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yinkaGreen: Let dem wake Up and see dis first.. U r in soup!

Pfft!

yinkaGreen: Some people r still awake? Nna na wa o

Yes!


Sleep is for mofos without access to the damn internet!!!

ItsModella: Naija is HOTTT!!! Jeez, I'm almost going nuts. But it's been fun so far, hanging out with friends and family, eating and stuff...

Lol that's what you get for staying away from 9ja for so long
Me dey enta 9ja steady, I almost don't notice the weather changes




Gotta go now sweerie.... Till the early hours of tomorrow.

Bye.

ItsModella: Photoshoot ke? Anyway, safe travels and goodluck at MM's baggage claim (if you have any to pick), the place is bloody useless. Bring sweets for me

Bloody agency just scheduled the session yesteday!

Lol @ MM baggage claim palava
Trust me baybe me na street bwoi o
I sabi my way around the miscreants o'er there, won't be a problem. . Thanks boo

Imma bring 'em sweets in truckloads!!!

ItsModella: Yay!!! bring something for us o...

Baybee mi, as I dey so na M&S I bin dey, dey do last minute shopping.
So what would you like me to get for you?






Oh, I just spotted something you'd defo love

How you enjoying 9ja so far

flanrey: AlterEgo
Your flight neva move?

It's a 3 '0 Clock padi...
Stop over in Munich for a Photoshoot
Jets outta Munich 11 PM enroute MMIA Lagos

Ogun ye!!!

*Heaves a huge sigh*


Fresh air

Past week has been hellish! Damn!!!

9ja today finally!

Ogun Ye!

Awon omode yi tun ti de ibi ba'i again

hornipipe: muhehehehehe i hope my bro translated it correctly though.
What does it mean

Figure it out!
Cos I'm not telling!

hornipipe: To all those who mentioned my name while i was away, you know yourselves aint got time to go back and start reading your sh1t.
If you got big balls kindly quote me and post them now!.

LMAO

Eru'ku

Ero Baba Oloro lol

Yeah I know, bur me nor go get accident by the grace of Jah!

all-out:
I see u too, amigo! Abeg come keep me company there! Those niggers dey dull me big tym! If u see sexkillz, tell am sey I'm not the kinda dude he wants to take on ooooh!

Lol

Edit: Yours and oahray's remain the best slum book I've read so far! Still watching though!

D-Explorer:
AlterEgo, you got a nice hardcore girl on list. Almost a lost battle for the challenger

Confirm!
Let's wait and see what the challenger has got to offer.

Viewing Centre: Nnekacherry, hornipipe(m), joeydozzy
(m), all-out, Shollypopz(f), Vanneni(f), Raw.,
Albino_Monkey, AlterEgo™, lalaosky, Chukskalidon(m),
Mynd_44(m), 2sexy(m), Tashamania(f) and 3 guest(s)

Hey buddy, I see you got games, feeling you on that rhymes thread.
Ori eh wa nbe

When I'm driving, it's on high speed, no chance for busters even if the road is so bad

shymexx: Whoa!! ... Big ups to alterego.

@Alterego
Your slam book is funny as fvck - you went in on sisi_kill, coogar, sagamite, and kobojunkie...

It is what it is matey
Spit it as it is. That's what this is about, innit

Oi, hell yeah. I'm a proud pseudo-pan-Africanist after discovering that the Pan-Africanism ideology sold to me from childhood was a pipe dream...

Keep doing your thing man, it's good. Our Race could really use a couple more folks like you

Looking forward to learning more about Pan-Nigerianism from folks like you and I definitely like your wittiness... I'll be on the look out for your handle and posts - safe bruddah...

I won't expect too much from this handle o . It's mainly for frivolities

Mygoldie: Alter-ego thank you for not mentioning my moniker.

Ema binu simi na phone I bin take dey type, we both know how herculean a task that can be.

hornipipe: Now you know why i 'love' alter ego.
Classic slum!!
Thanks man

Wa gbayi omo iya mi

I'll place you soon

Haha Guduloki o

Ain't no fuckiiiiing danger when I'm driving my Ford Ranger

Name: Niyi

Age: 20s

Occupation: Imma Hustler! Hustler lomo . Hustling and loving every bit of it. I'm into a lotta things shar, but my majors are; Modelling, Photography and 'Gadgetery' (I still haven't gotten a hold of that darned Nokia Lumia 920 till now! I so wanna have a feel of its famed ground-breaking OIS technology. Damn!!!) lol. Ona kan o wo oja, esa moo

Are you single, dating or married: I'll let you be the judge of this; As I'm typing this, I dey Islington dey chop correct chicken, follow dey sip mah Irish Cream jeje with a Jamaican bombshell under the table fellating Who go wan troway dis kain life Definitely not me.

