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190: shut up you orangutan

Whether all ye oloriburukus admit it or not, d koko b say Torres na abirun! Simples!

shymexx: Where in brum are you from?? I used to be a brummie as well...

Hahaha why did you leave the Midlands you squeaky cheeky Brummie bum
Thought your interview said you shuttle between London and Birmie No



I'm not from Birmingham though, I just frequent there cos of my kinda job, while there my parts are Edgbaston and Moseley.

I pretty much slither around the whole country the entire world even, no thanks to my job!


What part of Birmingham did you stay while there

shymexx: Lmao @ Kensington, that's for the rich folks...

Yeah!
That's prolly cos I roll with the rich and affluent!

No 10 na my beer parlour self

My part is closer to Chelsea though, can pass for Chelsea! Infact I prefer saying I stay at Chelsea cos of my affiliation with Chelsea FC

Heck! My bloody agency can afford to house me in the fukcing Buckingham Palace if I so wish

Chelsea!!!!

Everton 1 - 3 Chelsea

#KTBFFH!

Birmingham too

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy.......

Kensington anyone

caseless: no mind those oyibo with them ballyhoo rants over what is part of us here. We were born to know mamoth depression, greater confusion and fiscal shambles....so wetin them wan tell us? Naija don see am all. 'he who is lying, is not afraid of falling'. And u'd shocked at how media help them to sprinkle this news on everybody.

Oh...jumble-thumble...oyibo too get time..abeg.

chei! lol

caseless: u, abi? Na u write am abi? Hahahahah...u go don see cumgobbling wenches and w'hore taya. Ur wife must hear this.

jor ooo
abegii

caseless: who write am sef? Have u heard of 'cumshot'? Pesin wey write am go don watch por'n taya.....

CFCfan: I think they(Republicans) and to some extent, the Democrats, are under pressure from d super wealthy people. But in d end, I think there will be a deal that includes tax cuts for all classes of Americans.

Leave the Democrats out jor, The GOP is America's bane! #Fact!!!
I hope a deal is reached o.... And no silly compromises from Obama ooo....

ItsModella: Bloody Repubicans, world's dumbest people, myopic set of people. They love landing us in a big financial mess...mschew!!

O boy see parament lol

CFCfan: Yeah, that would be great. But Falcao would be ineligible for the Europa League.

Yeah... Bur are you sure Chelsea ready give their all to that Europa League self
I'd rather we ditched the Europa League and concetrate on the League jor.... The Europa is hard enough to win.... Its an unwelcome distraction IMHO

ItsModella: As in, total shutdown. If the fiscal cliff isnlt averted, we would face a recession equal to the Great Depression. This would place the whole world in deep sh-it cos of the interconnection of markets. So you guys over there should be scared too.

Gbaun, gbaun jor... shey na we say make dem bottleneck Republicans dey hold una to ransome ni

CFCfan: The deadline is Dec 31st, and if there is no deal in place, the taxes of middle class Americans increases by over $3000. Speaker Boehner and his fellow Republicans want millions and billionaires to have an additional tax cut.

I swear, those Repubs are freaking Fifth Columnists! Hell bent on bringing America down on her knees! Abi how do you explain their own agidi

CFCfan: @AlterEgo: Do u think Chelsea can challenge for the title, being 11 points behind Man U and with a game in hand?

If we can bring in a top striker this Jan a la Falcao, our chances are great!

joeydozzy: yeah it could take them time but for Alaba, anything can be pirated......ANYTHING

Gba be
Dem Alaba boyz badt gharn

CFCfan: I and some other Church members are planning a surprise birthday event for our Pastor, who is also my brother-in-law. Also, I'll be watching to see if the US 'Fiscal cliff' crises can be averted.

No deal yet!!!!...... Dis one na ogbonge gridlock o ..... Chei omo I nor envy Obama job at the moment o... Had to cut short his xmas break to attend to this palava... Wahala dey ooo.....
Isn't 31 the deadline
You are facing shutdown!!!

ItsModella: Alaba no be the place where dem dey sell fake stuff?

