Are you guyz sure WM is not another twist into big brother prgramme. How come he is good in everything?

make the maid sha know say IJA wa IJA osi always guiding

Naso

ELKHALIFAISIS:
her breast look suckable

Fool..so if she open her boobs for u probably u would do it

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.
Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.
The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.
He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.
Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

http://livemonitor.co.za/south-african-universities-to-offer-bsc-witchcraft/

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.
Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.
The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.
He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.
Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.


http://livemonitor.co.za/south-african-universities-to-offer-bsc-witchcraft/

Smellymouth:
I trust my mama..
Whether na for Green card ,Red card or Pink card, she go scream like this ::


"Chai!! , my enemies don succeed ooooooo "

Hahahaa...dis ur pix dey always match ur comment

macfarland:
HOW DEAD IS PDP? The Tinubu Conundrum.

E done tay I hear "PDP is a dead party". With all the re-runs being won by PDP and withTinubu YES TINUBU flirting seriously behind the scene to break ACN off APC and merge it with PDP instead, I am wondering just how dead PDP is.

Yes you heard me right. The only reason Tinubu is not fighting Buhari obviously (his wife and daughter just showed small of oga's mind) right now is because his loyalist is still VP and old men may die.
Also, he is very calculated and knows no point in early noise. 2016 is early yet.

Furthermore He knows whichever of them between Saraki, Atiku or Tambuwal, Kwankwaso etc that goes back to PDP, it will tilt the scales towards PDP and he does not want to be left behind in an APC that is in truth merely CPC transmogrified. Tinubu learnt from fighting Saraki in the Senate that PDP areas are not moving and top politicians not decamping. Instead it is APC members that are clandestinely striking deals with PDP as a party. Tinubu has known that El Rufai and co have no respect for him. They are Fulani supremacists. Instead Tinubu is looking to the Niger Delta and the East and seeing they are going nowhere, he is making to align seriously. In fact, many are saying he has a hand in many of the court cases and election results. I cannot confirm that part.

What I can confirm is that Tinubu and Buhari and El Rufai will not be in the same party come 2019. Buhari already knows this, thus trying to empower Fashola and Fayemi to counter Tinu in the West, a situation that is tantamount to empowering an iguana against a crocodile...Tinubu being the crocodile. Yes Tinubu will not be in same party as Buhari come 2019. You can take this to the bank.

Bros y u dey murder English like dis na

mrking3:
this boy has allowed sentiment to becloud his sense of reasoning and judgement. Even a todler knows APC members are very violent! They're worst than PDP members! So this foolish boy has suddenly forgotten how APC members killed Innocent corps members in bauchi and other northern parts? This is just one single case I can think of sef!!!

Are u a goat or was APC in existence in 2011? Can u guyz even reason before droping comment on nairaland all becos u have browsers on ur phone

WarRLaY:
This bororo fulani attacked our bus in ekiti on our way to Lagos and went away with lots of cash leaving people with injuries .. I thank God for my life shaa.. I dea fear to go that side again sef. can't imagine d run without destination I ran inside the forest ..

As in they attack freely

Aigbofa:


The first law of nature is self preservation, stay alive first and worry about what the FG would do later. All the people already killed will not benefit from any solutions the government may put in place later.

What if u are wielding a weapon and u see some1 with such type trying to attack and kill u. Wat would be ur reaction??

Aigbofa:


This problem started before Buhari became president and successive governments have done next to nothing to stem their activities, the question then is what are the affected communities doing to protect themselves.

If you know some people are coming to murder you and your family just to raise some cows you will be foolish to be a sitting duck waiting to be hacked.

But d problem is dat arming d youth against d fulani herdsmen is not d problem. But wat wouldd happen wat would be the d fg response towards d state when they start defending themselves against this bororo

Aigbofa:


Well, at least Buhari is fighting boko haram. Oga Joe did not fight boko haram, he didn't fight Fulani herdsmen neither did he fight the war against corruption. In fact, he didn't believe in fighting anything at all.

Ehen and since Buhari is fighting BH and corruption give him d yardstick to keep quiet while fulani rampage is going round country. Bros if u sit down and analyze it well am half fulani and yoruba but there must be a reason PMB is quiet on dis Bororo ish

Buhari is declaring full scale war against BH and have neva said anyfin bout Bororo. Shey I neva waste my vote so?

Sometimes when I look at such pix I ask God don't this people pray against death? Then why still take them after answering their prayers

mynd1:
uwarki ne.

