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Salesman at sunrise petty thief by sunset.

See as he pose for his shop.

Beautiful!

I rate you 10 stars

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plendil:
Thank you!!

And you too

plendil:
In my case, my dad wanted to sell some of the gifts they were given at their wedding, insisting there were too many of essentially the same things, you know - pots, plates, coolers, etc. However mum would have none of that and said they should keep all the gifts.

You won't believe the disagreement over that seemingly trivial issue became so serious that MILs and FiLs had to be called in. This was in the 70's, so divorce cases werent as common as they are now, and thankfully, the budding union didn't end in one - or I wouldn't be here now!

Good thing is, mum and dad went on to spend 41 years of blissful matrimony till dad was called home two years back.

and the moral is. . .?

Marriage is about sacrifices.

You need to let go of some things for the union to work

Ishilove:
Being church workers is no gurantee of compatibility. The only difference between them and the next sinner is the label 'church worker'.

I get your point.

it's the pack of lies that made her lose her man.

Being a virgin does not guarantee a good wife.

Having a kid before marriage is not a crime if you let your partner know about it.

You need 2 lies to cover 1.

Ishilove:
A marriage based on lies and deceit. Didn't he pray well before marrying?

I can't answer that.

All I know is that they were both "brethren" in the same pentecostal church which they attend.

Personally, the church is the last place to go shopping for a life partner. It's like travelling from Kan0 to Lagos to buy a used item without testing it at the point of purchase.

Di'ja neck looks like someone who has survived multiple strangulation in the past.


Abi she dey giraffe wella when she dey school.

In biology, it's called "Adaptation".

Her long neck might be as a result of adaptation to excessive "giraffing" in her school days

This happened in first quarter of 2008.

I was supposed to be one of the groom's men but I could not attend due to work related issues.

The couple met in church; both are workers in different departments within the church.

The courtship was the holy type devoid 0f any intimacy as Sister C***a was a virgin.

Na the wedding night wahala start:

The wife didn't want to go naked before her man.

After so much struggles, the groom realised the following :

*. Wife is not a virgin as claimed

* she already had 2 kids back in the days

* the pointed SRS airbags that attracted my friend in the first place were fake- all na Mouka foam padded bras.

* the wife senior am wella. ( 6 year +)

The guy no get time for divorce, they parted ways by mutual consent after 3 months

Goshen360:
O ya pe oruko Jesu l'emeta, ina emi mimo l'emeje, ara orun o....as if the church is a shrine.... . How did we get to this point in the "Nigeria kind' of churchianity?

Funny you!

Laff wan kill me for here.

TheAlchemist:
What do you really know of Dangote?

Google is your friend.

Learn to read boy!

The heart of man is wicked!

It still baffles me till date why people engage in money rituals.

After all the killings, you won't be as rich as a director in Dang0te Group not to talk of Aliko himself.

GF Praying: Dear father, I pray for the grace to survive this match because of the number al0m0 bitters Emma took before coming here na die!

BF: Amen, Amen & Amen

0p, no be so you dey do am.

0nly God "Nose"

0p,

Please ask your mum make she tell you the truth.







Who knows; you might be the billionaire's step brother

Wasted life.

I still wonder what people gain from being members of cult groups.

Pele


You try...

Jay Z made in China.

Dem no give you assignment for school?

That thing wey you wear; na gown Abi blouse?

Bee sting you for nose?

0ga

You for remove the American number plate.

This car is 100% European!

Nice car anyway, very fuel efficient.

Happy sales

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

Baddest

muhammad3708:
I know it is possible for me to have a million likes here on nairaland purposely for my birthday which is January 09.


Nairalanders let's start liking this post which I know by God's grace will amount to a million before nightfall.



Thanks so much

Happy birthday buddy

Nothing to compare.

Pint sized b00biez

Aregbes0la is working..........

