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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 8:29pm On Jan 22, 2019
pope191:
Lwkmd... Boss! E b lyk say ur fist deh for ur keypad
Na my bank and keyboard e dey o! Make I rent you? grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007:
Gentlelife50:
Lolzz when we finally see fahrenz
grin
Please, which of these guys are you....make I rent you for these fights na!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 7:42pm On Jan 22, 2019
I see dru viewing.... grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 7:33pm On Jan 22, 2019
Gentlelife50:
grin
Dru go show?
Abi e no dey do all those things again?
cheesy
lol..make dru no show o. I no get ehn energy again.. abeg. cheesy
Na only me wan fight three people?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 7:14pm On Jan 22, 2019
Gentlelife50:
No be small thing, I suggest onikan stadium it has space that can take all of us the spectators besides it's at the center for those coming from the island or mainland.
Or what do u think?
grin
Lol...exactly...who will you place your bets on? Me? Or the ‘manager’?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 6:33pm On Jan 22, 2019
franksam2009:
I am not even a driver yet, but I am coming in soon Sha, as I can get any freaking ride I want, anytime and anyday.. fuvkoff and face ur work so u can meet up with ur weekly payments be4 ur oga collects his car grin grin
You don’t mean it!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 6:31pm On Jan 22, 2019
pope191:
@Alvin007! Its like we are getting dia o... Like Gentle said "Never say never' grin
Nah...this one wey never chop belefull..I fit push am now make ehn fall and die.. cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 6:28pm On Jan 22, 2019
franksam2009:
you talk too much, just gimme a location that's all, I need to format your brain small,. It's misfiring
Your ‘brain’ box is fried! Your head needs a new ECU/ECM!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 6:21pm On Jan 22, 2019
franksam2009:
is is it a corrola,. I'm having same issue o,. What did your mechanic said d culprit is,. And please do the riders complain? Lemme know if I can just manage my own like that
You can’t even manage a car that was giving to you to drive...yet you want to feed me?.. cheesy

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 6:20pm On Jan 22, 2019
franksam2009:
a wretched man who can feed you, your family and extended family combined lol,. I no Sabi do internet fight, if u want a fight just gimme a location and stop running ur mouth
I hope you made all the money you’re bragging with, from your street fights...I know you’re suicidal...no be me go kill you..

Car Talk › Re: Need To Repaint My Car At Affordable Price.. by Alvin007: 5:18pm On Jan 22, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
more like flashing right?

I'm also interested..... had an issue with a bikeman @ lekki expressway.....

the guy was lucky to escape even tho
Please finish this story..please.. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 4:48pm On Jan 22, 2019
pope191:
Hopefully one day we will observe physical challenge dat will take us d spectators to national stadium
It won’t get that serious. It’s all for comic relief. grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2019
Toseenlove:
Lol as old as u are, u don't even know how to troll. To me You're just a "walkover" I was about going on full throttle. But just realised u're a frustrated nitwit. The frustration u're going through at the moment is enough already. Sorry ehn pele bro. You will be fine.
And these are your achievements in life? You need help!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:58pm On Jan 22, 2019
Toseenlove:
Hehe alas i got the better part of this low-life odun gan. Omo lasan ikeji aja lol.
Nah bruv...if I’m a low life...then you ain’t even in existence...you’re indeed a schizophrenic patient..and I have your time..dimwits.
Ps; stop the Yoruba jargons...this is a public forum..don’t show us how razz you are.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:48pm On Jan 22, 2019
Toseenlove:
Single shame u no get, Spending all your limited time on Nairaland. Ogbeni shift make i see front.
Yet, you reply all my mentions..we both don’t have shame ni..but you...you spend your unlimited time in poverty, pain and anguish? Eran.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:35pm On Jan 22, 2019

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:24pm On Jan 22, 2019
Toseenlove:
Ode who is laughing with u, You wey u still dey stay under your Old man's roof.
At least I have a nice place to stay...no be inside mosque you dey sleep? Ewu!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:22pm On Jan 22, 2019
franksam2009:
no matter what, she's a customer, she's paying for your services, a customer is always right, just swallow ur pride if u want to last long on ehailing or better still look for some other business....... Bro
This is a new year...kindly, change your mentality. Stop being an ass licker over meager notes!
You honestly need the above advice more than I do. Cheers!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:19pm On Jan 22, 2019
dejidotun2000:
It's not really because they are novices, some people just enjoy lording it over other people they perceive to be less fortunate than them.
I wouldn’t go with this word...coz some only pretend to belong to the class...that class of perception.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:16pm On Jan 22, 2019
franksam2009:
why u dey find me lol, I Don't like poor people with much pride and ego
....says a wretched man with a dead self esteem...

