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emmanuelmichael: This exactly how Mark Zuckerberg came to stardom. There is a reason for everytin dat happened in human life. Believe u me, God has finally blessed the young man

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True talk

(1) You do it (2) You get caught (3) You go to jail.

If he did what they are saying he did, he should be prosecuted and jailed. Impunity made our country the poo hole it is today. If he could not get employment there are other ways he could have set up himself. I still can't get over that picture of Daniel Ohikhena and Oshiomhole smiling moronically in the front of newspapers, even though that was understandable as it was kid involved. But dnt forget dat d richest man in america for 3 month sm time ago was a youth who was able to hack into us government was it beaten or rewarded for three month before dey could beat his own

Come Τ̅☺ think of ΐτ̅ were Ȋ̝̊̅§ the original mace naija we hail dee

Si comment for jamb result na wah oh good pls help nigeria youth

Pls pals is mtn now browsing with money cos ℓ̊ subscribed and could not browse until ℓ̊ load card

Come to think of it how much is the private company going to pay we dnt no my quest re
1 who re the people buying it re they nt former leaders when dey were leaders den why did they nt give us good electricity №ω they no there is big money in power they want to continue from where dey stop
2 why wiℓℓ only one person buy 3 zone where is the chalange there which mean whaters he gives us we buy no option @ high price
3 why was der no bid for north Nd yet they say they want to privitize
4 no forien company all re nigerians company people decieve people
Pls gej go boil beans to keep ur time

Who tell ♈o̶̲̥̅̊u

Thanks

One one na draw

During the exam, Akpos kept
looking under the table, then he
would write on the answer
sheet. His teacher saw him
doing that & thought he was
copying.? When collecting the paper after the exam..

Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10
marks.

Akpos: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?

Teacher: For copying.

Akpos: How do you know that I
was copying?

Teacher: I saw you looking
under the table.

Akpos: *laughing* Question 9
said, STUDY THE TABLE BELOW

: A student was asked 2 write a signpost 4 traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers

A man suffers in the hands of his wife because his wife likes sex too much and he cant satisfy her. So he went to a doctor

man: doctor i have a serious problem, i cant satisfy my wife. My wife always want me to go 5 to 6 rounds or more befor she is satisfied. i sleep with one eye open because of this family problem.
Pls help me

Doctor: wen making love with ur wife...just think about all ur problems at the same time...i mean all the problems u have...just think about them. Then come back and tell me the result

The man went home and his wife crawled to him at nite and the man began his duty with his wife...the man taught about his girlfriend that is pregnant for him without his wife"s knowledge, he taught about their house rent, ... As he was thinking about this, he was also busy performing and his wife said pls its okay.
The man just lay flat on the bed and his wife was surprised. The man hadly last ontop of her

After resting she said to him..ok honey lets do again..the man began his duty and also began his thinking problems as well, he taught about were to get money for nepa bill, the money for the rice he ate in the office on credit, how to solve his brothers appendix problem, how to settle the bank for the loan he collected for his big for noting son who used it to learn carpentary work.
he taught about his father in the village that warned him never to come back unless he gives birth to a female child. He taught about an slowpoke his wife delivered to him as a child

befor he knew it he has gotten to 7 rounds and his wife fainted..

after some minutes he revived her back and ask her if she want more.. She replied..
NO!! We really need to see a doctor.
u have a serious problem

since then the man can now sleep with two eyes closed

A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the white man "please watch over my bananas, while am gone".

He went, came back and found out that the bananas were all gone. The white man pointed at the monkey and said, "your brother the monkey ate all of them". The black man with a smile said nothing. Minutes later, the white man said, "please hold my monkey while I pee".

He came back and met the monkey dead. He asked the black man what happened and he replied "this is a family matter, please stay out of it!

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pls if u dnt hv update stop disturbing and commenting ur re badluck 2 naija

we all speak and dnt check d oda part of it any of our govt dat want 2 eat money always use power to blindfod us obj pump money into power yet nothn gej hv also dn d same yet nigeria as a country is managing 2500mw when we need 10000mw for stable power supply so hw do u expect constant light whn our so called FG cn nt generate anythn minister of power should be privtz first whn d head is bad wht happns 2 d body our FG should R.I.P 4 all i care jor

Warri wafi guy
Sapele safi
Portharcourt ph
Benin b side

When will revolution come baba God we re watin 4 it

U nor get anythng and na u talk pass

As at 2.30 am dis morning power holding shut down power supply all over the country who is to be blame for the action dey took

HEALTH-E8
POVERTY-A1
EDUCATION-C6
SECURITY-F9
TRANSPORTATION-E8
SOCIAL AMENITIES-D7
POWER-F9
CORRUPTION-A1
ELECTION RIGGING-A1
HUMAN RIGHT-D7
JUDICIARY-D7
MORTALITY-E8
UNEMPLOYMENT-E8
PROSTITUTION-B3
MILITANCY -B2
KIDNAPPING-A1
BOMBING-B3
INFLATION-A1
This kind pikin pass?

168 hrs per week omorangbon benin

To me i belive is in delta

Which is the best poly in south-south dont be biased

mine is engineersmith12@yahoo.com alumaone@yahoo.com

Mine is 28th

can any dody tell me how i can clon a computer with written detials

th answer is no chair because cooktial party does not even sitting

if them leave u na animal shoe u take do ankel shoe wear

pls can any body send psuare lyrics to me buzzy body pls