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Car Talk › Re: Vespa Festival In Asia by Alvin007: 7:51am On Aug 12, 2018

Car Talk › Re: Top 5 Car Accessories Every Nigerian Should Have In Their Cars At All Times. by Alvin007: 7:46am On Aug 12, 2018

nurey:
CONDOM incase you get lucky and decide to play away match

Someone’s talking from experience.

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Webmasters › Re: Onipede Akintunde Just Scammed Me by Alvin007: 7:41am On Aug 12, 2018

jodecibmw:
@sweetjesus you said you would reveal something about this seller in the thread below, this is just a reminder in case you forgot, please update accordingly so that we can learn from it and make informed decisions.

https://www.nairaland.com/4496583/2004-2012-acura-tsx-tl-tokunbo

It’s prolly just a line. I wouldn’t take him serious..if I were you. He said the same thing here...
https://www.nairaland.com/4495615/2010-lexus-is250-few-months

Car Talk › Re: Top 5 Car Accessories Every Nigerian Should Have In Their Cars At All Times. by Alvin007: 7:19am On Aug 12, 2018

lofty900:
lol. Didn't know that first aid box is a car accessory... It's important though.

For safety reasons, it has become an ‘emergency’ accessory o! cheesy

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Car Talk › Re: Top 5 Car Accessories Every Nigerian Should Have In Their Cars At All Times. by Alvin007: 6:49am On Aug 12, 2018

Incomplete..without the First Aid Box.

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Family › Re: My Chat With An Unclad Girl In A Pool Party: Parents Read! by Alvin007: 11:55pm On Aug 11, 2018

There’s no amount of sermon you can preach to ladies between ages 16 and 23...they just wanna explore...some choose the right path, while some don’t. It’s just inevitable. I met a couple of ABUAD female students last year through a friend..they were all into drug abuse..and the crazy part was that the oldest of ‘em was 18. Crazy world we live in!

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Music/Radio › Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember These? by Alvin007: 12:29pm On Aug 11, 2018

Elano25:
My late dad left his for me,those plate n the engine too..but i stay in akure.wanna sell ,ow can we connect

I hope your dad won’t appear in your dreams tonight saying ‘My son, you want to sell the heritage I left for you’?

Bro..na joke I Dey o! cheesy

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Music/Radio › Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember These? by Alvin007: 11:21am On Aug 11, 2018

Deo1986:
Those good old days , please I don't wanna cry . Mom had to sell all of ours back in 1992 when times were tough.

C’mon man..cheer up! At least those tough times didn’t last forever. The future is bright.

Music/Radio › Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember These? by Alvin007: 11:01am On Aug 11, 2018

mosesjida:
If you don't understand anything dey re saying here let gada for a meeting

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Music/Radio › Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember These? by Alvin007: 10:59am On Aug 11, 2018

EgunMogaji:
In reggae, fuji, apala, hollywood sound tracks.

The best part for the song is the scratchy beginnings where you gently lay the needle before the music actually starts

I had a "changer" also, a turntable where you can stack a few "plates" and they automatically drop. My sweet Nigeria.

I knew it. cheesy

..the scratchy beginnings were dope, and the way it ends with the stick holding the needle, gently going back to its status quo..
I’ve never seen a changer before..I’d love to see one someday.

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Music/Radio › Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember These? by Alvin007: 10:24am On Aug 11, 2018*

Turntables...I inherited an amplifier, a turntable player, tuner,(all SONY) and some huge Kenwood speakers...from my dad.
He claimed to have been a ‘dj’ during his high school days. Rest In Peace Dad.

Cc egunmogaji
Sir, I’m sure you still have these plates. cheesy

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Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 9:30am On Aug 11, 2018

ameri9ja:
How come network affects only u? People in 9ja have more important things to do with their money. Dash cam is the least of their worries.

Let’s be civil in our discussions. #sigh.
Whatever rocks your boat man! #cheers

Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 9:23am On Aug 11, 2018

ameri9ja:
Why did you post this THREE times? You can't even afford a good phone!

Bruh....for real..people here in Nigeria, are now aware of its importance..and are buying it...you should too...
His phone isn’t responsible for the repeated posts...blame the network..not the phone.

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Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 9:21am On Aug 11, 2018

Nonnyflex:
Did I ever say it was pre-installed... even outside the country you buy it and install it... I don't have your time.. And pls ooo it's dashboard camera... Thank yiu

It’s also called a ‘dash cam’..just a short form of ‘dashboard camera’

Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 8:46am On Aug 11, 2018

ameri9ja:
Not to burst your bubble, but if you Google "where is iPhone made?" China pops up. Lol.

Most, if not all iPhones, are designed by Apple in California, and assembled in China.

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Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 8:43am On Aug 11, 2018

ameri9ja:
Of course. You use iPhone 3! Lol.

No...it’s the 3GS. tongue

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Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 8:18am On Aug 11, 2018

iwatch:
that shiiit is no iPhone. That is an iPhone copy not the original. The moment I read "Chinese woman " I knew it all.

Please... Stop ridiculing the best phone maker on earth.

