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crismark:
I smell lies....,,what nd what did they buy in MR BIGGS dat is worth 20k?? op pls think b4 u lie

I comot cap for ur nose oo. anyway, my lies has bin modified now. happy sunday

I decided to go and chill out in Mr.
Biggs when I saw one guy with his girlfriend enjoying themselves.
Not too long, in front of them was
the waiter with the bill which was
about #2,500. To my surprise the girl quickly opened her purse brought out #3,000, paid and told the waiter to keep the balance. After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why didn't u allow me to take care of the bills. It was then the girl said something that impressed me, she actually told the guy that she's not after his money that the
only thing she needs from him is
his love, care and attention.
Almost immediately, I heard a voice ''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!! It was the director and right behind me was the camera man. It was then I said to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo. Na movie dem dey shoot, no wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for real life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard.

My girlfriend told me last night
that it's over between us. I thought about it and i found out
that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill
myself. I jumped from my reading
table to my bed but I didn't die, I went to the express road and looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera with plenty suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell!
I proceeded to another level of
concoction. I prepared gizzard and
kidney sauce with strawberry
juice and lots of fresh tomatoes,
yet nothing happened to me.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with
ice cream, still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I just
finished eating fried rice with
chilled maltina and fresh fruit
salad but nothing has happened
to me.
I'm really upset right now.
Friends, what do I do? Should I try
fried plantain and chicken with
fresh milk? Will it work?
.
Advice me please, I'm waiting.

frodow:
NO not recognize at all, the certificate is equivalent to OND not even HND

You are such a clown

This Lalasticlala sef wey person no de fit see him pishure..Issorite! #ghostmode24/7.

Happy birthday Legend!!!

Nice concept and I hope they will continue production thereby becoming internationally recognized.

Another area is the durability of the vehicles, does it meet international standard? We wont want products that will pack-up on the road due its substandard nature.Human lives shouldn't be gambled with.


Finally, the vehicles should be affordable to nigerians. Atleast, since its an indigenous products, there should be low price vehicles.

To Whom It May Concern!




I hereby change my name to 'AbdulAlwell Isah Mohammad'.




Your Excellency, pls you dont have to consult me before appointing me as one of the DGs.

Arsenal faithfuls returning all thanks to Baba God

Is she an Ngwa girl?

Broke and poor men got no right to have sex. If they don't have the energy to make money, where the hell do they get the energy to sweat on top of somebody's daughter?

haha...funny duo

Zenzu01:
hehehehehe am all smiles.....
.07066334965

You will hear from me before weekend. Thank you.

All this 2go boys wont allow us rest on Nairaland.

While we await the winner on Abia Case, I want to thank every one of you who has made this thread a successful one. The guys on ground giving us blow to blow account of happenings at the supreme court as it unfold, I say thank you. whoever wins is for the good of the state.

On the lighter note, I heard after the supreme court, Okija shrine is next.

adadioranmah:
The answer is 88
Let the Cock be X, the Cat Y and the Horse Z
3X=6
Therefore X=2.
Y+X=7; Y+2=7; Y=5
Z-Y=76; Z-5=76; Z=81

X+Y+Z=?
2+5+81=88

Dear Ada, though your answer was more elaborate but Zenzu's answer came in first. I wish I could had rigged it in your favour. Better luck next time.

Please accept my apologies. I was busy following the Abia State Election Supreme Court judgment and subsequently got carried away.
That been said, @Zenzu, you got the answer and therefore the winner. Pass your digit across. Thank you.

Otti appears to me like a desperate politician whereas Ikpeazu a coolheaded gentleman. From what we have witnessed so far in Abia State, I think and also believe that Ikpeazu had the good of abia at heart. Immediately he was sworn-in, he began work. All I wish for him is that the judgment will be in his favor so he can continue rebuilding Abia State. #TeamIkpeazu

The result will be posted by 6pm today and the winner picked thereafter. Thank you

Who can figure out the answer?
The winner gets a surprised gift from me.
Give your answer and explain how you arrived at it.
Let's go there people!!!

Make I book space because this matter concern me gan. #TeamIKPEAZU #ProudlyAbian

kenzysmith:
Na to carry phone called wenger for benching giroud

which match did you watch?

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem

You cannot run and scratch your ass at the same time.

You cannot run and scratch your ass at the same time.

It is okay for a child to play with the mother’s breasts, but not the father’s testicles.

1. The little opportunity given to a
monkey to wear cloths, does not
guarantee it to join the dinning
table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while
you are waiting for them to be
ripe, others are eating them with
salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head
to break coconut would not be
able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a
beautiful girl without saying a
word ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money
after withdrawing from the ATM
has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to
chop off your head only knocked
off your cap, you should be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without
Brains, the Private parts suffer the
most.
8. Having a Female as a Best
friend is like having Chicken for a
pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as
hungry as the wolf climbing the
hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic
people rent space in your head.
Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't
want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean
you're poor but allowing it to
swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a
married couple though there is
constant friction between them,
they will still love and live
together.
14. The taste of bitter kola last long in the mouth of those that knows the value.

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The bible was written based on the jewish customs and culture. That christianity was brought to us doesn't mean we should put aside or discard our customs and cultures. I think one of the numerous mistakes we are making as africans is confusing culture/custom with religion. religion has succeeded in making us put aside all our rich cultural heritages. I hope I made sense

A girl on Facebook: "My ex dumped me just 2 months ago and now he's engaged" Someone commented, "At least you made it to the Semi-Finals.

ambassadorgozie:
Sorry I don't grant interviews on sundays

that's what makes you an ambassador. happy sunday

ambassadorgozie:
Op gerrat out!

destination pls?

ikubch:
Op, you can lie oOooooh!!!

haha...egbon if u want the dictionary I saw it, come and collect it

I just saw this in the latest version of Oxford dictionary:
dasuki /dæzjuki:/ verb To divert public funds for personal use and/or share among other people; to use an organization's money for non- organizational purposes.
Example: "He promised not to DASUKI their money if elected."

let's assume your story is real, do you really want us to advice you so that your father will also attack us abi? ok oo.
bros, every sex position your father use knack ur wife was a hit back2back, from doggy 2 missionary position