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PetsRe: Nairalanders, Check Out Another Tortoise I Found 3 Days Ago.. by aluko360(m): 12:15pm On Jun 06, 2016
kenkenn:
Hmmmn...am just forced to ask..'Do you live in a forest?'
No nah zoo the dude escape
Christianity EtcRe: See The Sacrifice Form RCCG Gave Members Asking For Houses, Cars, Lands & Money by aluko360(m): 11:58am On Jun 06, 2016
Maga and mugu na 5 and 6.

It's a symbiotic relationship with one needing the 0ther to survive. For example ;

* Landlord and Tennant

* Past0r and Church member.

* Boyfriend and babe

Btw, when will our Churches return to the era of soul winning?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Breaking: FG Order Banks Not To Sack Workers by aluko360(m): 7:49am On Jun 04, 2016
Pavore9:
Will the FG help the banks pay the workers' salaries? undecided
I wonder
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Looking For A Job In Nigeria With 2.1 Or Staying In U.S.A Illegally by aluko360(m): 2:26pm On May 30, 2016
0p, which kain jamb question be dis?

Even people wey get well paying jobs are checking out.

Abeg if that free accommodation in Yankee is still 0pen, Holla me.

Cheers
RomanceRe: I Give My Bae 5k Weekly And Shes Complaining. by aluko360(m): 7:04pm On May 22, 2016
Nah you the girl love Abi your money?

Money can't buy love my friend.

By the time the tap runs dry she'll definitely move on to the next cash machine.
AutosRe: S-O-L-D...Tin-can Cleared 2005 Lexus ES 330 + Navigation by aluko360(m): 10:53am On May 22, 2016
Sweet!

Hustling 'hyper- mode' activated.
CrimeRe: Unbelievable ! Zoo Keeper Impregnates Female Orangutan Ape by aluko360(m): 12:41pm On May 18, 2016
Effects of hyper konji
FamilyRe: My Story – My Girlfriend Donated A Kidney To Me, But I Don’t Love Her Anymore – by aluko360(m): 4:46pm On May 14, 2016
What's love anyway?

The love thingy wanes 0ver time.

Just like an old man said 'marry your best friend and you'll see your marriage last a lifetime'
SportsRe: Today's Surebetting Tips by aluko360(m): 3:39pm On May 14, 2016
Gentleboss:
PSG. 1

NAPOLI 1

REAL Madrid 2

BAYERN MUNICH 1

BARCELONA 1

FOR MORE visit
www.surewin9ja..com
Better still
Bayern: >8.5 corners
Barcelona : <12.5 corners
Real Madrid : >9.5 corners
PSG: < 11.5 c0rners
AutosRe: 2 Months Reg Honda Accord 2003 (eurospecs), 4 Plugs, Alloys, 95k Miles, AC SOLD by aluko360(m): 3:18pm On May 12, 2016
Make una no kill person with laugh jare.

Nice car sha but na the conversion part dey fear me.
Car TalkRe: FRSC To Start Seizing Vehicles With Expired Tyres by aluko360(m): 8:20am On May 11, 2016
"Vehicles will be seized and passengers will look for alternative means of continuing their trip"

FRSC should try this nonsense and many of their staff will be regular visitors to ER in hospitals.
SportsRe: Sabi Punters Prediction Group by aluko360(m): 7:30am On May 03, 2016
08034739421

Please add me
CelebritiesRe: Vivian Oputa, Teebillz Babymama With 3rd Love Child In Stunning Photos by aluko360(m): 8:11pm On May 02, 2016
His relationship wiith these women was basically symbiotic ; He oils their engines while the ladies pay his bills.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is The 9th Most Religious Country In The World by aluko360(m): 1:09pm On May 02, 2016
That ranking get as e be.

Naija na #1 for religion matter.