Kina da lokacin ansawar wannan wawiyan

This kin news dey sweet me well well. At least na for fayose head dem go first start prosecute governor wey tink say immunity cover dem

seyi200:


January

Ok I would love to get one

seyi200:
#

It's dog that has like tiger's color like this

Ok it's now am beginning to know d difference. Am a novice now and so when is ur nxt litter so I can book for one?

seyi200:



My female dog is 31days pregnant incase you need a pup i'll upload pics soon including that big boy pics his name is BULLET, buh my phone screen is not good for now. ill have to get a new phone and take there pics bro....

But which dog do they normally call brindle

seyi200:



Lol.....check my profile and check on my dogs ....

I don check am u try

atoleybaba:
nice suggestion Buh I can bet it won't u d dog might not eat it....when a dog is picky, he is picky. U will just av to keep trying various food to see what he likes

But I notice dat d dog only eats when u don't feed it for like straight 24hrs. Because I tried repeating d same procedure of boiling fish and rice for it but it refuse eating it. It surely looks like d dog is very picky

Vikkiboi:
That dog might have been sold to you as a brindle boarbl, well...it might be and might be mixed and might be a pure mongrel.

But that's not why we are here.

Your dog is not eating abi? Here are few tips that will help.

Don't feed it for straight up 24hrs

But make sure she gat water all day.

Now buy 100naira fish 'shawa'

Boil the fish normally with spice, add enough water, and cook it straight up with rice or dog noodles.

When it's done enough, mix it with any of d dog crunches... 'arion, bingo, just any'

Mix evrytin together and serve when it's cool.

If she no chop am ehn?

Heheheee....as in ehn dis tip wey u give me when I tried it d dog slept immediately it finish eating. Thanks and I really appreciate you and fellow nairalanders that have been supportive

Royruky:


Let's see the pictures of the big boy

U get time dey reply dat guy. Someone dat dosent even own a rabbit

atoleybaba:
return him, buy a better and pure bred dog...if u see other people's Boerboal and ur Boerboal, u might just end up hating it in future...if ur money is not up to a standard pure bred own u could buy a Gsd

Ok thanks cos I tink I would go for d Gsd

ceminez:
So sad a comment, what qualifies a dog to be pretty or ugly?. And how helpful is your comment to the OP?.

That is their problem. They feel because they are already expert on dogs means they never started as a novice

atoleybaba:
I think u should return it while it is still early....hat dog will keep giving u issue concerning selecting food....I have a male Rott DT select food too tho he has stated eating what we give seems like noe that he sees he has no choice u just had to eat it..on a second hand, that is a rubbish beorboal bro return d dog and use ur money to buy a better one that u will be proud of

Am still confused on what to do. I still feel maybe due to the fact dat it is not eating or what do u tink?

seyi200:
What am seeing here is a local dog mongrel indeed.... who call this a boerboel for you? take a look at a boerboel pup at the age of 7 weeks...han han people sha imagine wetin them sell as a boerboel for you....tofiapaaaaaaa..... That pup you re seeing is now a big now

And for ur mind d fact be say such dog no look like d one wey u upload like dis at 7 weeks means say any other dog wey no look like am na mongrel abi? Oga go knack ur head on top concrete block if u no get advice to give me

Khd95:
Butty dog,if okon lay hands for on dog lansan,na story for d gods

As in eh I just come they hail people wey be breeder. The tin dey very annoying

Royruky:
If it's possible to return it I will advise you to do that. The only problem is that you may encounter this same challenge next time. Will you equally return it.

Try and find out what the puppy was being fed before you took it. Sometimes in our quest to give our doggy friends the best, we pamper and spoil them

I always give it exactly what d guy I bought it from says he feeds it. My problem now is that why is it not eating

kilode100:
Na Ekeuke you buy? Very Ugly dog! Carry am sell to Okon biko.

I kukuma know say u go yab d dog

leksmedia:
Hi amarudeen don't sell the dog, sorry no one told you that u will go through this on your first dog, when you first get a dog they can be very selected in the kind of food they eat, the only thing they don't reject is milk, fish , meat and egg ( fried or raw).

When I got my German Sherperd she was so selective but I keep repeating those foods she rejects , sometimes I will use the meat water to mix her food gradually she started eating it , now this guy eats anything including eba , amala hahahahahahaha things that I don't even eat lol , so in a matter of time she will eat them she is still a baby now, but keep giving her those foods , gradually she will start eating them .
For now just keep giving her egg and milk and fish and meat lol, also try banana just mash it a lil bit and give her . Also buy a dry puppy dog food

Thank you very much cos am a bit relieve. At first I thought I was the only one that have ever encounter such