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ItsModella: I've been good, trying to stay warm in this frigid weather...bleh

How you been tho? you've left Nigeria, right?

Awesome!
The weather here is horrible as well

Just left 9ja on Monday! Was delayed for two whole weeks!
I had to wait around for Mumma's retirement party and thanksgiving that just wrapped up on Sunday.

I'm in Fife atm...


And what's with the glow, wanna share I really could use the tiding

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dude!!

Yeah you sure saw that right.... Its moi
Damn! Been ages I threaded these parts!


How you been Missy?
Missed ya loads

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Pharoh: This sweetlemon sha one frustrate some ladies for nairaland . . . hope say we no go hear say person commit suicide tomorrow .

Iyen o kan aiye
Iyalaya won kan ba pokunso, o n pe

Sweetlemon: Ok. This is how it all went.
I arrived there Friday evening. Was welcomed by grandparents, parents, and siblings with smiling faces but questions dancing in their eyes.
Dinner was served and everyone from grandpa to the last born had questions for me. E remain small I for piss for pant. I answered the questions truthfully and to the best of my knowledge.
By Saturday, his sisters were complimenting my fashion sense and asking for tips!
Had a woman-woman talk with grandma and mama. They said they were relieved they could see that I loved their boy (thanks to those who advised me to show my feelings for him) then had some other private discussions.
Spent the rest of the evening on a couch with him till 2am then we went to our separate bedrooms. (whatever you guys are thinking we did, remove sex from ya minds! But I don’t know how much longer I will keep saying that o!)
Went with the family to church Sunday morning. Then grandma and mama asked me to prepare Afang soup to add to the dishes for the family reunion that evening. Then his cousins, aunties, and uncles started trooping in……….and so did my sister, brother and cousins! Before I knew what was happening, he held my hands and in the presence of all, with the most beautiful piece of jewelry I have ever seen, explained why he wanted to settle with me and asked if he could buy the bed from my dad. I could only nod my head, just regained my speech this morning.
Our parents should be negotiating on the price of the bed and when the bed can be bought soon.

Yiiiiiiiipppppppppeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ogun yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!



You see that mofos

She's getting married!!!!

As in she's fvcking getting married!!!!!!!!

You trolling hags can now shove your opprobrium disguised as advice up you rotten arses! You sp3rm-burpers!


Moh ba eh yo jare Sweetlemon! O ku orire nah. Ayo naa a ba eh kaale o

acidosis™:
**enters his office with 10 bundles of N1000 note**


Oga, how e go be now.... I need this job

**drops the bundles on his desk**

Haha, na 2 billion be salary them wan dey give you, wey you take 1 million bribe to get the job

Call to confirm from Chelsea Handler, Hilary Clinton, Jenna Jameson, Chris Jenner and Opera Winfrey, they will all tell you one thing; No one does [color=#007700]MILFs and Grannies[/color] Better than I do!.

What I actually find funny is the fact that this is supposed to be funny

Lol @ OP's "I must take comedy chop" retort
You are on a long thing man


And for not giving my state (OSUN) a not so favourable slogan, may you continue to churn out dry shyte like this, you orangutan

Walahi nah fill in the gap you be to am gba be

O n fi eh pa shayo ni

Your name na sorry

Lol
Cry baby



Moh so tele pe talo n je omo akiarapa niwaju omo aku yan yan
Tani je ode aperin niwaju ode apaayan Lol

Lemme just sheathe mah sword before pesin say na me take ofo and ogede skata dian life



I'm out. Peace

Idowuogbo: panu e mo nibeyen!

she bi won se n pe awon iya niyen
eru o ba e, awon wo lon ke pe?
je ki ori pe o , kin sangba mabaa fo le e lori
shior kelebe, ofutu fete, aasa ti ko ni kaun

Eyi a ba wi f'ogbo ni ogbo ngbo
Eyi a ba wi f'ogba ni ogba ngba
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so ni ile ngba

Altergo oooooooo
mo pe o l'oni o
nitori bi a ba pe oku ni popo
alaye ni ndahun
latoni lo, bi o ba ri mi, ki o sure gbagbe bata re
igbe Bado ni ko ma fi ba enu ooooooooo
Ase gun un

Ko ro gbaun lenu eh!