Tah!!! Alaba na correct ooo... Bur yhu gats shine your eye! Else na fufu dem go pack inside gadget give you

Maria-Goretti:
oh boy, so damn sorry....lmao @crotchstains....man, your adjectives are mind-blowing!

Lol

joeydozzy: the game card is really expensive. I don't know when Alaba boys go start that their thing

Alaba boys toh badt... Bur this one go hard them o... Sony do them strong thing this time around...
Jailbreaking go tuff!

ItsModella: Just tasted what Nigerians call hamburger...ewwww *pukes* nassttyyyy!!!

joeydozzy: its all good and your kid bro got a better bargain IMO

Yeah me too...
Bur he's madly in love with the Wii's bowling!

And getting games (game cards) for the Vita costs an arm and a foot!
Don't even talk about downloading here in 9ja!

Maria-Goretti:
is the problem from naija or your location?

Na dem crotchstains for Muritala wreck the havoc!

I know 'twas loaded at Heathrow, and Munich Airport Staff and/or Airline wouldn't dare! Na to milk dem dry with damages claim b dat
Emi Ika

joeydozzy: sorry to say but
itsmodella is a witch you shoulda listened

Lol
I trully shoulda listened.... Bur instead na street boi I dey form for her 'prophecy' lol

Maria-Goretti:
thats not encouraging at all...anyways, if they cant handle such, then they should give such warnings. It aint fair that people had to loose valuable things that way...

Maria-Goretti:
lmao @cumgobbling...
Aterego, you crazy mehn, just seeing that....lwkmd.

Lol dem be weyrey jor

Maria-Goretti:
was there a warning like, luggages at owners risk?

No o...
But the cumgobbling miscreants there dey ransack luggage nor be small

Pray you don't fall victim

You needed to see the way I bin dey rake for Lufthansa office for the Airport, cos I thought the anomaly was of their making, perhaps they left it in Munich?

ItsModella: woah!! ...I've always known them to be up to no good. Well, you've learnt a lesson "never put expensive and valuable stuff in your checked in bags, those niggas would mess you up" I usually put all dem gifts and my makeup in my carry on and pack all my clothes and shoes in my checked in bags. Real sh-it goes on at MM...

Thanks jare, woulda done this, bur the box wasn't as handy.... I know say na thief those cawksuckers thief am!
Lesson learned though!

Eku igbadun 9ja!

CFCfan: @Alter ego: sorry about ur predicament. Airport staff could be unruly at times.

Thanks jare mah #Blue broda
People wen Soponna go kee, can you imagine, a box of Wii consonle just developed wings of its own and flew off just like that
Never fell victim of their hanky-panky before.... Ironically, I was warned on these pages about their nefarious ways!

ItsModella: Naija dey alright o, too much jollification

Lucky you
Can't say the same here!



Please don't say you told me so....
You would not believe it if I told I lost a Nintendo Wii to MMIA baggage claim palava

The twaaaaatssss there just dey yarn nonsense, I was like WTF, was I warned about this Did Modella see this coming

Bought it at Argos during last minute shopping, was gon' give it to my coz, had to enta Alaba buy him a PS Vita instead.

ItsModella: @AlterEgo, how are you enjoying Naija?

Light nor too steady, generator key nor gree start am, engineer dey show himself... Internet na die!!! Ingredients for an horrid stay... To answer your question My Lady, I nor too enjoy am o

On the positive side, I don chop sotey teeth don begin ache... Catching up with folks has been awesome!

WBU How you fairing so far

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9ja no go beta by the power of Obatala!


If 9ja beta what would replace the exitement generated when light come like this

So dry
A la **in abiL's voice** • "Ghandi's flip flop"•

Maria-Goretti:
the good thing about it is that, those mofos will look fresher than you are come morning..hahahahahahaha

ITbomb: When you chop the winch, I follow you chop?
U say make we follow stay awake and dance etighi on top airtel mast when responsible people are having a nite rest .

dont8: Its boxing day dude, you know what that means