₦airaland Forum

Islie:
change the unclad to na-ked on the link

nairaland censorship

why seun sef go censor the word "naked"?

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Sure, would do that. Thanks

have you spoken to her?

scarplanet:
Very well bro.. but I don't just decipher how GT and EH, irrespective of the job applied to, will be writing thesame basic mathematics and English!

maybe it's put this way for everyone at this stage. Once you past this stage , there will be difference as to how the questions will be given. Don't you foresee a possibility when an EH will be put to real life practicals and when he/she fail to demonstrate the right skills , he/she will be dropped?

Beyond this stage, men will be separated from the boys.

Titiluvly:
3 + 2 sections =5 sections i.e A-E...you get it now?

that's what I was trying to point out. You said 3, and I felt by the letter range it's 5.

ItalianWine:
Stunningly photo shopped

jealousy!

RIP

I don't know him. I thought it's chief olododo of wazobia TV and was shaken .

scarplanet:
I am beginning to suspect this test oo

you're too armed to suspect or play to any suspicion at this 11th hour. The good news is that, it's basic math...you can sip that like fura . Don't go to this war where you'll battle mosquito with armoured tanks. Go easy. All the best!

Hafsat24:
..

just saw your reply to him already.

Astonestone:
Please what's "Basic maths"?

To some of us basis maths is simple addition and subtraction.
Make una help us Abeg

basic maths can basically and simply be defined as a set mathematical questions that deals with cancer, HIV , aeroplane, malaria , food, color and what have you. You can easily pass by just spelling everything mentioned in the definition.

Hope the gods are pleased with me having spoken their minds.

Buharinomics:
No hard feelings to You too, we are in Nigeria. But If GOD give person this job.. no slot or Man know man can change it.
The current place I am working.. it started like this. Before I knew it I was shortlisted for training, after that documentation... it all started by applying online with my Nokia x2 back then... I only went to a cafe to get my exam slip.. also immigration exam I wrote. I was shortlisted again but was not given the job cos Primary school papers were not among my documents... the Moral of the write up is... WE KNOW THERE IS ALWAYS BACK DOOR RECRUITMENT, but there is no harm in pursuing what one wants..

like you couldn't produce your primary school cert and it cost you that?

BOJO123:
how come nothing like biometric was done?

did you register using biometric?

CaptShinz:
Please who knows anybody that is married and got invited for the test... its strange but all my friends that are married were not invited and I am yet to see any... I just want to clear my doubt

I think hafsat24 is.

scarplanet:
Hehe... the mathematics for engineering and science candidates will be manufactured from Jupiter.

I hope they don't stun us with abstract or psychometric reasoning.

Watch out for this space

rushman003:
I'm in Warri

oh my God! You should have chosen PH as your center. Don't worry, more doors will open by God's grace.

Titiluvly:
I'm through o my people...

it was just basic maths and english..45 questions in 45mins..wrote in PH

maths was in 2sections

English 3sections i.e Section A - E

brb

A-E is more than 3 sections.

rushman003:
Will be happy if I can do that boss.

how did you miss this? Are you that far from Lagos? Maybe it wasn't meant to be.

rushman003:
Tomorrow Tuesday is 25th, so no way to do it

it's not possible. If you can, as a rushman , rush to the park now and head to Lagos. Before 9, you're there.

coolebux:
He needs encouragement
Remember when he visited the National Assembly, up until now its only BM Bruce that patronised his suv
If it were other investors from other regions, PMB will mandate all 36 state govts to make it their official vehicles.
Don't feign ignorance of this.

you're just too ignorant and childish. Tell me one where pmb mandated everyone to buy from.

rushman003:
Yes its 25th in lagos but i want to reschedule it because i will be coming to lagos on 25th so i'm thinking of 26th of 29th
Thanks

it's not possible to change. Those who sought a shift were met with stiff "NO" from the man at DPR end who responded to their call. Today is 25th right?

Loski26:
K.


