₦airaland Forum

mrAMG:
Have you called your exes one after the other to ask them what the problem was?

Call them, tell them to be completely honest as they have nothing to lose if they are honest, let them tell you what they found unpleasant with you.

Asking nairaland will not give you any solution, asking the people you had relationships with will answer everything.

At the end of the day, it just might be the way you draw your eyebrows or some other trivial thing.

How can you advise her to call her ex(es)...seriously? No one is perfect...she could ask her friends...not her past relationship partners. They would only see it as an avenue to hurt her feelings....don’t follow that advice op.

Dear op,
Firstly, you’re 26. I know you feel you should be married already. But try not to appear desperate, when next you find yourself in a relationship.
Secondly, what kinda guys are you attracted to? Is it the hot, good looking rich guy? Or the comfortable sugar tongue coated ones? Mind you, I’m not saying you should go for a poor dude..but sometimes, you need to look out for prospects..a whole lot of prospects, before choosing to date a guy. ‘Prospects’ involving trying to create a vivid picture of the kinda husband the guy would be. Don’t be carried away by instant affection or show of love. We guys do this to sweep a lady off her feet and make her fall easily..it doesn’t mean we want something deep.
Thirdly, try to develop yourself. Focus more on making yourself a better person..focus on your career, passion..etc. This would make you less depressed. Also, work on that stubborn part of you. It could be discouraging..(I’ve been there).
Fourthly, sex isn’t a determinant for marriage. I know plenty guys who can wait/date for 10 years, just to sleep with a lady. Let him see/crave other things in you, beyond sex.
Lastly, don’t ignore the position of God in life endeavors. Pray hard.

The Supra...’affordable sport car for everyday man’.

This country is just a joke. These kids without proper and necessary education, eventually become more knowledgeable in automobile repairs, than the Nigerian university graduates of Automobile Engineering. Technical schools should be encouraged and explored, with the Government giving out scholarships to kids interested in attending technical schools..as some sort of encouragement.
Practical without theory, makes you a Kazeem.
While, theory without practical may land you in a different field. Perhaps, ‘Banking’.

The multitalented cartist
What about the laughing noise the car makes when it cranks and can’t start?...surely sounds like it’s making fun of her owner.

Nice tips!

arantess:
Hmm, abeg who has the appropriate meme for this kind of topic??

Say no more.
Op...this is for you.

Mtcheew...just last week, on three different occasions...vehicle in front of me, suddenly applied breaks...I had to honk and honk and honk my horn...guess why the driver did this?; ‘SHE’ wanted to greet someone she knows.
This happened three different times, three different cars...with three different ‘FEMALES’ behind the wheels. All in a week....They’re better drivers indeed.

olaremint:
u bought a dead body and u are asking for price to bring it alive, i always advise people, its better to buy a car far more expensive than its price but which is a very sound car than to buy a car far more cheaper than its price and which is a problematic one. by the time u start spending the change, you many not have coins again

She has bought the car and has obviously learnt one or two things...why chastise her with your words? Did she buy it with your money? The deed has already been done.. Oga...Why not state your advice and move on? She’s asking for opinions on how to make the car ‘better’..if you cant help, keep quiet and waka pass.

4 plug v6?

obekediamondfuto:
OK so one claims a car he just imported was imported years ago and wants to pay it's duty, tho belated? then he goes ahead to forge accompanying documents.......

wow, so breathtaking....... I'm outta here jare...

Alvin u can take the mic

Testing 1, 2, 3....chiii...chuu...(repeats testing process)..
This one no Dey work jor.

Interesting

Cosplay:
You want to assist the OP, that's commendable.

Could you clarify the following?

- There's a moratorium on vehicle imports into Nigeria across the land borders.

- Importers still smuggle these vehicles into the country, pay "genuine" duty and somehow come up with "genuine" customs documents for them.

My question is simple, really.

In the import documents presented to the NCS in the duty payment and clearing process, what port of entry would be listed?

Tin Can? Apapa?

If the answer is either of the above, how would the importer come up with documentation showing that the vehicle was imported via those ports?

Where would the Ship bill of lading come from? Vessel name? Voyage number? Port of loading?

