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greatness22:
bros, i will be so happy! Atleast, i would be famous like Dokpesi.

noooo. that will amount to bin famous for d wrong reasons. dont forget ur baby still needs her capri-sonne

some guys are naturally wicked. they are mostly selfish and inconsiderate. when you treat a woman, know it that your life is in her hands

greatness22:
I trust my daughter Beverly, if i tell her dat buhari has place a ban on capri-sonne, she wil say; dad, is buhari a name of an animal?

ah bros, dont be surprised to hear ur name for dasukigate case tomorrow

children go just declare fasting and prayer for buhari....lol

chiboy1928:
Op,please practise wat u preach,hope u are nt here jst to seek attention.

have it in mind that im not a SAINT

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF GOOD LUCK!
Advice from the invigilator: We are close to the end of 2015. Please drop all your bad character.

rawpadgin:
ok
to those girls i used & dumped in 2015 say please forgive me

i was young & naive hence i didnt realize what i was doing

mary- tho i dumped ur a$$ cuz i cheated on me

francess- u a single mum already, cant marry one

favour- u tried ur best to make it work but i wasn't really into u


loveth- i was only in lost with u prolly because of ur wonderful back & front

hopefully u guus find a way to forgive me

ah! bros ar u related to dasuki in anyway?

Same to you bro... Hope ure having fun wherever u are[/quote]yes I am. thank you

[quote author=CountDracula post=41380529]I'm sorry. I get an allergic reaction when people don't reason well bfor dey post trash topics. I've taken my chill pill. I'm much better now. Thanks for d care[/quote happy holidays brother dracula

Cregon:
I CONCUR but @OP na ur sincere speech be dat?!...I smell ENDTIME JOHNNY

they say talk is cheap but truly I respect women alot

CountDracula:
I'm still suprised dat women see sex as a favor dey do for men, but u, I'm disappointed in u for saying dis... I'm telling her to have sex with me? Na only me wan have sex? What rubbish accusation is dis?

lol..bros abeg use ur cooltemper button

u wont blame most girls, d guy will convince her and because of the love she has for him, she will do anything for you. they do more than u expect from them wen they are in love...

YOU ARE A MAN!!! • You are busy telling this lady to have sex with you • You do not wish to use a condom. • You tell her to use E-pills since her days are not safe • You make her start using contraceptives so early such that they mess her hormones • You make her pregnant, you deny pregnancy…. • You tell her to abort and she does so….or she choose to keep the baby and you dump her • You claim you love her so you want to enjoy life with her more • In the process of E-pills, contraceptives, abortions she destroys her womb and her fertility. LISTEN! LISTEN!! LISTEN!!! Later you dump her and get another woman to marry, The lady you destroyed is now married, She cannot get a child in that marriage, In-laws are now harassing her for being “barren”, Her husband is pressuring her for an off-spring, She cries to God day and night… praying and God has turned a deaf ear upon her…. Finally pressures destroy her marriage, her future, and she lives without happiness forever as she watches other ladies enjoying having families. MEN Who Do This? You are worse than murderers, you would rather have never been born, your cruelty knows no bounds, … you kill that woman’s spirit and her future unborn children. Please MEN before subjecting a lady to your stupid youthful desires, if you truly love her as you claim, consider the consequences of what you are doing with her today…what you do with her may come haunting you later on in life as it haunts hers!

stat just released now say 4million packs of condom sold btw yesterday and today. naija I hail una

ojeota:
You don dey craze be dat. Abeg go register yourself for yaba left.

angel, u harsh gan

coded01:
Na only you wan chop that chicken...

na turkey abi agric vulture?

ojeota:
Make i drop my own o. Merry christmas!!!!!!

I de find am hard to locate ur boobs..do I need a map n compass?

ojeota:
Make i drop my own o. Merry christmas!!!!!!

I de find am hard to locate ur boobs..

jaymichael:
My selfie.

bros dont worry, you see again. nice walking stick...lol

that gal is damn bantacious. meanwhile, I have a maximum prison in my house, please if she is convicted, can you sentence her to my prison. #justsaying

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted… “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed… “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!” The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man… “Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”The old man smiled and said…“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today. Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

Dr. Ben Carson (Retired world renowned neurosurgeon, and Republican Presidential Aspirant) wrote this beautiful piece. Read and be blessed. Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life, while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life. A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of flying. But, a pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of returning home. That's life!! Enjoy yours. If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that. If power ensures security, then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply, sleep soundly. If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages. But those who live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely! All good will come back to you!!! Man asks, “Where was God when Myles Munroe, wife and his associates were killed in a crash? He answers, "The same place I sat when John the Baptist my servant was beheaded. When Stephen my servant was stoned to death. When Paul my servant was murdered in Rome. The same place I sat when my only Son was brutally crucified, wounded, bruised and killed. I have not moved from my position." I am the same. It is not the means of exit from earth that matters but the destination. Live simply. It's all about God!!

1.National Open University of National - B.Sc in Peace Studies and Conflict Resolution
2. Abia State Polytechnic - ND in Public Administration
3. Govt Sec School, Karshi, Nasarawa State
4. Mother's Pride int'l nur. & Pri School, Ilishan Remo Ogun State
5. Olajumoke Memorial Nur. & Pri Ogun

let us list the schools we attended with qualifications obtained. it could also connect us to old friends/school mates. I think it's going to be fun

“And I would start by getting rid of Cesc Fabregas. He was brilliant when he first came back to England but hasn’t been good enough for months. They’ve been carrying him.

“Then there’s John Obi Mikel. Doesn’t he want to play football? They’ve been trying to get rid of him for months but he’s still there picking up a cheque.

“Radamel Falcao hasn’t worked either, that was a lazy signing in my opinion. He was the best centre forward in the world once but he’s a shadow of that player.

“And Loic Remy should go too, he’s just not good enough to play in a top-four team.

tuminix:
Why op no get money na. E pain me o

my brother, if e rili pain u as u claim, make I forward my bank account details to u so dat u go make my account fat and shapeless?

MRBrownJ:
instead of accepting that you were dating a goldigging wh0re, you are now focussing on the wrong issues. NONSENSE!

an aristotle detected here

To those old men snatching our ladies and doing stuffs that's way beyond our budget, I just want you to know we are patiently waiting for your daughters ...

I no see National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN)

pansophist:
see kwesion, why not?

No be say we don marry, or even get pikin join am, just dating ooo. Make goat punish me if I no dump her, nonsense

guy u badt gan

I love my girl buh truly that money big ooo. im sure my woman go choose the money over me too. u knw all this kpalapkala girls behave this days

Jolllyjoy:
op is dreaming

PrimeMinisterr:
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relax boy, you aren't gonna get benjamins if your post makes FP.

Jolllyjoy:
op is dreaming

a im dreaming angel, ypu never can tell when this kinda offer will cross ur path, so im preparing u before hand. lol.

none of my posts has graced the fp, wont mind if this one does.