₦airaland Forum

Olugbenger: Afam, you would keep failing.

Get lost!

MODs, pls release Desola if she is serving a ban. I need her to accept my proposal to be my nairaland wife.

PLS LIFT D BAN ON DESOLA.

My dear Desola can u see this? When will it be me and u doing it?

Kisses.

My ppl, pls ignore omonnakoda, he is only being mischievious and plain silly.

I AM NOT AFAM!

yelsew80: If she (Desola) shows up in this thread, I promise to buy you guys that naptu2's Nissan that was advertised in the homepage. Promise

Get ready to empty your account because my bride (Desola) will be here soon.

sexkillz:

Boss,

Please how many crates of 'mineral' will you donate for this forth-coming great Nairaland wedding?

tomakint: ....while I wish you a 'smooth journey to the other side' (because I am too certain something is wrong with you) can the mods kick this trash to where it truly belongs?

bros, na love dey shack me jare. Nawetin na?

yelsew80: Sorry to burst your bubble but you wont be hearing from Desola today. Check back next week, she's very "busy" with moi.

Oh damn it. Please stop those lies.

Desola bu nkem, ahurum ya nanya. Inugo?

Good evening great ladies & gentlemen of Nairaland.

It is no news that there has been a raging e-war on Nairaland between the Igbos and the Yorubas for some time now. The fact is that this does not portray any of these great races in good light before all Nigerians and all over the world. Some of us might even be ashamed to read out some of our comments to our children and grand children in the future because of the hate and crudeness emanating from such posts.

In view of this, I have decided to take a bold step by using this occasion to ask Desola to be my Nairaland wife.

Dear Desola, this is a Nairaland proposal from ALTRUTH to you. I beg you to accept this proposal and be my Nairaland wife to improve the relationship between both races and ofcourse, because of my feelings for ya baby gal . Please accept this offer from me and let us make Nairaland more fun with this thread.

While I wait and hope that you accept my sincere proposal to be your Nairaland husband, I want to use this opportunity to name my best man as dayokanu.

I hereby select my groom's men as follows:

Eggheaders,
Italiano1
Ilungunboy
Shymexx &
Orlando Owoh.



My dear Desola, do you accept me and let's make some great fun out of this thread.

Please and please, this thread should not be converted to another war or be used as a medium to throw insults, let us unwind and enjoy ourselves.

Thank you all.

Desola: Brilliant stuff! Very well articulated!

Desola, why do u hate my ppl so much? Anywayz, just come spend a week wit me nd all d hate will vanish I promise u.

Kisses.

[quote

author=sweetest boi]its pitiable that as intelligent as u seem.u r
still blinded by ignomity n failure to see nigeria as a single entity"ur
mentality is not very far from d boko bois"[/quote]Wow! I shld see Nigeria as one wen ur ppl are busy scheming how to push
us out of Lagos nd are even here shouting "Leave our western region."
Dis is hypocrisy.

Princess Oduah stays as aviation minister. Haters shld set themselves on fire in protest or mix rat poison wit alabukun nd drink like awolowo their oga kpatakpata did. Those too wretched to afford ratak or fuel shld hug d nearest transformer.

[quote
author=Dudu_Negro]Under Yoruba, Ibo does not have the ball and courage to invade and
occupy Itsekiriland. They want them to separate so once removed from
under the Oodua cover they can sneak in and plant Biafran flag in
Warri.[/quote]Hehehe, which yoruba are u talking about? Wen dis gbege starts, nt jst itsekiri land, even d yorubas will abandon Lagos nd flee in droves to cotononou. Better start learning french. Nuff said.