Easy fam....I use an iPhone. #cheers
Regardless of all criticisms, we die here..#apple#iphone

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Politics › Re: Tragedy!! APC Chieftain Shot Dead In Ekiti [Photo] by Alvin007: 6:47am On Aug 11, 2018

Dreamkiller:
he was shot dead at Dubai some people can't read

Dubai viewing center. Adebayo, Ado-Ekiti.
It’s the name of a viewing center in Ado-Ekiti.

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Car Talk › Re: A Curious Tale Of Two 2017 Honda CR-Vs by Alvin007: 6:42am On Aug 11, 2018

The end!

Romance › Re: My Girl Wants To Take My Gen To Her New Apartment by Alvin007: 8:23pm On Aug 10, 2018

This reminds of what happened to me about 8years ago. I graduated from school and I had three generators..one ‘I pass my Neighbour’, a sumec 1.9kva(yellow), and a 2.5kva Tiger..Had to upgrade as I bought bigger electrical appliances.
Just cause I couldn’t get enough space in my car, to keep them while packing, I sold the 2.5kva to a Neighbour for 8k.
The other two, I chose to keep them with a friend. After my law school, I went for service, and realized the need to get a generator. I called the friend I kept the generators with, and he told me they were history..he gave one to his gf, who he eventually broke up with, while the other one was with his friends.
To cut this long story short...I forfeited these generators..I wasn’t angry with him coz he gave his friends one of the generators..I was mad at him coz my generator was used as an instrument of love..
Dear op, either you’re rich or not, if your mind tells you not to give it to her, DONT! Besides, you guys are passing out soon. If you give her the generator and u guys break up a week after...will you be man enough to ask for your gen? Trust me, she’ll tell you the story of your life!

Business › Re: Youths Seal Oil Company In Rivers With Juju Over Negligence(pics) by Alvin007: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2018

This one na Nollywood ifa priest. cheesy

Car Talk › Re: Help Me Calculate Pls by Alvin007: 3:01pm On Aug 10, 2018

I think it’s fuel consumption is fair enough. But what do I know? Let the ogas educate us.

Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 2:29pm On Aug 10, 2018

gabbijason:
Only God is our refuse...

Is this a typo?
Even Kanye no gree look again o. cheesy

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Autos › Re: Super Clean Reg Bank Type Corolla @ 1.1m by Alvin007: 2:12pm On Aug 10, 2018

Beautiful steering. Happy sales.

Phones › Re: Watch The Shocking Moment An Iphone Explodes & Burst Into Flames On A Dashboard by Alvin007: 1:20pm On Aug 10, 2018

This one is strong o!

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Politics › Re: Certificate Scandal: Police Keep Mum On Adeosun But Swiftly Probe Adeleke's Case by Alvin007: 11:55am On Aug 10, 2018

Thescienceprof:
Guy, that you went as far as going through my profile summarizes your frustration. you know what? I don't have time to waste on non issue

Going through your profile..I observed that you’re just naturally uncouth...poor upbringing! You need help! May God heal you! Amen.

Celebrities › Re: Jada Pollock Rocks Massive Cleavage In A Swimming Pool by Alvin007: 8:38am On Aug 10, 2018

last35:
Pervert op and mod! Massive cleavage this early morning!! It's not even 9 yet! Ediots everywhere!!

Hahaha...the internet never forgets!

Politics › Re: Certificate Scandal: Police Keep Mum On Adeosun But Swiftly Probe Adeleke's Case by Alvin007: 8:37pm On Aug 09, 2018*

Thescienceprof:
It's either your brain cells are dead or you are being simply stupid. mute and mum are synonymous. use a dictionary to correct ur ignorance

It’s obvious that you were either not brought up properly or you’re just a frustrated deranged being. This might help your brain function properly; https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/how-informal-is-the-idiom-keep-mum.3449243/
Look it up, read my other comments and comprehend. Fool!
Modified; On a second thought...I think your cheap bow tie has cut off the circulation of blood to your brain.

Politics › Re: Certificate Scandal: Police Keep Mum On Adeosun But Swiftly Probe Adeleke's Case by Alvin007: 7:20pm On Aug 09, 2018

Emepresh:
Why are you exposing yourself, please grab your dictionary.

People like you are just so quick to spit thrash out of their mouths. ‘Keeping/keep mum’ is an idiomatic expression...yes!
But it’s misleading when it comes to headlining front page topics..’mute’ would’ve done the job a lot better...
Next time, read all comments, comprehend and think before typing trash.

Politics › Re: Certificate Scandal: Police Keep Mum On Adeosun But Swiftly Probe Adeleke's Case by Alvin007: 6:34pm On Aug 09, 2018

Daisy17:
Learn how to take corrections.

Learn how to comprehend...read the comments again.

Politics › Re: Certificate Scandal: Police Keep Mum On Adeosun But Swiftly Probe Adeleke's Case by Alvin007: 6:12pm On Aug 09, 2018

SoNature:
Yes, they are perfect

Unless u are after SEO (search engine optimization)

Apart from that, they are perfect

If you doubt me, check nytimes, wahsington post, mashables, forbes and Bloomberg

Those guys are authorities on the Internet, and they don't need SEO to rank high on SERP

And yes, they always use idiomatic expressions in headlines

I wouldn’t agree...cause an idiomatic expression can be misleading in this context.

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