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 2:13pm On Jan 22, 2019
Toseenlove:
Who be this mumu ehn.
Someone who’s comfy enough to make you his driver.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 11:30am On Jan 22, 2019
emmancecute:
cos if you're a driver, you're a driver.
Then there’s simply no need for the ‘TaxifyPartner driver’ concept..since driver na driver!
Car Talk › Re: Can His Baby Be Resurrected? by Alvin007: 11:28am On Jan 22, 2019
Yes...but not on the third day.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 10:43am On Jan 22, 2019
sharpk007:
omg.... dat question though �
That’s exactly why a novice rider will treat the TaxifyPartner driver scornfully.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 10:35am On Jan 22, 2019
Gentlelife50:
Lolzz, maybe something like our partner driver have arrived?
grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 10:28am On Jan 22, 2019
emmancecute:
He ran out of the thread cos he knows he bit more than he could chew. people that have not taken one trip will come and be forming professor, mtchew!
Bros...I hail you sir.
During training sessions, taxify talks about the need to refer to partners(drivers) as ‘TaxifyPartner drivers’...so as to help or make partners feel better(boost their ego)..by not referring to ‘em as mere drivers...how did I know this? I was opportuned to support the trainers, in teaching intending drivers...in a few training classes.
But, on the rider app, when the driver arrives at the rider’s location..it shows ‘Your driver has arrived’...why?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 10:11am On Jan 22, 2019
Vicyace:
I had to do that because of two reasons mainly.
1. I thank all my riders after every trip. I'm used to saying thank you regardless.
2. To suppress my anger and not deflate her ibadanish ego.

Babe dey be say na from one guy to another guy I carry am. Olosho lasan lasan
I can relate jare brother...I’m sorry about the ‘ram’ part...I thought Twas the same moniker that first responded...my bad. Apologies bruv.
Where’s the franksam2009 sef?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 9:15am On Jan 22, 2019
NextProdigy:
Both parties should actually be thankful. Buyer gains and seller gains as well when there is a good exchange.
Yes...provided she respected him, and was polite. From their convo...it can be inferred that she felt she could treat him with disdain....and he remained there...carrying bags and opening teeth like an Ileya ram about to be slaughtered.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 9:09am On Jan 22, 2019
franksam2009:
this your pride will kill your enemies, you also have low self-esteem, calling her ma'am and making her happy will not change anything,, Las Las most people wit kind pride attitude are just drivers who do not own shit!!!!!
I should’ve have dealt with you with derogatory words..but I wouldn’t. Mind you..there’s a thin line between ‘Pride’ and ‘self esteem’...if she had been nice/polite all along...helping her with her bag would’ve been considered a necessary gesture.
Don’t come this hard again...I won’t hesitate to yab you..if you do.
Autos › Re: .. by Alvin007: 9:03am On Jan 22, 2019
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 8:31am On Jan 22, 2019
Vicyace:
Couldn't agree more.

But there are some brainless riders though. I once took a rider.

Me. I'm at Gulliver hotel now, do you want me to drive in?
Rider. Cuts in. Drive in na (in a very condescending tone).

Mind you she never told me she was precisely at the hotel before o. I no vex. I drove in

Me. I called her again after waiting for 8 mins at the hotel.

Rider. I'm coming.

She finally arrived, put her stuyff in the vehicle.

Me. Your destination please.

Rider. Can't you see it on the app

I tried explaining to her that I don't get to see a riders' destination until the trip is started. She cuts in again..

Rider. Oga go.

Me. I'm starting the trip now. Do you know where you are going as I'm not familiar with the area stated as your destination.

Rider. No

Me. Then I will follow the map. I'm sure it will lead us there.

As I was checking the map while driving to make sure we were on the right route, this rider was still complaining that I should not look at my phone while driving. I looked at her and asked her again. Do you know the route? She said no and I just smiled and ignored her all through the trip.

At the end of the trip, I helped with her bags and said thank you ma'am.

She was just looking at me. As I was smiling.

But e pain me as I mistakenly drop 5star for am. Na 1 I wan give am
All these Ibadan babes that believe they’re big girls by taking Taxify..mtcheew...tchai..why did you even help her with her bag sef? You said ‘thank you ma’...why? Didn’t you deliver a service? You shouldn’t thank her for paying for a service you rendered to her! She should be the one thanking you for getting her to her destination safely. You just made her feel fly...You are a TaxifyPartner driver..not her slave...I won’t be surprised if she tells or expects the next partner driver to help her with her bag...mtcheew...slay queens ode...someone prolly even gave her the money for the ride.

Business › Re: What Happens To My Money If I'm Robbed In A Bank While Waiting To Deposit? by Alvin007: 6:59pm On Jan 20, 2019
wetdick:
Once you are in the premises of the bank and a robbery occur. Dem take your cash. Dem no born the bank well if dem no give you your cash whether deposite or not.

It is the duty of the bank to protect their facility from attack.

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