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A-40:
Which of the goals Newcastle scored today could Mikel have prevented?? Name just one!
This issue goes beyond Mikel

A certain Makelele would have screened out the solo run that led to the the Magpies' 2nd goal No?

Simply put, the obese fvck-face Spanish cvnt), doesn't give a sh!!t if Chelsea gets relegated this season!

He's a bloody fifth-columnist!!!!

CFCfan: Issokay. Alter Ego go soon alter some egos here.

I'm badt like that

CFCfan: Nope. It means I'm the full piece in the game of scrabble.

Tah
Empty tile nor dey gada mark for scrabble jo

CFCfan: LWKMD! . If i become her 0, then that means I'm the missing piece of the puzzle,not you.

Haha, don't get it twisted brah.... It means you are like the empty tile in the game of scrabble

CFCfan: Hi, Rali123.
I'll be your 456.

Ko jo
I already volunteered to be her 456789 which she gracefully accepted.

0 is not yet taken though, You can be her 0

ItsModella: so all these newbies think they can waltz in here 2 weeks before valentine and steal our magas...Chukwu aju!! if I hear...

So far so h0rny their charm seems to be working

binger: Which strength you go use knack akpako after the days work? Eh?

Nor be for dat kain thing na imm I nor go get strength o
Libido pumping, adrenalin rushing, energy buzzing!

If I come taya pata pata gan self , whatever happened to cowgirl

binger: Haha! Well,i'm not in the mood for 'hunting' tonight. I'll just get acquainted and let u man the ship...

Wa gbayi

binger: Chai! Easy mate,man shall not live by nyanshing alone...

Oga forget dat thing
After a day's hard work, what better way is there to 'calm down' other than serious nyanshing

annawhite: u want to sharpen a knife with it?
Just asking sha

No, I wanna rim ur bvtt-hole with it

joeydozzy: I dey tell you. Why they no register on time? I for take am personal

Gba be.... Awon baby yi won badt gan

Legit1: But by every b00ty that strays in the sight of Madingo

Oshey
Wa gbayi
It's all about the bo0ty matey!

joeydozzy: rali, dami and voluptuous bebe. Una wan kill us with these pics?

Miss Nairaland Contest feels like child's play right now with all these opeke opaka o

binger: lol @bolded...not for me mate,it takes a lot to impress my legend.

Tah!
Me I'm always h0rny o, and that explains why I have my peck3r in my hand at the moment

binger: Boss! Long time no yarn...ki lo popping?

Its all good in da hood boss!
Dem babes yapantian for floor o

Which way na oga mi?

binger: I just noticed a lot of beauties were released into Nl this week... *massages his temple*are they on a mission?

So many rod stiffeners I tell ya matey

gree-die:
antelope and d rest, shebi na bcz una don see fresh meat make una no ans my greeting abi??



ok o....

damilola_luv: Well i dnt like how i am. Everyone is on my case even some family members

Legit1: @Damilola

Can we see a full pic so we can ascertain the extent of the 'supposed' unwanted voluptuous issue

Basic

See as all of una dey rush just one babe.... Abeg make una free am for me jo

damilola_luv: am tired of this fleshy business, i know am fat hmm

The more flesh the more I can f0ndle with, the more jollyfication!


You aint fat, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

You are sexy!!!

damilola_luv: Hi

What-ah-Gwuan mamacita?


Fleshy!

ikekings: This is really funny...

hornipipe: wa gbayi o
volumptuos bebe ? LiNK please

hahaha
Check her out

ItsModella: na for that kain tin we go see you..

Na wetin sure pass be that o Senorita

Shollypopz: @alter Ego: watchu talkin bout, i HV always been a man. I'm 12" long, ask my e-wives. Na me be boss!

Lailai!!!!
There is no way in hell those your pics I j3rked off to were those of a male!
And that your orga$m inducing ikebe nko, how you manage get am Costume Mannequins


Even if you be man, there is no way you are a 12 incher!!!! There are only a few of us who pass the 12" mark and I know you aint one of us

Lol
Afigba ti eyin oloriburuku yi le baby yi lo shar



Shollypopz igba wo lo d'ako
Bawo l'oko eh shey tobi to




Hornipipe wa gbayi











P.S. If you saw Volumptuos_bebe's profile pic and your raging bon3r didn't rip apart your Jockey and True Religion at the same time, then you are definitely a gay Philistine pig

Ase e tie le
Omo ole ni gbogbo yin



When y'all were on Sweetlemon like angry wolves, you were all having a field day in your disgraceful campaign of calumny on her person.

Now una meet una size, probably more verbose suddenly your replies don become shortay, you remember such things as "you do not need to beat a dog for barking", "as it pleases the Lord", "repent and accept the Lord"
Why una nor remember all these when u bin dey force ur 'correction' and 'advice' down her throat
Eyin weyrey gbogbo wonyi



Shey e wa ri bayi when I said its an entertaining battle of wits here, the sucker with better verbiage gets to silence the remaining bleating goats!

ItsModella: damn, yahoo is like the sh_it, I usually skip the articles just to read the comments...mehn, people are raw!!

Hahahaha
Iwo na jasi


Yahoo is where the raw sh/t goes down
Kicks flying everywhere kungfu-style, no holds barred!

Oahray: @AlterEgo, I get your point. But its the way humans are. No one enjoys criticism and so on provocation we would likely try to sound better or superior. Nairaland is even mild. You should see comments on Goal.com

True that


Goal.com you say


Check the comments on Yahoo's various websites and you will see goal.com na child's play

@Oahray
Your post about the thin line between arrogance and confidence;
On this forum, we see people yelling such things as "no one can tell me otherwise what I think about myself", "I don't care what you say or think about me", "I don't give a fvck about you and your opinion", "its a faceless forum, nothing anybody says matters/bothers me", "I am smart and intelligent and I know it", "opinion is an anuz, everyone has got one" and the likes. And then a certain person comes along, says and displays some of these, all of a sudden, they are arrogant and blowing their own trumpet. These same things becomes the worst offence there is!


On here, it's mostly an entertaining battle of wits, let the mofo with better verbiage win and silence the witless ninnies!

.

The gutterslimes keep yelling attention seeking, while they keep giving her the attention in bucket-loads!

Would it not be better if you grotty-scums ignored her patapata and deny her this attention she so craves

Bloody Uyghur pigs!



Sweetlemon ride on jare, any bereaved dag can shove their toe up their a$$.

lalaosky: lmao..i know you won't mind being a haemophrodite just so you can have a piece of her

End justifies the means broda!

lalaosky: lol...woman wrapper...she is a lez BTW..

Really

Well I'm bi too


Turns out we got something in common afterall

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Hehehehehe


The next account you open on here would have the handle SWEETESTSEX if you PM moi ur digits

190:

the song don reach ibo land

abeg nor be flavour sing am oooh

Oloshi

NessaFresh: I was bisexual buT cuz I haven't been sexually active for over 3 years now but now am kinda just Bi curious and that could lead me bacc to bisexualism

I see


Chances are bright you'd eventually swing straight

Rita_luv24: well i think they are pretty

Fair enough

I can work with that....



Now to the koko!
Firstly, you'll have to get me two escorts of my own. Preferably Jenna Jameson esque MILFs to accompany me on the journey

Then you'll buy me return ticket from London for the journey.



Provide these and I will take you to the top of Zuma rock, I'll even take you to the site of Boko Haram's first bombing!


Deal