0n the pages of newspapers

SirJeffry:
Why Sahaliar reporters come dey attack their paymasters again? Abi e no dey drop as e dey drop before ni? Hmmm

Change of paymaster I think.
APC has gotten what they need so there's no need for SR again.
Maybe SR is now 0n the payroll 0f PDP.

Many are mad but not all are roaming the streets...

Stephanie Rose aka Dap0, I'm still wondering the type of poo you smoked that turned you into this...

Not all of us know where tomorrow lies but we all know where we came from.

Dap0, it's not too late to retrace your misguided steps.

Peace.

Blizzy9ja:
Of course he needs to secure his space in Nigeria... That woman and her kids can't come back home with him

Chei, see black man sense of reasoning.

How will you feel if the wife of 10 years is your sister? You'll give pat the cheating husband 0n the back?

Good morning all,

Someone sent this piece to me this morning and I decided to share to you all

"[b]An eight-year-old child heard her parents talking about her little brother. All she knew was that he was very sick and they had no money left. They were moving to a smaller house because they could not afford to stay in the present house after paying the doctor's bills. Only a very costly surgery could save him now and there was no one to loan them the money. 

When she heard her daddy say to her tearful mother with whispered desperation, 'Only a miracle can save him now', the little girl went to her bedroom and pulled her piggy bank from its hiding place in the closet. She poured all the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. 

Clutching the precious piggy bank tightly, she slipped out the back door and made her way six blocks to the local drugstore. She took a quarter from her bank and placed it on the glass counter. 

"And what do you want?" asked the pharmacist. 

"It's for my little brother," the girl answered back. "He's really very sick and I want to buy a miracle." 

"I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist. 

"His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my daddy says only a miracle can save him. So how much does a miracle cost?" 

"We don't sell miracles here, child. I'm sorry," the pharmacist said, smiling sadly at the little girl. 

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I can try and get some more. Just tell me how much it costs." 

In the shop was a well-dressed customer. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does you brother need?" 

"I don't know," she replied with her eyes welling up. "He's really sick and mommy says he needs an operation. But my daddy can't pay for it, so I have brought my savings". 

"How much do you have?" asked the man. 

"One dollar and eleven cents; but I can try and get some more", she answered barely audibly. 

"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man, "A dollar and eleven cents - the exact price of a miracle for little brothers." 

He took her money in one hand and held her hand with the other. He said, "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the kind of miracle you need."  

That well-dressed man was Dr Carlton Armstrong, a neurosurgeon. The operation was completed without charge and it wasn't long before Andrew was home again and doing well. 

"That surgery," her mom whispered, "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost." 

The little girl smiled. She knew exactly how much the miracle cost ... one dollar and eleven cents ... plus the faith of a little child. 

Perseverance can make miracles happen! Miracle can come in various forms - as a doctor, as a lawyer, as a teacher, as a police and many others..

A river cuts the rock not because of its power, but because of its consistency.

Never lose your hope; keep walking towards your vision."‎

If this has blessed you, please share too to bless others...[/b]

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God Rules!"

750k.....

I'm just 1hr drive away from your location

In 10-15 years; he will be wondering what kinda poo he was smoking when he made the decision to make himself like this....

madridguy:
When will EFCC stop all this sh.it. This boys are not Internet Scammer but Freedom fighter. How many times did they see FBI parading any of their citizen of selling arms in black market that has cost Millions of innocent souls worldwide ? Trillions of dollars stolen to their land from Nigeria is making their economy blooming and someone is arresting our jobless boys for trying to create employment for themselves by bringing back our stolen fund through their brain. Note FG, defrauding fellow Nigeria is a Scam but bringing back our stolen fund by trick deserves National honor. Quote me by spewing trash @ your own peril.

100+ likes for this post?

Freedom fighter indeed.

Imagine a scenario whereby your freshly retired dad/ uncle was scammed 0f all his retirement benefits; how will you feel?

Let's call a spade a spade! There is no difference between a bank robber, a thieving politician and your yahoo boy aka freedom fighter.