Or would the import documents indicate that the vehicle entered via the land borders?

These exam questions ehn?
I haff died.
I’m also interested in the answers to these questions.

Lol actually there's a temporary pain a male feels after intense erection and arousal but no ejaculation, although its not called sperm pain. I don't really know the name and it disappears after some hours or sleep or masturbation..its believed to be due to movement and accumulation of sperm into the sperm duct with no expulsion. Many men can relate to it.

But it doesn't happen without an arousal

It’s called Blue Balls or Epididymal Hypertension.

It depends on when, and how long you’re visiting....I have a Toyota Corolla Matrix that might be available..just in case both Oga Gazz and Afoife fail.

snipesdam:
This is real nice. But one reason I dislike these custom Chinese wheels is because of the pictures below.

Avoid potholes at all cost while on speed.

Apt!
Nice wheels op.

Recall? Lol...even Innoson Motors, is yet to issue a recall on any of her brands....We run a different system here in Naija, where we would rather be recalled by ‘road side mechanics’...i.e Kazeems.

galadima77:
This one got me laughing

21. Avoid roads with potholes or bumpy terrains.

In a country like Nigeria, na to dey fly remain o!

And for those who don’t have a car to maintain.. Shine your koko shoes.
God will soon answer your prayers. Amen

Lordofthewest:
The average yoruba don't like speaking English even the professors, English isn't our language abeg I see no reason why anyone should go about bragging of speaking good English..id rather boast of speaking pidgin instead who English epp?

Where’s your sense of humor?
I think you meant ‘The average African’

Ivanmykel:
Lol
Didn't mean it that way joor, just that I'm not Yoruba so communication is a bit difficult whenever I'm in Ibadan.

When next you visit and you need an interpreter, don’t hesitate to holla. Some of us understand English plenty plenty.

Ivanmykel:
Yeah, the city is cool, cheap, not as busy as Lagos. My only problem with them is communication and slow development, majority of them do not understand English.
It's a nice place to cool off though, I love IB City.

Tchai...see finishing!

Overpopulation!

Cosplay:
This would remove them permanently, you'd never have to worry about it again

Savage!

timifakay:
I have one that is laughing like an hyena.
What's the solution?

Hyena or hyenana?

Splashme:
1) Ambode

2) Amosun

3) Fayose

4) Ajimobi

5) Ondo Akeredolu

6) Aregbe

Fixed

dasphinx1:
IVM ke? Na GAC me de see o

Olodo..isn’t that an Infiniti logo and badge?

newman10:
Oga Alvin007, my own car vibrates when on idle in gear when AC is on, but in motion, whether AC is ON or not, it doesn't vibrate. I drive a 2005 Camry. So when in slight hold up, I have to put my car in Park or neutral or turn off AC completely. Could this be engine mounts too?

Bros...what kinda car is it? is your check engine light on? If ‘Yes’, please scan first. If ‘No’ and you’re sure the check engine illuminating light hasn’t been tampered with,....kindly, take a picture of your instrument cluster when on idle...some problems might be as little as having your idle on the low..
An alternative route: start your car, let someone engage it on either ‘Reverse’ or ‘Drive’...with the individual’s leg on the break(with the car static),..open the bonnet and check if the engine vibrates vigorously. If it’s not stuttering or misfiring, and it vibrates on idle, it definitely has to be the mounts..
I’m sorry for my long epistle.

monex:
someone asked him actually

Next time, please quote Bill Cosby.

Same way I lost my dad few years ago, due to Lautech Teaching Hospital’s negligence. I couldn’t sue ‘em coz I didn’t have concrete proof. I chose NEVER to tell my mom and sibling about it. I don’t want ‘em living with such pain. It is well.

MPVGoddess:
Those minutes can mean the difference between seeing that babe and missing her

Those minutes can mean you will escape from armed robbers

That speed may be the only way to compensate somehow for miles upon miles of bad roads and hours upon hours of being stuck in slow moving traffic as a result of poor urban planning, overpopulation, road constructions or plain silly and inexplicable lockjams

Same way those minutes might take you on a fast trip to heaven. The choice is always there. Cheers.