₦airaland Forum

OkoYibo:
He broke the rules of safety and aviation safety. However, Nigeria being a religious country where people prefer to hands off the steering and wave it in the air, he'll probably go scot free.

This foolishness is why Christians insult Muslims here on Nairaland but share testimony when they get Dubai Visa. This same hypocrisy is what makes Alhajis and Muslims ensure their children are born in the US. Why them no go Saudi?

muslims don't kill themselves over US citizenship . Those who crave citizenship of US do that because it's easier there cos US is a liberal country and Saudi is conservative. Muslims have spiritual attachment to Saudi and this is not what they have with the US. Many muslims want to give birth or die in Saudi .

People in Saudi get everything from the government more than those in America do.

omolizzy:
Lol.......How won't you miss it when you went AWOL?

lol! As a 'pender'/pendent(pending-successful submission is my status and how they were able to lump this adjectives/noun together still dey scare me ), I must appear "pending" and be AWOL sometimes.


Your own don change?

Reader1988:
NAF screening is in Jo's while DPR test is Kano

good. Start making arrangements as regards those links that will help you sneak out. You know anyone in the military? Ask them to help you. They can even use NAF branded car to take you out and bring you back in when you're done , I.e , if you know your way. You can go to Kano, take your test and come back on the same day before they find out you broke a camp rule.

In 2008, I faced military board too and we were locked the academy for as long as the screening lasted and no one of us went out. I don't know if the NAF screening mimics that of the regular course.

Don't miss any of this opportunity.

Hafsat24:
Sure na..HND

yes, I just confirmed. I just spoke to someone with ND who took his today. He couldn't explicitly tell what everyone would like to hear on this platform. But he told me that when he was done, he heard people complaining that DPR should have told them outrightly told them there's no job for them instead of asking them questions(maybe tough) they couldn't answer in one hour. You know what this means.


The silence from those who wrote today says a lot. People, brace up!

iykofias:
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DPR is a regulatory agency and chevron is a company whose activities are overseen or regulated by DPR. In terms of job security, DPR is better. But on the pay? Chevron owns it .

Reader1988:
Good pm nairalanders. I am in dilemma right now, I am shortlisted for NAF 2017 Dssc selection board to be held on 22nd to 28th and I have DPR aptitude test on 24th July. Which one should I go, I need strong advice

first, I want to know if your test center falls within the city where NAF screening will be done. If so, make contact within the screening center or possibly use your cash to make way; someone can help you to sneak out to write this test and possibly come back in. You must use a ranking officer among the board members to help you in this case if you can.

Best of luck!

Hafsat24:
Ha! Essay ke..

Please those who wrote today should biko come and update the house oo

some wrote today ?

bunmi111:
please my people what will i do, i register with two different emails because i had issue while i was trying to register then and now they sent me message on the two emails with different interview date and different reference no, what do i do?

pray and choose one.

Lescalier:
Just got approved. Although exam date and time still pending.

when?

UnimkeAk:
Mr mortdecai ladan, now who was the first director...

Secondly i think for quantitative analysis they are literally thousands of questions. U cant start solving gmat now. What if the questions uv studied dont come out , or it is twisted.

I think you should all go brush ur selfs in basic maths.
That way u can apply it to every problem...

No time sef
Too much wrk , get bk home in the evening , and b4 u say jack, u crusing a ferrari in dream land.

UnimkeAk:
Mr mortdecai ladan, now who was the first director

omolizzy:
You are a witch! Only a Witch can be this heartless and wicked to other human being like her.

looooool ! How did I miss this post?

Watch him cry or leave pdp when he loses.

sokarsenal:
let us be optimistic as we should be, but knowing how Nigerian government agencies operate, i think he just said that to reduce tension and avoid unnecessary petitions,........... i mean y could they not just extend the examination dates instead of the so called batches

do you want a repeat of the immigration exercise? Do they have centers to accommodate every qualified candidate to write the test at the same time?

yusufhaji:
1) When walking, a certain person takes 16 complete steps in 10 seconds. At this rate, how many complete steps does the person take in 72 seconds?
A. 45 B. 78 C. 86 D. 90 E. 115
2) In computer jargon, what do you understand by ROM?
A. Read Only Memory
B. Random Only Memory
C. Real Output Memory
D. Read Output Memory
3) A body is floating in seawater with 2/3 of its volume above the surface. The weight of the displaced water is?
A. Less than the weight of the body
B. Equal to the weight of the body
C. More than the weight of the body
D. Not enough information provided.
This is how dpr questions look like. If interested pm me

Archimedes principle.

