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pooozeee:
Carried two corper from surulere to somewhere after meran, A lady and a guy, can you just imagine, the lady was giving the guy mouth action right inside my car, I just pretend say I no see them, they could not even wait a little to get home, they where both smutching each other in my car, the lady could not hold on to her tiny moan when the guy press dip into her puzzy.
Watin concern me as long as to sperms spillage in my car and they pay for the service I rendered

lumide533:
S8+ for sale . Just unlocked .65k not negotiable

GAZZUZZ:
you should go straight to the other side of the fence

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BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

BillGoldberg:
What type of car do you want to buy for 350k and put on Uber? Nigerian used Molue?

Pekele007:
What's this one even saying or Are you drunk?

bettercreature:
He got that pic from icloud

bettercreature:
It seems Flavour was using an iphone then

ImFortress:
Hello there!

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toarlox:
Volvo is a good buy. safe, secure, fuel efficient. I used S40 and i never regret i did. I would advise you go for a volvo that will not be stolen easily. A quarter tank took me from Shomolu to Agungi and back at night. Moreso, from research S60 uses 4.1ltrs of fuel per 100km. if going to bening that's 300km+, u will use about 12 lts of fuel. Good isn't it?

GistmeBlog:
Tunji Disu, the commander of the Lagos State Police Rapid Response Squad, this morning, arrested some motorists driving against traffic.

He made the arrested during a traffic enforcement exercise at Ikeja-Along Bus Stop. A bullion van was among the vehicles impounded and handed over to the State Traffic Officer for prosecution.

From the desk of Gistmeblog

abusondoko:
bro , dem.neva open am b4 70k is cool

abusondoko:
70k. Ishaga lagos

Topmaike007:
Which one get that B

praizblog:
Famous nollywood actor Femi Adebayo rants on his page as he was not able to was suddenly surrounded by fans on a bike after the bike man shouted his name.

Life of a celebrity. See more photos below

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/femi-adebayo-rants-as-he-was-surrounded-by-fans-while-on-top-of-a-bike-in-lagos/

sabaka:
Ahn ahn Na u be this boss ? No know say dey act feem join o

ifyeez:
No mind am, e just dey find my mouth

ifyeez:
I wanted to keep you quiet, buh you massaged my ego with ur comments, I went to Dubai 3times last year, buh you won't hear of that here, I guess I went there to chase bonus night and day.
anyway we all have different purpose in life.

ifyeez:
God forbid this is not what do for a living, I do this for the extra cash, I won't say more than this.
How can you be proud driving ur follow man.

Gentlelife50:
U ready?

Gentlelife50:
Today never pass naa

chucsmoore:
. Don’t mind me, I grew on d island where things like this happens. I don see things there gan. Even some of my friends still they there they run things. Kunle Poly and my bro knows eachother till now. It’s like an interest. News and information and am kind of attracted to. Childhood experience I can’t forget easily. 100% pure Lagosian.

Meanwhile. Have u seen this? Boys are cashing out 40 - 60k monthly. But Taxify just sent a message to my app that it is not allowed and it’s against their policy. Passive income wey sure die but Taxify don make me change my mind.