Country wey the number of churches and mosques plenty pass all schools and industries put together.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze: Tiwa Savage, I'm Disappointed by aluko360(m): 5:39pm On Apr 30, 2016
neejay1986:
God in your mercy restore their home.
Like say na God scatter the home initially
FoodRe: See The Bread I Bought From Onitsha Shoprite Yesterday by aluko360(m): 7:17pm On Apr 28, 2016
delishpot:
Na stone Dem take bake am?
Nah concrete mixer dem take mix the flour
HealthRe: See The 600 Years Old Man Found In India: Said Death Has Forgotten Him by aluko360(m): 9:30am On Apr 20, 2016
122 years in 1957 and now >600 years in 2016?

Mr. Blogger you no do elementary mathematics?
PoliticsRe: Senate Buys 108 Jeeps At Twice Price. by aluko360(m): 11:54am On Apr 17, 2016
Nah today yansh dey for back?

These types of deals happen in most government settings.

I've seen where someone supplied stationery to a government parastatal and plastic Rulers were supplied at N1500 each.

You go fear nah!
RomanceRe: Guys How Did You Asked For Anal Sex From Girlfriend by aluko360(m): 11:45am On Apr 17, 2016
"Babe, let me flush your toilet"


Btw, the puna no do you?
RomanceRe: Please Advice Me, How Do I Tell My Younger Sister The Shameful Thing I Did by aluko360(m): 9:18am On Apr 17, 2016
Dollar don affect the cost of having an abortion?

Abeg carry your matter enter hospital sharply.
RomanceRe: Help, My Husband Can't Satisfy Me Sexually by aluko360(m): 9:05am On Apr 17, 2016
I won't advice you to give him performance enhancing pills because the side effects outweigh the benefits.

Buy him a pen1s extender; it is made from silicon and shaped like the male organ. He just needs to wear it 0n his johnny.It adds to the length and girth to the man's size, delays eruption and also act as a reusable cond0m.

It is relatively cheap too; $5-$10 on Asian sites.

Just try this and you'll thank me later
SportsRe: Ucl Semi Finals Live Draw by aluko360(m): 10:49am On Apr 15, 2016
End of the road for city
Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake Killed In Ojodu Berger, Aina street Lagos by aluko360(m): 10:40am On Apr 15, 2016
Lala, it's snake 0.

Food don set
CrimeRe: Man Grooms 13-year-old Girl On Snapchat, Had Sex With Her Six Times by aluko360(m): 1:57pm On Apr 12, 2016
13 year old!

Wetin be the attraction sef?

He needs to be castrated asap.
PhonesRe: The Fraud In Slot Limited by aluko360(m): 2:54am On Apr 12, 2016
rammer87:
Cure your acne
Nah Slot you buy this item too?
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Vs Wizkid: Who Is Richer? - Getitrightnigerians.com by aluko360(m): 7:50pm On Apr 08, 2016
Wizkid is worth $9m?

9 million american dollars 0r Zimbabwean dollars?
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Cartoon About Buhari And The Fuel Scarcity by aluko360(m): 8:46pm On Apr 06, 2016
Udodasco1:
oyah shokiki shoki ahhh
Congratulations Nigerians!
Petrol Price Has now dropped to 57 naira all thanks to Buhari. You can now purchase Petrol for 57naira on Jumia, Konga and all OLX petrol stations.
For more lies please text APC to 419
grin
BusinessRe: Someone Is About To Take His Biggest Risk(bet9ja) by aluko360(m): 6:10pm On Mar 31, 2016
The choice is yours bro.

Every ticket looks good before kickoff.

My advice is that you stake what you can afford to lose.

Cheers
PhonesRe: Should I Buy This Kind Of Phone From My Friend? by aluko360(m): 8:48pm On Mar 27, 2016
PMONEY6:
Second-hand tecno phone for 75k.?
Cracked one for dat matter.
U Well So?
I don't think so
Jokes EtcRe: My Wife Said That Me And Gej Look Alike by aluko360(m): 10:04am On Mar 26, 2016
Akshow:
Op ur nose though. They are huuuuuggggeeeeee. Imulari of nairaland. grin grin grin
Wicked grin

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