Those u like on NL: [b]Nairaland members of yore, luminaries such as; Somze, Sauron, Akolawole, Razorr et al. Also, my homies from the Politics, Sports and Music sections of yeste-years.
abiL- If beauty is ever to be measured, it's defo gon' be on a scale of 1 - abiL!
Deep Sight - Highly knowledgeable
Katsumoto - Egg-head
PhysicsQED - Knows his onions
Shymexx - Vast knowledge base (I'm still trynna place his pseudo Pan-Africanism though )
Okija_juju - You gotta love his gifs
ItsModella - I just feel this lady has the kinda persona I can identify with in the real world.
Kails/MzDarkSkin - Cool mien and a batty to kill for
Hornipipe - I always think I know him from another forum, an adult forum! Funny enough, he's also been trynna place me. Goodluck with that buddy
Obinoscopy - Did a great job on the Amalgamation Debate.
Musiwa - Mr Satellite images lol
Uj_Sizzle - Level headed.
Ogugua88 - Beauty and Brains.
D-Explorer - Top bloke Big ups to him
Fukcwitme - The bish is so fine.......
Ishilove - The best writer around here by miles!
Redmosquito - Jovial to pieces
Blue Diva - A true #Blue. #KTBFFH
Coolval222 - I gbadun his Imostar Chronicles in the Sexuality section Top guy
Sun_Temi - Straight up brother from the Tech Mart section
Tumababa - Another straight up dude from the Tech Mart.
Fhemmy - Respect Oga mi Sir [/b]

Those u dislike on NL: None. When Nairaland was the dog's bollocks,
ninnies, the ilk of which now dominate this Forum wouldn't even dare post on these pages!

Those u find annoying: Afam4ever - Mawkish runt and full of shyte

Berem - Tubby overweight squirrel. Tribalist. Prates most of the time.
190 - Omo Garawa
Logic and his numerous ids: Inscrutable gasbag dork. A confused and delusional klutz
Idowuogbo: Can be annoying at times with the hieroglyphics she ptyalises and bescumbers every thread with
Mrs Chima: Agba'ya
Efemena_xy: Despicable hag. Always bitter.
Maclatunji: Hitler wanna-be
Mukina2: Aloof

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) - Deep Sight

Those you follow and wish follows you back - None

Why do you follow the people you follow - Cos I gbadun dian parole noni

NLer that has sent u the most PMs - Not telling

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. ------

NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting - Onila
Sisi_Kill - Boring rhetoric sarcasm
Kobojunkie - A troglodyte that has lost touch with reality.
Sagamite - Verbose

Which NL member(s) is fake. Won yapa...

NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date - Rokiatu! She's got batty the size of fukcing Texas! Batty so big, if you keep rubbing and smoochinggg it all night, you still won't reach every part of it. Idi yhen badt gharn!

NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on - abiL and ItsModella. Woulda included Ogugua, but she nor get hips jor or shall I say her hips are lying figure 8 yhen ko pure

Why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - They are beautiful and homely

Your favorite NLer - More than one... A couple of peeps among folks I like shar

Your favorite mod: Semid4life

Funniest NLer - Okija_juju and his gifs ehn . I put it to the Admin that he is the user with the most 'likes' on this Forum
Royal: Confirm weyrey I can identify this niqqa with more than 50 usernames!

NLer with the best threads - I dunno bout that o, but the thread wey I gbadun pass of recent na dat US election night Thread. Around 100 pages or thereabout in a matter of hours and all full of classic stuff. Folks like Shymexx (who was high as fuckkk that day) Royal, Manny4life, Reality, ItsModella, Ogugua88 and the likes making it a thread for the ages!

NLer(S) diary you stalk - I don't thread those paths jor

NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? - If any, it's prolly cos they are not active anymore.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. - To some extent I'd say Redmosquito.(From what I've seen so far); Hard to provoke, he's never angry. However hard you try, you will never get any negative reaction out of him.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life - Afam4ever! Befuckingrem!!!

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with - ********

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life - Quite a bunch, but I'm not gon' mention their usernames.

NLer(S) you consider smart - Ogugua88, Uj_Sizzle, Shymexx.

NL member that tries too hard - Sagamite and Coogar falls into the same category here. These blokes are so filled with vim, which eventually renders their massage dim. They beam with so much vigour but they eventually fall into the abyss of rancour.
I once saw Coogar make a complete fooool of himself on an SGS III vs iPhone thread. A topic which obviously he had no idea about from the way he was arguing. These niggaaas will never admit they goofed even if they called Obasanjo the Pope or said Heathrow International is in New York

Sexkillz and his Oxford Dictionary Editor wanna-be obsession. You wanna be Nairaland's standard bearer in English Language when you can't even use words in the right contexts Nigggaa please. That's not how A.S. Hornby, Harold E. Palmer et al rose to prominence and became authorities in the language mate

NLer(s) you find intriguing - Maybe.... Ehm.... Ishilove

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer - Shyte ain't cracking here again jor. Music section those days was really the editor's nightmare and bane! Full of unprintables!
.... I saw one recently though; "Your family tree is a cactus, everyone on it is a prickkk" hahahaha
That was from El Gaupo to Coogar on Chelsea Fans' Thread, page 169. Classic shiiiiitttt

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from - I already said El Gaupo!

Who do u often disagree with on NL - Some of the people on the annoying list

Who do u often agree with - Most of the people on the like list.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) - abiL, Sweetlemon, Fukcwitme, Livialives, Rokiatu and JellyLoveB
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) - None. Gbogbo nkan ti Olorun da, dara dara ni

Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy - Lalaosky and Ogugua88

Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag - Afam and Berem

Take it slow with the butter, its high in cholestrol and can only make you fatter

Correct, you get the drill, now we can roll together.

I didn't just start taking beer mate ..... What I started taking recently is Ciroq Vodka!

Paraga That blood sapper Abegi I prefer beer

Don't flatter yourself lad, cos you are really going gaga

Haha... So this is now a contest bout who's got more swagger

abiL: You're here in England and won't visit me?!!

I wouldn't dare sweerie.....
I'm right on my way to you right now fave