U no need hit me up.

I doubt you've been on nl since 2010. you wouldn't be taking the Internet so serious.


Oh you're still working on getting a job? goodluck with your search. Some of us are actually tired of working for others. nah just say na oyel /fed govt job make me dey interested.


goodluck and save your breath for your test Bro.

you think this is my first handle? No! I'm serious because it's a serious thread. When we meet on the thread for derailers , trust me, I won't be serious.



As regards the part in bold: if you understand the simple reason why you want this job , you'll understand the reason most people are here. Most people who posted here have jobs and want a change of job.

soberdrunk:
IT IS ME!! It is annoying and irritating how people are so desperate to know the source of the young man's wealth, he doesn't owe anyone an explanation, we see our politicians become very rich overnight with 'our' money and keep quiet but we are willing to play detective on issues that do not concern us. To all the hypocrites defaming that young man, if you do not have 'solid' evidence of any financial misconduct or illegalities that the young man is involved in then just shut up and keep hating silently!

and people ask why we are still in mess in this country. People like you are the problem.

Answer simple question, bros.

Loski26:
So uncle why are you crying more than the bereaved na?


I fit decide to go a friend's wedding and eat jellof rice on Saturday instead.

No dey give your sef unnecessary HBP abeg

you won't just get it. Go and enjoy your jollof jare . Life is too short.

BOJO123:
the test is 45 mins... your login details is your email and phone number...

you write Abi? I'm happy for you .

Loski26:
LOL.


I will troll you sotey them go ban me till 2099 if you don't get thus job after all this your e-gra gra.


You better get the job o.


And take the Internet less serious bro. Have you graduated for long without a job? I can't get all this bile for a bloke you don't know from Adam. Loooool.

I've been on nairaland since 2010 and you think I've not developed that tough skin for trolls? Been in romance , I won. Politics, I'm a force. Other sections Na play.

I finished service November last year, do you think I should be that desperate even when there's no reason to? I'm doing fine, boy .

If I get this job like others I'm working on , I'll hit you up .

Loski26:
LMAO


No commit suicide if you don't eventually get this job o.


The bile is choking.

Well some of us are busy though. We work with time and stuff.


You're crying more than the bereaved here IMO

as a matter of fact, I'm not even writing this exam. Check my previous posts, you'd see how they've come. I'm not bothered. I'm engaged. If I want this job like you think I'm desperate, I know how to go about it.

Don't worry, I'll call you out at the end of it all.

Loski26:
Oga I'm not the cause of your troubles in life na. HAHAHAHAHA.

So much bile over nothing.


Even if my date changes to the next 2 hours and I race down to PH, that won't still guarantee me the job.



Abeg. No be big prick them dey use born twins

I talk am. This guy is not serious.

Guy , Na as I get big prick Na him I take born my twins. Ask my wife. I don't know how that adage fits into what we are discussing here.

If racing down won't guarantee job , you can decide not to go at all. DPR didn't say racing down is part of the criteria, they just need you to show them you're intelligent(which I doubt you're ).

No bile as I was just stating the fact . You can't even solve 0.3% of your problems not to talk of creating mine.


Be serious!

scarplanet:
Epic response!!!

What got me LMAO was when I saw "Anyone else with this challenge"? Mhen I just shook my head and continued LMAO

the oaf is annoyingly un-serious. I thought those asking for a change of date or exam venue on previous pages were offensively stupid, but this particular guy is acerbic and stupid.

Did you see where he said "this is too sudden o o" ? Lol!

The dude is in aba and his center is PH, but the change of date is still sudden.

Yeye

Hafsat24:
Thanks my bro/sis..i wish you the very best too..
We don pass already you mean

I be man ooo .


Yes! You don pass already...Insha ALLAH

Ugly woman!

Ezyp:
You will stick to 29? With your printed slip showing 25 on the 29th day

don't mind that dunderhead!

xtiana01:
Jos finished my exam.

entertain our curiosity then.