta love Goal.com's witty headline; "Set the Ba: Demba bags double in Chelsea debut win "

Some interesting pun there


I thought this was the DailyMail's exclusive reserve and stock-in-trade

RA is an emotional ninja himself perhaps
Shelling out £50 million for a player of 'lesser quality' to a £7 million buy!

Total Cruise

That was as easy a ride as whatever!


Dividends of resting players against Rangers perhaps

lalaboi: Don't think Lampard will be staying to break that record. . .

He will!

9 more to ALL TIME!!!!!!!

The commentator just asked "is there a Chelsea game without a Frank Lampard goal"

Is there

Positioning

If you are well positioned, you will be located! #Fact

Talk about predatory instincts and awareness of a poacher!

Clinical

What a peach of a ball from Juan!

Genius

Party over guys

Here to burst some bubbles, y'all impostors should be scared, very scared!







Emi Ika!

Smooth

I make bold to say Torres would never be in that position to ensure that ball went in!

ItsModella: binger, lalaosky, AlterEgo, dont8...good morning y'all...

Morning Senorita

How's it going

ItsModella: My people o, make una come rejoice with me o. I have finally found my soulmate...



























The stu.pid haircream was under my bed

If you are convinced of your feelings for the lad, go for him!

Afterall, the first MILF i nailed in my life, came on to me like an angry wolf! The dividends of that very first are of inesteemable values today.

If you don't try to find out, you will never know what's in store!

binger: It doesn't,my bloda oh...not in any way. But it could make u think with ur d1ck atimes

Nope

Not when you got Craiglist, Backpage, AdultFriendFinder et al buddy.

hornipipe: hahaha got it, lemme check it out, hope its got the search feature though

You will be glad you did

joeydozzy: this one bad pass piratebay oooooooo even nollywood join

I wonder how many they're filming right now

Gba be



Site yhen o badt gharn!

binger: Hahaha!! Not true mehn,the mere thought of p0rn tires me...i don watch am tire,thus no s3x move/strategy/technique amazes me

Salute!

You get mouth die!

binger: @Alterego...just checked out the site...e try sha,buh its not as sophisticated(p0rn in 3D) as the ones i toured in those days...btw,that their 'Joke of the Hour' dry like bones. #lwtmb

Talking about archived p0rn on the internet, nothing beats that site o, gba be







And after this just use your local CraigList or BackPage!

hornipipe: hahaha what site is that ?

My Oga na this ogbonge site oooo, na there them better better links jaburata!

binger: I was told that watching p0rn is not good for the brain...*wondering* how true is this?

Duh Says who


The best thing after Craiglist and Backpage personnals and adult sections na p0rn matey

joeydozzy: don't be surprised some do it for free. its a win-win situation

Chei! Really

You seem to know the workings of the industry, if i wanna bed some of the stars, how do i go about it

joeydozzy: *sprinkles him holy water*

Tah!

I swerrigawd, dem porrrrnnnnstars yapayaski!!!!

For the love of me, how many fuckers are there in the porrrnnn industry

I've been browsing porrnn hours on end, and I'm yet to see the same 'model' twice!!!

So many pudsuckers!!!! Damn!!!!

Whoever was in a position to sabotage the appointment of that puuuusssy face Spanish tw@t's appointment as Chelsea's Manager, but turned a blind eye, may thunder strike that person this moment!

The fawk face can't even get priorities in order!

shymexx: Thorough bred brummie yano... That's my second home and I picked up a little bit of their accent but it's dying off now...

Haha... I bet you can't beat my sexy Geordie accent .... Kidding I love the Geordie accent, the best on the Island IMHO....

Winson Green is rowdy probably because of its proximity to Handworth and the yardies around there.. Handsworth is the Kingston of the UK...

Not to rude or disrespecful, but let's face it, Winson Greeen is full of shyte and so is Hackney in London

London is home, bruv... I love my city!!

When was the last time you were in Nigeria, you Queen loving Brit
My guess, you've never been there!
Prove me wrong!

ItsModella: GBAM!!

Correct babe!
Wa gbayi

Church?

Trynna locate the nearest church for the traditional Happy New Year ritual bur eye don dirty



Happy New Year in Advance!