Ijokijo nijo asiwin
Ayokayo layoo didinrinf
Nitori pe kini
Ajakaja kann ko gbodo ko ohun orogbo
Sangoi kann osi gbodo ko ohun obi
Ase nina fin n ran igi loko
Ase ni orun fi n ran kari aiye
Ase ni oluweri maboojoo fi n je olu odo
Ojo ti aje basi ti je epo obo ojo na ni abuku kann

Emi fun o ni epo obo je loni
Abuku sie kann o

Nitori pe
Emi moh oruko ti ile n je
Ile ni nje afokoyeri alaapoka
Oun kohun ti mo ba ti gbe ori ile so aro o ro moh ni
Emi ti ba ile mule, ile kosi gbodo dami
Ibi ti o ba sie wu efufu lele ni n dari igbe sie


Toba ribe, ............

hornipipe: Alter ego translate some for me na

Walahi the thing nor go pure for geesi

There would be massive adulteration in translation hence loosing its 'beauty'

Lati ooni lo
Odi ewre jele jele
Lati oni lo
Odi agutan jemo jemo
Lati oni lo odi alaamu ti n je legbe ogiri
Loni loo gbekuree je lowo ebora
Eleko orun polowo fun o loni
Loni lojo iku re pe
Woke ko wodo, loni lo raye mo




Emi Ika

Idowuogbo: duro, ire ma so re di fadeyi ke?

Ewe ti a ba ja sowo otun, otun nii gbe
Eyi ti a ba ja sowo osi, osi nii gbe
Bio bale bio bale ni labalaba fii wogbo
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so, ni ile ngba
bi igbi ba fa, ikarahun a telee

Oya da pada! ta ni ire no wo osi si?

Pagaaaa!


Emi ologini tide ki gbogbo eyin ekute ile o pa lolo


Ibikibi ti won ba ti n pe ori mi nibi, ogiri alapa ko mah wo lu wan pa, ogiri alapa!
Oso ile lo pe ori mi nibi, ogiri alpa ko mah wo lu won, ogiri alapa
Aje ile lo pori mi nibi, ogiri alapa ko mah wo luwon pa, ogiri alapa!

Nile awon ota mi;
Oun buruku a maa ja lu oun buruku,
Oun buruku a maa ja lu oun buruku

Ale-ba
Afaa'to,
Omi o to
Eje oto
igbe gburuuuuuuu.........

ItsModella: AlterEgo, na here we go see you

Hahahaha, na here sure pass o


I know my onions this is mah playground!





Tani n je omo akuarapa niwaju omo aku yan yan




Tani n je ode aperin niwaju ode apaayan?

Ew awije ni moh ji ja leni oun loni ki gbogbgo oun ti moh ba wi o ma je....... Sango ni o pa eni ti o ba shey copy and paste owe is ori tiredi yi!
Beeni ni moh so aro is ti ro moh!

Idowuogbo: hehehehehehe!

Aluufa lo bu gi je mehn...

bennyraz: oloshi... bloody babalawo

Babalawo toh se oogun afeeri fun aayan, oun naa lotun se arinako fun adiye

A n ba opolo re s'ere, o ro wipe awo re yi loni loo moh pey ko s'eni ti n fi awo opolo se ilu

Ani ka j'ekuru k'otan, e tun n gbon owo eh s'awo

Ti iya ba maa je Alfa, ki se oju omo Ile Kewu nah

Hahaaha

So every mofo dey form Adebayo Faleti and Fagunwa here abi?

Oya nah let's do this!



Won s'ogun aiku fun eh, o ni ko sise, se o ti ku ri ni

mithel: Benitez has now lost as many games this season as Roberto Di Matteo did. In far fewer games of course.......a round of applause to those who felt he was the answer on this thread.......... beer parlour analysts

More like moronic dingbats!

Fvcking Fifth Columnists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Royal you are such a clitty niqqa

"Royal above God"
What does that even mean niqqa

I want in!

If the megede-fegede Sexkillz and Seun are ptyalising here is not derailing, then there is no such thing as derailing!

You two nut-jobs should take your power-tussle insanity to your moderators' enclave, you troglodytes!

2sexy: abeg pack for one side... who want a peice of her? Name them. if you got nothing reasonable to say, sling your hook!

Lol
The megedefegede you and your ilk have been spewing on here na imm reasonable koh


You don dey gbongbolosiga

2sexy: [size=30pt]EVERYBODY ADVICING THE OP IS WASTING THEIR GAD DAM TIME PERIOD![/size]

Nobody is advising her, all the pud-whackers just want a piece of her. Unfortunately, she cares too much and that's fueling the appetite of the angry wolves!
Posse of zombies!

Its been stated here a trillion times already, [size=50pt]Be Your Damn Self!!!![/size]
Taking any advice from here and acting them would be a ruse, fvcking deception!!!!





On a lighter note, its good to see the OP taking the goo from the pudsuckers here better!