yusufhaji:
Questions 4 – 9 refer to the following: A tank is a vertical cylinder with inside diameter of 6ft and a height of 15ft.
4) What is the volume of liquid in cubic feet if we fill the tank to one foot high?
A. 28.27 ft3
B. 18.8 ft3
C. 113.1 ft3
D. 424.1 ft3.
5) What is the total volume of the tank in cubic feet?
A. 1686.5 ft3
B. 442.5 ft3
C. 424.1 ft3
D. 847.5 ft3.
6) What is the volume of water in cubic ft in the tank if a measure stick indicates the water surface is 6 feet below the top of the tank?
A. 170.2 ft3
B. 254.4 ft3
C. 1017.9 ft3
D. 678.6 ft3.
7) What is the weight in pounds of the tank, as in the above case, if the tank itself weighs 20 lbs per ft of height?
A. 63,424 lbs
B. 42,241 lbs
C. 16,151 lbs
D. 10,605 lbs.
How much water in gallons would have to be removed to reduce the total weight of the tank plus water, as in the above case, by 20%?
A. 388 gals
B. 3,230 gals
C. 2,121 gals
D. 626 gals.
9) What would be the new level of the water, as measured from the top of the tank, if the water in the above case (equivalent of 20% of total weight) is removed?
A. 10.4 ft
B. 12.7 ft
C. 7.1 ft
D. 7.8 ft.
10) If everybody at a party shook and with each other, and there was a total of 66 handshakes. How many people attended the party?
Please someone should attempt these and give answers. They are all dpr past questions

this is what it looks like?

Lol! Look at this super failure on all fronts talking gibberish.

bbbabes:
That's not a software oga ade

so, to check your not-so-big ass, I have to turn my phone upside down. Which kain punishment be that? Your boyfriend must reply me. Show me love ooo

She works at TVC !

tjskii:
She resemble Stephanie okereke

somehow.

hoover420:
Be careful what you wish for. Can't you see his viens? Can't you see the blood in his eyes?
If this one catch you na murder straight!

I doubt too. How did they know he was arrested when osinbajo came to inspect the bridge?

lilliesboy:
[s]
Some can be here for different reasons; even in school people are there for various reasons. Some are here to show their IMBECILITY (such as UltraPad et al), while others are here just to read comments and find faults because their names were not shortlisted. Those will be the gate-crashers that will go to make things difficult for others.[/s]

gangue!

Oyinlade07:
Customer care no is +23412790000..Those of us with pending successful should hold on..We will start knowing our faith today..wish us all d best.

did you get them to tell you why some application "statuses" of applicants remain so?

bl33d:
y do you think we are here

don't mind that guy.

lilliesboy:
I got a mail from the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) two days ago; I have been shortlisted for an interview/test next week. Did you get it too?

I don't think anyone got it. The only invitation people got here was the one for a wedding party organized by DPR across the 6 geopolitical zones of this country. Try and attend if you got your date on the IV.

nana433:
Still havent been able to reach them. But I am suggesting we all try to contact them on the issue. Probably the volume will move them to act fast.

true

IdeyFindWife:
nice one, keep up the hustle bro, gonna pay off.

but, until this guy's source of income is really known, as people do in sane environments and better countries, idgaf about his so-called wealth.

people just hail, and follow what they don't know around f0olishly all the time in naija.

MODIFIED
For all the confused lots quoting to refute commonsense and good conscience, apart from etzskillz, some souls really need journeys in self-discovery and serious counselling. He might be clean bizman for all we know (which wld be really great) but am entitled to my notGAF till I know that, aint I?!!

On the other hand, I still maintain that glorifying show-offs, who's source of income you don't know, on this kinda hyper-level pple are campaigning, is kinda classless. It's not only the most self-hating, "thirsty-brainless-mof0", and mastubatory activity anyone can indulge in; it also smirks of loads of personal insecurity and shows me am prolly dealing some really poor in life and mentality jobber. Am certainly not against anyone liking the Gucci's for the Gucci's sake (who doesn't anyway?! ) but the Gucci wearer's identity, Xter & dealings matter to me!

If you're not in control of your own reality, finances and life projections, I run my props and am very sure my taxes go into govt coffers to sort some of y'all who pay none! I feel it's only dogs that go around salivating non-'discriminatorily' over just any pork-chops [including poisoned ones] because they use their common-sense and eyes lesser than their greedy noses! And, we're not dogs, are we?! So, let's lay off with the "#HushpuppyHero-Worshipping and get some good-sense.

Even Kardashian "Foolowers" and Beyonce's BeyHive know what they're dealing, why should we be different! Until I know his source of income o, no famzing! Anyone else can keep showing him groupie-love, sucking his d!ck and calling him your long-lost-Uncle-reborn, na you sabi, no furks will be given today!

spot-on!

josielewa:
pls if u need the questions just pm my email direct...its easy that way....thanks

I did send you a mail. Do reply with the questions. Thanks!

Reader1988:
I only rescheduled my exam date from 24th of July being Monday to 29th Of July being Saturday.

how did you do it?

A sad one for democracy!

citizenjuwon:
In his words "if you are selected you will be called for the test".

let's hope and pray.